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I just started a new world in minecraft.... i was frantically trying to get enough wood for a shelter..... night fell.... and a creeper blew me up......

>hiking through woods
>sun is starting to set so we're heading back out
>happen upon two men carrying a bag into a giant underground pipe
>they see us and freeze
>one of them starts yelling and screaming at us so we hightail it out of there
>see them on the news a few days later
>they were arrested for murdering someone and trying to hide the body in a pipe out in the woods
>don't go hiking in the woods anymore

>you are now aware he crawled in your tent and masturbated while staring at you

>hiking with dad
>come across a skinny beauty of a girl
>she is completely alone and fragile and hot.
>her arms, hands, legs, feet and throat are all screaming "hurt me! hurt me!"
>he has a gentle smile. it cries "cut me! destroy me!"
>realise I am not alone with her
>not today, little one

Me and my girlfriend took 3 hits of E each and went for a walk at about 11PM. At about 1AM or something we were on a boardwalk on a beach, she was suckin my dick when I seen a shadow of a guy leaning from behind a tree watching us. Needless to say we got the fuck out of there. Might have been tripping out though. I was seeing weird shit all night like toilet paper on trees. The shit was laced for sure..

>>7810128

>only exciting post has to do with blowjobs
>welcome to 4chan

>shitting into a goldfish bowl
>not enough shit to give bowl weight
>go outside to find dog shit
>guy in neighbours garden
>not neighbour
>find shit and put it in
>go back inside, guy still staring at me
>goo back indoors and hurl bowl at my mother
>roll around in the smashed glass and poo
>see man looking at me through the window
>nig.com

>shit a bed
Jesus.

>west virginia
>friends and i are driving to new location for work
>car full of /x/philes
>there is an old abandoned house
>slow down to look at it as we pass because we like that stuff
>half a roof, grass growing inside, windows all busted, totally rotten walls
>"lol cool"
>but wait
>there is someone standing in the middle of the house
>it is an extremely large man
>alone
>he is tightly gripping a large roll of barbed wire with his bare hands
>staring at the road
>just...staring
>fucking floor it
>get on walkie talkie to warn rest of crew
>all I can get out is "OMG CHUCKIE THE HILLS HAVE EYES IS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH, DRIVE, MOTHERFUCKER, DRIVE"

>>7810122
Is anyone else bothered by this post AT ALL?

>>7810230
>fucking west virginia
>we are working in a backwaters town, but want some new video games
>embark on the hour long quest to reach civilization
>laughing
>having good time
>but wait
>"sure are a lot of dead squirrels on the road"
>yeah
>there are
>and they keep getting more numerous with each mile
>it becomes impossible to avoid running their carcasses over
>feels bad man
>we are freaking out
>hundreds of them everywhere
>suddenly no more squirrels
>raccoons and possum instead
>those turn into deer
>we are going 10 mph trying to maneuver deer carcasses or at least only run over the legs of them
>everyone is flipping their shit but there is no place to turn around
>highway has a wall thingy so we can't u-turn
>suddenly all dead animals cease
>no gradual decrease
>just a sea of carcasses
>and then nothing
>everyone in the car is waiting to die
>to this day we have no idea what the hell that was

>>7810273
Someone pretending to be a serial killer to get a rise?

Yawn.

>>7810273
I am not bothered by retards.

when i was in fourth grade i had to stay after school for detention with my friend, it was over quick enough and we walked down to my house, i lived across the street from a park and cut through it to get home, i see this creep walking out of the brush by the levy and he freaks out when he sees us. Starts screaming at us and shit, so we run all the way to my house and lock the door. 2 hours later police are knocking on the door, apparently the creepy dude had raped and murdered someone and we stumbled upon him as he left the scene

>>7810282
>god damn it west virginia
>worked late one night
>hungry
>we are returning home from dinner at around 12:30 am
>friend is driving the truck
>I am turned around talking to other friend
>we are both looking out the back of the car for no particular reason
>talking about nonsense
>truck goes over large hill
>right as the tail lights are about to be too far to illuminate the top of the hill...
>a naked, hairless man with freakishly long arms and an unidentified brown, jiggly object about 6 inches long sticking out of his middle back sprints across the road
>friend and I begin screaming
>friend driving instinctively floors it, going 80 down a dirt road
>"WHAT? WHAT IS IT WHAT?"
>all we can say is to scream and yell "HOLY FUCK, OH MY GOD"
>get home
>run from truck to RV as fast as possible
>lock doors
>hide under blankets
>try to explain what happened to driver
>we did not leave the job site again until it was time to move

One time my friend and I were walking around this empty mall with no stores in it at night. We were walking all night and about to leave when he had to use the bathroom. I went with him because I was too pussy to wait outside by myself. When we went in there, he did his business, and I played with the hand dryer.

We were in there for maybe 30 seconds when a guy who looked like the enemy from those Roger Rabbit movies came in and just stood at the mirror, fixing his suit and hair and stuff like that. The whole time. He probably saw how startled I was when he just barged on in. I nope'd the fuck out of there leaving my friend in there alone with him. According to my friend, this dude stood right outside the stall as he pooped and barely moved out of the way when he opened the door. He didn't wash his hand and this dude just stared... the whole time... as my friend speedwalked out of the bathroom.

>>7810392
lol west virginia

>>7810464
I hate it when we have to work in West Virginia...the scenery is beautiful, but everything else is scary as fuck. Something ALWAYS happens during our week there.

>Have Faggy/Shady Wiccan Friend
> Travel with Her and her "sisterhood" ( her, another nut and one sane girl) Into deep woods behind her house NEXT to an abandoned pool and Highway
> Go threw Giant ass Rape Tunnel, 1/3 mile long Tunnel.
> Other side of tunnel is River and then Long as dirt road that goes on for miles. No other way outta there unless tunnel.
> Build campfire for Wicca B.S
>Sun's going down, do ritual shit, posing in different ways infront of fire ( North East South West)
> My Back is to the Tunnel, the only other sane girl's back is toward long as ( now pitch black) Dirty road
> Head what sound's like deer on the dirt path but can't see shit.
> suddenly two magnum police flashlights shine on us with a " WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GIRLS DOING?"
> Me and Sane girl book it the fuck out of there well Witchy numb-nuts wants to stay
> never been in her woods before, need witchy to find the way out
> me and Sane girl Book it as fast as we can to the way we think witchy's house is
> Witchy catches up with us and we run a half hour through the dark as fuck woods with what we thought were cops after us
> Slowly find out their not cops because of all the cursing, gender slurs and " We're gonna catch you and teach you a lesson"
> RUN MOTHERFUCKER RUN DO NOT WANT RAPE
> Finally out run them enough to get back to Witchy's house
> No one home LOCK ALL OF THE ALL OF IT
> calm down, crack up cuz we thought we lost them
>J.k there in the neighbors yard
>Hind in her basement till the fucking sun comes up and Her Dad got home
> NEVER AGAIN.jpg.

>>7810551
Rape Tunnel. ( Well Witchy's shitty Photoshopped to death Picture of it)

>>7810551
*****Rape Tunnel. ( Well Witchy's shitty Photoshopped to death Picture of it)

>rape = paranormal

>>7810577
Well it was rape from the ghost of a sasquatch skeleton alien/hybrid monster.

>>7810598
Oh, and it had tentacles too, forgot to add that.

>>7810577
It belongs in /x/.

>/x/ - For all your creepy images and stories.

>middle of nowhere georgia
>pass by really small family graveyard.
>everyone buried there is from one of three families
>see lady sitting on bench, mourning a death i pressume
>two or so hours later, pass by graveyard again
>lady is still there
>pass by graveyard two or so more hours later
>lady is still there, only on a different bench

i had to drive a lot that day and was staying at a friends house out in the middle of nowhere. finally i drove past the graveyard one last time. the first time i passed by it was about 10AM. the last it was about 11PM. the lady was still there. she sat there the entire day. she had some bags with her. i wonder if she was homeless.

bump

>>7810551
What happened to witchy and her crazy friend?

the other night, like 3 days ago i got right toasted, but not enuff to trip shit, so anyways me and my buddys where out at my camp in the boonies (its super nice and is like a bit fancy pants house so not much ofa camp) and allmost all night we were able to hear people breathing behind us and whatnot, and we started playing guitar hero and the another player joined suddenly set himself up and started playing guitar hero, but we only had one guitar and my buddy was using it and there isint any internetconnection there se we were like WTF... it was pretty trippy

>>7810889
This is why you don't do drugs, kids.

well it was only pot and like not eaven much... like maybe 0.5 to myself... like i smoked alil J, and ive never tripped like that before

well sorry for killing this thread... i have a bad habbit of doing that

>>7811007
>007

It's part of your job, Bond.

>>7810551
Oh yeah, last one because it's lulzy

>west fucking virginia
>in quaint little town, working, quiet, nice day
>dark cloud rolls in fast
>something is not right
>wtf is it snowing? It's July and like 90 degrees out
>catch snow
>not snow
>ash
>siren goes off
>I am frozen in terror
>Chuckie runs across the lot to us with a crowbar and a huge grin on his face
>"I AM SO READY FOR THIS"
>next few minutes the 4 of us are in pure terror
>excepet Chuckie who is excited as fuck and holding his crowbar at the ready

>boss over the walkie-talkie:
>"I know you idiots are probably losing your damn minds out there, but the ash and the cloud is from a nearby fire. Because the town is so small that they use a siren for their volunteer fire department. Silent Hill is not happening. Go back to work."

bump.
the only story i could contribute to this is one of those "you had to be there" things.
>my friends and i were driving through the white trash section of town around midnight.
>kids playing on bikes, cops driving around, fat couples fighting
>drive past a street corner
>OHMYFUCKINGGOD
>DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?
I can only describe what we saw as that thing from the "Go to sleep" picture. it was a skinny man with a giant, misshapen head. i'm a surgical tech as well as a mental health aide, so i know a little pathology, and it didn't seem to be macrocephaly. it was just a nasty huge head, that was pinched at the top like... like he was clay and someone pinched his head or something. he had long, to his butt, black stringy hair, was fucking tall as shit, and skinny. just standing there, hunched over, staring. so fucking creepy.
like i said, had to be there.

>>7811068

I like this Chuckie fella...

bamp

my best freind dated a 14 year old for half our senior year of high school. He'd turned 18 in September.

This kind of thing is way scarier than any ghost.

>>7811068

lol'd

>>7810230
>>7810282
>>7810392
>>7811068
Fuck y'all, this is now a West Virginia thread. Mothman and other West Virginia shit up in this bitch.

>>7810551

I would've stabbed them in the balls.

>>7812107

I would have stabbed those stupid Wiccans in the balls too.

>>7812147

But they're girls.

