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>Will not disrupt your pots and pans
Thank you! You have no idea how many Pokemon love to fuck my dishware up!

1. HAVE DOUBRE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCERRENT DAMAGE
2. RESIST RAZOR REAF
3. COMBAT BEETRE
4. WIRR NOT DISRUPT YOUR POTS AND PANS
5. CONVENIENT HANDRE FOR AIRPRANE DEPROYMENT
6. COBART BLUE FINISH
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED

THANKS FOR TIME

I can see no fault in any of your logic.

Well done OP.

I can't stop laughing, oh god why.

And thank god it doesn't batteries required.

Goddamnit, I need to find a place to return these... ordered one, and got it in some crappy pink color instead of the Cobalt Blue that I ordered.

I support this thread

>>8530929
WHY ORDER HERACROSS
FREE NO MONEY HERACROSS IF YOU IN GO FOREST

>>8530945
ORDER HERACROSS NOW
GET FREE CAR SHAMMY
NEVER HAVE WET CAR AGAIN A FORTY DOLLAR VALUE

QWILFISH MORE VALUE

TOXIC SPIKES FOR ALL TOXIC AND SPIKE NEED
RESIST POISON STING
MAKE POISON STING
BIG BALL, POINTY SPINES
EASY-GRIP HANDLE FOR CONVENIENT CLUBBING
EXPLODE
COME IN PINK AND BLUE FOR GIRL BOY
RUN ON SOLAR POWER

LIMITED TIME OFFER
COME TO ROUTE 34 NOW
THANK YOU PLEASE

>>8531375
>order Qwilfish
>unbox
>pots and pans are ruined WITHIN THE HOUR

don't say I didn't fucking warn you. buy heracross.

>Heracross thread

MAH NIGGA

MAGCARGO BEST VALUE ALL POKEMON

1. MAGCARGO HAVE HARD SHELL FOR MAXIMUM PROTECTION
2. WHO NEED FURNACE WHEN MAGCARGO
3. BIG SNAIL
4. BRIGHTLY POLISH YOUR POTS AND PANS
5. MAXIMUM SNUGGLING COMFORT
6. GREY FINISH WITH SUPER COOL FIRE DECALS
7. MORE MAGCARGO THAN HERACROSS QWILFISH COMBINE

STOP THIS SHIT NOW

1. BE STEEL TYPE, RESIST EVERYTHING
2. CRUSH PESKY ICE BOTHERING DRAGON BY USE STEEL FIST
3. NEVER NEED POTPAN, BECAUSE IT IS POTPAN.
4. WHO NEED DRIVE WHEN CAN RIDE TANK
5. BIG BRAIN DO TAX FOR YOU
6. ALSO HAVE COBALT FINISH LIKE HERA, BUT ALSO COME IN SILVER FOR MAKING COOL DISPLAY TIME.
7. NO NEED POWER, PRODUCE FOR YOU!

GO DEVONCORP, GET TODAY!

I'm taking notes.

1. IT'S A FUCKING BADASS BEE
2. USES POISON, THE BEST STATUS EFFECT
3. ONLY ONE IN GEN 1 TO COUNTER PSYCHIC
4. HAS FUCKING DRILLS FOR HANDS, DRILLS!!!!
5. SUPERIOR TO BUTTERSHIT
6. EATS CATERPIE FOR BREAKFAST
7. SHITS ON ALL OPPOSITION

>1. HAVE DOUBLE MAXIMUM STAB ATTACK FOR MAKE EXCELLENT DAMAGE
Yes
>2. RESIST RAZOR LEAF
Who cares
>3. COMBAT BEETLE
Okay
>4. WILL NOT DISRUPT YOUR POTS AND PANS
Well thank fucking god
>5. CONVENIENT HANDLE FOR AIRPLANE DEPLOYMENT
wut
>6. COBALT BLUE FINISH
You don't say
>7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED
Well of course not, it's a beetle

>THANKS FOR TIME
And thank you for bringing all of this to my attention

>>8531532

1. BEE BE BAD ASS
2. USE POISON, BETTER BURNSLEEPPARALYZE
3. BEAT PSY AN NO DARK
4. DRILL HANDS DO DRILL THING
5. BEAT BUTTER HANDDRILL DOWN
6. CATERPIE BREAKFAST HAS
7. OPPOSE SHIT ON

COME SAMURAI, GET NET CATCH NOW!

>not being COMBAT BEETLE
>2012

get with the fucking program, other pokemon

1. FERRET WHO RAPES EVERYTHING
2. CAN USE ALL FUCKING MOVES THAT DOESN'T SUCK BALLZ
2b. FLAMETHROWER, SURF, SOLARBEAM, ICE BEAM, THUNDERBOLT, DIG, SHADOW CLAW, BRICK BREAK AND HYPER MOTHER FUCKING BEAM!!!
3. DUN FUCK WITH HIS KEEN EYE O_o'
4. SOLO WHOLE G/S, RAPE EVERY GYM, FUCK UP THE ELITE 4 AND MOTHER FUCKING ONE SHOTTING RED
5. FIGHTING TYPES BE WARE, WE GOTZ FLY IN HIDING
6. RUNS ON LOVE AND FALSE SWIPES, MMMMMM YEEESH!!
7. MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HIS PINKNESS

Y U NO GO AWAY ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

>>8532102
> Get Furret
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>This bitch takes BATTERIES?!!

POLIWRATH SPECIAL OFFER CALL NOW NO SHIPPING

1. BEEFY ARM FOR ENHANCED ARM
2. GLOVES TO LOOK CLEAN LIKE MICKEY MOUSE
3. RESIST WATER GUNS THEREFORE BULLETPROOF
4. NEED SLEEP USE SPIRAL FALL SLEEP
5. SLIPPERY COATING FOR THOSE HARD TO REACH PLACES
6. MOUTH POSSIBLY OPTIONAL
7. RUNS ON TIDY POTS AND PANS

>>8533020
>Clean like mickey mouse

I lost it, oh god my sides

WHY FOR RELICANTH NUMBER ONE POKEMON

1. BASED ON LIVING FOSSIL, ALSO BE LIVING
2. NOT BUG
3. ME LIKES
4. NOT GEN2
5. BROWN/YELLOW

THANKS FOR TIME

>>8534280

>relicanth
>an old feeble person not worth shit

Now Aerodactyl is a fossil that's worth something

>f3
>no one mentions screening it
alright, alright, i'm working on it

HAUNTH MOST BEST PIKÉMUNGZ

IS NORMAL AND GHOST FOR EXCELLENT GHORMAL
HAS FACE WITH NO FACE SO CAN DO BETTER INDEED
IS USING THE PAY DAY TO MAKE MONEY SO YOU CAN INTO YOUR BANK
IS GHOST SO POTPANS NO EFFECTING THEY CAN HAVE NEVER CLEAN OR DIRTY
NO HANDLE BECAUSE NEEDED IS NOT SO JUST IS THERE NO USEFUL
NEEDS TO NEVER BATHROOM MAKE PUDDING

THANK FOR TIME

OH GOD MY SIDES, SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS!

>>8530824
>resists razor leaf

NEEDING ATTENTION OF EVERYWHERE PERSONS
ORDER NOW AND GET LIMITED EDITON NEW EYEBROWS WITH EXPLOUD MOUTH PROTOTYPE

1.LARGE MOUTH FOR LESS FEED TIME
2.BIG FIST FOR PUNCHER WALL KILLING
3.VALVES AT TOP OF HEAD SO YOU PLAY GAMES FOR NOTHING OF USE
4.CONVINIENT TAIL FOR BOAT USE OF WATER
5.CAN USE EYES FOR EYEBROWS WHEN UNDER THE AIR
6.HUMAN FACE FOR BLINDING HUMAN
7.NO ASSHOLE SO POTS AND PANS WILL BE CLEA FOREVER AS NO POOP IS TO THE POTPANS WHILE IS EXPLOUD ON THE FLOOR.

>>8534308
C'mon, Kyo. Threads like these don't come often...

