ads

>>178731470
>9fag

>>178731530
well you too if you know that

I don't care about the person, it just so happens that his face is the perfect example of the neckbeard stereotype and can be humorous if used in the right context.

Good for him though if he's found someone he's comfortable being married to.

I've made over €2 million by credit card info theft, moved out of my parents' home into a big ass home in the middle of a forest and bought two 10/10 japanese whores.

Get rekt, kidd.

>>178731470
My parents are dead.

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>>178731470

Nigga you blind? That clearly isn't him

>>178731605
is this a ruse?

But I have a qt3.14 azn gf...

I live in one of the most atheist countries in the world. No one cares about marriage.

Doesn't look that much to him

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>>178731845

>>178731470

Neckbeard-chan has posted on 4chan before and he's gay

>>178732032
Are you retarded?

He lost weight, has healthy skin, sold his soul to a devil woman. Fucking casual.

>>178732032

>this fucking comment right here

My face is twisting around my hip.

I fucking bouched the laving, gentle 10,.

I'm still thinking about marriage with my partner, but we think it is still too early to make that decision. We love eachother, but marriage is kind of a big deal for her family, so we don't really want to open that can of tuna yet.

My parents are dead, and yes, they died so long ago that my dumb friends call me Batman, and the smarter ones call me Bruce.

I have mentally married a character from vidya, so I don't give a fuck

>>178732284

You sound like a fucking douche.

I bet you or your ''partner'' is either a tranny or the same sex as you.

Fucking douche. Liberal.

>>178732032

This is why everyone hate Atheists.

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No I didn't. I'm not even interested in relationships of any kind or attention whoring for that matter, I just think it's amusing to prove faggots like OP wrong. This shall be my last post in this thread.

We already shopped the acne, neckbeard, and double chin off him and found he has a decent face aside from it. It's no surprise he'd find someone once he grew up and started taking care of himself.

>>178732479
you sexy beast

My grandparents always ask me if I've gotten a girlfriend yet.
It's really annoying
;_;

>>178732479
Damn son, you look even worse than on the usual picture. Get a fucking haircut or something.

>>178732412
>8
>Not 4

>>178732284
Is your partner Catwoman or Talia?

>>178732032
Why are people raging at this?
I agree

>>178732479
Huh.

>>178731470
>>178731470
oh my god our little meme all grown up
as to your question OP, marriage is a waste of money & time.

>>178732479

>proven the OP wrong

Are you euphoric, in this moment?

B-but I have a waifu...

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> implying you expect me to take you seriously after posting something from 9fag

Because video games.

Because my happiness isn't dependent on having sexual intercourse in exchange for indentured servitude to a hysterical opposite sex member of the human race.

I'd have less time for video games if I did.

>>178732479
even with that much growth, the beard still isn't even on your cheeks? you're not meant to have one, mate. accept that.

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>>178732479

My ma's thinkin way differently than I do and my pa's an alcohol, idgaf.

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>>178732479
>All dat [x] TOLD

>>178732479
The Hero /v/ deserves.

>>178732032
Wait so marriage is theist thing now?

>>178732479
>>178732479

jesus christ
either OP is samefagging or that's a clever photoshop.

or he genuinely just found the thread.

>>178732479
how does it feel being a living walking meme?
do your friends know about it ?

>>178732479
why dont you just get aesthetic you fat fuck?

>>178732479
Man, I saw one of your posts on here back in april when the potato girl thing happened.

It felt like I met Jesus.

>>178732973
>friends

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>>178732479
ITT: OP gets fucking TOOOOOOOOOLD

My mom thinks I'm gay and my dad is an abusive alcoholic.

I really don't give a shit.

>>178732969

Aren't you a bright one.

Any more stupidity and you'd be legally required to have a vagina.

>>178732479

>I'm not even interested in relationships of any kind

or is it no one is interested in you?

>>178732479
holy shit

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>>178733069
That's not how you 5.

That guy is gay. He even camwhored on /b/.

>>178733095

Has your father ever raped you?

