ads

welcome to the darkside bro

I foresee an unboxing thread somewhere in the near future.

>>118077261
a LOT. a ton of /v/irgins took advantage of sales

There better be a fucking unboxing thread, you dirty faggot.

>implying there won't be hundreds of unboxing threads in a few weeks

> mfw my funds haven't arrived in Paypal yet, and I can't abuse this sale

>>118077554
hahaha faggot. i bet the sale is already over.

>>118077554
>not using credit card

>>118077365
i will

>>118077865
Spare me the monthly fees.

>>118078350
wut? there's no monthly fees on credit card unless you're in debt on it... pay off your cc within 60 or so days and no fees. if not, get a better credit union

Should I buy? $40.

Buy anything if it's on sale eh?

>>118078731
no, get a loli one from en-nls

>>118078976
paedophile

also chezkem

>40% off
>USD78.83

I don't even care that you are shoving dildos up your gay ass, that's just fucking expensive.

>>118079572
its huge though.

>>118079572
this
>mfw I bought two new vidya for less

>>118078731
I have two fleshlights, I haven't used them in almost a year. The whole process of heating them up, and breaking out the lube, then having to clean up afterward is, too much, too much.

>>118079961
>heating them up
wait what? How do you do that?

>>118080551
Hot, but not boiling water. Let it soak in there for like10 mins.

>>118081156
wow you sound really lonely

>>118081269
immersion.

>>118081261
>Dragon dildos actually exist

>my face when I have the money to get one but because I live with my girlfriend, I can never have it delivered, let alone hide it anywhere

Fuck my life

>>118081545
why dont you just have sex with her instead of-

Wait you shove dildos up your ass? Have you not considered being gay?

>>118081495
You thought it was some kind of joke?

We take our dildos very seriously here.

>>118081495
>thought we were joking

>>118081495
>haven't watched sexy gay men and womyn use dragon dildos
Your life must be shallow

Bad dragons have unique shapes, too bad none of them have knots that I like. They have a small production set up so you have to pay a premium, which as a working man I can tell you its not that much, for such a unique object which can make you experience some petty incredible feelings...in your ass

>>118081637
>only gay people like anal stimulation

>>118081843
holy shit I'm never coming to /v/ again

Medium anthrodragon w/cumtube master race reporting.

Been waiting for a sale on BD for a long time and thankfully my patience paid off.

>mfw 6 week manufacturing/delivery period.

>not black friday
>one day just fuck it go to see what Naughty america costs, might buy a month for 30 dollars
>it's 75 percent off for a year
>90 dollars for a year of Naughty America porn
>buy it
>jerk off like the fist of the north star
>cum
>mfw

>>118081977
>buying porn

Jesus Christ, why would you do that to yourself.
Can I watch?

*** Items Ordered ***

--- 1x Medium Seadragon (T285):
Id: T285
Sku: Seadragon
Size: Medium
Cumtube: 0
Suctioncup: 1
Firmness: 5
Color: Crimson Drake
Color_type: Fade
Color1: FF0000
Color2: 940000
Price: 130.00
Status: Paid (Cooloff)
Rush: 0
Fullsku: Seadragon
Toys_in_front: 2
Line total: $5

Kinda wan't the mare one, don't live in america

>>118079961
>>118079961
>>118079961
I just got one

easy

leave it in warm water in the sink for a few

put plastic bag over back end so it wont make a mess

use spit instead of lube, works fine

finish up

take insert and let it drip in the bag

drop insert in empty sink

clean the can and both plastic caps

clean insert

put insert back in with a folded paper towel to absorb moisture under the cap

hide in closet

Were you guys not paying attention when Ice Cube said: "Big dicks in your ass ain't good for your heath"?

You need to check yourselves before you wreck yourselves

>>118082047

I WAS HORNY AND WANTED HD VAGINAS INSTANTLY OK I'M SORRY

>>118082150
>>118077012
You better unbox this on /v/

>>118082150
>Cumtube: 0

It's like ordering a cheeseburger without cheese

>>118081977
>paying for porn
Can easily find any fucking series from the big pay sites if you look hard enough.

