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how do yo uget that aperturescience one to work?

4chan.org

>>573682

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=113318

Everything you need to know is there.

gb2 gamefags.

www.naz.com
It used to have a link that said "Don't click here!" which took you to a page that said something like "Why'd you click here?" Now it's much more mundane.

HELL.COM is a private parallel web.
There is no access via web browser.

...?

>>573969
hell.com is just some gay ass artfag project

"fate.com"
"this page intentionally left blank"

I see what you did there...

Is it creepy that I can't select some of these links to copy? Or is Firefox just being a douche?

>>574000
Most recent version of firefox here. Copies it like normal.

http://zip.4chan.org/x/imgboard.html will make you shit bricks

www.tired.com

http://www.timecube.com/

>>574008

Sent 'em somethin'. Waiting for a reply.

>>574016

Shat so many bricks I could rebuild every single brick house in America.

I'll admit...eon5 freaks me out enough to not stay there for more than a few seconds

<title>EON5</title>
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="favicon.ico" />
<link rel="icon" href="favicon_ani.gif" type="image/gif" />
<style type="text/css">
<!--
body {
background-image: url('site_imgs/148600_3735_911B.jpg');
background-attachment: fixed;
background-repeat: no-repeat;

Lol, Page source of Eon5.

>>574025
what the FUCK is cubic time shit?

very cool sites

>>574016
Oh, Time Cube...a monument of one man's undying failure. Failure in the electrician's craft; failure as a hobbyist; failure as a philosopher.

His obsession with an incoherent scientific/philosophical sphere of thought...and the fame and eminence that he seems to feel entitled to...is his testament, his last stand as an aging failure.

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm

supposed to be a shop for brides or something
idk what to say, but brix were definitely shat!

>>574060
She got her 13 year old daughter to design her website or something.

973-eht-namuh-973.com makes me go "wtf..."

>>574071
I read that for like half an hour. I'm still trying to figure out what the fucking intent was with this shit.

>>574073
gibberish and pictures

MOAR

shat brix with timecube

Are you sure its not readable, the website name is the human backwards... maybe all the text is backwards...

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/portrait1.html

this scares the shit out of me
I'm serious

Is anyone reading this Superbad site? It's...it has a lot to do with these bees killing this kid Johnny, at least that's the only thing I found to be constant/make sense through the whole thing.

These sites are all fail and did not make me shit a single brick. Wheres the weird sites with bizzare alien creatures having sex or something fucked up like that.

>>574107

internet tough guy

>>574108
I don't think you know what an internet tough guy is.

Am I missing something? What's so freaky about Eon5? Nothing happens...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ Wheres the shit like this? All these sites are so far is kidnergarden pictures, blanks sites and jibberish.

>>574111

I shat so many bricks it fucking HURT.

>>573582
wow, all these suck, with the exception of http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html

aperture science looked promising, but was a bust.
fail.

http://www.unknown-armies.com/

pretty much the preamble to /x/ and where many of it's so-called "original content" comes from

>>574094

Is that what you're getting out of it? I kept clicking on stuff, trying to do the little puzzles. I found an index at one point...

www.something.com

>>574019

Same. I don't expect one.

>>574185

http://www.superbad.com/1/ape/index.html?description=monkey

Goldar?

>>574111
That's pretty fucking awesome.

>>574111

Fucking hell, that shouldn't've made me curl up but I did a little, I fuckin' did.

973-eht-namuh-973.com

To easily explain it... or maybe not so easily, here I go. Sorry for the ensuing shit post.