Do you ever have gay feelings towards your peers, or random men/boys on the internet?

>>178732965
Apparently so. Atheists really are some of the most unreasonable douche bags ever who go through crazy mental gymnastics in order to come up with even crazier reasons to hate religion. Never mind that marriage has been around longer than the church.

>>178732131
This. He's also pretty cool tbh, I'd hang with him.

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>>178732479
So sexy.

>>178732479
ITT: OP and the entirety of 9faggots get TOLD

>>178733095
>my mom thniks I'm gay
why don't you fuck her then? are you gay?

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>>178733219
pathetic

>>178732479
>>178732479

9fag gets told yet again

>>178732479

This isn't him, look at the moles on his face compared to the one in OP's pic. They don't match up.

>>178732479
Damn, you still here?

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>>178732479

The king of neckbeards DOES reside on /v/.

Awesome.

>>178732169
>>178732032
>>178732263
>>178732463
>>178732773
Not him but I live in Sweden and everyone I know who are in a serious relationship just settles for cohabitation.

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>Getting married at 19
>Getting married at all.

>>178732479
It's been known for months that the guy browses /v/,he even posted as himself a couple of times but it's not like anyone expects neo-/v/ to remember, you should have known better OP.

>>178732965
Marriage has always been a religious thing, fucktard.

You get married in CHURCHES. Didn't this always seem odd to you?

There are non-religious ways to be legally married now, but the institution of marriage was something created by religion.

>>178733106
no one is screencapping this?

>>178732479

Aren't you finnish?

>>178733232
No, and yeah I have been attracted to other men but I've also been attracted to plenty of women.

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>>178732479

I´m disappointed
You don`t have a particulary ugly face. If you would lose some pounds, trim that beast in your face and actually cut your hair you could even be somewhat goodlooking.

Oh and you should stop squinting.

>>178733308

You're mistaking a mole for a pimple.

When trying to identify someone the best tell-tale features are the eyes and the distance between them.

In this case it's a pretty good match.

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>>178732479

10/10
get shrek'd OP, you fucking farquaad

>>178732479
Don't leave us Neckbeard-san! What are your favorite video games?

>>178733325

>sweden

Oh boy...

Isn't it time to head to the mosque for your daily prayers? Or do you need to get your estrogen injection?

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Niggas gettin' told?
Niggas gettin' told.

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>>178732479

>>178733446
Telling someone better than you what to do?

Fuck off tryhard.

>>178733523
>>>/int/

>>178733385

A lot of people get married in Vegas, on a boat by a captain, or simply at a registration office and then they host a wedding party afterwards.

>>178733308
>moles
pimples anon.
He has pimples along with those moles and the OP picture is 1.old as hell 2. depreciated in clarity
It's very possible that it's him coupled with the known /v/ browsing - it's very probable.

>>178733523
>southern sweden

>>178733054
I was the one who fixed her face in photoshop
took me 20mg of adderall and 4 hours of non-stop shooping action

>>178732479
sage is not a downvote

>>178732479
You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you.

>>178733385
>Marriage has always been a religious thing, fucktard.

For the majority of human history marriage has been about economic unions intended to create heirs.

Lrn2 history

>>178733530
>Growing out of metal
he still looks like a retard

>>178733623
I don't know why you felt the need to post this, as I already covered it in the "there are non-religious ways to be legally married now..." section of my post.

>>178733686
He wasn't downvoting the thread you dumbfuck

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>>178732479
>01032013056.jpg

>>178732773
He's basically saying atheist shouldn't get married, I honestly can't imagine myself getting married either, but it's pretty dumb to say

>>178733530
>listen to metal
>don't look like fucking grebos

We're a rare breed.

>>178733674
Share the pic with us, Anon

>>178733774
but he didn't grow out of metal, he just cut his hair and actually cared about his personal hygiene.

Why don't you ever take a shower anon?

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>>178733523
I thought this was fitting for the thread.