1.WINGS FOR BEAT FIGHTING
2.CUT POT AND PAN FOR YOU
3.FASTEST SPEED ACCELERATION
4.JADE GREEN FINISH HIDING WELL
5.BECAUSE FOR THE SUN
[spolier]use as mode of transportation not included

>>8534424
Done, i'm just waiting till things cool down before i post it so i get most in first

LIMITED TIME ONLY ORDER NOW
CASTFORM FOR EVERY OCCASION

1. BEST WEATHER FORECAST NO EVEN HAVE TO TURN ON TV
2. BOOBS FOR EASY ACCESS FONDLING
3. POTPANS CLEANED BY RAIN
4. PANPOTS DRIED BY SUN
5. FRYING POTPAN INTO DRYING POTPAN
6. GREY MATTE FINISH
7. EXCELLENT STOCKING STUFFER

SUPPLIES LIMITED MANY WILL ENTER FEW WILL WIN
THANK FOR TIME

Archive?

>>8534489
>BOOBS FOR EASY ACCESS FONDLING

MY SIDES

>>8534434
>BIG FIST FOR PUNCHER WALL KILLING
GOOD GOD I CANT BREATHE.

SCYTHER TO BUY NOW VERY GREAT

1.WINGS FOR BEAT EASIER FIGHTING
2.POT AND PAN ALWAYS CUT CAN BE FOR FOR YOU
3.FAST SPEED FOR ACCELARATING QUICKNESS HAPPENINGS
4.JADE GREEN FINISH FOR TO BLEND IN MORE BETTER
5.IMPROVE OF PINSER PROTOTYPE MORE POWER EVER
6.MUCH STEALTH FOR TO SNEAKING CONVENIENT
7.OPERATES ON MAKING USE OF WIND ENERGY
cannot be used as a mode of transportation

>>8534529
better version since I messed up so much on
>>8534468

NOW NEW TO MARKET TO NEAR YOU

1. DOES WELL IN SPEED AND HORSE
2. JUMPES HIGH BUT NOT JUMPING JUMP POKEMON
3. UNICORNHORESGREEKFIREHORES
4. POTS AND PANS PROTECTED FROM QWILFISH
5. AIRPLANE NOT NEEDED FOR TO RUN FAST GET ARRIVE
6. BEACHY YELLOW FIREHAIR
7. RECHARGES BY RUN FEET BY SELF

TIME NOT MATTERED IF WITH FIREHOERS RAPIDASH

DIALGA SUPER BEST POGEYMANZ

1.SUPER ROAR TIMETIMETIME MAX POWER
2. DEFEAT RAPIDASH IN JUMPJUMPJUMP AND RUN FAST TIME
3. METAL PACKAGING, IS POTSPANS
4. BLUE-GREY FINISH
5. GENDERLESS, NO RAPE ALLOWED

NOW ACT VERY RARE THANK YOU TIME

>>8534541
Oh holy shit I lost it on this one, number 1.

ZUBAT NUMBER ONE! LIMITED TIME!

1. HOME IN CAVE POTS AND PANS
2. BLIND SO NO MEGA JUDGEMENT
3. WILL MAKE ANNOY FRIENDS
4. IS A BAT
5. TALENT SINGER
6. PROTECTS POTS AND PANS
7. MAX REPEL RESISTANT
8. TEETH FOR EASY CLEANING

ORDER NOW - THANKS FOR TIME

>>8534613
>MAX REPEL RESISTANT

PARASECT ULTIMATE VALUE
FREE SHIPPING 10 MINUTES ONLY

1. SHROOM CAP BUG MAKES PERFECT CENTERPIECE FOR MANTLE
2. WILL NEVER WRINKLE YOUR LAUNDRY
3. PINCH CLAW FOR PERFECT PERFORATED EDGE EVERY TIME
4. MUSHROOM FRESHENS HOUSE
5. SPORE FOR DATE RAPE ON THE GO
6. ERGONOMIC DESIGN CLINGS TO LUGGAGE NO HASSLE
7. ALREADY DEAD NO NEED TO FEED

THANK FOR TIMES ORDER NOW

>>8534703
Ahh, fucking Parasect accidentally my pots and pans!

ALL NEW NOW FOR EXTRA ONLY TWICE BEFORE UPHILL BOTH WAYS

BLASTOISE IS PREFECT FOR MAN OF FAMILY VALUING
1. ACCESSIBLE CANNONS FOR EASY CANNONS
2. SHELL MAKES FOR EXCELLENT NAUGHTY CORNER FOR CHILD OF THE BADNESS
3. FEET MEANS EASY FOR THE WALKING OF BLASTOISE AND MAN OF FAMILY VALUING
4. TAIL FOR ACCESS OF EASY BECAUSE OF SUBMARINE TECHNICAL INSERTION
5.HANDS FOR THE PICKING UP OF USEFUL OBJECTS IN FIELD OF WILD PUKÓMENQZ
6. NEVER NEEDS FOR CLEANING BECAUSE WATER INSIDE
7. POTS AND PANS UNDISTURBED BECAUSE OF WATER FROM CANNONS
8. ROOTY TOOTY POINT AND SHOOTY, IS HOW USE CANNONS.

THANK ORDER TIME YOUR FOR NOW

SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

>>8534703
>>8534796

These two were fucking hillarious.

>>8534714
COOKWARE WARRANTY SELL SEPARATELY

ACT NOW GET BUNDLE
ORDER WITHIN WEEK RECEIVE GOLDEEN

1. HORN NO BREAK GLASS HORNATTACK DELETED
2. FISH WEAR DRESS CONVERSATION STARTER
3. NO NEED POTPAN ONLY BOWL
4. COME WITH POTPAN ANYWAY
5. LIPS FOR KISS PERFECT FOR BACHELOR
6. BATTERY INCLUDED

this thread has received 1 of 6 requests needed to trigger archival.

>>8534897
Make it another one.

>>8534867
>it needs batteries
Sorry, no. How long is the battery life?

>>8531375
lost my shit at "MAKE POISON STING"

1. E'RYBODY LOVES WATER TYPES
2. RAIN DISH MOTHAFUCKA
3. CUDDLEDUCK
4. HIS HEAD IS A POT AND/OR PAN
5. HAS A FOOTBALL ON FIRE FOR A HAT. MANLY.
6. ~FESTIVE~
7. Batteries come with it.

STUN VALUE FISK VALUE
PERFECT STOCKING STUFFER

1. FLAT AND UGLY USE FOR DOORMAT REPEL SALESMEN
2. ZAPS IF STEPPED ON DETER MORMANS
3. ROLLS UP FOR EASY STORAGE
4. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED
5. CAN USE AS BATTERY
6. USE AS FRIZBEE AT OWN RISK
7. GROUND TYPE NO NEED TO CLEAN WORK BETTER IF DIRTY

DO NOT MISTAKE FOR FLAPJACK KEEP AWAY FROM POTS AND PANS

TIME THANKING NOW ORDER

>>8534915
shut up and take my money

>>8534915
>Deters Mormons

Oh holy fuck

>>8534906
BATTERY LIFE NO MATTER

1. IF DIE BECOME GHOST
2. GHOST BETTER THAN KISSFISH
3. GHOST STEAL MONIES

INVESTMENT FOR FUTURES THINK OF CHILDREN

DEWOTT FOR WIN. LIMITED TIME

1. MORE BETTER STATS ATTACK THAN WOTTER
2. IS OTTER
3. SILKY COAT MAKE GREAT SCARF
4. WON'T ACCIDENTLY POTS AND PANS
5. ACTIVE AS BOAT WATER RAFT
6. FIRE FLAME HEAT RESISTANT
7. WHISKERS

ORDER NOW

ARCHIVED

needs more archive

why archive when can have good old fasioned screencap?

did anybody else read these in peter griffins voice?