So, beat the ever-loving-shit out of the rapists first, then laugh and point at the Wiccans afterwards.

>>7812147
The fuck are you talking about? All Wiccans, especially including the males, have pussies you dumbshit.

>on trip with my sister
>riding through the country
>ride past a guy in a trenchcoat throwing something into an underground pipe
>he sees us
>chases us down in this old van, honking a weird ass horn at us and trying to run us off the road
>go back to the pipe and discover that it's full of bodies
>tell police
>creepers kills them like a bawse
>creeper comes after me
>some fat nigger bitch tells me this faggot wants my eyes
>try to get away
>hide in a police station
>he comes in and fucks shit up

>>7812169

Pussies or no pussies, kids should be allowed to derp it up in the woods (since kids will be kids, which apparently includes Wiccan practices) without worrying about some stupid psychotic assclowns.
Next time Witchy and her friends do a ritual, I'll stand guard with some bear mace. Maybe a magnum, too.

>>7812213
Jeepers creepers.

>>7812213

lol'd

HOLY FUCK THAT GUY SHIT A WHOLE BED?

bump for more creepers creeping

>be in the 3rd grade
>playground is fuckhuge
>surrounded by woods
>go into woods with other kids
>play around, far away from everyone else
>suddenly, find body of man
>well, we see it a few yards off, anyway
>can't tell but looks like he's wearing a suit
>suddenly man stands up
>we "wut" hard
>man starts striding towards us
>book it the fuck out of the woods
>tell school
>police cars errywhere

>biking in neighborhood
>realize there's no cars or people around outside
>car is following behind me slowly
>start taking random ass routes around neighborhood
>still following me
>speed up and take route through yard into another road of neighborhood
>see same car pull up near road, look around and leave

I could have just been paranoid, but it seemed like I was being followed for awhile. Not a particular creeper story though.

>Be around 6-7
>My friends and I bought an assload of sweets and shit
>There is a bar that had an upper-floor closed for refurbishing
>The door was closed with a big ass chain and lock
>So we all sat messing around and eating sweet
>the through the foggy glass of the doors window we see a figure
>A tall skinny guy with crazy tatty hair fucking Charles Manson
>He takes a spaz attack and beats the fuck out of the door while screaming and leaving smudges of whatever he had on his hands on the glass
>We all run like fuck
>Two of us went up to get our stuff guy gone
>Still run like hell down the stairs

My friends and I, we went to a cemetery back near my old house and wandered around the graves. I found something and threw it (probably shouldnt have done that, and oh my god it was the worst timing because:) right when I threw the thing some fat SHIRTLESS guy with shorts and sandals comes the fuck out of nowhere and just watches us for a while (we're a bunch of girls so naturally we're freaking the fuck out, since its just us, no cars, and that creepy pedo fucking bastard) then out of no where some other old guy comes and they start talking and looking at us. We get uncomfortable and leave and they stop us and freak out, telling us it's private property and shit, like what the fuck, who are they to tell us we're not allowed in there, there's no signs or anything, it's a fucking graveyard. We're just like "yeah w/e okay douchebag." and GTFO of there. God, those men were more terrifying than that land full of rotting corpses.

>Be 18
>On holiday in Berlin, Germany
>Go out exploring the city with friends and we eventually find ourselves at the jewish memorial around two in the morning
>It's dark, winter, -15 and the blocks were coated in a layer of ice. The further you go into the middle of the memorial, the deeper it gets
>In the far off distance we some humanoid creature scampering around on it's nuckles. It looked naked in the dim moon light
>It made exploring the pillars a whole lot creepier
pic related

>>7809503

Dammit, stole my idea.

>walking home after visiting a friend
>middle of the night, friend lives in a rough area
>I just had to wear a skirt and knee socks that day, didn't I
>notice man in cap behind me, walk a bit faster
>he quickens his pace, must be a coincidence
>start taking random turns and streets that I don't usually take, man follows me diligently whilst keeping his pace
>break into a jog
>he breaks into a jog
>OH FUCK RAPIST
>full pelt running for my life down an empty, darkened street
>he's running after me, OH SHIT, OH SHIT
>round the the corner and reach my door, grab the handle so hard and my heart is in my chest, I'm feeling his aura right on my back, he's about to grab me
>slam the door shut, bolt it like a mad fuck
>back away from the door as the man outside begins to pound and yell unintelligibly at me, yanking at the door handle furiously, chain lock rattling like mad
>after about a minute of this it stops and I hear the gravel crunch as he runs away
>I was alone in the house that night

I have no idea what happened that night but I stopped visiting my friend shortly after. Maybe I should have reported it but I never did, I wasn't sure if I'd be taken seriously and none of my family seemed to believe me either.
The most horrifying part was when I reach the door and I wrenched it open, and anticipating that hand on my shoulder or around my waist, dragging me back. I didn't sleep that night or the next.

>>7811068
post moar of your construction stories, just because they're gewd whether realz or not bro

>>7812213
sounds strangely like a movie i've seen before...

0/10

>>7814458
don't matter if there's signs or not, if it's priv. prop then its priv prop and ya needa gtfo, specially if someone comes around and is nice enough to let you leave

dumb cunt

>a few years ago, sunny summer day
>a friend of mine and I went to play badminton in a beautiful park near our city (no homo)
>we walk back from the park to our cars
>chatting, having a good time, laughing
>suddenldy car drives by
>2 children looking out of the windows as the car passes by
>we immediatly freeze and get goosebumps..
>the children where disformed to such an extent they didnt even look human anymore, giant mismatched heads, no or little white hair, veins all over their faces.. no teeth and they SMILED at us while making AAAAAAAAEHHHHHH ..
>we almost died there from shock

>"Silent hill is not happening, go back to work."

I can not stop laughing. That is GOLD.

>>7810802
she moved up the Maine, I stopped being her friend after she pulled more shit like this and tryed to go back into the woods and find them a few days later.

>Be 8 or 9 or so
>Messing around with some friends on our schools annual Sports Day
>Head into the dense wood behind the playing field
>Freak each other out with monster stories beforehand
>Suddenly I spot something weird a little bit away
>We go to inspect it
>It's the pelt of a fox that's been skinned
>Naturally being so young, freak the fuck out.
>Suddenly spot dark figure in the distance approaching us
>High tail it out of there

And that wasn't the end of it. A hell of a lot more shit went on at those Sports days. Like the time we found a couple of rocks in a little pile SOAKED in blood....

bump

>Spelunking in cave
>Use faint torches
>Hear hissing
>Game over
>Close Minecraft

>>7814593
Not construction, but sure.

>kentucky
>friend and I are walking back to our RV after work
>it's late, 11:30
>the rest of the employees are still closing down for the night
>abandoned RV lot
>don't think much of it, happens a lot
>friend is getting nervous, claiming she saw something moving when she looked behind her
>dismiss it
>walk in silence for a few minutes
>large crack behind us
>we spin around
>there is a huge man 20 feet away from us
>he has been following us
>start yelling at him and pull out my switchblade
>man laughs and starts walking towards us
>friend steps back, ready to run
>man is blocking only path to get back to work
>giant guy speeds up
>brace for impact and get ready to stab the motherfucker
>SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE one of the workers comes flying
>knocks the guy down
>a few other workers run over and beat the fuck out of the guy
>he runs off
>few hours pass
>having a nightmare about the guy being in my RV
>wake up from it
>roll over
>wasn't a dream
>dude is hunched over my sink holding a jar of cookies
>scream bloody murder
>roommate is sobbing uncontrollably
>Chuckie was sitting outside with some of the guys having a drink
>they bust in and grab the guy
>police are called
>police take the guy to the station and after an hour LET THE GUY GO
>should have expected that, police never give a fuck what happens to "dirty carnies"
>do not sleep more than 2 hours a day next 5 days
>rest of crew takes turns guarding my RV and walking me home at night
>total zombie mode, look and feel like I'm dying

This one sort of makes me mad to this day.

>Ft. Stewart, Georgia
>10 years old, and female
>Find weird, shoddily built 'clubhouse' in the woods.
>Don't touch it, but bring my friend later to show her.
>Some guy is up in a tree, has a huge knife and starts screaming at us for 'vandalizing' his son's shitty clubhouse.
>No idea what he's talking about but he starts waving his knife around and says we can't leave, that he's going to make us work.
>We both take off and eventually find a house, luckily friend's know the resident and she calls the police.

What annoys me is that the police find the guy and right in front of us question what happened, he says we vandalized the place and he saw us. They say they believe him, but when we tell the police we didn't they claim he never said that. It was just weird and stupid as we were standing right there while they talked.

Once I was on vacation with my family. I was around 14 and they were going to some museum, I wasn't too interested so I stayed back at the hotel. It started to get pretty late, past eleven and I was getting a bit anxious when suddenly someone starts pounding on the door.

I look out of the peep-hole and see this crazed looked old man, grinning and pounding on the door. He starts talking nonsense about the door and that he knows I'm watching him but eventually looks down and says "I can see your feet" and walks off.

>>7814986
You're a carnival worker? You fuck. My friend wants to be one so bad- I'm pretty sure the only reason he hasn't is I won't let him take the TV and we have a damn lease. But we fucking love carnivals, tell more stories.

>15 trying to get someone to buy me smokes. (Yea I was lame)
>Some dude says he will.
>Give him money, he gets in his truck, wtf. Is he gonna steal them?
>Walk over to truck window, he has his dick out holding my smokes.
> "Aw dude, come on. Just gimme my smokes" Not the reaction he wants, idgaf.
>Hands me my smokes, drives away.
>I remember the license plate on his company truck, call the police and he gets locked up.

Apparently he had been doing that shit to a bunch of young girls in the area, but all of them were to scared to get his plate number. He was irritated that I didn't freak out when I saw his cock. I lol'd.

>>7815250
Allow me to deter the both of you. You will never hold another job where you will be treated with such disrespect. You aren't even human to other people.
I am lucky enough to work for a clean, safe carnival who is careful about who they hire. I've also known most of the workers since I was 12; my distant family is in the business.
Shit pay for the hardest work you'll ever do, and zero respect or compassion will come your way.

>>7815300
another creeper story.