The famous enigmatic philosopher/occultist/numerologist "Zed Aliz Zed" which is no more a "name" then it is an "idea" or "concept" is the alleged entity that
started "the human" numerology experiments.
Using numbers, this being was able to form a sort of "magical" or to put it in non-offensive terms, "magikal" math.
The site contains different lengths and forms of rights of incantation or evocation, all of which eventually form an undefinable number.
The purpose of this is to eliminate the thought process of anything. I guess a better way to put it would be to say, in reading it, you're supposed to gain nothing, and understand nothing.
Furthermore, its important that you realize how much nothing you're really getting out of that "something."
Some crazy occultists/pagans herald Zed Aliz Zed (also Zed Ali is correct) as the modern day Regis Salomonis. (Soloman the King, from biblical times)
They compare Zed's likeness to Soloman's teachings from the Goetia and Greater Key.
Hope that helps!

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/

purple.com

>>574331

Okay, so, what?

>>574091
>>574091
>>574091
>>574091
>>574091
>>574091

WTF DUDE! I shat bri/x/. Srsly.

subculture.com

use IE.

>>574432

fuck your shit man

>>574111
Man i curled up. Holy fuck.

>>574091
I'm crying.

>>574432
Oh fuck. I clicked on something and a bri/x/-shitting window came up making weird noises. I couldn't close it because the close button was off the screen, and had to close all my IE windows with task manager.
Shat bri/x/.

I don't understand hell.com? Google? Wow, spooky.

www.subculture.com isnt working

>>574521
NEVERMIND HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU

http://tanasinn.org/

>>574528
This shit is giving me the chills.

>>574111
It's cute, but also frustrating that people think the number 666 is somehow evil and terrifying and...y'know, anything more than the number between 665 and 667.

>>574091

holy

god

Superbad is really mindfucking

>>574111
Lol Easter eggs. I wish this was real.

whats the point of superbad?

Can't believe no one posted the scariest site yet.

www.zombo.com

>>574615
So basically it's some guy saying the same thing over and over? SpoOoOooky

>>574628
You must be new to the Internet.

>>574633
No. I just don't get it.

>>574636
Newfag.

>>574636
You're clearly new to the internet if you've never been to zombo.com before

that time cube shit is retarded, cubes have 6 sides, not 4. sure, oneism is evil, i read the whole website, religion is false, and all that, but they are using the term cube wrong and that really bothers me!

Clovefield fans will find this interesting:
http://jamieandteddy.com/

i'm just new to /x/.

>>574343

what's so bri/x/ing about them?

>>574615
fuck your shit

>>574615

is that an evil clown's voice?

so...

>>574628
Get out of /x/. Fucking 12 year olds.

http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/

>>574663

fucking fuck! now that's bizarre.

>>574663
I feel cold and scared.

>>574663
Fuck you and fuck that bitch

My all time favourite: www.absurd.org
||tt''zzh åbzzÿrd::___

>>574663
wow, what the fuck?

>>574663
I'm reminded of Vulva.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ShayeSaintJohn

>>574713
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryRFBqA5YQc

God... why? what the fuck?

>>574750
That is the single most disturbing thing I have EVER seen.

http://www.operationmindfuck.org/

Comparable to some of the above...

>>574750
O.o
I have chills.

>>574750
wdf?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND APERTURE SCIENCE.
OH GOD! WHY AM I YELLING?!
AHHHH!!!!

>>574713
Holy fuck it's Michael Jackson

www.973-eht-namuh-973.com

All the senseless text from that website sounds like they pulled it out of one of Shinji's breakdowns

APERTURE SCIENCE IS ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL, TYPE "LOGON" AND THE PASSWORD IS "PORTALS"

>>574771
OH jesus, why did I get a raging boner when I went to this site?

>>574750
.,.. is that a real person?

>>574843
I'm trying to figure it out.

http://shayesaintjohn.com/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaye_Saint_John

I'm guessing its some art or psych student's project. I have no idea. "She" has a DVD out.

Anyone have any more info on her? It's hard to find anything that isn't more of the same kind of shit from her webpage.

>>574317
Interesting...

>>574111
Shat a brick and mortar factory...

Google Alternate Reality Games and you'll find communities to help you out with these.