MURKROW POTPANS VALUE PLEASE

1. MURKROW BUY SELF
2. SEE SHINY TAKE SHINY
3. POTPANS CHASE YOU? MURKROW LEAD INTO MOUNTAIN FOR BYEBYE POTPANS
4. SPEAK LIKE HUMAN FOR EXCELLENT HUMAN SPEAKING
5. SUCKER PUNCH FOR PRIORITY POTPANING
6. COME IN BLACK AND PINK NEW BLACK
7. RECHARGE

>>8535051
No, because I have a taste in television.

1. HAVE FLAME CLAWS TEETH FOR MAXIMUM DAMAGE POTENTIAL
2. EAT RAZOR LEAF
3. FIRE LIZARD ON FIRE ( DON'T WORRY FIRE NOT HARM LIZARD )
4. WILL BUY YOU BETTER PAN POTS
5. CONVENIENT LIZARD FOR BUG REMOVAL
6. FIRE RED FINISH
7. RECYCLES YOUR USED BATTERIES

ONLY AVAILABLE AT OAK TREES NEAR YOU

PANPOT BEST EVER POTPANMON

1.POTPAN WONT POT YOUR POTS AND PANS
2.RUNS ON EXCLUSIVELY PANS AND POTS
3.POT COLOR FINISH FOR PAN GREATNESS
4.MORE PAN THAN POT EVER WAS
5.POT PAN PAN POT PAN POT POT

THANKS FOR YOUR POT AND PANS

>>8535140
oh dear lord

>>8535140
gentlemen, we have a winner!

1. RELIABLE STRONG
2. NORMAL TYPE NO GHOST TYPE HURT IT
3. SLOW START LIMITED WAITING TIME
4. POTPANS TOO SMALL STAY SAFE
5. NEED THREE KEYS FOR START-UP NO STEAL
6. MULTI-COLOR FINISH
7. NO BATTERIES REQUIRED MAKE OWN BATTERIES

ORDER NOW HARD TO FIND

bampu

1. HAVE GREAT SPIRAL POWER CRUSH ENEMIES
2. HAVE HARD PAST MUCH STRONG
3. PIG MOLE KICK IN SIDE BOOBIES TEST
4. FRIENDS MANY HAS BACKUP
5. STRONG LOYAL FOR COMPANIONS
6. MECHA POTS AND PAN OBSTACLES DESTROY
7. INSPIRATION FOR TO MAKE WORK DO BETTER

THANKS TIME FOR ORDER SIMON ROOMATE TODAY

SOMEONE FUCKING ARCHIVE THIS WILL PROVIDE QWILFISH-PROOF POTS AND PANS

TIME FOR THANKS

MARACTUS IS NUMBER ONE TOPS POKEMON

1. BUSHY ARMS FOR SHINY POTS AND PANS
2. SHAKEY SHAKEY DANCE NUMBER MUSIC SOUNDS
3. NEED TO SLEEP COTTON GUARD MAKE COTTON COMFY COTTON
4. POINTY EVERYTHING ALL THE POINTS
5. FLOWER CACTUS PIGTAILS MAKE CUTE

>>8535343
If all else fails, I'll screencap it when its dead.

i am a Fearow i ahev a long neck and i pick Qwilfish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>>8535338
PREQUEL EDITION UN COVERED
1. KNOWS OPERATION DRILL CAN TREASURE LOCATE
2. UNDERGROUND LIFE CAN FIND ROUTES OF ESCAPE
3. SHIRT DOESN"T WEAR; HIGH MOBILE AND TEMP RESIST
4. GOGGLES BLOCK TYRANITAR ABILITY
5. CORE DRILL CAN MAKE ENEMY HOLE
6. HIGH ADAPTABLE, OVERCOME SURPRISE
7. SPIRIT BAD SITUATIONS NULLIFY
8. ACKNOWLEDGES DEAD KAMINA TOUGH IDENTITY

THANK YOU FOR ATTENTION SPECIAL ADDITION, SIMON CHILD ORDER STOCK LIMITED

Archived, motherfuckers
1. SHELL HARD TAKE CAN HITS
2. MOVES FROM EGGS LET DAMAGE DO
3. VERSATILE HIGH
4. SHADES COOL, BITCH SWEET SCENT WORKS LIKE
5. GROUP TRAVEL FOR POWER STRONG AND MOVES FAST
6. EVIOLITE TANKING MAKE BUTTHURT OPPONENTS
7. COLD AND DIRT ATTACKS BEAT WEAKNESSES LIKE WIFE IN IRELAND

THANK YOU FOR TIME, GET BEST WATER POKEMON

>>8535373
>fearow
You were such a bro in blue version, come mess up my pots and pans, I'll catch you and we can rule the worlds forever

SCIZOR NOW READY FOR AVAILABLE!

1. ONBOARD SCISSOR MAKE CLIP COUPONS
2. IS POTS AND PANS!
3. PLURALITY OF EYES, SCARE ELDERLY
4. ATTACKS INCL. BULLET FIST, CHASE AFTER, AND FLIP-A-BITCH
5. WITH WING BREEZE, AIR CONDITION HOME!
6. TECHNOLOGIC ABILITY - MAKE YOUR WEAKS MORE STRONGER

BUT WAIT! MORE IS!
ORDER NOW, RECEIVE LIFE SPHERE

>>8535428
hmmm, lord knows I love to hit my Pokemon with cans. maybe Squirtle right Pokemon for me...

ITT: Family Guy fans laugh at unfunny posts

BABY USEFUL FOR THINGS NUMBER HIGH
1. SOURCE WINTER IN FOOD
2. CLEANS POTS AND PANS GOOD WITH SKIN POROUS ON CONTACT
3. KICK LIKE BALL FOR HIGH ENEMY DAMAGE
4. ANAL BATTERY FOR HIGH ACTIVE NO CHARGE REQUIRED
5. POOP BUTTER DOOR MORMONS DISGUST
6. PEE CANNON BLASTOISE FEAR
7. HIGH WEIGHT GOOD CLUBBING
8. CUSTOMIZE CLOTH FOR MOST BEST APPEARANCE
9. BLOOD BEEF SMELL; ATTRACT ANIMALS FOR EATING
10. WIFEPLUG
11. HIGHLY TEACHABLE FOR MACHINE-LIKE USE AT COST OF DEAD SLAVE
12. VITAMINS SKYROCKET IN HEAT; STRONG MAKES THE EATER
13. TAKE HITS BY BLOCKING WITH TEARS
14. TENTAQUIL STATISTICALS
15. TYPE WITH GOOD POWER

BUY MANY BABIES, NEVER REGRET
ONLY 10 DOLLAR AND SIGN CONTRACT FOR PERSONAL BABY USE
COUPONS ON SUNDAY CLEAN SUPPLIES FOR THE BABY DIAPER EXTRACT
WHAT FOR WAIT? PURCHASE

Not letting this bitch leave the front page.

PLEASE FOR TO STOP AND LISTEN
SLOWPOKE DEAL IS ONLY DEAL

1. TOO LAZY TO DISTURB POTPANS
2. RESIST EMBER
3. EVEN IF GET HIT WON'T KNOW
4. QWILFISH HERACROSS MAGCARGO IS KNOCKOFF
5. SEND SLOWPOKE DEAL WITH MORMANS
6. TAILMONIES BUY A BIKE
7. USE NO POWER ONE BATTERY LAST 300 YEARS
8. DELIGHTFUL PINK DECAL

ACT NOW OFFER EXPIRES 2011

>>8535931
111/11

1. BUMP THRUSTER SPEED MAKES HIGH
2. CONTENT OF ORIGINAL FOR POTS PANS SHINE SHINE
3. HIGH SPEED PRIORITY BEST EXTREMESPEED
4. TOP STATS FOR HIGH PERCENTAGE TRAIN
5. BEST TRAINER SYSTEM IN GEN 1-83
6. HIGH CAPS FOR MAX POWER SHOUT AND ADVERTISE
7. NO MORMON SELL RELIGION AT HIGH COST

>>8535033
>>8535033
update

Proud to post in this thread

OP wins: I will use a heracross.

but I...