>17, living in a pretty bad part of town.
>Me and my buddy sneak out of our houses at 1 am.
>Meet a dude we buy weed from, he lives about a mile away from us, and the fastest was to get there is to jump the fence in this old boat yard.
>We go through with no issue, buy our weed, and smoke a joint on the way home.
>My stupid high friend keeps forgetting where he hid the weed on himself. First in his shoe, then in his hate, then his pocket. He keeps moving it and forgetting. The freaking out thinking he dropped it.
>Jump fence in boat yard.
>I wait while he takes a leak near some guys van.
>Thinks he has lost the weed again. Freaks out and starts searching the ground near this van.
>Man come SCREAMING out of one of the house boats, holding a huge machete.
> I freak, try to run, buddy just stands there. I don't want to leave him so I stop.
>The dude has a hold of my bud, and he thought we were trying to steal his car.
>Bud tells him we were just looking for our weed. Stupid stoners! UGH!
>guy laughs and starts telling us he is a pirate, and his boat is called the "Arr and ARR", tells us he has coke. We decline his invitation.
>Smoke a joint with this scary pirate dude, probably contract aids from sharing a joint, but i didn't want him to chop us up.
>Tries to get me to come onto his house boat for drinks without my bud(I'm female)
>Nope and leave.
>Find a trampoline in someones backyard. Smoke weed and, look at stars and bounce.
>Went better then expected, and I met a pirate.

tl;dr, meet a pirate, almost kills us. Befriend pirate. Good times.

>>7815347
Right now we are living in a festering shit hole that is supposedly a low income housing place and we both work degrading jobs so it may be a step up. But we fucking respect you man, carnival usually sets up right by our dump and we watch them and share beers and water. God bless you man.

>as he walked and shit a bed
I don't understand this phrase

>>7815349
ANOTHER story. I live around a lot of freaks.
>2am, walking to 7-11.
>Man starts following me down an alleyway, making this weird hissing noise.
>Confuse, and grab my hunting knife out of my pocket. I will cut this snake man up.
>I turn to look at him, he is wiggling like some retard in the alley. Think he is on E or something.
>Walk faster he starts to run towards me.
>Turn around holding my knife. Scream at him to get the fuck away and stop being a freak.
>He makes this weird 3 stooges noise and jumps into the creek.
>I lol all the way to 7-11 where I enjoy my slurpee on the curb and reminisce about my strange new friend.

>>7815363
Well thanks, it's nice to hear that someone likes us.

I imagine the job is much easier for men. Stronger and don't deal with as much of the sexual harassment and stalking.
If you want a job, go to the ticket office or carnival office the first day they carnival comes to town, or find someone with a bunch of keys, a radio, and a clipboard and ask them about work. Bring some ID and don't act like a weirdo or look homeless. Don't lie about not having experience.

>I will cut this snake man up.
ahahahaha

>>7815436
I would have cut him up, he was acting a fool. I have more stories if anyone wants me to share.

>be 16, walking home in skirt and tank top
>walk past homeless veteran man, just looks at me
>decide to use public restroom
>scary black guy walk in "want me tha warm yo ass up fo ya?"
>try to walk past him he grabs me and bends me over the sink
>my face is in the sink. i start screaming and crying thinking im goin to die
>homeless veteran and his hobo buddies crash in, beat him up and chase him away
>i cried that night, god bless veteran guy

be 7 share room with uncle in shitty part of chula vista rat hole apartment on first floor
uncle comes home from work in the middle of the night wakes me up when he opens the door he stands in doorway just staring out the window.
finally he remembers im in the room and he tells me there was a crazy looking hobo guy looking in the window staring at me

>>7815578
>So I see this slutty bitch walk into a bathroom.
>Follow her. Its time to get my rape on.
>I say "Want me to warn that ass for ya?" She walks up to me, I grab her, and throw her slutty ass down in the sink.
>Then outta no where these vigilanty hobos come in and start beating on my ass.
>Nope
>Weird ass hobos chase me down the street.

>be skinny white kid, live in rough neighborhood
>have asthma , diabetes etc
>walking home from school see gang of black folks
>they see me and start laughing
>walk past and one of them grabs me
>i piss my trousers and start farting uncontrollably
>black guy says "oh aww geez i was just messing with you"
>walk of shame home

there is a fuck load of women on /x/, that explains the insults

>>7815694
>>7815694
>>7815694
LMAO

Start farting uncontrollably. My little brother used to do that when me and him would get into it. Pissed me off so much.

>>7815705
idk why women are like this. You know they go around on omegle looking for people to insult. Wtf bitches, why you so crazy?

>>7809458 I woke up that night to the sound of his sandals scraping the ground as he walked and shit a bed
Shit a bed OP?

>Sitting in a park on a bench, waiting for a house inspection to start
>Grubby looking guy walking up the track, think to myself to keep an eye on him
>looks at me, 'oh boy, fucking great'
>Starts to mutter and says 'want me to cut your head off now'
>'oh god what the fuck' say 'nah i'm ok'
>he reaches into the bag he's carrying
>NOPE
>Jump off the chair and put about 50 meters between him and myself in about 2 seconds, moving onto a nearby oval
>He starts laughing weirdly and then keeps walking

He was probably just a dickhead, scaring people for kicks, but he did look kinda rough. At any rate, who the fuck wlaks around offering to 'cut people's heads off'? :/

>Walking back to car from a university club with girlfriend
>10pm
>Pretty much just trees on both sides
>Only a few streetlights
>Guy sitting on the grass across the street
>Suddenly, he gets up and wanders into the street
>Almost gets hit by car
>Car blares horn as it drives past
>Guy barely flinches
>Notice something's funny about his trajectory
>Not just crossing street, coming at us
>Hear him mumbling as he's crossing
>Gets behind us
>Starts yelling
>"what are you looking at?"
>"I'm going to fucking kill you"
>Starts reaching after girlfriend
>Get in between him and her
>He hesitates for a minute
>We run like fuck
>Hear him screaming after us

Maybe not paranormal, but he must have been fucked out of his mind on meth or something. It's weird too because the school is very well respected and in a fairly decent neighborhood. The maddening part is I called the campus police after this happened, and all they did was do a "welfare check" on the guy. If a girl had walk by him by herself I'm sure she would have gotten raped/killed.

>>7810551
best in thread

>on school trip with friends and classmates
>in a school bus, in the middle of nowhere
>bus breaks down at night
>think w.e and bus driver calls tow truck
>this guy come out of nowhere in a trench coat and creepy hat
>watches us
>think wtf, but where safe it the truck
>NOPE
>he starts smashing the bus
>goes on the roof somehow
> punches hole in roof
>grabs a kid
>we all run the fuck out of their
>he chases us!
>he has a weapon of some sort
>we keep running
>throws this thing at a kid and kid gets arm caught on tree
>kid get taken
>after running in the middle of nowhere this guy, his dog and his son come help us
>he uses a spear gun
>misses
>huge explosion from another car
>this guy has 1 arm and 1 leg now
>i got knocked back on the ground
>he jumps and stills tries to get me
>keep crawling away
>as he was about to get me the guy, his dog and son spear him
>he died, some people say he will be back...

someone draw the creeper shitting a bed

>>7815906
Jeepers Creepers 2.... really?

>>7815906
Jeepers Creepers 2

>Driving down the road, listening to silent hill sound track. (W/e its good nighttime driving music)
>See movement in the trees on the side of the road.
>Something starts to walk out.
>Shit bricks.
>Its a hunter in a full Gilly suit.
WTF MAN!

>going home from school with my buddies
>notice a shadow in the corner of my eye
>nevermind it, its probably nothing
>my friends go home thus seperating us
>see shadow again
>turn around
>TSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Respawn

>>7815578
I like how you mention what you were wearing before you start, because you know wearing slutty clothes like that will get you in trouble, but you do it anyways.

>>7817005
>tank top and skirt
>slutty

How old are you...?

>>7817018
Well she ain't dressing in an Amish skirt.

<--- "lol im dressing like a profesional womyn. respect me"

bump

>>7817330
Yes, because it can be assumed that is similar to what she was wearing.

>her ankles and shoulders were showing! she deserved it!

>>7818969
If she was wearing normal clothes, she wouldn't have mentioned what she was wearing. She mentioned it, therefore it must've been something provocative.

>>7819358
Or perhaps she mentioned it because a common response to rape stories on 4chan is "what were you wearing"

>In a another city for a conference
>Grab some A&W after a late meeting
>Walking back to hotel
>Weird looking guy comes up to me and pulls out a butcher knife, asks me if I want to die
>I stare like a deer in headlights, then book it and call the cops
>He gets his ass hauled in

another

>Come home from work one night
>Just down the street from my house is a gas station with a bus stop
>Street lights give everything an orange hue
>See really tall guy walking from the bus stop down my street
>Am immediately reminded of this picture
>Book it into my house as fast as I fucking can
I'm the one who looked completely fucking crazy but I don't care.

I'm so glad that I turn into a badass when I'm scared. I can't imagine having to deal with being frozen in fear. I don't mind blacking out and going batshit when I think I'm going to die.

That is also why my roommates don't prank me anymore.

>>7815578

You're a man

>>7819401

No, stoopid fuck, it was mentioned because it's a lie everything fucking else inhere

>>7820099
>stoopid fuck
>stoopid

>>7820130

>AAAAAAND... confirmed for idiot taking the internet too seriously

>>7820142
>do something stupid
>have it pointed out
>Y SO SRS, LOL I TROLL U
>i sure hope they believe me

BUMP

>>7822405
Why bump when you have nothing to contribute?

>playing Minecraft
>running past really awesome floating islands, massive cliffs, and other cool shit
>scary atmospheric sound
>three creepers run out of the darkness
>OH GOD NO!

YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED, SOME DRUNK GUY WALKING AROUND OMG HE IS GONNA KILL ME NO MORE FUN. DURRR

>>7822416
I never said anything like that, why would you say that to me, what's wrong with you, go learn proper conduit.

>>7822474
>questions without question-marks
>mfw

>>7822474
I was just stating how dumb it is to be "creeped" out by people, yeah people are crazy but, who cares.

>>7822477
And you, too.

>Up in the woods with my friend
>We set up camp in this little open spot
>Spend ages putting up the shelter so it's already night
>Inside the tent we hear something outside
>I'm like nope.jpg at this point
>We go outside and see a figure running towards us
>We both wait in anticipation
>FUCKING GREEN MONSTER RUNS AT US
>TSSSSSS
>BOOM
>Lose my diamond pickaxe.

I was at Big Boy. My girlfriend and I had finished eating and I had to take a dump, so I took my book into the bathroom and was doing my business. The stall is set up perpendicularly with the urinal, so the crack is facing out at a vantage of the person who stands at the urinal.
I was reading my book, and this old man went up to the urinal. At first it was fine. I think he urinated, but he started peeking through the cracks at me. I couldn't believe it at first, and there was really nothing for him to see; my legs and the book were blocking my junk. So I ignored it at first, stopped reading, and looked out to reconfirm that he indeed was peering in at me. He definitely was, so I asked him, "Why are you looking in here?"
And he replied, "Just seeing what book you're reading."
I said, "The Brothers Karamazov, by Fydor Dostoevsky"
And he said, "Oh..."
Zipped up his shit and walked out.
I was like what the fuck. Is this shit for real.
I go out about ten minutes later and see him sitting at a booth casually dining by himself.
A creep. I wasn't offended or anything, and there definitely wasn't anything for him to see, but yeah. Talk about uncomfortable.