Wait a fucking second... You guys are actually buying this?

>>118082192

>>118082263
>not downloading that shit

I don't know which is the funnier joke. waifus on /a/ or dragon dildos on /v/ but hell if it doesn't keep me loling until my sides hurt.

Keep on trucking 4chan.

>mfw they sell giftcards

>>118082404
>waifus
>dragon dildos
>joke

>>118082404
>joke
Both of them are real

>>118082263

I can't really forgive you.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=HD+Vaginas

>>118082404

you laugh now but wait till you join us, hell i remember when i was normal

>>118082150
>Suctioncup: 1
Wait, what is a suction cup?

Sounds painful

>>118082404
>funny
>joke
>waifus
>dragon dildos

wait... I'm being trolled here aren't I?

>>118082369
Yep, ordered mine a year ago. And yes, they ship oversea (german here).

>>118082369
>>118082369
ehh why not

if I lived alone I would by a small sea dragon and use it on a rare occasion

but I'm not sure

maybe I'd just buy a small prostate massager

it feels really good and I'm not gay

>>118082404

>joke

>>118082530
>>118082530
so the thing will stick to the floor or wall or whatevs

>>118082530
Stick to floor/wall

they restocked on 250gb xbox360 w/3month live on best buy
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Microsoft+-+Xbox+360+250GB+Holiday+Bundle+with+Fable+III+and+Halo%3A+Rea
ch/1069212.p?id=1218216740587&skuId=1069212

You are all smalltime

>>118082623

...oh>>118082623

>>118082530

lol

It's on the bottom of the dildo, so you can stick it to something flat and smooth, like the side of a shower or whatever

>>118081928
k bro c u at reddit

>>118081816
I can handle the preheat, but how long does cleaning and drying take?

>>118082404

Hahaha.. Yeah..

No.

>>118082735
>ladies
>vaginas

>>118082049
Circumference : 13.25inch

>>118081893
Gay men, yes. You only stick things up your ass to imagine some big burly black man is tearing your tiny white ass up. Thinking otherwise is moronic.

>>118082227
>I just got one

Give it a couple uses, kid. You'll grow tired eventually. Then you'll say to yourself "That anon was telling the truth".

Also, spit? Poor form, my boy.

>>118082651

That's a pretty good deal.

Do you think it's worth it to pick up a 360 these days? I think the only game Im interested in for consoles is Dark Souls.

>>118082404
>joke

>>118082818
if you say so

>>118082818
I imagine a big sexy white woman, stop projecting.

>>118082775
>>118082775
Like five seconds to wash out and I don't even let it air dry I stick a ton of paper towels in the cap and leave it overnight

>>118082735
>dragons
>not having to do with video games
>not imagining skyrim dragons mounting your while using dragon dildo
>not video game related

>>118082652
Man, imagine if you went into that thing backwards.

>>118082735
>comes to /v/ for the videogames

Easy way to sot someone who came here from a site like gamefaqs, gaia or reddit.

fags...

>>118082404

>Waifu
>Fake

Anyone have that 3 post long letter Komeiji wrote for azusa on her birthday? He even baked a cake for her.

>>118082404
You.. You must be new here... Go! Flee from this place while yous till can! For all too soon... IT WILL BE TO LATE.

>>118082998
more like on the dragon dildos

>>118082049

>>118082524
Sometimes I miss being normal...

>>118082818
>>118082818
>>118082818
no

the pressure on the prostate is what feels good

stick something up there that vibrates and then fap as usual as you watch porn

prepare for a super orgasm.

>>118082404
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4pIgf3ZUyA
Waifus have been mentioned
Must be posted

>>118083141
EW DUDE THAT'S GAY

>>118083224
suck my cock, DUDE

>>118082818
>use a dragon dildo
>imagine getting pounded by a black guy
You don't really get it, do you

>>118082979
>It's okay if I take it up the ass, it's a woman with a strap-on so I'm still 110% straight
Oh you delusional cakeboys...