This thread makes up for weeks of crap threads

>>8537689

And that is why you will never leave

1. WILL COME WHEN CALLED IN SCRABBLE GAME
2. MAKE CRYSTAL DREAM MANSION FOR NICE HOME
3. BE FATHER FOR CHILD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
4. WILL PROVIDE HEAT FOR COOKING WITH POTS AND PANS
5. FEROCIOUS BARK SCARE OFF MORMONS
6. WOMEN LOVE TO HUG IT. BRING WOMEN TO YOU.

>>8537848
Ah, but what is the battery life like?

>>8537863
NO BATTERY. STEAM POWERED. SMOKE COME OUT OF BACK.

1. HAVE MULTIPLE TYPE, ALWAYS A GOOD SITUATION
2. ROTOM GO WITH ALL FASHIONS
3. USEFUL AS PET
4. NEVER SHOUT AT YOU
5. TO LAWNMOW REMOVE ALL WEEDS FAST
6. CONVENIENTLY RUNS AWAY IF YOU NO LIKE
7. 4 DOLLARS IF BUY WITHIN TIME

APPRECIATE YOUR ROTOM TODAY

SO MUCH MORE SPIRIT AND OC CAN BE GENERATED! STAND FAST, MEN OF /VP? AND GIVE IT YOUR FUCKING ALL!
MAGIKARP IS POKEMON FISH THE BEST
1. EVOLUTION GYARADOS INTO HIGH ATTACK
2. HARD SCALES OF RED FOR SHINY POTS
3. BARBELS YELLOW FOR PANS GLAMOROUS DESIGN
4. STATS ARCEUS ARE GOD-LIKE AND SHOW VIGOR OF SALMON
5. WATER NEEDS DO MOST ORGANISMS FUNCTION POWER SPLISH SLPLASH
6. APPEARANCE INTIMIDATION ROBBERIES THWARTS LIKE THE MOVES OF JAGGER
7. SHINY GOLDS MAKE LADIES SEX WANT VALUE HIGH WITH AND SHINY SUN BODY SKIN RUB RUB
8. WHO IN HADES YOU THINK DO IS HE THE FISH WITH GLASSES?
9. SEXY FINISH RED FOR EPIC SUBMARINE POWER AND STYLE LAMBORGHINI ORIGINAL

MAGIKARPS WILD RARE FOR TO BUY IS THE SOON MUST!
BATTERY NEW LIFE EXTENDS FOR 7 HOURS FOR CHARGE A MINUTE IN HOME!

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1: HAS AN ALMOST UNIQUE TYPING
2: HAS STATS THAT FIT ITS MOVESET BETTER THAN LATIOS
3:IS A DRAGON
4: HOVERS OVER PANS AND POTS
5:CAN TRANSPORT YOU
6: CAN COME IN RED OR ORANGE
7: RUNS ON ITS OWN ENERGY

BUY NOW AND GET LATIOS HALF OFF

>>8537971
SIR, CLEAN PLEASE UP GRAMMAR
CANNOT WE UNDERSTAND SAY YOU WHAT JUMBLED IS SO BECAUSE
IF ADVERTISE POTS FOR AND PANS, CLARITY YOU NEED TO BE BECAUSE PRODUCT AND BUSINESS INTO THE GENERATIONS

bump epic bread?

Calls for a motherfucking bump.

FLYGON BEST IS POKEMON

1. RED EYE INTIMIDATE MORMON
2. FLY GONE
3. DISAPPROVES SANDSHREW
4. USE SAND POTSPANS MAKE SHINE
5. GREEN FINISH COLOR MUST
6.LONG TAIL FOR TO WHIP PESKY NEIGHBORS
7.GROUND NO HIT CAN LEVITATE

TIME FOR THANK ORDER SOON

WHY MANKEY IS FOR POKEMON THE BEST
1. FIGHTING TYPE; GOOD PUNCHING ENEMY GENITALS
2. CHRISTMAS
3. BRO TOTAL; WILL KILL LET YOU AS HIM KILL SOURCE FOR FOOD
4. MAKE CAN GLASSES ON FACE
5. MACHINE OF RAPE WITH BARS THAT DO NOT HOLD
6. GETS NEVER RABIES BECAUSE SOAP BLOOD
7. COLLECTOR GOOD OF HATS, BELTS AND GLASSES
8. MADE BATTERIES OF RAGE TO RUN ON; GET ANGRY, FUNCTIONS THE MANKEY
9. SCARE MORMONS PENIS WITH THE LARGE PROCESSOR MACHINE

BUY PLEASE A MANKEY FATHERS SIX EXTRA MONTHS WORK ONE FOR THEIR SONS FOR HAPPY TO MAKE
NOW WITH POT PANS RESTRICT; POTS AND PANS KEEP FUNCTION, MANKEY NO NEVER TOUCH

>>8538597
>Christmas
>Belts hats and glasses

I can't breathe, I'm dying Squirtle

Bump, I refuse to let it die when so much more can be done!

STOP PRESSES ALERT PRESIDENTS
LITWICK IS BEST VALUE STOCK MARKET SOARING

1. COME IN PACK OF 12
2. RESIST NORMAL TACKLE AND KUNG FU CHOPS
3. BRIGHTEN ROOM WITH BLACKLIGHT FIRE
4. RAVE PARTY NO NEED TO PAY HEATING BECAUSE FIRE
5. KEEPS ACCURATE TIME
6. USE FOR HEAT POTPAN COOK FOODS FOR RAVERS MUNCHIES
7. WATERPROOF WAX FINISH EXCEPT FIRE PART

BUY NOW DOUBLE ORDER 24 PACK LITWICK
FOR THANK TIME

>>8530824
BUT OP, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO BUY AND/OR MAINTAIN A HERACROSS?

1- Megadrive is so much light than PS2 who launches the slim version to copy the megadrive technology.
2- The PS2 use the cooler because is a fucking faget. The Megadrive is hot!
3- DVD got scratch so easy, and you can give the gamepack to ur dog chew and it ll still work.
4- Cartridge is MORE heavy than a DVD.
5- Megadrive has 64 powerfulcolors. PSP have million of collors. Megadrive respect the Daltonic people.
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play megadrive.
7- If you trow the megadrive on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on the water and watch which will come up first.
9- DVD at light will make a Rainbow. The gamepack will show dribble.
10- The gamepack is brute. Direct Contact. DVD is faget, laser.
11 - Megadrive is the name of a Nuclear Missile. Playstation is the name of a playground.
12- Sony Copy the Sonic name. Sony = Soni = Sonic.
13- The Megadrive don't save the games. Finish without save is Pr0.
14- Megadrive has a earphone plug in.
15- Megradrive was a beautiful music composition because the sonorous deficiency and the Melody was so much more important.
16- PS1, PS2 and PS3 is a copy of Mega Drive 1, 2 and 3
17- Mega Drive 3 didn't needed a upgrade. Megadrive is perfect.
18- If a thunder up on your house, just the Font burns and you can buy it at any old scrap market. U don't need sent to the maintenance and pay for that.
19- Mega is less expansive.
20 - Mega is more hard.
21- Mega Controller looks like a bean. PS2 controller looks like ...wait WTF IS THIS?
22- Mega don't got shame to show the 16 BITS seal. PS2 never show the 128Bits seal becouse she got ashamed to have this much of bits and be more poor than mega.
23- Mega have 2 names (Genesis and Mega Drive): Twice times the PS2 names!
24- Cartridge have less memory becouse works NOW. DVD have long memory becouse works on past.
25- Mega when hot stink because it is a MAN

1. HE'S A FUCKING GHOST YOU CAN'T KILL HIM YET HE CAN STEAL YOUR SOUL.
2. THREE FUCKING IMMUNITIES MAN
3.THAT FUCKING RAPE FACE. IT'S ALWAYS THERE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING SCREWED
4.GENGAR USED SHADOW BALL!
5.GENGAR USED SHADOW BALL!
6. NOW YOU'VE GOT 2 SHADOW BALLS
7. CAN MAKE YOUR POTS AND PAN BE REVIVED FROM THE DEAD
8. CAN COMBAT TERRORISTS AND KAMIKAZES WITH DAT EXPLOSION IMMUNITY
ORDER NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME AND YOULL RECIEVE MOAR SHADOW BALLZ