>was living in philly, worked second shift answering phones for escort service. spend the afternoon and until 1 AM answering phone for creepers and sending slightly-cleaner-than-street-hookers chicks out to hotels and shit. always a creepy job...
>one night some guy, same guy, keeps calling trying to make conversation with me, big nono...I am allowed to curse people out and hang up on em, so I do, repeatedly. every time he calls he says "so do you visit people too?" "are YOU available"

>fuck no dude, I just tell bitches where to go

>get on bus from center city decent neighborhood answering service office place, to my house, north philly, shitty neighborhood. I'm only girl/white face on bus at that hour. Old man sitting next to me, looks asleep.

>As I ride bus he leans toward me and says "you available?"

I run the fuck off a stop early and run home.

creepiest shit ever, he said it like the guy on the phone had...I got my concealed carry permit shortly after that happened

>>7822500
What the shit, did I see you on /hr/ in a SNSD thread?

ITT: Hillbillies from West Virginia.

>>7822509

D:

>>7822541
while I was working that job, this dude would keep calling for "young ladies, young girls please" and ask them to sell him their panties, or ask for "young mothers" and ask to buy their kid's underwear...this was right before a dude was arrested in philly for molestign a bunch of kids and approaching homeless kids on the street and buying their underwear. fucking creepers...

that job, I swear...creepers all day long.

this is a good thread

I'm a tattoo artist now. I had a guy come in who was getting girl's names on him. he got like three names. this was back in 2003? ish. saw him on the news later, got arrested for abusing little girls, one he killed, had same name as the name I put on him

>NOPE.JPG

fucking creeper

I suppose I can write something about being one of these "creepers".

>homeless out in the wild for about a year
>staying on an offshore island
>find a nice, quiet spot where I can be left alone for a few days
>a bunch of drunken tourists find their way to a spot nearby to camp
>they're loud and obnoxious, so I sneak up to their camp
>run around their camp making crazy screaming noises and flashing my torch sporadically
>they go quiet, I freeze as they wonder what to do
>silently sneak back to my camp and take a quick nap
>later, a couple of them are still up, I go throw the remains of my dinner at them (a bandicoot skeleton)
>screams
>run out to the beach, run around in circles repeatedly to make it look as though many people have been there
>cover my tracks as I go back to hide
>much later in the night, all is quiet again
>find the carcass of a dead sea turtle washed up on the shore
>drag it right up into the midst of their camp and quietly walk away a short distance
>light a small fire in the middle of the sand trail
>issue forth some more blood curdling screams
>as they come running out, pelt them with dead starfish I found washed up and collected just for this purpose
>laugh maniacally and sneak away back to my camp
>they leave very quickly

"Creepers" such as myself are usually just people living out in the wild and who sometimes get bored and fed up with loud tourists.

>>7822594

I'm in the US, and I bring a gun when I camp. You'd a been fucked.

>>7822619
you're retarded

>>7822637
bears, and cougars where I camp. safety first. also sometimes morons who think camping in nonprivate land entitles them to peace and quiet.

girl camping alone
>gun at all times

because creepers.

>camping in blm land in oregon
>man walks right through my camp while I am just out of sight from him, taking a squat piss
>he reaches into my tent and takes panties

I sat up with a gun until the sun came up, then left. I would have shot him, too. better safe than raped or eaten

>>7822643
I'm not in the US. In Australia. Although nice to know you're so competent with your shooting abilities that you can shoot straight through pitch darkness whilst drunk off your arse. And it was pretty funny. Don't take yourself too seriously.

>>7822654
actually you probably wouldn't have bothered me, as I'm not a loud yuppie either.

>>7822654
a few drunkenly aimed shots are probably all it would've taken to send you scurrying back to your nice, quiet spot for the rest of the night.

>>7822665

I AM CREEPER AND FOR SURE WALK AROUND WITH 20LBS OF C4 STRAPPED TO MY BODY

SHOOT ME FUCKER I TAKE OUT AN ENTIRE BLOCK

>>7822669
>implying gunfire can detonate plastic explosives

>>7822671

ARE YOU THE STUPID FAGGOT

I SHOOT MY C4 AND IT EXPLODES I USE IT TO CLEAR LAND

>Be 8 and just moved into new neighborhood
>Make friends and what now
>Find out about neighborhood creeper who likes to give out soda
>Whatever, wants free soda
>Every now and then get soda from creeper
>Likes to walk his dog Larry around
>We all like Larry
>Uses Larry to come to his house
>Then we play with the dog
>Then creeper takes pictures of us
>Didn't care
>Go home and tell mom
>Gets pissed and goes to bitch Creeper out
>Larry suddens dies, through he was only 5
>Thinks creeper killed Larry and then got a knew dog
>For some reason when he went in his house he liked to try to tickle us and try to get us to sit on his lap
>Also was rumor that we went in Creeper's house and he raped us.
>Creeper still there as well as me.

>creeper
>creeper
>creeper
>you give me the creeps!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAwedGM9Yhw

>>7822679

where I grew up there was a creepy guy who lived in his barn up the street from us, one day my lil bro and I came across him, he was in the creek in woods near our houses, naked, holding a sack under water

we scram

later go back

;_; kittens

this thread has received 3 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.

>Be 13, at a friends house sleeping in a tent.
>Bitchy friend gets annoyed with people snoring & leaves to sleep inside.
>Fuck this, me & bestfriend leave with our pillows & blankets.
>walking home at 2 in the morning. get into the rough neighborhood.
>See a man looking at us as he crosses the street.
>Turn into apartment's yard, pretending we lived there.
>Starts yelling at us, screaming about how he knew about us or some shit.
>Hide in Apartments hallway until morning.

I'm so glad we turned into that yard before he got any closer. I'm pretty sure he would have cut us or something.

This thread is fucking awesome. Carny shit was interesting.

>>7822883
yeah, I wish for more...

Once me and my friend were building my new house on this island, but by nighttime we had creepers swarming the place, he tried to make a run for it, but they swarmed him and blew the whole place away...
Such is living in minecraft
I'm really suprised there are not more of these

moar creepy stories...please /x/

Awhile back when I was in boy scouts we camped in rural Texas, kinda looked like the hills have eyes place. Heard rumors about a murderer being in the area at the time, I ignore rumor, later at night around 2am we were all still awake but the parents were sleeping, go take a walk out of boredom, half an hour later see a man in ratty clothes dragging a corpse through the dessert brush, watched (he didn't see us we were on a small cliff/plateau nearby) him drag and bury body under rocks, sneak away, then hide in tent ALL FUCKING NIGHT, never tell parents or police, haven't been there since, most likely won't go back either.

>>7822718
;___; Not the kitties...noooo.

Also, West Virginia sounds like a pretty cool story bro.

>>7823079

You really should report that.
What is the body was somebody missing father or daughter.
Do you remember the location well? Also, how long ago was it?

This didn't happen to me but, my best friends parents said this happened to them after they got married back in the late 80s, anyways, they were on their way to visit family in Wyoming (at the time a serial killer had been trapping people in rest stop parking lots by blocking the entrance of the parking lot with a bus) His dad has to pee like a motherfucker so they decide to stop at a rest stop he pisses and they get back in the car, as they prepare to leave a fucking bus roars to life and comes around from the back of the building, his dad floors it LIKE JEFF GORDAN and gets out of the lot before the bus blocks it, he said he drove the next 10 miles or so going as fast as he could and not looking back. (they didn't find out he was a serial killer till after the guy got caught a year or two later after he buried a car of his last victim).

>>7823122

years dude, somewhere a good ways out of Austin (I think northwestish)

>>7823133

That's really messed up. I think you should report it. Seriously, if it was a body then somebody could still be clinging onto hope that whoever has gone missing may still be alive, and if the guy was a murderer then he might go on to kill another person.

>>7823079

You close enough to identify it was a corpse and not like, a sack or something. Absolutely positive it was a body?

>>7823141

Theirs no fucking way I'm going back to that town.

But I get what your saying.....it is the right thing to do.

>>7823146

for sure, we watched him for like 15 minutes, no doubt in my mind it was a body.

>>7823155

Not just the right thing to do, but it could be the one genuinely good thing you do in your life that gives it any valid meaning.
Say that the police weren't already aware of the body then you'd probably just have to go in and explain what you saw and why you were choosing to report it now.
Chances are if it was badly buried then it may have already been discovered a long time ago. If it hasn't then they may ask you to go with them to locate the burial site.
I think you should do it. It breaks my heart to imagine my partner going missing and never knowing what happened to him. Give some poor people some closure.

>>7823161

Seriously? That's amazing! Please give some more detail! Was it just an open body? Or was it contained in a bag or anything? What did the guy look like? What he fat, thin? What the hell were you thinking and feeling when you saw this happening?

Also, report this. Seriously.

> A camping, with friends
> Very cool, weed & alcohol
> We were all drunk
> That was cool.

>>7823172

But telling their loved one that they were brutally murdered, how would that be right? Its seems like that would be worse.

>>7823182

If it was me and somebody close to me just up and disappeared, I would rather know what happened to them then die not knowing at all. It would haunt me for my entire life, running thousands of different scenarios over in my head every day until I died. I'd probably kill myself.

Not sure if you are body-watching kid or not and maybe you won't listen to this at all, but please at least consider reporting it. I had a beloved uncle whom I adored who just disappeared one day. He had a great life with a beautiful wife and a child on the way and one day he was just gone.
Last time he was seen was walking through town in broad daylight. We filed a missing persons report and they searched for 3 months but nothing ever showed up.
I have no idea where he may be. Did he run away? Did he have an accident? Maybe he's wandering around somewhere with amnesia, or maybe somebody murdered him.

>>7823172

What if anon then becomes the police's prime suspect?

But nah, seriously, he should report that shit.

>>7823176

The body was open and missing its left leg i think (he probably didn't worry about concealing it because we were in the middle of nowhere) He was also a tall thin raggedy looking man with a beard, he reminds me of the miners on red dead redemption. I was fucking scared shitless dude, I didn't know what to do, everyone was just as shocked as I was, we were all prone behind some rocks on a cliff-side above him, it was at an angle and NO ONE FUCKING DARED TO MAKE A SOUND, it was the most intense feeling ever, knowing if he spotted us we most likely would of been killed..........starting to feel paranoid while reminiscing about this horrid event :l

>>7823201

He was a kid when it happened and his folks would be able to confirm he was on holiday when it happened. Also if they did indeed find remains then they'd be able to date them and find out just how old they are and maybe the cause of death.
No way could he ever become a suspect.