>>574852

Shaye's real name is unknown, but it's probably some semi retarded bored faggot who decided to make weird ass videos and then made some money off of it. Don't bother looking anything else up, because you won't find anything interesting.

>>574060
bri/x/ were shat

>>573582
lol pic reminds me of Defcon

What do I do after I logon with aperture science thing?

Gah, I remember there was one website where you took a sort of virtual tour around a burned down, abandoned hospital, and it was weird as hell. I can't fucking remember it now, though. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

http://www.secrettechnology.com/rooms/pandemic.html

>>574905
What does it mean, I hate all these damn websites.
Fuck you /x/ and all your batshit crazy shit. I'm gonna go watch [Rec].

www.theinternet.com

Amazon owns the internet and uses it to put ads on.

>>574663

the amount of acid and LSD required to come up with such a thing is amazing.

>:4 8 15 16 23 42 |

http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html is fucking freaks !

www.truthism.com

http://yourmom.com/

I lolled a little.

can someone summarize whats happening in the youtube video? im too much of a pussy to watch

>>574956

Oh, the motherfucking irony.

>>575130

pretty much nothing, just some weird legs moving and someone holding shoes.

>>574111
MOAR like this.

http://cubo.cc/

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Thq6248lYVs

zombo.com

http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/index.html

http://www.cmart.design.ru/

meatspin.com
motherman.com
sc2beta.org
MY FAVE

>>574111
That video was extremely well done.

I'm so terrified of screamers that I'm not clicking on these links. Can someone sum up the noteworthy ones? Or, specifically, this one: >>574091 ?

>>575387
I cant believe I fell for that last one. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>574111

How in the world did they do that?

>>575403

Just a horribly designed website, with seizure inducing colors and graphic.

I remember 973-chan. Anon downloaded every file on the website and found an XML file which was "registered" to 973-chan's internet alias. Anon then went on and found out where he posted on the internet, found pictures of his house, then found out where he lived in under two hours.

>>575449
It's not all that hard. He just has to make a webpage that looks similar to youtube for each 'load', or even an image.

Ok, yeah, need a *Screamer* or *non-screamer* tag. I don't need to shit myself again. Christ.

>>575356
congrats /x

i shat bricks

www.973-eht-namuh-973.com

what the fuck,seriously

>>574091
how is this at ALL in ANY way bri/x/ shittin material?

>>575449

http://www.superbad.com
made me shit bri/x/

>>574953
i lold my ass off/shat brix..

if u click on the wheel barrel when u get thru the path thing. you can play this game with a black dude in a pink shirt catching apples to put in the wheel barrel..

>>574750
>>574750
>>574750
>>574750
>>574750
>>574750
I just lol'd.

>>575356
Wait... does the last part mean what was ever in the cave got him!?

>>574956

Why did the Reptilian part surprise me when i saw it. Rofl. Good read none the less.

To the people in this thread who are saying "oh, these aren't scary":

>Bizzare or "secret" websites.

I'm sure that creepy or scary is also appreciated in this thread. I just wanted to say that, you know, no one points it out and you all have to feel like idiots.

http://www.weffriddles.com/level1.html

>>574933

Acid IS LSD you fucking moron GO KILL YOURSELF OMFG.

>>575640

Thank god someone pointed that out.

>>575387
how stupid do you think we are?

http://www.ilovebees.com/

Brix will be shat.

http://wadudu.com/

>>575861

OMG HALO SO SKAREEE

http://www.absurd.org/((((((/coremelt/index.html

>>574771

That site linked me here?

http://spockornot.com/rate.phtml

>>574771
>>574771
>>574771
>>574771
>>574771

h o w z d o z i x s h o t j w e b

WHEN YOU SEE IT YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS

>>575550
God damn you.

www.mindfuck.net

http://www.everything2.org/?node_id=1016251

Welcome to nigocom

This shit is sick

>>576175
what?

>>574432

Dude. Fuck you. Fuuuuck.