>>8539034
BATTERY IS NOT NEED
FIRE POWER
MORMAN AFRAID OF DEAD
MORMAN GO BOTHER NEIGHBOR INSTEAD

SUPER VALUE FILL WHOLE ROOM WITH FRESH SCENT

1. NEONAZI TRANSFORM SCARE JUICE AWAY FROM POTS AND PANS
2. PACKAGED WITH CHICHI FOR CLEAN POTS AND PANS.
3. DEFENDS UNIVERSE ALONG WITH POTS AND PANS
4. TRANSPORTED TO EARTH IN POTS AND PAN
5. GRANDAUGHTER IS A PAN
6. BATTERY RECHARGES ITSELF AUTOMATICALY AND IMMORTAL
7. DRAGONBALLZ WISH FOR MOAR POTS AND PANS

ORDER NOW BEFORE DIE AGAIN

>>8539038
NOT FOR EXPENSIVE IF BUYING NOW, ONLY FOR COST OF FEW POTPANS
ALSO IF ORDERED WITH EXTRA OPERATIONALS GET FOR FEWER POTS BUT MOREER PANS ONLY YES

EXTRA OPERATIONALS INCLUDES;
1. EXTENDABLE HORN FOR PICKING UP THE NYANS IF IN TREE CAUGHT
2. BETTER UNDERSTANDS OF FIRE ALARM
3. MIRROR ON BACK ALWAYS STAYS CLEAN
4. MORE HAT FOR TO LOOK GOOD COOL

ORDER NOW AND RAYLUX WILL HAVE BEING IN YOURS
RAYLUX IS MOST BEST AWESOME BECAUSE OF THINGS THAT ARE MANY
1. NEED NO BATTERY, BECAUSE IS BATTERY
2. POTPANS BECOME ELECTRIC SO IF STEAL THEN ZAP
3. EASY TAIL FOR PLAY CATCH WITH SON
4. YOU NO LIKE RAYLUX? HE SHOCK TILL YOU LIKE!
5. WHY CAR WHEN YOU CAN LION?
6.GO BANK WITH RAYLUX HE KILL ALL IN THERE SO YOU CAN MONEH
7. BLACK/BLUE FINISH SO YOU NO NEED TO PUNCH TO GET COLOR COMBO

THANK FOR TIME
ORDER NOW
[spoilers]NOT A FLYING TOY[/spoilers]

>>8539147
>WHY CAR WHEN YOU CAN LION?

All of my lols

BUY ONE GET 5 FLAREON FREE

1. STEEL TYPE FLY TYPE GOOD TYPE
2. IS PROTECT FROM EARTHQUAKE GOOD FOR JAPANESE FRIENDS
3. ALSO RESIST RAZOR LEAF
4. DO NOT NEED POTS AND PAN IT IS POTPAN
5. SHINY SILVER COATING MAKE YOU RICH LOOK YES?
6. ALSO NEEDS NO BATTERY
7. SHARP WING MAKE KNIFE GOOD COOK

>>8539407

>IS PROTECT FROM EARTHQUAKE GOOD FOR JAPANESE FRIENDS

I lol'd

bump

Why do you people say "My sides" are you that fat, that laughing makes your sides hurt?

Ew.

>>8539604
I thought the same, i've laughed a heck lot from some of these, but never hurt my sides, in any case, might my jaw, but never my sides

NO MATTER
BACK TO ON TOPIC GET, MAKE ADVERTISE DO SALEING GET MONEY MUCH
MUST MUCH MONEY TO DO CANON BIG GET AT OTHER NOT OURS IF PLANETS PREVAIL IS TO DO NOW

>>8539407
BUT DETER CAN IT DOOR AT THE MY MORMONS, MORESCRATCHY BIRD?

THIS THREAD FOR BUMP NUMBER ONE POKEMON

NOT TO BE TOUCHING DIAL CUSTOMER
NUMBER ONE POKEMON DEAL ON WHEEL

1. SUPER FASTER FOR ELECTRIC AND TERRORISM
2. BOWLING MADE EASY
3. TESTING NEW SHELF IS LEVEL NO NEED FOR HANDYMAN
4. RESIST FEATHER ATTACK VERY USEFUL IN PLANE
5. CLASSIC DESIGN MAKE LOOK CLASSY
6. VOLLEYBALL LIKE NEVER BEFORE
7. NO TOUCH POTPANS NO PAN HANDS
8. ATTACH TO DOORBELL IN CASE MORMON ATTACK
9. MADE OF BATTERY ALWAYS BATTERY
10. EXTREME MARBLES

BUY ELECTRODE RECEIVE CARRY CASE
CARRY CASE STYLISH
GO GOOD WITH POTPAN ALSO HOLD MORMON SPRAY

>>8539604
it's just another stupid meme. it fits this thread, actually, as most people are just copying op's jokes. omg lol potspanspsoptsotpasntpasotnapston fuck off

>>8541320
Someone sounds like their pots and pans are disrupted. Shouldve gotten one of these excellent bargains bro

>>8541320
See
>>8541607

Besides, this is about much more than keeping our pot and pans in line. It's also about deterring Mormons and having a Pokemon with good battery life.
FOR TO BUMP THREAD, DEAL IS GOOD IN PLACE OF MARKETS FOR TIME RESTRICT

>>8542172
Exactly. What good is life without organized pots and pans, Mormon repelling techniques, and battery longevity?

>>8542191
A boring life, I tell you hwat.
Speaking of which...
STRICKLAND FOR PROPANE IS THE BEST DISTRIBUTING GAS
1. MANAGER SMART; GOOD MANAGE MONEY
2. WOMEN WORK; SEXISM IS THE ZERO
3. EFFICIENT GAS; HOUSES POWER IN MONTHS OF FRIGIDNESS
4. HILL OF HANK CLAN MUCH NICE TO CUSTOMER
5. TEXAS STATE GOOD STATE FOR TO HIDE IN POLICE FROM
6. NEW WORKER SHINE POTPANS; MAKE GOOD FOR MORMONS BEAT
7. NO BATTERY NEED; POWER SUPPLY DIRECTLY

TENTACRUEL BARGAIN SAVE SAVE DISCOUNT

1. TENTACRUEL TOXICS BETTER THAN QWILFISH TOXICS
2. ERGONOMIC DESIGN GOOD ARMREST
3. DUST KNICKNACKS
4. MUCH TENTACLES LEAVE POTPANS TIDIER THAN FOUND
5. NOSE CLAW LIFE-SIZE CLAW MACHINE GAMING
6. NUMBER ONE CHOICE TENTACLE RAPIST WORLDWIDE
7. STRESS RELIEF SQUEEZE FINISH
8. JUST ADD WATER BATTERIES NOT REQUIRING

NOW ORDERER
TIME THANKING FOR

>>8542248
I ordered my Tentacruel last week. When I went to the door ro receive my package, you know what I found? Fucking Mormons. You know what Tentacruel did? Nothing. I want my money back.

>>8542280
TIMING OF THE BAD

TENTACRUEL PROPER PLAN TOXIC SPIKE DOORWAY MORMON DIE

MORMON PRIORITY MOVE WARRANTY COVER NO

1. PANSAGE SEED BULLETS BECAUSE IS GUN
2. ALL BROCCOLI IN HEAD FOR BROCCOLI EATING FOR KIDS
3. MAKES YOUR PANS AGE BUT NOT YOUR POTS
4. EVOLVES FOR LESS BROCCOLI
5. GREEN FINISH LEAVES YOUR KIDS MOIST WITH BROCCOLI
6. PANSAGE LOVES YOUR KIDS BATTERIES

THANKS TO TODAY'S TIME FOR BUYING

Somebody better screencap this shit. Fuckin' hilarious.