>>7823206

What, more then one of you saw this? And none of you reported it? Do you know if anybody else talked about it?

>>7823181

I'm not trolling dude, this shit happened, also we had no drugs or alcohol, most of us were 13-15 and some of our parents were their, only 5 of us were the ones that went walking everyone else was sleeping back at camp.

I work night shift as a cashier at walmart. soooo many stories. most people are alright, but others just creeped me out. had some guy come in coked out of his mind. he walked up to the register, bought a donut, didn't say anything whenever i acknowledged him (we're required to ask how someone's doing) then suddenly and calmly told me in great detail of a car accident he saw then just walked off into the store. Had someone else come through who was arguing with his wife. The topic? How he beats his kids. Had some drunk guy come through who kept trying to give me drugs. Have had multiple people stare at me from afar and follow me around the store if I go away from the registers. I'm a guy, a rather average looking guy at that, so this is a bit strange to me. Just the tip of the fucking iceberg there.

>>7823211

I moved away from my old town where I was in scouts (Cleveland,TX) now I live in Cypress,TX just outside Houston, so most of my friends that saw it didn't keep in contact over the years, but two of us still are friends on facebook, we only talked about once afterwards.

>>7823227

Do you think you will ever report it?

>don't tell anyone you see dead body buried by creeper
>don't report it
>years later
>DEAR /X/

>>7823236

If I'm ever in Austin again, I might man up and go tell the authorities, but most likely not, that asshole is probably still out there. For those of you who don't believe me, I don't blame you, the only reason I'm posting this is because OP brought the topic up and I can remain anonymous.

>>7823218

Moar weird walmart stories

>>7823253
summerfags are telling you to report it.
true /x/philes say you go and unearth it and show us pics of the dead body.

>>7823258

Main person who's telling him to report it here, been on 4chan since 2004.

>>7823252

I normally don't get on /x/
If you don't believe me you don't have to, I'm just telling you what happened.

>>7823258


FUCK THATT, you don't realize how fucking dangerous that is, I'm not putting my life in harms way so a few basement dwellers can get a good scare, this isn't your typical OHH I SAW A GHOST SHIT.

>coming home from work at bar at 5am
>park in carport, turn to head out and turn corner to head towards apartment door.
>fairly well-lit area, carport is a stone throw off main, busy street, very nice neighborhood.
>see man suddenly dart from behind carport
>politely ask him if he needs something
>man has disgusting greasy hair, wild eyes, and pasty, nasty skin
>he is wearing now pants or underwear
>I am shocked
>in my stunned state he attempts to sexually assault me
>regain self and claw his face as he runs off

A month passes

>refuse to let some creeper fuck make me quit only job I can find now.
>same time, only this time parked about a step away from apartment door, not on side street carport.
>getting out again, have bear mace in hand.
>see man heading towards me, street starting to liven up
>smile at him then face contorts in horror ITS THE SAME FUCKING GUY
>HE STARTS TO YANK DOWN HIS PANTS WTF
>oh fucking hell no
>is this fucker stalking me what the fuck
>mace jams won't work
>attacks me this time physically
>pins me down, has dick out
>end up biting a chunk of his arm off and gouging his face
>runs off howling with his dick out
>chase him with umbrella
>neighbors find me screaming at him, disheveled and crying, call cops
>guy lives a block away in the goddamn graveyard


I washed my mouth out with bleach and I don't work the night shift anymore.

I work in childcare, about 6 months ago I was looking after a little girl, she had all the signs of sexual abuse.

Walk out of work with my son (he came with me) and a man come up, never seen him before in my life.
He begins to tell me about how every night he and his 4yr old daughter kiss in bed, how he likes to touch her ect ect.
I'm freaking out, clinging to my 2yr old and probably cutting off circulation to his hand.
the man was obviously very drugged up.
asks where he can find his little girl.
I walk away quickly back into the childcare and call the girls mother, we talk about it and I can confirm it is the girls uncle.
Mother knew someone was touching her but didn't know who.

the uncle hadn't seen the girl since she was born the mother thought.
Man waited out the front for me, began to tell me how he sneaks in every night.
Cops where on there way so I played it cool (leaving my so inside with staff)
he is arrested.

2 weeks later the mother comes in saying he has gotten out or something.
Night later the childcare office is broken into.
My personal details had been stolen, along with the little girls.

Saw man about 3 weeks later outside my house.

WAS SHITTING BRICKS!

>>7823292
Holy shit. D: NOPE.avi

>>7823292
does he still stalk you? how long ago was this?

>>7823318

about 6 months ago.

have seen him a few times, got bars and locks all over the house.

can't leave without someone with me now days, i'm 25 but look 16

>>7822883
>>7822959
Your wish is my command.

>yup west virginia
>working a really cute bed and breakfast town, lots of tourists and yuppies looking for a quaint escape
>there is a small river running behind our RV lot
>every morning I go down to the river with my dog and draw frogs and turtles
>today there is someone on the other side of the bank
>digging at the ground and looking up at the water
>not unusual
>dog is frolicking around in the water and trying to bite dragonflies
>she begins to stalk something in the water
>the guy on the other side of the bank stands up
>dog pounces and pulls something out of the water and runs over to me happily
>it is a fuckhuge bloodworm
>I flip out and knock it out of her mouth and kill it
>there must be an animal corpse in the river it was feeding on
>get sticks to fish it out and bury it somewhere
>dude across the bank is standing with his hands by his sides, fists clenched, staring me down
>I finally move the body to more shallow water
>it does not have a head
>it is a dog, toy breed
>a headless dog
>barely decomposed at all
>feel sick
>look up
>dude is fucking booking it away from the river and over the hill
>that dude killed a dog
>and my dog was right infront of him
>I will wreck that asshole if I ever see him again
>call roommate, she helps me dig a hole on the shore for it
>where the fuck is the head
>never find it
>2 days later a woman comes up to the office with fliers for a missing dog she'd like us to post around
>oh fuck
>her dog is a medium sized breed
>2 more people came in that week with missing dog fliers
>none of them matched the body I found
>everyone who comes in with fliers is from out of town
>keep my dog locked up for the rest of the week only letting her out to use the bathroom on a really short leash
>submit anonymous police tip about the dog body I found and a description of the guy I saw after we leave area

Never did find out if it stopped or he got caught.

>>7822416
You obviously didn't see what this thread turned into the first time it was posted. People like you need to die.

Now archive this thread, plz. chanarchive.org

>>7823361
No. What did it turn into?

Ditching school with a friend. We decide to go hiking. Eventually we stop by this cave that we like. We sit there for an hour or so before we start to hear violin music coming from the inside of the cave. This goes on for half an hour until it finally starts ro get louder and all of a sudden two young men walk out, dressed in top hats and suits, holding violins. They walk straight past us and eventually walk out of sight. The whole time, completely ignoring us.
We still can't explain why they would be in there, in the pitch black for so long.
Ghosts maybe?
What so you reckon /x/?

>>7823384
you heard it for half an hour and didn't go have a look?

>>7823346
This one is more lulz.

>west virginia
>an older woman comes up to the window with her granddaughter to receive ride stamps
>they pay
>"Right hands, please."
>the little girl obliges and places her right hand onto the countertop
>this is immediately corrected by her grandmother, who tears her hand off the counter
>"Did you say right hand?"
>"Yes ma'am, the right hand."
>"DEVILS!"
>"...What?"
>"Marking the right hand is a sign of the DEVIL, it says so in the Bible! Don't try to push your Satan ways on my family! You WILL stamp our LEFT hands!"
>Not only was I raised Catholic
>Religion interests me greatly and I've studied most major branches of Christianity
>Despite most areas of West Virginia being quite religious no one has ever mentioned this before
>She is crazy
>"Ma'am, I assure you that it's just a regular ink stamp. If I stamp your left hand, the ride operators will assume it's forged and not allow you onto the ride."
>"OH YOU AND YOUR DEVIL TRICKS! YOU WOULD CERTAINLY BURN IF I PRESSED THIS CROSS AGAINST YOUR SKIN!"
>she tried to touch me with her cross necklace
>naturally I withdrawl my hand from her
>"YOU SEE HOW SHE HIDES FROM THE LORD!?"
>her granddaughter looks SO embarrassed
>everyone else in line is either laughing at her or glaring at me
>"Look, ma'am, it's fine if you don't want a stamp. You can buy tickets instead, they just aren't for unlimited rides."
>little girl serious' the fuck up
>"Grandma I WANT unlimited rides."
>"...Fine. Get your devil stamp, but we're praying extra tonight."
>I stamp her and then move to put her wristband on
>The cycle begins again

It was dark and scary inside and we weren't sure if we were really hearing or not.

>>7823389
It's stories like this that make me want to visit America just to see the dumb stuff people do.

seriously though, that is just plain dumb..
though I have heard that the left hand is evil :/

>playing Minecraft
>Building a town for my MP serv
>HssssSSsSSssssss...Boom!111!!!!!

capatcha says pronotum tralis

>>7823389
Most of my other creeper stories aren't really stories to me; it's more like stuff that happens fairly often that is creepy.

>people deciding I need to be saved and getting crazy Christian on me
>people trying to get me to lean over towards their car at fair gates so they can pull me into the car or grab my tits
>people following me home
>people trying to mug me
>people flashing me
>people doing/saying obscene things to my extremely young (11-14) cousins when they come to help me work for a few weeks during the summer
>having people of all ages and types telling me what they'd do to me
>some of that stuff is really scary
>weirdest in memory is that a dude in his 50's said he wanted to "suck and tongue the end of my intestines like it was a clit"

When this stuff goes down I get on my radio and have them dragged out of the midway. Depending on what they said/did their picture is taken and shown to the staff so that everyone knows to never let them back onto the midway.

>>7810273
Yes, I am. Sounds to me like someone spilled their psycho mind on here.

>>7823408
>implying that nothing like this happens anywhere else but America

>>7823428
not implying that,
but I've yet to see shit like it here.

>went to schoolies with my gf, she wasnt allowed to go to queensland with her friends so we went to byron bay
>stay in hotel with self contained rooms
>care taker is creepy as fuck, tells us not to leave doors unlocked due to recent thefts from rooms
>our room has circular window above the tv, no curtains, last room on floor, no big deal
>staying in with gf, watching some tv lying on sofa
>see creepy head slowly peer in through the window, freak the fuck out
>go outside, caretaker is walking around with a torch acting like security, ok no problems
>couple days later, lying in bed after having sex, hear noise in loungeroom
>ignore it, it was nothing
>hear it again, goosebumps, ok gotta do something
>open bedroom door, standing in my boxers
>see figure standing in the lounge room
>just freak, yell 'WHAT THE FUCK' in aggressive tone
>torch flicks on, its the creepy ass care taker
>'you left your door unlocked'
>'wow, ok thanks, please get out'
>dont see him again
>stay another 2 days, walking into town to get bus, see police tape all around house up from where we stayed
>8 year old girl taken from home, raped, left in swamp area, found in the morning by tourists
>sketchy as fuck.