>>118082404

im 15 and what is this

>not imagining a bangaa
>2011

mfw Postage and Import VAT cost more than the price of a dragon dildo.

>>118082524
I don't even remember being normal.

I forget what its like without the captcha ;_;

>>118083291
>saying that while fucking a hairy blob that looks like a man

>>118083370

I Imagine being anally attacked by a large feral beast, like a horse or minotaur

>>118083323
>whn

>>118083103
>>118083103
>>118083103

Holy shit, I remember that. Bump for screenshots

>mfw if it wasn't for Savonarola homosexuality would be much widely accepted

>>118083755
>admitting dragon dildos is homosexual

>this whole thread

Oh /v/.

>yfw

>>118083561
Look for a game called 'corruption of champions'. Text based of course. Go into the mountains. I dare you.


>john ceedoubs

Where are they john?

>>118083827
>implying it isn't
>implying it is a problem

Three years ago I was visiting rightwing sites and was the biggest homophobe I know
Now I can't even reach orgasm without someone pounding me in the ass

If a woman fingers you that is certainly not gay, why is it different if she uses a dildo

Enjoy the prostate cancer peasants

>>118083958

THEY KNOW

>>118083958

HAHAHAHA

Oh shit, that's is fucking priceless.

>>118083979
THE POWER OF 4CHAN

>>118083979

that is... actually kind of hot

>>118083969
>mfw /v/ knows about CoC

Fuck anal stimulation. I tried it once. Came so hard my head started hurting. That can't be good.

>>118083958
In b4 Bad Dragon starts giving us shout-outs like Notch did.

>>118084302
>Came so hard my head started hurting. That can't be good.

It is a well-known disease

it is called love

I got a fleshlight too.

Fucking loved it.

Then i ended up not using it for more than a year, it's rotting in my closet and i'll dispose of it whenever i can.

Know why i loathe it?

Not cleaning up, no. The smell. The fucking smell. It's not the smell of my cum or anything. It's the shit they make those goddamn traps with. It's just a fucking horrible smell. It gets stronger with use, but the smell is always there, that particular scent, even when you unwrap it.

Fuck fleshlights (in b4 puns)

I'll probably get a tenga eventually, they probably don't have that horrible, horrible smell.

>>118083979
...dude.
What sites?

How does one get converted like that...

>>118084334
Like their post with the IRL "Skyrim CE" wasn't enough proof already

>>118084456
>>>/v/

What would your mother think of you, anon.

>>118084302
Give a rookie advice. I want to get a very anonymous prostate stimulator because i want the whole thing to be less gay as possible. Also, what to use to clean my ass so i don't smear shit over the thing?

>dragons

>>118084459
WAIT WHAT?

>>118084574

give your self an enema before each session, I usually use a water bottle to squirt the water

also uses sometype of non-oil based lubricant, surprisingly spit works very well as anal lubricant

>>118084456
Local ultranationalist rambling blogs and "news" sites.

It was probably 4chan and other sites like this. It made me much more liberal, understanding, I got fond of literature, good cinema, started hating my old self and my old friends and mentality like hell. And realized I also like getting pounded in the ass

>>118084574
Enema

>2011
>dragon dildos
ISHYgaysDDT

>Stick vibrator up ass
>Orgasm feels normal

What am I doing wrong? Is my prostate fucked?

>>118084619
They made a 1 day sale where every toy was available in a Skyrim color.
This picture without words was on the page also

why do these costs so much?

>mfw /a/'s spammer is slapping shit from this thread into random threads and it sounds like the creepiest shit ever

>>118084619
It wasn't them. He's trolling.

>>118084740
Oh look, it's a normalfag.
Are you lost, normalfag?

Was this meme started by the owner? This place must have made him rich by now.

>>118084806
Wait what?

>>118084800

they last for a long time, I think its up to 10 or 15 years

>>118084835
>implying I'm a normalfag

>>118084574
Never done this myself, but advice I've been given is to use a douche of sorts to enema yourself in the shower, should clean you out nicely, just keep doing it until only water comes out. Go easy at first with the dildo, use the smallest one. Hell, use a sharpie at first, takes a while to get used to anything large.. .well, at least without a huge amount of pain.