1. HAS WORLD OF DREAMS GOOD FORCE OF SHEER POWER BEATS BULLI

2. DAMAGE TOXIC NONE AND PARALYSIS

3. ROYALTY IS OF KING IN NAME SUPER COOL
3b. IS OF PURPLE COLOUR OF ROYAL

4. NO NEED FOR ZELDA (MAIN MAIL CHARACTR OF EPONYMOUS GAME), HE BREAK POTPANS AND GOOD LAUGH ON OTHERS

5. NO MAKE BAD MORMON JK

6. SPIKES, SPIKES EVERYWHERE

BUY LIMITED SAVINGS NOW CHEAP STEAL STEAL HALF OFF SUPER DEAL

>>8542406
>>8542406
ARCHIVED SON WAS IT
NEVER DISAPPEAR IN DEPTH ANUS OF INTERNET
POTPANS NON MOLEST; MORMONS THWART IN TIME; NEVER SCARE FOR BATTERIES TO LOSS IT

>>8542427
WHERE FIND ARCHIVE FOR BEST VIEWING PLEASURE FOR TO LAUGH WITH POTPANS?

ELEVATING THREAD THE BOARD ON TO POKEMON BEAT THE GENERAL

>>8542468
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/vp/32232/why-for-heracross-number-one-pokemon
SON TO LOOK AT FOR PLEASE AND HOLD ONT BUTTS AND LAUGHING

>>8542492
THANKS TO YOU FOR LAUGHING BUTTSEX PLEASURE! BATTERIES IN BUTTHOLE FOR EXTRA FUN TIME YEAH.

SUPER SAVE OFFER SPECIAL FOR PEOPLE OF CLUB

1. IS TINY AND FAST SO IS GOOD FOR NINJA
2. LITTLE GREEN LIZARD SO THAT CAN SCARE PEOPLE
3. GRASS TYPE FOR PLANTS AND BEAT THE MUDKIP
4. TURN INTO SECIPICITILE BIG FAST
5. CAN USE LEAF BLADE TO FUCK SHIT UP OF ALL ENEMIES

WARING: IS GRASS SO USE DIRT SO DAMAGE POTPANS.

>>8542508
FORGOT ADVERTISEMENT

THIS THREAD NOT GO FOR 404

Did anyone else masturbate to this?

...Anyone?

>>8542693
Lol thats fucked up but standard for 4chan.

>>8542693
I'll admit to it.

>>8542693

WHY USE HAND FOR MASTURBATE IF CASTFORM HAS EASY ACESS BOOBS?

>>8542693
Since Saturday.
My penis is for the raw now.

>>8533020
>>8534489
>>8534703
>>8534867
>>8534915
>>8534950
>>8535931
>>8539034
>>8541285
>>8542248
I THESE DO
FUNNY OF THE LAUGHING?
MORE OF ORDERING WANT?

>>8542248

I have a complaint- I ordered my tentacruel 2 weeks a go and today when I opened my box it stung my potpans, now I can't cook, should I buy the Castform for convient?

>>8542879
Buy the Simon or Magikarp for to fix with the break of drill with giga and splish splash action.

>>8542879
POTPANS IMPOSSIBLE POISONING

STOVETOP ACCEPTABILITY COOKING FINE

ALWAYS CASTFORM ALWAYS FONDLE

IF GAY PRETEND TESTICLES

TENTACRUEL CLEANING POTPANS STING WAS ONLY BATTERY ENERGY

ETERNAL WATER BATTERY FOR ENVIRONMENTAL INTERCOURSE

OPERATOR STAND BY DON'T CHANGE DIAL

>>8543004

CUSTOMER SUPPORT WORK

POTPANS NOT STING AND POISON WITH IMPOSSIBLE TENTACLE AFTERALL

NOW IS CLEAN REFLECT CASTFORM BOOB/TESTICLE

>>8543066
HAPPILY FOR SERVICE

ENJOY MAXIMUM REFLECTED FONDLE

CAN POKEMON RECOMMEND TO GO INTO BOOK WROTE?
CALLS NAME BY "BIBLE"
POKEMON, DIGIT DEX IN AND EXPLAIN PLEASE
THAN FOR TIME SOON REPORT

>>8543163

SUPPORT CUSTOMER IS HAVING WITH THE PROBLEMS

CALL BEING ON HOLD BECAUSE FIND WITH THE HERACROSS NOT FUNCTION.

CLEARANCE PRICE MERCHANDICE

1. METAPOD HARDEN FOR ATTACK TAKING
2. ATTACK NOT NEEDED WHEN FULL OF DEFENSE
3. SENTIENT DOORSTOPPER
4. RESIST WHIPPED VINE AND CHOPPED KARATE
5. GUARD COOKWARE WITH LIFE
6. DURABLE CASING CUSTOMIZE WITH STICKERS
7. EASY GRIP SHELL FOR PLAY BASEBALL OR BLUDGEON MORMON

ACT NOW CALL NUMBER ON SCREEN
ACTUAL CHANGE TIME WILL VARY

>>8543391

>DURABLE CASING CUSTOMIZE WITH STICKERS

My sides!

>>8543307
TELL POKEMON FOR TO USE ME GOD IN "BIBLE", ENGLISH TO LEARN UNDERSTOOD, ASS OF THE DUMB

BOUNCE

1. LIFTING OF DISCUSSIONS TO TIPS OF ZERO PAGE
2. MAKE SEE HA-HA VISIBLE TO ALL
3. MORMONS NO LIKE POPULAR THREAD STAY AWAY RELIGION FREE
4. POTPAN ENJOY ALSO SILVERWARE ENJOY TOO ALSO
5. BATTERY PACK NO NEED REUSE ALL DAY

LIMITED TIMES BEGIN ORDER NOW

WHY SUCK POPPET BELONG NEXT TO POTPAN?

1.NOT POTPAN BUT BOWL
2.AUTOCLEAN BOWL WHILE KEEP HANKERCHIEF NEARBY
3.LIFETIME GUARANTEE WHEN RUN OUT OF BOWL
4.FRIEND UNTIL END OF ALL TIME
5.DOES NOT BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
6.MAKE HALLOWEEN SUPER FUN TIME FOR ALL AMERICAS
7.WILL ALWAYS WATCH WHEN YOU POT THE PAN

ORDER NEXT 30 SECONDS INCLUDE SECOND POPPET AT DOUBLE PRICE OF FIRST

(NO SUBSTITUTION)

Oh god this thread

Oh potpans, oh batteries, oh mormons

My gut hurts from laughing

>>8544860
Will it wrinkle my laundry? Because that's a deal breaker.

>>8544880

"WRINKLED LAUNDRY THING OF PAST WHEN POPPET SOCK RELEASE STEAM FOR EXTRA RELIEF AND BATTERIES"

REAL CUSTOMER WORDS
YOU BUY NOW

BOUNCING BECAUSE ADVERTISMENT HAHA IS AND NEEDED MORER

NOW ALL GET WEASEL OF SEA POKEMON!

1. IS WATER THE BESTEST TO CLEAN POTPANS
2. ORANGE FINISH THAT IS GOOD FOR EYES RELAXING
3. FLOATS EVEN WHEN OUT OF BATTERY CAN BE LIFEJACKET
4. WHEN HAS BATTERY SWIMS VERY FAST
5. MORMONS FEAR IT BECAUSE TWO TAILS ARE CREATURE OF THE DEVIL

NOW ACT AND A FREE CHINESE POT YOYRS IS!

THANKS FOR ORDERING TIME

>>8544887
What a delightful testimonial! I'll take three.

HAXORUS FOR BEST POTPAN REMOVE SCRATCH
1. WIELD EASY FACE FOR BOX OPENING
2. OTHER COLOUR OF STEEL REMIND MAGNETS TO MORMON
3. NO BOTHER POTPAN WITH MUSCLE TAIL
4. ARMOUR SMOOTH EASY CLEAN; WITH GOOD SPLISHSPLASH FROM MAGIKARP
5. NO BATTERY, RUN ON STEAM OF MORMON FRIGHTENING
TODAY ORDER NOW, TIME FOR THANK!