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>>178732479

>>178733635
>>178733456

No, you stupid faggots. Look at the picture "he" just posted, notice how there are moles above his left eye and under his right eye. They are not present in the original picture. Those don't just vanish and they're not pimples.

>>178733385

The priest aspect is only ceremonial you gigantic fucktard.

You're only married if you've had a license approved. Which is almost always before the actual church wedding reception.

Kimmo is probably older fag than any of you. Show some respect to your elders, children.

>>178732479
Disgusting and vile

>>178733135
Why not both?

>>178732479
oh shit its been a while OP GOT TOLD NIGGA

>>178733806

So he just looked through all his photos and went, "Shit man, I have this picture of a guy who looks exactly like the OP picture and it's even timestamped for today, how lucky"?

>>178733881
It's been so long that I deleted it unlike most of you I don't hang on to 4chan shit

>>178733790

I was only replying to the namefag, and did not care enough to read your post.

>s-someone repeated what I said
>on the INTERNET

Grow up.

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>>178732479
We are not worthy!

>>178731470
Boy do you look stupid now. eat shit.

>>178733570
No he's giving him an advice, instead of hurr durr you look bad.

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>>178733903
>not knowing that neckbearchan is a /v/ regular
>2015-2

>>178732479
I just spent 5 minutes just looking at your eyes. How the fuck are you still able to see anything through those slits?

>>178733903
look at the nigga man, he ain't been showering. That could easily be poop residues or his latest dinner. Shit son where's your imagination?

>>178734010
...not to mention that it has Yotsuba B and OPs picture in the background...

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>>178732479

all this neo-/v/ holy fuck man

/v/ should stay down forever

>>178733950
Is the guy on OP's pic Kimmo?
The pedophile guy from Sweden?

>>178733759
Congratulations you can copy bullshit from textbooks.

History is determined by the victor, etc.

When we talk about "marriage" and that word in the relation it's used in modern times, we talk about the institution of marriage, as created by religion.

For the majority of human history religion has been about economic unions intended to create empires

And for your information, "economic unions" is more like "men wanting to physically OWN women because we've always been sexist douchebags like that so we marry them and now are able to do anything we want".

The modern exceptions being women have rights now and marriage is more in their favor than ours.

>>178733385
>but the institution of marriage was something created by religion.

How can someone be so wrong in just 1 post?

>>178733493
neckbeard-kun =)

>>178731470
>>178732479
I suck at prtsc, can someone screencap this beauty that we call a thread.

>>178731470

Yes, he got married. I don't see why people are getting upset.

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>>178732479
If you got some exercise you'd look pretty fucking similar to this guy man

>>178733308
>moles
It's called acne anon

o shit - son -

neckbeard guy got married.

upset?

>>178734289
that guy is ugly

>>178734287
he didn't stupid fuck

look at
>>178732479

>>178734389
shit ugly

>>178734169
HOLY SHIT. You have eyes of a hawk anon god DAMNN

>>178732479
good job
fucking those 9fags up

>>178734289
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdLoO0LimN8
METAL

>>178734234
Wait a minute, you can't say marriage has ALWAYS (this being an absolute) been rooted in religion where its very clear that it hasn't been the case. You can backtrack all you want, but the statement in itself is retarded.

>>178734034
Yeah I am the namefag. That was my post. The name was accidentally left over from a thread on /x/...

>someone is an idiot and uselessly repeated what I said through a fucking quote
>on the INTERNET

Yeah, wow I pointed out how your post was redundant. Congratulations, you're now butthurt and defensive over this fact.

Looks like you need to do some "growing up" of yourself. Nice "insult" by the way. "Grow up" right like I'm not already an adult and you're not just coming up with shit to say to sound cool.

>>178734375
It's really you like can't read.

>>178734289
exercise and still look like shit, great plan

>>178733885
>but he didn't grow out of metal

That's why he still looks like shit

>>178731470
>9fag
>got ultra-told

gg no re, just get the fuck off /v/

>>178733903
The moles under his right eye and right cheek are in both pictures, the mole (if it even is a mole, could be acne) above his left eye is most likely obscured in the OP by the rim of the glasses. Plus, the OP is old as fuck, people develop moles over time that they didn't have due to sun exposure.