>>118084754
Vibrators don't do nothing, the stimulation comes from insertion and stretching.

>>118084849
You don't need to be rich when you're already rolling in dildos.

>>118084800
Surprisingly, dragon dildos are niche market

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqrgfhYMjAA
MEANWHILE AT BAD DRAGON ENTERPRISES

I actually legitimately feel sorry for the anons who waste their money on these. I'm so sorry anon.

>>118084864
/a/ has a spammer that ban evades by pulling posts from other boards and spams them everywhere.

A ton of them are now dragon dildo related with no context at all because he's pulling from here

>>118084720
>>118084720

Am I the only one who doesn't enema himself before using the toys? It's not like there's much of anything in your colon unless you're needing to shit right away, plus you can watch it all after.

You said there would be deals

Dragoness is still $125

>>118085016
Looks like accelafag upgraded

>>118085089

*wash it off after

>>118085016
pretty sure he can't evade bans like that, probably using a high number of proxies

>>118085089
I usually just finger and rinse for a minute and that clears out everything.

>>118084800
High demand, low supply

They are uniquely made too

>15
>love things in my ass
>fingers aren't very long, can't reach my prostate well
>can't find any object to use as a dildo
>live in ohio where it would be impossible to find a bf
>live with parents so i couldn't hide, let alone order a dildo
Wat do?

>>118085089
I just put a condom over it

>wanting to be fucked by a male dragon
>claiming you're not gay

anyone know where to get a cheap fleshlight?

>>118085313
do what i did
use your moms.

>>118085359
i'll sell you one used

>>118085313

fast forward 4 years and be me.

>>118085359
Well Tenga has these disposable egg thingies, they're like $3

>>118082652

oh god, i would live inside of that thing if i could

>>118085313
Ask your uncle

mfw ima make a dragon dildo site and sell them for half the price and make hueg profit

>>118085561
It kills you

I tried a few things up there once, but didn't feel anything.
I think my prostate is broken.

>>118085313
>>live in ohio where it would be impossible to find a bf
>gays arent in ohio

you dumb faggot

>$125

As a ponyfucker I felt obligated to check, but this is just too much

>>118085626
Maybe because you are a woman

>>118085626
Got to search arround. Should be along the wall closest to your dick inside your ass. Another way to stimulate your prostate is to rub your 'perinum', or that strip of skin between your balls and your ass.

>>118084772
What is the coca cola for ?

>>118077012
>$78.83 USD
Small time

>>118085721
Degenerate

>>118085852

Use your imagination.

>>118085853
>dragon fleshlight

fucking moron, waste of money

>>118085852
The original was a spoof of a genera Skyrim fan

Drinks soda, likes dragon dildos, and is dark'n'edgy to own a a fancy fantasy goblet

And to putin your ass

I ordered the fleshlight shaped like a dog pussy the other day. Mines 'husky pink' though. Not sure what I'm going to do with it when it gets here...

>>118086022
How is buying a dragon fleshlight a waste?

Now he can be the Dovakiin anytime he wants irl

>>118085852
Shit makes you thirsty.
Also size comparison.

>>118085695
Wat?
I mean, I know a couple flamboyantly gay guys, but no chill gay bros.
Not that those would exist anywhere;_;

>>118086076
Masturbate?

>Get off work
>check the steam sales
>go on /v/
>this thread

What the fuck did I walk into?

>>118086076
Put it on the mantle.

>>118086114
It is the same as a normal flashlight, the difference is not worth it

Only the dildos

>>118085313
get a prepaid credit card from wal-mart, just order your shit and if your mom asks tell her its video games. thats how I got my dog dildo when I was your age and it worked just fine.

>>118086222
Dildos are kinda gay tho

>>118085313
You're quite fucked.

>>118085853
>Not above $100 USD
How dare you.