1. BEST DEFENCE EVER HAVE TYPE SUPER WALL
2. BIG MOUTH FOR BITING ALL HARACROS
3. DILDO FOR GODZILLA
4. IS POST AND PANS
5. BORROW UNDERGROUND MAXIMUM TRAVEL AGENCY
6. PLATINUM STEEL MAXIMUM SHINE
7. THANK YOU FOR CONSIDER

THANK YOU FOR PLEASE CONSIDER

>>8544940
>DILDO FOR GODZILLA
>MAXIMUM TRAVEL AGENCY
Oh God, my lungs!
Read the second word of my captcha aloud, you'll know why it's related:
>geneva ordinau

>>8539126
having a pokemon with better understanding of a firealarm seems useful, but i sort of need my pans, what do you guys think?

AKALAMAKAZASHAMANA IS BESTEST TO BE ORDERERD BECAUSE OF...
1. NAME HARD TO PRONOUNCE, CONFUSE ENEMYS
2. NO BRAINWASHING TRAINER OWN DOES NOT, RUMOR FALES
2B. NO CONTROL HAS OVER WORLD EITHER NO, RUMOR FALES AND AKALAMAKAZZAMA HARMLESS TO NOT BEING GOING HARM TO DO
3. LOOK GOOD IN MID-EVIL CLOSE
4 IF PROBLEM USING SPOON FOR TO EAT SOUP FROM TINY BOWL AKALAMAZA CAN BEND WITH MIND MAKE EASIER MAKE SPOON IN GO YOU EAT GOOD GET BIG AND HEALTHY STRONG
5. BIG MUSTACHE FOR TO SLEEP AS PILLOW ON, ALWAYSE COMFTERRIBLE

THANKS, YOU A-GO-GO ORDER NOW YES DO

>>8544892
>Battery running out at all
>My laundry will wrinkle for sure

>>8545014
>A GO-GO
Oh holy shit this thread all makes sense now whyyyyyyyyyy

WE THANK FOR COURTESY PROTECTING

GREAT APPRECIATE WE COOK TO BEST OF ABILITY

SCREENCAP DONE FOR TODAY
BE GOOD FOR TO KEEP IN PHOTOALBUM TO SHOW FAMILY
USE TO TELL CHILDREN STORY OF BRAVE GUILD WITH POOR POKEMON FIGHTING OFF MOARMOANS TO GET GOLDEN POTS AND PANS TO HOLY BATTERIES

1. FAST DARWINIAN EVOLUTION GET NEW TYPE IN THREE YEARS
2. BREAK LOGIC GET HIT BY EARTHQUAKE WHILE FLOATING MID-AIR
3. THREE POKEMON PRICE OF ONE
4. NOT JUST A POT AND PAN BUT THREE POTS AND PANS
5. FUCKIN' MAGNETS
6. GYRO BALL EFFECTIVE BECAUSE 10 TIMES HEAVIER THAN A THIRD OF ITSELF
7. LIMITED EDITIONS ALSO IN ARMY-STYLE BROWN
8. BUILT-IN DYNAMO RECHARGES INCLUDED BATTERY!

ONCE UPON A TIME I COULD BUMP ANYTHING

ANYTHING
ALWAYS BUMPED IN TIME
REGARDLESS OF THE THREAD, I TOUCHED MY KEYS
AND I STOPPED BUMPING THIS ONE
JUST TO REALIZE GREATNESS IS ALIVE
SO I STOPPED RIGHT THERE AN SAID
GO ON MY BROOOOOOOOOS
AND I'LL STILL FOLLOW
I HAD ONCE LEFT THE THREAD BUT NOW I'M BACK FOR GOOOOOOOOOOD
PUT OUT THE OC, DON'T BORROW
THE BOARD WE SHAPE FROM HERE ON OUT WILL BE OUR OWN
THE BOARD WILL BE OUR OWN

THIS IS A REASONS FOR THE FEEBAS BEST WATER POKEMON SALEABLE POKEMON ON MARKET

1. SWIM IN ONLY SMALL PLACE SO IS NOT EASY WILD FINDING
2. IS UGLY BUT DELICIOUS SERVED AT THE COMING MEAL
3. BECAUSE IS MAGIKARP LIKE BROTHER AND DOES PREFORM LIKE
4. NO NEED TO WORRY FOR POTPANS AND SILVERWARE IS HARD LIKE SILVERWARE AND CLEAN
5. USE WA-XING MACHINE SAFE FOR USED
6. MAKE PRETTY FOR EVOLVE GET SUPER HAPPY GO-GO GAYDRAGON
7. GAYDRAGON NOT EFFECT WITH WATER GO BEAT GAYRYDOS
8. BEIGE FINISH AND EASY GRIP SO CAN DEAL WITH MORMON QUICK
9. NO BATTERIES FOR NEED IS BATTERY IN WATER


IF ONE BUY AT DOUBLES PRICE THEN 1 FREE OF CHARGE- GUARANTEEING AUTHOR

LIFTING

Free charge of, thread elevator.

>>8538331
>fly gone

This thread~

Oh how I love this thread~

1. YEAR DRAGON WHAT DO
2. DRAGON LOOK LIKE ONE ONLY
3. MASSIVE FAST AND FLY WITH POTS PANS STRONG REAL GOOD
4. CONVENIENT STAR FACE FOR SKY USE
5. COOL AID BLUE AND GREEN FUN TIME HAPPY COLORS
6. WHY TALK DRAGON WHEN SALADMENCE FUS ROH DAH GOOD FOR
7. NOW BUY IF DO GET DRAGON FREE BABY BAGON NOT GOOD LIKE SALADMENCE BUT HEAD HARD GOOD FOR DROP

THANK FOR TIME

1)SHELL
2) I MISS MY LEGS FUCK THAT LAND MINE
3.) THIS IS STARTRER
4.) FPROFESSOR OAK RECCOMENDS
6.) SHOOT WATER
7.) KILLS POTS AND PANS THAT HURT YOU BUT FRIENDLY TOWARD ALLY POT AND PANS
8.)DOESN'T DRINK YOUR GLUE SAVE MONEY ON GLUE UNLIKE WITH SANDILE
9.) IT RUNS AROUND BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE TURTLE SLOW IS GOOD FOR GOING AROUDN SLOWLY GOOD JOB SQUIRTLE

ACT FAST NOW GET SUPER DEALS

100.) BUT MOM I CAN'T GET DRUNK I,M SIZTEEN ONLY EMOTIONAL SCARS
11.) USA
cpatcha retreat usa never retreast lol

>>8546756
WHEN OUR CONTENT RUNS DRY AND OUR CAPS CEASE TO GROW
AND WHEN OUR SUMMERS GROW CLOSER AND WINTERS DO SLOW
FROM THE BUMPS IN THE THREAD AND THE LAUGHS AND THE THRILLS
TO THE FIGHT ON PAGE ONE FOR MORE CONTENT YET STILL
WHEN WE'VE FOUND OUR WILL
THAT'S HOW WE'LL KNOW
THIS IS NOT A TEST OH,
NO, THIS IS THE VERY BEST

RAISE

WHERE ADVERTISEMENT ARE MAKE TO THE HAPPY CHUCKLE SELF-SEX TIMES FOR THE NO MORMONS BATTERY? POTPANS DISTUBREED MUCH TOO FOR NO POK@TUMONSUTAH.

>>8546756
>>8550267

I love you with all of my heart.

ACT NOW FOR POTPAN WYNAUT!