>>7823408
Most of the non-Catholic Christians I have run into down here can't even read Latin but insist they have "studied" the good book from front to back and know it better than anyone else. Enjoy your shit translation.

>>7823432
Where is "here?"

>>7823428
Well if he went to an arab country to see this chances are he'd end up dead.

>>7823422

>maryland
>we were going to open in a busy spot and needed extra help
>decided to hire a local
>someone approaches us with an ID
>run a quick background check on him (we subscribe to an online background check thing)
>clean
>they put him on my team
>at the time, I was 15
>this dude was in his early late 30's
>right off the bat he didn't take kindly to a 15 year old girl being his boss
>caused me a lot of problems
>wouldn't take orders
>something about him was threatening
>his posture and demeanor whenever I told him to do something was dangerous
>whenever my dog was around him she was glued to my leg and growling
>first day we open
>I start to notice the drastic difference between the way he treats really young girls and everyone else
>he makes a few questionable comments about young girls to the other man working in our stand
>other man ignores him
>that night the guy tells me the dude is freaking him out and he wants him gone
>he tells me that when I leave the food stand, this guy says the sickest shit about 12 year old girls at the fair
>nope.jpg
>it's late, so we go to bed
>I am going to fire him tomorrow morning
>in the morning I leave to check the food stands and find 3 police officers and a SWAT team waiting for me
>some of the locals recognized him and realized that we weren't calling him by his name
>they came to warn us
>police officer asks who is boss is
>it's me
>they show me his real name/record
>the dude is a convicted rapist
>target is girls 11-16
>holyfuck
>radio his bunkmate pretending that a ride needs repair to get him out before the police bumrush the living quarters
>radio MY boss and get him down here
>we point out which trailer and room he's in
>the police hide me so that he doesn't think I had anything to do with this
>dramatic arrest ensues

I mean our customers get arrested for minor shit all the time (fighting, drunk, public indecency), but that was just crazy.

>>7823442
Mainland Australia.
the craziest thing I've seen is pretty much an old lady who picks up rubbish wherever she goes.
but daily I hear /see /read about American's who are just fucking stupid.
then again...
the simpsons, family guy, american dad and all of those shows make it seem alot funnier then I would imagine it actually is.

>>7823442
Being female, going to ANY Arabic country would just piss me off.
I would not waste my time.

>>7823466
It's not bad as long as you go with a man. No one will mess with you if they think you're owned and under control. Egypt was amazing, but I had to stay glued to a male member of my family at all times.

>>7823439
>implying the bible was written in Latin
>implying there aren't literal translations available

LEARN TO HEBREW AND GREEK MOTHERFUCKER.

>>7814551
Are you a girl?

One quoestion still remains. How does one shit a bed?

>>7823531
Lye down in bed.
now shit your pants.

congratulations, you have now shit a bed,

>>7823537
Can you do that while walking?

>>7823550
The creeper was the one walking.

The guy telling the story is the one who shit a bed.

>>7823555
Can you piss a bed?

Not a creeper story sorry guys but scary as fuck and unforgettable.

>King Lake Ranges, Victoria (aus)
>Grandfather owned huge acreage on whittlesea - yea rd
>Log cabin (his permanent residence) surrounded by some diverse bushland stretching out forever out to as far as St. Andrews.
>Everything from dry bush to rainforest and a long gully with a creek and ferns
>Go for a walk in the opposite direction from whittlesea - yea rd, with 2 mates
>walking forever, find sticks shoved into the ground at every so often.
>Start to see grey/dirty white rapidly moving between trees, 100m out either side of us.
>Look at each other, confirm that we are not hallucinating.
>Something walking the same direction as us to our right in the distance
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck it's some kind of fucking bear/ape hybrid, that shit doesn't even exist here.
>We all lose our shit and leg it out of there
>Walking for hours lost, finally find father and grandfather looking for us
>We'd been walking in their direction for hours, still many km away from the cabin
>Get back and tell them what we saw, grandfather puts us in seperate rooms and has us draw what we saw
>suprise suprise all drew the same thing. could only describe it as some star wars wampa thing or farcry trigen, same colour as an eastern grey kangaroo but large and bipedal, ape like.
>Grandfather tells us his friend had been driving through a backroad behind grandfathers property and seen one too
>Then came black saturday
>Probably all dead now anyway
>dynamic atintio

>>7823590
FUCKING YOWIE

>>7815694
lol'd SO fucking hard

>>7823603
Yeah I became like obsessed with yetis a few months later but I never really knew much about yowies or bunyips.

Theres supposedly stories about the boongs having some kind of war of attrition with something similar to what I described?

>>7823626
I know nothing about them accept that the chocolates tasted good.
sorry :)

I think we need to archive this.

>>7823590
All my relatives on my mum's side live in Kinglake, my grandparent's on a big property in Kinglake West and behind their house goes into Kinglake national park. When i was young me and my brothers were exploring and found like an old mine entrance or something,like a hole in the ground reinforced with concrete, which was flooded. Later on after it got dark my cousins came over and we wanted to show them, we had no torches but eventually figured out where it was ,we get to the small clearing where it was and as we are walking up to it my young cousin points to the corner of the hole and says "what's that" no one else had noticed becauce iits dark and the thing wasnt moving, this like animal which i guess was drinking from the hole starts to stand up . couldnt see that good in the dark but the way it moved i know it was no roo, plus this thing was pretty big. My little cousins started screaming and we ran back to the house real quik, scared the shit out of us. of course no grown ups believed us.

Europefag here, I'm sorry guys, mine's rather lengthy:

pt.1:
>go to a school where 90% of students are girls, have a bus stop close to it
>notice there's some tall, old, filthy-looking guy sitting at the bus stop nearly every day just as school's out
>just sitting there, looking at the girls, not trying to catch a bus or anything
>he has this look on his face constantly: >:[ and has an unkempt beard
>has some sort of creepy nervous tic/OCD/Tourette's (fuck if I know what exactly) thing where he randomly starts waving his right arm in the air, making a movement like he's stabbing someone and mumbles to himself
>doesn't care people walk as far as possible from him cause he's freaking everyone out

>one day, one of my friends and I are waiting for a bus along with the other students
>talking, totally unsuspecting and unaware of our surroundings, etc
>I look up and behind us randomly and see that guy standing not even 2 feet from us, looking at us and making that stabbing movement and mumbling
>freak the fuck out
>catch the first bus that comes along, nevermind the direction, just need to gtfo of there
>Notice that guy give me fucking evil looks every time I walk past him in the next few months
>I try to avoid that bus stop as hell, never take my bus so he doesn't know which way I go home

Continued from >>7824121

>A few months ago, I'm in the city with my mum
>She wants to catch the bus home
>We're at that bus stop, the guy fucking sitting there
>Our bus arrives, we get on
>Guy sees me & mum get in, suddenly leaves the bench where he always sits and gets on the same bus
>At this point I'm freaking out cause he NEVER takes any bus, let alone the same one as me
>Freak the fuck out, beg mum to get off at next stop, she thinks it's silly
>I get off at next stop, mum stays
>Get home on foot, mum says the guy got off on the stop right after the one where I got off and that he started walking back in the direction the bus came from, back to the city
>wtfhappened.jpg

Call me paranoid, but it was weird as fuck. Maybe it's one of those things where you just had to be there. I now walk home every day and stay in areas with lots of people as I do so. :/

Why isn't this archived yet?!

>>7824355
because the /x/ chanarchive is overflowing with enough of this shit already.

>>7810230
>>7810282
>>7810392
>>7811068
Man, FUCK west virgina.

>>7810187

We were wandering around looking at temples and shit up in Northern Thailand and some random guy comes up and starts talking with us, saying how he's been to the U.S. before and where we from. Blah blah. Then he says he can show us around, and his wife will cook for us and shit, he'll give us a tour. Do we have any friends here? We have any plans? My friends were nodding when I decided that no, rape and kidnapping would totally ruin the experience, and nope'd all three of us the fuck away.

>>7811068

lol'd so fucking hard

>>7824843
Whereabouts where you in Thailand? People are honestly just very, very friendly there. It's the land of smiles for a reason. especially if there was a group of you.

>Sneaking into a neighbors property to steal oranges from his tree
>steal oranges
>walking home through bushland
>hear someone coming after me
>it's the neighbor
>shit brix thinking he's gonna kill me
>running at random through bushland for about 20 minutes trying to evade him
>somehow never loses me
>in rather open bit
>he comes running at me
>throw massive orange
>hits him in the face
>he screams and I fucking bail home
>two hours later he knocks on my front door
>HOWDIDHEKNOWWHEREILIVE
>mum tells him to fuck off
>everything went better than expected

Ops story is kinda funny, I'm not of one those fags that doesn't afraid of anything, either. I imagine him to look like The dude from the big Labowski hahah.

>>7822718
Have you seen the movie gummo? He was probably selling them to the local chinese restaurant.

>>7823218
moar walmart stories please :]

Excellent thread /x/.
Good work.

>>7810122
babby's first troll

>>7815964
silent hill soundtrack.. soo good

bomp

>be socially awkward weird kid
>walking down the street at night
>walk past some girls
>they go "ROFLOMGLOLCREEPERISONSTREET" and run off
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>7815349
You not only met a pirate, but you met a pirate and befriended him. You sir are amazing.

>Be 13
>Live in pretty good part of a small town
>Babysit neighbor's dog for the weekend
>Home alone for several hours
>Getting dark outside
>Have to walk all the way to other side of apartment buildings to get to only door I have key for
>Sitting on couch, waiting for dog to have to pee
>Feel hand brush cheek and pull hair out of my face
>Hear footsteps upstairs in empty house
>Have to walk past pitch-black staircase to leave house
>Run past stairs and GTFO
>Woman driving SUV drives by; looks at me and slows down; head turns to follow me until she is all the way down the street
>Rounding corner of neighbor's building to get to mine; other neighbor gets up in back of house, turns on light, looks out window
>I move around house, neighbor follows me, turning on lights and opening blinds as he goes
>I walk to front of building and towards my door, neighbor stares at me the whole way
>Call mom and cry

High School. Me and a friend (guys, both of us) used to get on the same bus to go home. Lots of kids at the stop. Creepy goon walks by, looks at my friend and stops. Starts licking his lips. We get on our bus. He also gets on the same bus. We go all the way to the back, even though the bus is crowded. He follows. Keeps licking his lips. We start to worry. He goes to a not-so-far-corner, and starts some (not so) suspicious motion near his crotch. And keeps licking his lips. We arrive at our stop. Get off on the last possible moment and bolt all the way home. Don't tell anyone, get our parents to pick us up from school for a month.

one day i was walking home from the store and this fat italian guy was filming me so i sucked myself off

>>7824843
fucking retard. typical american

>>7826965
>"(I am female)"
>you sir are amazing

>>7823257
>>7826419
righto, more it is then

just last night i had these two really creepy looking dudes come in and tell me for like 20 minutes how they were standing outside smoking and saw a mouse in the bottle room then they walked back outside. now, if they were employees, it'd be entirely understandable for them to be standing outside smoking (hell, alot of my breaks are spent doing just that) but for someone to just be standing there smoking without any intention of buying anything (only cashier on last night and they never came in other than that) is fucking bizarre. we've had a couple drunk guys start screaming profanities at other customers for no reason. when i say that, though, i mean they walked around the store to find people to yell at. there's this other guy that i see every now and then who won't be there when i look away but is there when i look back a few seconds later. always dresses in stained white shirt and dirty pants and suspenders. never says a word either, just stares at me as i ring him up, pays, then leaves.