>waiting for the sale to start
>some guy I like messages me on Steam at 2 minutes until the coupons become usable
>tell him to fuck off for a moment, I'm buying something from a sale
>him: "ooh get me one too"
>me: "bro, you don't want one"
>him: "why's that"
>me: "secret. can't tell you"
>sale goes up, click click click, ~$80 has been sent to Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc.
>steam messenger is flashing from his messages
>him "Tellll meeeeee"
>screenshot the order page on the BD website, send it to him
>he gets mad and tells me that if I have to rely on something unreal that doesn't even love me I'm a sad human being
>me: "I don't see any alternatives. Only dick available to me currently is my own, and I'm no contortionist"
>him: "you could always ask, you know"
>ask
>he says yes.
>he's driving to my apartment now

And I thought buying a dragon dildo would only increase my lonely-levels.

>>118082404
>waifus on /a/
you must be new here friend.

>>118086331
nothing gay about anal pleasure

>>118086076

the real thing is still better

nothing beats the sound of pussy juices spilling out from a dog's cunt, and then running down your cock

can someone buy me a dragon dildo

>>118086485
agreed

plus my dog was free

love you madonna :3

Why would you want to stretch out assholes out so much?

Don't you want to be tight for Mr Perfect when he comes along?

>>118086580
yea sure whats your address

>>118086385
He doesn't exist

>>118086385
Wow.jpg

>>118086485
>>118086619
never change /v/

>>118086385
Remember pics or it didnt happen

>>118086385
What are you doing on /v/ posting this.
Go get ready.

>>118086385
Dragon dildos save the day!

>>118086385
make sure he is clean

>>118086385
HA HA HA OH WOW.

Holy shit I love this thread

>>118086385
Stream that shit.

Its good to know that every board probably has its own deep dark secrets.

>>118086385
he wants to fuck.jpg

this is like the most active thread on /v/

>>118086385
Put a camera in your bedroom, then upload it and send it to his friends who don't exist just like your buttbuddy. Enjoy your horsecock

>>118086988
no shit
/v/ just leaves it's "deep dark secrets" out in the open for all to see

>>118086385

Either you're a faggot who makes up shit stories or you're a faggot for not telling that whiny cunt to fuck off and stop being a bitch.

Anyway, Frisky Ferals is awesome, just thought I'd share. :3

>>118087061
BD threads are the best threads, you didn't know this? It's like the planets aligning, except /v/ converges into this thread and talks about dildos peacefully.

>>118087061

Everyone loves dragon dildos.

>>118086988
/sp//v//a/rtan here
You don't want to know what /sp/'s is.

>>118086385
Ask him to pretend to be dragon for you

>>118086385
At least post pics of him coming to your house.

also
>213 posts 69 images

Wow....this is....

>>118086404
As i'm the guy interested in prostatic stimulation, i have to agree.

But getting a dildo shaped like a dragon's dick to do that?

No man. That's pretty gay.

>>118087347

I bet its not worse then admitting that you have causal sex with your own dog, see >>118086485

>>118087347
Tell us~

>>118086385
Prepare your anus
literally
captcha: aoktic penalization

>Dragon vaginas are 125 dollars
:(

>>118087347
Soccer?

>2011
>not using tenga eggs

>>118087409
this gif never fails to crack me up


brb dogcock

>>118087554
I FUCKING LOL'D

and nowadays we have a nazi mod so we don't see too many of them anymore but... traps

>>118087623

YOU REAL NAME IS LIGHT BLUE RECTANGLE?

DUDE, SMALL WORLD, THATS ME NAME TOO!

>>118087623
Do you really think he is gay and he is coming over?

If I had a cent for every time we joked around gay sex with my internet friends I'd e a millionaire

He is thinking you were joking with ad Dragon, and then he started joking too

>>118087446

Hey, I'm not gay, but the thought of being anally pounded by a dragon as he makes me his bitch... over and over again until I'm a moaning heap is pretty hot. No homo.

>>118087623

So you are a faggot for not slapping his shit, good to know.