1. Wynaut?

>>8551707
BECAUSE TERRIBLE DEAL

1. MAKE PLAY WITH POTPAN, POTPAN THREATEN
2. BATTERY NO ABLE RELY
3 DOES RESIST NO RAZOR LEAF
4. MORMON APPEAR NO SEND AWAY
5. NOTHING RESEMBLE CONVINIENT HANDLE FOR PORTABLE WYNAUT
6. DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM CARTON
7. SHADOWING TAG FOR NO RETURN POLICY SCAM SCAM

WYNAUT FRAUD NO SEND MONEY
WYNAUT INC. NO CARE CUSTOMER SATICFACTION
WYNAUT INC. ONLY CARE SCAM MONEY FOR JAWBREAKER

>>8552250
I have legitimately lost all of my shit at this post.

wololol NICE. EXPRAIN POTS PREASE?
>Noobing out

>>8552621
It's just something that happened as of this thread, you're probably witnessing something great being born if it catches on.
And I'm warning you, you should lurk around and see how we do things 'round these parts before you go sticking your nose into things. You'll start shit up without meaning to otherwise. Just some friendly advice.

>>8552621
IF YOU KNOW CAREFULL POKEMON PIC YOUR POTPAN WILL NOT POT OR PAN. CHOOSE WISE TODAY

IT BEGIN

>>8553602

We've crossed through tons of shit but
We bump with remixed lyrics
We fight against other threads but
We're not leaving
We're not leaving
There's a point I think we had missed
But it's here now bros and sises
In the bumps we give each other
My sisters
My brothers
About the time we gave up /vp/
Only to find all this OC
We ELEVATE NOW THREAD THE
ADVERTISE POKEMON MASTAH
The post that grew with speed
Just like a fucking Ninjask
ALTHOUGH WE HAVE NO OBLIGATION
TO TRAIN OUR BOARD
TO INCREASE LEVELS INTO GREATNESS
IN CAME A HOARD
(FUCK YEAH!)
WE ARE NOW MAKING
KICKASS OOOOOOOOO-CCCCCCCCCc

>>8553754
Shittiest bump ever.

>>8553762
MORMON YOU FUCK
HOPE DIRTIEST THE POTPANS IN KITCHEN OF YOU

>>8553762
SILLY MORMON TRY TO DISTURB EMOTIONAL POTPAN

POINTING AND LAUGHTER AT BATTERY POWERED MORMON

MORMON HAVE GREASY UNAPPEALING FINISH

>>8553774
>>8553826
>defending a shitty bump

Sorry. Great thread, but whoever wrote that post should be disemboweled with a plastic coathanger so I never have to read something so terrible again.

>>8553832
>I admit that the first defender was me
>But it's not my thread and therefore not a self-bump
>implying this thread isn't fucking fantastic.
>awfully composed and uninteresting sage in a thread that will pierce the board
I lol'd.

>>8553832
SILLY MORMON FULL OF ANGRY

WAS NO PEOPLE ACCEPT RELIGIONS?

STUNFISK DOORMAT IS ELECTRIC YOU?

MORMON HEART FULL OF RUSTY POTPANS

sweet fucking jesus this entire thread

>>8553869
>I read it as self bump and I'm herpin' derps
>>8546756
>implying this wasn't my worst bump
FOR TO THE BUMP

>>8530857
>BLUE

Fucking stop that shit.

NUDGE STRING

PROBLEMLESS VICTORY

LEGACY FOR POTPANS MORMONS BATTERIES LIVING ON DIFFERENT THREAD

INVEST MANY STOCKS INTO POTPANS MARKET

>>8553525

HOW TO POTPAN BRING FUN TO FRIENDS AND RELATIVES INFOMERCIAL

1. ALWAYS FOR CAPITALS FOR SOUND ENTHUSIASM
2. ENGLISH BREAKING TO LIKE FOREIGN SALESMAN NO TAKE NO FOR ANSWER
3. SELECT MONSTERPOCKET FOR ADVERTISE
4. THINK OF NIFTY HOUSEHOLD USE FOR MONSTERPOCKET
5. INCORPORATE POTPAN GOODNESS, BATTERY SHAMEFULLNESS, MORMON EVILNESS
6. WEAK ATTACK MONSTERPOCKET RESIST, IF MAKE BIG DEAL BECOME BIG DEAL
7. MONSTERPOCKET SKIN BECOME LIKE PHONE CASE TO ADVERTISE

MAKE SURE SEVEN ADVERTISE POINTS
SWEETEN DEAL AT END
IF PAY DOUBLE WE DOUBLE OFFER SEND TWO OF MONSTERPOCKET

Oh man I hope this catches on

I haven't laughed so hard since the time I saw a Chandelure with HP Fire.

1. SO COMPACT MANKEY
2. 2 LEGS AND 1 TAIL GUARANTEES
3. DEATH TO INTRUDERS NO NOISE/BLOOD
4. TINY CRAZY MONKEY
5. SMELLY PIG-TYPE NOSE
6. SUPER CRITICAL KARATE CHOP COMBO

MANY BUY NOW TODAY, THANKS FOR TIME

BUMP FOR PRESERVING OF HA-HAS FOR GENERATIONS OF FUTURE

YOU SHUT UP NOW, I CALL, TAKE YOU ALL MY MONEY.

Oh my dick, I laughed so hard

BUMP FOR MAKE MONUMENT LIKE HENGESTONE

Guys, it's time we let this thread die.

>>8562457

I fucking love you guys.

>>8562457
it's way past time. it should have died days ago

>>8562624

IS TRIBUTE TO MONSTERPOCKET SALES, LONG THREAD LONG LAST BECAUSE MONSTERPOCKET LONG LAST. NOW PRACE ORDER, GOOD DEAL NO LONG LAST, DEAL SHORT TIME LIMITED!

>>8562770
Missed the bandwagon, landed on your face. Not your best there Rynsuho.

You mad?

HONCHKROW BIG BOSS POKEMON

1 HAVE WINGS FOR TAKE OFF FLY TO LUGGAGE SIDE STORAGE
2 HAT FOR FEDORA SEX APPEAL LADIES GENTEMAN TIMLEY ACTION
3 POTPANS INCLUDED BY BEAK TO POTPAN STEAMING
4 SKY ATTACK FOR EASY ACCESS TO POTPAN
5 FEATHERS WARM FOR THE COLD NIGHTS AND YOU TO A SWEATER IS FREE TO NOW
6 LEARN A TO MOVE LIKE JAGGER
7 DARK KIND FOR USE BY NIGHT POWER, TAIL FOR FLUFFY AND STRENGTH

NOW THANK YOU PLEASE FOR TIME

>>8562770
sorry if i can't laugh at the same damn thing over and over again. it was funny at first, but, like every fucking joke ever said, it gets old. especially when everyone and their dog tries to copy it. you might as well go watch an 80's sitcom where every joke is a catchphrase

MEWTWO POKEMON NUMBER 1.
2. TELEKENISES CLEAN POTS AND PANS WITHOUT ACCIDENTALLY
3. MEWTWO BRAIN CAN EAT AND GAIN MIRACLE HANDS FOR WORK
4. MEWTWO MINDSPIN DOOR MORMONS AND MAKE DOORMORMON PANTS MESS
5. MEWTWO ALSO MINDBLOW MORMON AND HAS MAGNETS IN BRAIN
6. MEWTWO LEARN ALL MOVES 80%
7. MEWTWO BATTERY POWER RUNS ON BRAINS FEED IT METAL TO PROTECT POTPANS WITH BATTERY

ORDER PLEASE AND PUSH YOUR WAY MEW TO BLUDGEON MORMONS WHEN MEWTWO CLEANING POTPANS AWAY.

Alright, this stopped being funny a long time ago.

>>8531428
>3. NEVER NEED POTPAN, BECAUSE IT IS POTPAN.

Best one besides Psyduck and Sableye.

>>8564068
BUY WARRANTY FOR FUNNY

FUNNY LASTING YEARS IN ZIP-LOCK BAGGIE

POTPAN NOW

>>8564068
I don't see this lasting any longer than this thread, so I'll bump this, hope for more, and that'll be it.

1. MASTER OF KARATE
2. BEATS BOULDER ASS ALL DAY
3. ATTACKS YOUR WEAK POINTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
4. WILL TIGHTEN BELT. NO MATTER THE SITUATION.
5. SICK ASS EYE-BROW FASHION
6. AVAILABLE IN FATASS RED
7. CAN NOT GUARANTEE RESISTANCE TO BIRDS OR NERDS