>>576813

Eh?

www.deskant.com and www.deskant.com/elephant.html

Anyone remember eon8?

>>574094
I found this
by young David

Once upon a time there was an ugly man. He lived in the Jungle.

He was half man half monster. He ate green gorillas. When he was 3 he was very nice. Then when he was 12 he turned into a monster! His name is the purple graveyard monster.

His planet was called oookkyy. He has a space ship. It can go 8,000,000 miles a day. On thursday 1980 he went to earth that very day.

Then he saw another planet. It was called earth.

Then he landed in the Mississippi river.

Then the monster saw something. It was captan America!

Captan America fainted. He was hypnotized. Then he got unhypnotized. For that he shot a laser at him. Captan America took his shield out

and Palaaka! It reflected back to the monster!

...to be continued...

>>574005
The only mysterious thing about that site is why it's still up.

7chan.org

http://www.absurd.org/

http://evan.com/

www.myspace.com

That shit is fucked.

>>577267
So scary you can see its a tiled background with a bit of it peeking out of the side

there was once a site "chaos.net" or sth like that, but I can't find it anymore. It was pure randomness-madness.

Damn, I tried to access the WOPR

>>573682
www.aperturescience.com

Username: cjohnston or cjohnson
Pass: portal

If that doesnt work, try anu used and pass portal.

>>577394
No, if you use the cjohnson username, you've got to use 'Tier3' as the password, or else you won't have full access.

>>574883
Was it 99 rooms? http://www.99rooms.com/

http://www.quieroverunfantasma.com/eng/

watch the video

>>577761
good try. not clicking.

http://www.superbad.com/1/man/superbee.html
The fuck.

>>574663

huh.... there's actually a person in that thing

http://www.d-evil.com/tessy/¨

What's creepy about it you say? Well... look around for a bit. When you see it you will shit bri/x/

I know a secret website, its kinda weird...

http://www.111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111.com

try it

>>577761
shat
bri/x/
based off a movie
forgot which one

>>574094

I found at least two or three parts speaking about cigarettes.

http://www.973-eht-namuh-973.com/coloured%20site/start/evokation/the_evocation_first.htm

that is some seriously creepy shit
keep in mind that namuh is human backwards

>>577861

Oh fuck you but I loled

>>577854

I think I get it but I'm not sure...

>>577761
Oo this isn't scary at all XD

>>574094
I think the point of the site is that the boy died and somehow his soul got sucked into a computer or some shit and this is what happened

I have a few:
www.notawebsite.com
www.froob.org

The apperture science thing is seriously fucked up. Loved it.

>>573582
how does i become member of untitled.com?

>>574016
The hell? Seriously... what the hell is that shit?

>>574016
tl;dr

>>578135

too long didnt read? There is no reading that shit. It is garbled as fuck and makes no goddamn sense.

bump
dont let this thread die

magibon.com

holy shit this thread is still alive? wow

>>575550
wtf is answer for #4

>>574521
really really cool.

interview with the guy that made subculture.com
http://art.colorado.edu/hiaff/interview.php?id=100&cid=2

bump for great thread

>>578242

No! Do not want!

>>574528


Never

Shat

So

Many

/b/rix

Before

>>578440

er
elaborate

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT!

>>578445
Probably a screamer

>>574016
by Mother and Dad Creators, & between Opposite Hemispheres.
Reject the Queer God or you
will die a stupid & evil Queer.

>>578486
DUR QUOTE NO WORK

>>578011
Enter in this:
ceci n'est pas nike

>>574648
What's the password?

can't sleep, thanks a lot niggers

Go to 4chanarchive.org, click Request Interface, insert thread id 573582 and be sure to scroll down to mark the board /x/, and submit. Thanks!

http://www.doodie.com

не про ебите тред!

>>578867
Get out, Russian cancer.