One time, when me and my friend were outside camping.
We had fixed the tent and all, ready to go to sleep around 11pm (we were about 10 at the time)
Then we heard some weird noises and packed down everything and started to walk home, scared as hell.
We found out we had lost the black pillow wear, so we turned around and started walking back again.
When we got into the woods on our way back, we saw a guy sitting at the ground, with a white sweater. We tried to talk to him, but he didn't answer. He didn't move eiter, and it was too dark to see his face.
When I finally dared to touch him, we found out that the white ''sweater'' was the ''black'' pillow wear we lost.

Ok, now I found out this got nothing with this thread to do. Yeye.

>>7827796
nother one from me cept this one's one that happened when i was living in kentucky.

>be around noon, waiting for parents to pick me up from hardees (they were visiting and i felt like some lunch fore we went anywhere)
>sitting outside on curb when this shady looking guy walks up to me
>claims he knows me from some party (never been to any parties down there nor do i know who he is)
>starts talking to me about how he used to have friends but he fucked it all up
>feel bad for him at this point so i keep listening
>tells me how he lost them because of things like beating the fuck out of one of them (woman friend) or fucking his best friend's fiance or because of getting heavily into drugs
>offers me vodka from a small bottle in his coat pocket
>decline
>this guy freaks me the fuck out, obviously something wrong with him and want as little to do with him as possible
>make up some excuse bout having to go do something
>tells me to wait, that he wants to show me something

>>7827861 continued

>i know this guy won't leave me the fuck alone til i follow him
>takes me to a scummy fucking part of town and points to an abandoned, trashy house and tells me bout how two prostitutes used to live there and how he'd go to see them every night
>suddenly says "Hey, can I ask a favor? A guy's giving me a pool table and I need some help loading it into my van. It's down there."
>points down dark, creepy rape alley
>about to run when parents call and tell me they're at hardees
>thankfuckingchrist.jpg
>tell him i can't help and hurry off

seriously felt like i was going to get stabbed the whole fucking time i was talking to him and that he would if i didn't do what he wanted me to. fucking creepy as shit guy. sorry bout the tl;dr

Do the Creep?

bumping the good thread

>>7827749
You should always go with the stranger when you're defenseless in a foreign country. After all, you can never have enough organs on the market.

captcha: fragrant blestor

Oh yea... I was on minecraft, farming, and I finally got my irrigation ditches going great, all of a sudden I heard a loud hissing sound, i didn't even get to turn around and I blew up into a bunch of shovels and buckets of water, and a few pieces of wool. Yea, creeper experience was crazy.

>Be on a mountain
>Hear a noise outside of my house
>Walk outside
>TSSSSSSSSSSS
>Boom
>Is knocked back
>TSSSSSSSSSS
>GameOver
> Respawn
>Mfw Fucking ninja Creeper inside my house
> TSSSSSS
>Knocked into lava
> Me Gusta.jpg

I was delivering a pizza, parked between two houses. I took the pizza to one house and got back to my car to leave, when from the other house emerged this guy in his late twenties. "Heeeey! Papa Johns!" he exclaimed and made his way to my car.

The passenger window was open, and he grabbed the bottom of it and made this really cartoonish inhaling noise, like he was intaking the lingering smell of the food. "Can I have... A PIZZA?!" he asked, and that's when I noticed that, in addition to bloodshot eyes, he had some serious Meth Teeth going on.

"Uh... you'll have to call the store or order online first." I told him, and he responded by leaping into his own backyard (if it was even his house) and into the woods.

I dunno if this really counts.
I lived in a Bachelor Suit, in an apartment complex two years ago by myself, that was twin too another complex across a small field from it.

For the first two months I lived there, I had no blinds or drapes on my bedroom window, yet I frequently masturbated whilst laying on my bed, which was ajacent too the window.
One day during a fap session, I got the feeling of someone watching me, and in a fit of paranoia I sat up and looked out my window, only too see the blinds shift in the apartment directly accross from me.
I thought little of it and simply went into the other room to fap.

Later that night, as I was making my way too bed I looked across into the same apartment again and noticed that since it was dark outside, and the room in the opposite apartment was well lit, I could clearly make out the shape of a heavy set man standing at his window and staring at me.
For a number of hours that night I would look out my window only to see him standing there against the window unmoved.

I put a thick blanket over the window the next day.

>>7828087
femanon?

>>7828087
Probably just a mannequin or something? a big doll? a coat hanger?

>>7809458
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

>>7828087
This reminds me of a funny story. I read a news story about a guy whose house was across the street from a play ground, and cops started getting calls because a guy was standing in the window of the second floor just staring at the play ground all the time. So the cops go to investigate, lo and behold it's a life sized cardboard standee of Arnold Schwarzenneger as the Terminator. Laughed my ass off.

>Me friends walking trough ghetto neighborhood
>Skin head appears
>Asks for a wheel barrel
>Wut...
>We start walking
>He bursts out chasing us
>GIMME BACK MY WHEEL BARREL!!!
>nope.jpg

>Walking home
>Guy offers me candy
>Accept
>Got laid
>Went home. :D

>be 17
>midnight in san francisco
>walking to our train after a show, me and 2 buddies
>maniac laughing heard faintly in the distance
>closer.
>closer..
>right fucking behind us
>nope
>craziest looking fucker jams inbetween us on his bike going full speed
>does the same maniac laugh all the way down the street until we can't hear him anymore
>look across street
>guy smashing another guys face into a newspaper stand over and over
>book it
>get home safe

>mfw that night in san francisco

>>7828061
Idk why but I lol'd.

It was about 4 AM and I was using my husband's computer in the nook to the side of our living room. One of the walls in that area is one big window, which looks down (we're on the second floor) on the parking lot of the apartments on the other side of the fence from us. I'm browsing lolcats, I look down and see a head coming up over the top of the 10 ft fence. A man then hoists himself up to sit on top of the fence and begins WAVING AT ME. I move out of his eyesight and have my husband call 9-11. When I returned to the window, he was riding around on the bike in the parking lot, waving at me. He rode off after my husband appeared at the window.

I was so freaked out I made my husband push the couch in front of the door

>live in Liverpool, expect to be stabbed 24/7
>go to Woolton Woods with a tent and some quilts with cousin and 3 other friends
>fumble with tent, set it up not far from secondary school with a powerful light shining in the woods
>sit and smoke/socialize for about an hour
>hear snap, everyone freezes
>2 of my friends go into tent, have fingering session in MY FUCKING TENT.
>i lie with my torso just outside of tent
>hear snap, then silence for 2 minutes
>repeat for 30 minutes
>suddenly, what sounds like a crackling fire coming from woods
>'shit shit, we're all gonna get raped'
>two friends book it out the tent, i just lie there
>look up and left, see a fucking tree heading towards tent
>it hits branches of another tree and misses the tent by inches
>realise I could have died a moment ago
>NOPE.wav, mfw
>pack up tent in 3 minutes, book it out the forest
>run the 2 miles home in 10 minutes
>realise I ran 2 miles in 10 minuets with a tent on my back
>everything went better than expected

Mother of god, this thread brought back a terrifying memory

>9 or 10 years old, dicking around dad's friends farm with his 4 kids, playing Dark Tag (Hide&Go-Seek tag at night)
>Me and 15 year old female decide to hide out in the trees by the chicken coop together
>While hiding, the "seeker" is a great ventriloquist, is calling his voice to freak us out
>Everything is eerily quiet, but we can see the others running around
>Suddenly hear twig snap, whirl around
There is a tall, bald man climbing over the ELECTRIC FUCKING FENCE with no problem, staring right at us
>We flip a shit, run like fuck, screaming like jews burning in an oven
>We book it into the machine shed, a massive garage filled with farming equipment
>We climb up and hide in one of the huge machines, she's clutching me into her boobies (which was the only fun part of this story)
>Strange man walks into the shed, leaving a long shadow cast by moonlight
>He's looking around, as if he knows we're there but not exactly where
>He suddenly stares right at us, we scream like a couple of banshees
>Suddenly bad-ass cat (who took on and killed multiple foxes and a bobcat in her past) of theirs dips out of FUCKING NOWHERE and starts scratching the shit out of his leg
>We dip it into the house and tell her father
>Tells everyone to go inside and goes out with the shotgun, but can't find anyone
>Cat is missing, can't find her for a week. Find her later in the grain silo, stuck because she can't climb out
>Doesn't let us play dark-tag anymore

Feels fucking terrifying, man. Dark Tag at the farm gave me the heebie-jeebies and its own scares from nocturnal animals, but that has given me nightmares. Holy dickshits.

>be 18
>do a large amount of mushroms with friend at a third friends house
>leave house with friend at around 2AM
>walk halfway to friends house and decide "fuck this im going home"
>immediately feel utterly alone
>walk towards home for good half hour
>streets are pretty much dead
>blacked out van with tinted windows rolls past slowly, turns corner
>moments later van comes around again
>turn down sidestreet towards park and schoolyard
>van follows
>freaking the FUCK out
>van pulls up infront of me, stops
>vans engine turns off
>FUCK THIS
>bolt as fast as i have ever fucking ran in my life through school park, tripping fucking balls, dont stop running for like 20 minutes until I get home

Is this shit archived? Bumping...

>week-long skiing trip with school
>rest stop in mountainous-middle-of-nowhere Italy
>girls get out to piss, area is surrounded by woods
>last girl gets on
>look back, see fucking HUGE thing with gold eyes looking at the coach through the woods
>turn white, begin shaking, drink some of the vodka I smuggled, pass it off as water
>don't sleep for that week
Feels bad, man.