>>118087662
So the same as /v/'s and every other board for that matter

Woopdiedoo

>>118087446
>shoving anything up your as for anal pleasure
>not gay
pick one.

These threads used to be jokes

>>118087662

Bet you get lots of pony traps.

>>118087868
3d traps

>>118087879
They never were

>>118086651
The rest of it is him getting analpained, me comforting him, him apologizing for getting analpained, me telling him it's okay, him saying that he feels so bad he just wants to cuddle with me, me telling him that would be awesome, and then him saying that as soon as he picks some stuff up, he'll be over. He just got back to this apartment with stuff, should be leaving in a few minutes to come over.

>>118087782
"If I had a cent for every time we joked around with gay sex with my internet friends I'd be a millionaire"

Goddamn i lold

>>118087623
dude.
nice.

>>118087945
OH MAN SO EDGY

yes, every other board has 3d trap threads, go back to /sp/ and watch some narrated gay sex

>>118087982
wat

>>118087791
If you want anything in your ass, you are. fucking. gay.

>>118087876
gay = being attracted to men

gay =/= enjoying anal pleasure

>>118087782

The real question is, would you buy a draggin' dildos with that million dollars?

>>118088133
Fine, be faggots. My steam games are done anways.

>>118087982
I want the part where he says he'll come over to sex you

Has anyone bought a Bruiser yet?
I'm very curious about it, I'm debating if I should buy a small, that way I have something to work up to my medium David to knot it.

>>118088203
>gay = something I'm afraid to admit I am

>not gay =/= gay things I usually do

>>118088190

No, it's not gay. I just find the concept of a dragon forcing me down and using me for his pleasure hot.

>>118088190

What if I want you in my ass?

>>118088203
As a gay guy, I say you're a faggot.

>>118087982
>Telling the guy you like that you're buying a dragon dildo
Okay, your relationship had to be closer than "just some guy you liked". No fucking way can you go from 0 to "i'll be over in a half hour to fuck and cuddle" unless you were pretty close.

>>118088203
But dragon dildos == gay?

>>118088440
gay

gay

gay

>>118088482
You're a fag though, so what do you know?

Archive for dragon dildos helping /v/ find true love.
chanarchive.org

>>118088440

Why a dragon, though?

>>118088590
About faggotry. I'm an expert. You're a huge faggot.

>>118087724
>>118087782
>>118087791
Sorry, deleted my post because I suddenly became very afraid that my name was in the image linked in the chat.
>>118087982
Now I'm confused and cant remember if I deleted it and someone else reuploaded or what.

>>118087782
We've done shit with erps and stuff before, plus I know his most recent boyfriend pretty well. Neither of us are actually gay, we're both bisexual actually.

>>118087791
Sorry, he's a wolf furry and prefers to be the alpha-male often. I'm pretty beta and also a bit masochistic, so I don't mind.

I am only buying dragon dildos, and training my ass for the good of you people

That way when the dragons come back to take over the lands I can save the world with my butt

>>118088708
Well he is an expert.

>>118088517
it's just a dildo I don't see whats the big deal

>>118086385
that's adorable

yawn

>>118088757

No difference between the deleted picture and the new one.

Deleting doesn't help against thread updaters and image preloaders anyway.

>>118088757
>Wolf furry
>Alpha
you've got yourself a keeper :3c

>black friday at bd - 40% off
>already have a bunch of toys
>holy fuck 40% off--
>black colour only
Fuck that.
Black is the worst BD colour of all time.
No highlights, no fades, nothing. Just black.
If I want something huge stuck up my ass, it better be pretty, sparkly, or both.

>/v/ complains about price of vidya
>Buys $60 worth of dragon dildos

Do they send dildos overseas?
Is there a poste restante delivery option?
Poste restante means that my package will wait for me in the nearest post office - it won't be delivered straight to my home.

>>118087724

>>118088888
>Them quints

>>118088979
You can't pirate love.