>>574663
That and superbad were the only impressive ones. I'm still genuinely creeped out at this one and I'll return at a later date.

http://www.notawebsite.com/

This was cool. Type in "hello", and then keep playing with it. I got to parliament and then it just redirected me, and I guess whenever you 'lose', you get sent to a google search. At parliament, "parliament" and "parliament2" work. It's cool.

>>578961
wtf is that thing?

>>578961
I got to a picture, said shit, and was redirected to another site about how the internet is shit, which also continued onwards.

>>577924

It's a guy.

>>578961
I entered "/command" and it sent me to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Command_pattern

>>579039
Wow, wtf. Type "website" and you get some weird ass shit.

>>579042
When you type "ghost, it just says right.

http://www.sixsecondsunrise.webs.com

www.titler.com

^^Sort of like the superbad site. Found it a few years ago, and it made me shit bri/x/ like you wouldn't imagine.

>>575373

Woah. Wtf is that?

www.spooky.on.nimp.org

This NotAWebsite.org thing is quite interesting. Perhaps it needs a thread of its own, where we can collect inputs that result in interesting things, ie. when you type "website".

Anyways, I typed "root" and it just refreshed the page. Nothing else happened.

>>579071
Malware? So mindfucking.

>>579077
Type "hello" then "enter".

But what do we type to go forward from there?

>>578657
...lolwut

BUMP THIS SHIT

>>574056
He got done dead the other week.

He dead.

http://zestriddle.ovh.org/

Ze?t riddle, MINDFUCK

http://www.wetpoo.com/

Speaking of superbad i have found three references of cigarettes.

Found this about eon8

"For six months a website called eon8 (probably down) has carried a countdown to July 1, along with vague and mysterious codes. In addition, strange code-bearing posts associated with the site were made in various webforums, and the site carried a map of the world marked by spots of "deployment". All of this, along with some apparent recorded visits by US military and intelligence computers, led many people to believe this was an imminent terrorist operation or a massive virus to be unleashed on the web-surfing public. Turns out, it was just an experiment by a 23-year-old guy named Chris from Florida who wanted to see how people would react to an absence of information, and he was disappointed that people expected the worst -- even going to so far as to attempt to hack his webserver and make phone calls to anyone with any perceived tangential connection to the site or its host. A mirror of the site in its current state is available with an explanation added by the site owner after the countdown expired."

heres another.... boring though it is

http://projectgazelle.org/

What is that site where
you enter a blog and there is a video
"everyone who saw this video died as well as everyone who posted it"
DO NOT CLICK ON THE VIDEO
and then you click and it seems nothing happened but soon it starts to do weird things on your browser...
i think it's from a movie... and my description fails .

www.timkish.com

>>579990

WWW.I'MTIMKISH.COM

>>579990
that...uh

something something un fantasma site?

www.spooky.on.nimp.org
=
VIRUS

>>573582
>>574071
http://973-eht-namuh-973.com/gallery%20button/galleries/1.htm

gay art shit

www.youfail.org

>>579990

I believe the movie was Pulse

>>573991

www.end.com

Reading the caver right now.

>>574111
man i am going to try this...i tryed on foxfire but nothing...now on to IE...oh god

http://www.metacortechs.com/

>>574107
/d/ is that way
<------------------------

>>580509
didn't do shit... :'(

>>580525
ya think?

>>577394
>cjohnson
THE YAY LEAVIN APERTURE SCIENCE RITE?

I hope to Christ that you guys have archived this.

>>580530
Thread 573582 has already been archived.

>>580517
Whats the deal with this site?
It just seems like some kinda viral movie site, but I don't see any references to any movies...

Fuck your archiving, you fucking newfags.
Congratulations for not getting the point of this website.

Stupid fucks.

>>575356
This is the only link worthy of being here

I remember seeing the beginning of this story a while back, thinking it would be shit boring.

But now I don't think I'll be able to sleep

True story or not, it's fucking brickworthy. The whole point of it not carrying on makes me think none of it's true, but it'd be awesome if it was.

bump for moar

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