Bump

>I'm 17, in Vancouver, taking our monorail (we call it the skytrain) home
>drunk as fuck, high, and tired, sky train is empty except me
>4 stops before my exit a brown middle eastern man in filthy clothing smelling of B.O. comes and sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME
>we talk for awhile, he's pretty friendly
>I tell him I was at a party and god laid
>he gets really, really interested
>puts his hand on my leg, starts to caress it
>da fuck?
>suddenly he says he has to go and thanks me for the stories, tells me he works night shift at a 24/7 burger king
>what in the name of god???

Also, my aunt saw a ghost in England, my Uncle saw a UFO and I saw some ghost plants (only going to talk about it if someone interested)
>

>>7828812

gotta love vancity crackheads

>>7828812
what the mother fuck is a ghost plant?

>>7828855
>>7828855
>>7828812
>>7828812
>>7828812
When I was a kid I guess I had these "false memories" of plant shadows coming from one of the large windows of the house behind us. The yellow light would cast these shadows of 3 potted plants, and they would dance up and down, morph into each other and swap places.

I have no idea what the fuck those were, and would hope it was something normal which I didn't understand as a kid.

I am drunk as fuck right now is the Hillsdale (in Portland Oregon) McMenamin's and would totally fuck any Trap and/or femanon that solicited me.

Just because I can barely type that is no reason to mistype or spell. (thank goodness for firefox spell check) Damn I am horny,

>>7828855
good question, and it requires AN ANSWER

>>7823408
>to see the dumb stuff people do
>implying there aren't dumb people in all countries
>implying you aren't stereotyping
>implying America isn't a world superpower
butthurt much?

K, I've drawn a really terrible picture to explain what the area looked like.

My husband and I headed to a look-out point, which is way out in the forest, which by the way is high desert forest, so it's not incredibly thick. It had to have been dusk, based on my ability to see through the trees, but it was still pretty dark. Anyhow, my husband's driving, and I'm paranoid as fuck, so I'm staring into the woods. We pull up to the look-out point, and there was either only one vehicle that pulled away when we showed up (people usually go up there seeking privacy), or there weren't any cars, I don't remember.

And then I see him. In the V-shaped section of trees behind us, there's a guy hidden in the trees, sitting on a fold-out chair. There were no cars sitting there at this point, and I hadn't seen any cars pulled off the road anywhere near there. There were no houses near the area.

Maybe he was hoping to catch some teenagers fucking and wank to it?

Either way, I freaked out and we booked it out of there.

>>7810649
>implying rape is creepy
>implying it isn't a part of every day life
>implying implications

>>7828927
Hello, Peter.

>>7814986
>>7811068
Dude, chucky is the Brock Sampson of carnie folk.

>>7829243
Hello Nick

>>7829442
Hello Timmy

>>7829447
Did someone say Timmy?

>>7823257
different walmart slave here, moar stories.

>working price changes on clothing
>woman talking quietly to herself asks for help finding a particular size shirt
>find it for her, move on to different area of the department
>hear whispering directly behind me
>woman is standing less than two inches away from me holding the shirt up and staring at me
>"thisisthewrongsizebuttherightcolornaditwillgowitheverythingright?itswhitesowhitegoeswithev
erythingbutineedadifferentsizecouldyouhelpmebecauseicantseethroughthestatictoreadthetagsineedadiffer
entsizebutitsallfuzzy"
>help her find the right fucking size, listening to her mutter to herself constantly about being unable to see
>she starts to follow me as i walk away, reaches out and touches my hair (very long. it happens)
>smile politely and excuse myself
>runlikefuck
>hide in the opposite end of the department until i see her at a register

>Last Summer
>Hanging with girlfriend
>We go to the neighborhood park at 10 PM
>Mostly just kissing; talking
>Notice a guy in a truck by the entrance
>Just sitting there
>Stays there watching us for twenty minutes
>Go over to ask him what's up
>He immediately FLOORS it
>See him again later in front of my house after we walk home
>Sneak around out back
>Get close from around the bushes
>Hit his side mirror with my crowbar and shout some random shit that probably sounded dumb
>Never see him again

>be 16
>be in Boston because there was nothing better to do that day
>with my best friend, her Mom, and her Mom's boyfriend
>walking slightly behind friend's Mom and boyfriend
>in the middle of the sidewalk, there's a man
>he's dressed raggedy and smells bad, people are taking wide circles to avoid him
>mumbling things to himself
>attempt to walk past him
>fuck he noticed us, we stared for too long
>walks right up to us
>no personal space
>"WHAT RELIGION ARE YOU?"
>has an accent, says it like "What REAL-EE-JON ARE JOO?"
>can barely understand what else he's asking
>not thinking, I state I'm a jew
>he moves for his knife
>"But, uh, I converted to christianity!"
>his hand stays where his knife is, but doesn't move
>I start to walk away
>stupid best friend keeps talking to him
>later tells me she had an interesting conversation
>he also asked what town we were from
>BOSTON.jpg

>>7828357
I hope you're fucking kidding
Calling 911 because some guy waived at you? who the fuck do you think you are, you cunt?

>>7829491
Another time:
>January 2010
>Walking around at night like normal; talking to my then girlfriend on the phone
>Notice some man walking behind me
>Can't make out any features
>Walking just barely faster than me
>"Hold on; I think I'm being followed. Call you back if I don't die."
>Hurry my pace; he matches it
>Take random turns; he follows them
>Trying to think who it could be; no situations at all explain it
>Start running
>Guy is yelling "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE" and shit
>Yeah right
>Start jumping random fences; taking random turns
>Make it to a ditch
>Hide in pipes underneath
>Hear him stop on top to catch his breath
>Dude makes pissed-off noises; hitting the railing and shit
>Finally leaves
>Wait several more minutes
>Jump more fences until I get home
Girlfriend didn't give a fuck.

>>7829508
That good man. He's my hero. Could have been one jew less

>>7829558

I lol'd.

I'm pretty sure he was trying to recruit us to a cult.

Please, for the love of Inglip, archive this thread.

>>7823253
Austinfag here. Where is this? I can go check it out myself sometime.

>>7829578
>Hurr durr look at me I don't know about green-oval.net

This thread can't die.

About a month ago, I woke up and walked around the house, only to see that noone was home. Upon looking outside to check to see if anyone was outside, I saw a strange car in the driveway with a man sitting inside of it. I figured someone was just turning around in our driveway, until I checked back a few minutes later and he was still here. This was weird, considering that my parents' car was already in the driveway, and he was essentially blocking it. (My car was gone, so I figured my parents had taken it somewhere).

Upon further investigation, the man's car was there, but the man himself wasn't. Thinking that such a situation was kind of weird, I checked the windows, only to see that the man was walking around in the backyard, taking pictures of the house. At this point, I fucking flipped shit and took a few seconds to scribble down the guy's license plate number, just in case. I called my parents, only for them to tell me that it's some guy that went there to assess the gutters on our house and give them a price estimate for fixing them.

I came really fucking close to calling the cops on this guy. He acted all angry at me because I scared the shit out of HIM after going outside to check up on him. I had a mini-heart attack when I saw him in the yard.

This black guy dressed in all white, like head to toe blinding white, came to my door today. I thought it was the Angel of Death coming to reap my soul. Turns out he was some creepy cult guy looking for money donations.

He was actually pretty nice, offered me some koolade.

>>7829560

That is easily one of the more innocuous things I've heard about my fair city of Boston

I was about 15 and I went with two of my friends to the local Santanas. It was around midnight, we never gave the slightest of fucks about curfew, and I order a burrito. I then find a table and start eating, my friends were at the salsa table. While I'm eating I look out the window and about shat a brick wall. This fucking homeless rasta man was leaning his forehead against the glass next to me and was staring at eating. I got the fuck up and and told the manager.

I saw him a few more times around the Santana's he never says anything, just stares. /jibblies

>>7829846
Another homeless man experience but this was a few years prior.
I was 12 and on my way home from school on the public bus. I went to a private school so I had to wear the plaid skirts and everything... It honestly made me a pedo magnent. Anyways, this obviously trouble man sat next me, I say obviously because this man hardly spoke it coherent sentences any never any that were above a whisper. He starts trying to talk to me and I nod and smile thinking it would only last a minute. He continues and I still couldn't understand him so I leaned in closer and tapped my ear to signal him to speak up. Much to my surprise he not only didn't speak up he actualy gave me a kiss on the cheek. I got so freaked out I stood up and got of the bus at the next stop and book it to the nearest shop. I hide out in the bathroom for a few minutes and then go back out. I'm just about to open the store door when I see the man looking around. I run back into the bathroom count out 15 minutes and run the rest of the way home (9 blocks) looking every so often behind me to see if he was following me. I tell the bus driver the next day, he drove the same bus at the same time so I knew the driver well. All in all /jibbliesx2

>>7829846
WOW, he's probably just hungry.
BUTNO, DONT GIVE THE STARVING HOMELESS GUY FOOD OR MONEY.
Prick.

Guess what kids, it's advice time!!

>>7829533
Crazies are like wild animals. If you run away from them, they will run after you. He might have been some guy who was just walking then saw you run away like a pansy so he wanted to fuck with you a bit.

>>7830282
Never give homeless people ANYTHING. The only reason they beg and don't get their shit together is because it works on people like you. Kindly point them to the nearest shelter.

Guys. This one time, I went out in my underwear (I'm a girl, teehee) just to like, be outside but not in a slutty or attentionwhorey way, yknow? But there was this old guy. Like, 30. So old. Just STARING at me. So I called the cops on that fucking rapist weirdo's ass.

>Go camping with a friend of mine, Kelly
>We're the only ones on the lake, really nice and quiet.
>It gets balls cold in the middle of the night so we decide to sleep in the car instead of the tent.
>Sleeping. Then hear a knock on the window. Don't move, try to go back to sleep.
>Knocks again.
>What the fuck?
>Remember we are the only ones out here.
>Bolt up, wide awake.
>There is a man with his face pressed up against the window across from me.
>He says: "Lady! Don't worry lady! I'm not here to hurt ya'" sounds crazy as fuck. "It hurts real bad lady. I tried to put my hands in it, but it hurts real bad."
>KELLY KELLY GOD DAMN IT THERE IS SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE CAR!
>Kelly yells at him to go away, he keeps rambling.
>"They took my sister. They took her, lady." and other crazy bull shit.
>Call the cops. The guy starts hitting the hood of our car. Screaming over and over about rivers and lakes and how 'they' took his sister.
>Cops arrive. Try to get the guy to calm down, doesn't work.
> Slams the crazy guy down on the hood of the car, cuffs him, and then leaves.
> FUCK CAMPING MAN FUCK IT

>>7829747

Okay, now I wanna hear a story from YOU.