>>118078350
>he has monthly fees
>he uses a shitty bank instead of a credit union

laughing whores

>>118085313
not very creative are you

Disposable Suction Dildo
>plunger (clean)
>socks 2-4
>2 balloons
>tape
>prolly wanna use condoms (or latex gloves)

> 1>roll socks over plunger handle,
> 2>tape socks to handle at the base
> 4>snip seal off of one balloon, snap over the head area, creating a 'tip'
> 3 >fully stretch second balloon down shaft and tape it

when you're finished, disassemble the dildo:
chuck the balloons and tape out
keep the socks, store plunger in a place where no one will use it to clean toilets

You're welcome faggot

>>118077554
Get one of those visa gift cards.

Guys, Guys

What if we came up with a dragon dildo controller, it would function like a wire-less joystick and be powered by your internal body heat, you would control by inserting it into your ass and wiggling your butt around to turn and such and the testicles would be the buttons

Sometimes....well I just don't know. Fuck you /v/

>>118088934
I got the David because I wanted it to remind me of him.

I wish I could. Not for a while though. Gettin' da dog one
Then I can imagine a sexy herm bitch railing me. Awww yeah

This is really awful. Makes you think about the people you see everyday. One of them could be you.

Just spent 95 euro on a silicone werewolf cock
I have no regrets.

>>118089127
speechless

>>118088552

It's not gay. It's just a fantasy. Not gay at all.

>>118088625

I just find them hot. They're powerful, sexy beasts. OK, this might be sounding a bit gay at this point.

>>118089281
>herm bitch railing you
blog.flexiblesurvival.com

I don't want to see you back on /v/ until your penis is bloody and raw.

sage for /v/arka

goddamit I bet he's in this thread

>>118089360

A bit gay? You're waaayyyy past ponies at this point.

>>118087879
Dragon dildos are not a laughing matter.
No one jokes about them.

>>118089360
That was pretty fuckin gay

>>118089360
niggayougay.jpg

>>118085313
Rent a PO box. They're fucking cheap.
Have a backpack? Create a false bottom in it. Hell, make a false bottom in anything. I'm sure you have old boxes of vidya you could stuff a dildo in.

The hard part isn't getting/hiding it, it's finding a chance to clean it in boiling water.

>>118089417
That would be cool.
Hey, Varka, even though you're an attention whore, I really appreciate your work in getting me off. It's like I can feel your hands on my penis every time I visit e621.

>>118088764
Your body is not prepared.

real small dragon dongs are actually the size of the large dildo depictions

>>118087879
You just thought they were

Now you know they're not

The next step is a phallic object up the ass

After that you're one of us

>>118089360

No, that's pretty much as gay as gay gets. Just start fapping to gay dragon porn and venture down the path.

Trust me. I did and I have some of the best orgasms now.

>>118089360

A bit gay? Son, you're full blown gay.

>>118089572

Seems like standing there over a pot of boiling water, dragon dildo floating around in it, is a good time that the question "Where is my life going" would pop up.

>Dragon Dildo thread
>281 posts and 80 image replies omitted.

/v/ is so full of faggots it's unreal.

Sold out in, what, 3 minutes? 10% off just makes a pretty little dent in the delivery costs, so fuck it.

By the way, Zeta Creations are having a 20% off sale, and their prices are quite a bit lower to begin with. I already have a hyena and an equine junior from back when they did gel toys, they are fucking amazing. Been thinking about getting some different sized pony toys.

Also, for fleshlights, go to en-nls.com and get some good ones. Ona Pits are cheap, cheerful, and better than tenga eggs, the Mach 3 is a little better, and the Mo-Musume is godly. The Octopus Girl pots are nice, about as good as the Mach 3, but they have a terrible oily smell.

>>118089360

although the "wanting to get your ass pounded" is pretty gay, you just have a fetish for sexual relations with powerful things.

>>118089639

Been there.

...just not with anything from BD. They open up anything coming from the US when I receive it here. Getting my MFLB was awkward enough.

>>118089698
>not having a public and a private life.

bump limit
mods seem to like these threads

>>118081545
Get a locked box put some masking tape over the top and write on it "Stool and Blood samples for future cloning". She won't open it much less ask you about it.