>>178734461
you mean that you really didn't notice that before?

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>>178732284
>My parents are dead, and yes, they died so long ago that my dumb friends call me Batman, and the smarter ones call me Bruce.
Im sorry

SCREENCAP THIS SHIT YOU FUCKS

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>>178734506

You call me butthurt and yet you write a fricken essay in response respond to my post.

It's OK ole buddy. Don't let the internet get you down.

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>sitting next to mom with laptop
>close some tabs
>forgot I had some rule 34 tabs open
>large picture of mugi getting brutally anal fucked flashes up on the screen
>can't find the close button
>shit shit shit
>finally close it
>face bright red
>mom was staring at the screen the entire time
I need to move out

>>178732479
We all love you man! REALLY.

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>>178732479

>>178734591
>>178734389
>>178734454
>implying anyone said anything about it looking good

>>178734236
The INSTITUTION of marriage.

As in:

"We are gathered here today to witness this holy union between these two...." etc.

When two people get together and decide to get married and have a wedding in a church with a pastor, THIS IS THE INSTITUTION OF MARRIAGE THAT WAS CREATED BY RELIGION, SPECIFICALLY CHRISTIANITY.

Now, you fucking idiot, can you please do something other than say stupid things? Could you come up with reasoning behind your statements, logic, arguments? Or are you only capable of quoting what I said, and then saying HURR DURR IT'S WRONG, with nothing to back it up? Fuck off, retard.

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>>178732479
Posting in a thread with this guy.

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>>178734272

>>178732479
Why the sheet of paper looks very out of place?
It almost looks like it was just pasted over and then filtered

>>178734830
>fapping to moe shit
you deserved it

>>178732479
How it feels being a meme?

>>178732479
:O

>>178733446
When you get that fat you stretch you skin to fuck. So if he was to lose weight he'd still have bags of skin fucking everywhere. There's literally no way to look good once you're become a fat fucker.

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posting shit

>>178734830
link it

>>178732479
You magnificent bastard. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

>>178732479

Holy shit 9fags getting told hard. You are a king among men.

>>178735010
But moe is hawt anon
Are you saying you would fuck mugi in the ass?

The glasses are different strengths. It's not the same guy, the top has terrible eyesight, and the bottom's barely worse than 20-20.

>>178732662
My sister does that. And the pathetic thing I'm 21. -.-

>>178734914
>institution

But you said nothing of that in your original post. And claiming
>institution
is just playing semantics. Point is, marriage was clearly not rooted in religion. You can hurrdurr all you want but you should have either more clearly elaborated your original point or at least follow through with what you said.

Or at least admit what you said was completely retarded and fallacious.

>graph paper
>neckbeard-sama confirmed for STEM?

>>178735167
no because she is not a real person but simply a drawing

>>178734830
>mugi

shit taste etc.

>>178732479
I can't believe I'm posting in this thread.

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>>178732479

>>178735290
She can be real if you want anon

MAN UP AND MARRY DOSE SLUTS

>>178734492
Or you could misinterpret everything I said, and then say I'm backtracking when I try to explain myself, effectively winning the argument in your mind, and your mind alone.

However, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not that retarded.

The word "marriage" as it's used now, is a blanket term for a union of two people legally in a romantic fashion, okay?

But back in the good ol days when religion fucked you 200 ways to Sunday, marriage was a Christian thing that required a Church, priest, witnesses, etc.

This is the institution of marriage and of course since then shit has been changed and you can get "married" without all that shit now.

The point remains, brah.

Always exceptions to the rule.

goddamn i love you /v/

this is why i come here

>>178732479
jesus christ

>>178734203
He is indeed Kimmo but not the one you think of. Kimmo Alm is the autist Swedish guy who spammed anontalk shit some years back.

OP's guy is named Kimmo as well but he is just a random imageboard dweller from Finland who's face turned into a meme.