I'm sorta tempted to get some kind of Tenga-type masturbator, something I could wash in my bathroom sink without too much effort, but I don't want to pay more than $50 for it.

>>118089264
D'aww :3
I haven't seen my furry sex toy in a while~
Well I've got pictures and videos of him, d'ohoho

I'm curious. how much are the dragon vaginas?

>>118089890
The mods on /v/ are horrible

Yet, they are great.

>Your order will be sent within a brown, generic box with a standard shipping label attatched. Generally it will show that it is sent from an actual person's name (e.g. "Jan Mulders") and not the Bad Dragon company name to help maintain your privacy.

Nice of them.

>>118089698
Oddly enough I've found that 4am is the perfect time to boil them.
It only takes 5-10 minutes, and you just drop the fucker in.

If you've got some spare time, it's worth boiling them, letting them cool down a bit, and then using them. They'll be warm, but not hot. A warm dick up the ass is exactly what these are supposed to be used for.

>>118090003
Like 80 bucks

>this whole fucking thread

>>118090003

125 Dollars US currency, same goes for the husky and mare versions as well

You do get to colorize them however you want and they come with lube

>>118085313
Central Ohio?

>>118089427
>>118089505
>>118089567
>>118089675

OK it's gay. There, are you happy now?

>>118089649

Actually I have over 2gb of scaly porn, most of which is gay and in fact I paid for Frisky Ferals season 1 yesterday. It's a bit late to say that in other words.

>>118089750

It is a bit. I'm not interested in human males, but scalies... oh yes.

>Black Friday

Is this some kind of Americanese Christmas for niggers?

I hide mine in an old computer case under my bed.

Where do you keep your dragon dildos, /v/?

>>118089931
Fleshlight is selling their sex in a can for $40.

>>118090003
125USD unless you get them on sale. Mine was 87 USD because it was a flop.
I don't know if other fleshlights are reusable, but this one fully is. Completely worth it - the insides even stay lubed up for a day or two.

>>118090410
Ummm your supposed to clean it

>>118090153
Maybe I'll just get one of those shitty eggs from dealextreme then.

>>118090333

Old 360 box.

>>118090410
I hope you're not implying that you don't wash it out.

>>118089931

http://en-nls.com/pict1-22255
http://en-nls.com/pict2-27233

Both of these are good, and they can be flipped inside out for easy cleaning.

>fucking a rubber dragon anus
>with a giant rubber dragon dildo up your ass
>while you gargle on lube

>"Don't worry guys, it's not gay - I just need the anal stimulation to reach my point of orgasm!"

>>118090488
I clean mine every other day, just because I fap so much with it that it'd be a hassle otherwise.

>>118090617
They dont sell dragon anuses

>>118090706
That's stupid.
Why doesn't BD sell 20lbs of dragon ass.

>>118090327

its a marketing term, all year round the buisnesses are "in the red" because they are constantly breaking even or losing money by buying new products and merchandise, they are "in the black" now because they are finally making a profit

it is also full of cheap discounts and sales

>>118090319

>It is a bit. I'm not interested in human males, but scalies... oh yes.

I remember when I said that too.
Now I have a folder with 1k pictures of girly guys crossdressing

Average males do nothing for me, same with...well, anything that doesn't dress like a girl. Furry porn is a gateway. Well, it was for me at least.

Didn't the guy who started this shit get killed a little while ago?

>>118090706

>>118090410
>fleshlights are reusable
in what context? You mean if you don't wash it? That's disgusting, you're suppose to wash your fleshlights after each use (and most of them are a pain in the ass). I recommend a tenga fliphole because it can split the fleshlight in half making it extremely easy to wash and ensure you've cleaned each spot.

But for the most part, fleshlights aren't the best toy in the workd. You can get more pressure with your hand and you aren't moving a big hunk of materials over your dick, so it isn't as straining.

>>118090805

Sounds a lot like me

>>118090843

the BD ones are simple because they are just ornate sleeves, just run water over and through the hole and you are done