ads

Better be a dragon cock son

Dragon dildo, dragon dildo, and a dragon dildo. I'm calling it.

Or a copy of Skyrim I guess.

>>116677909
Dragon Dildo
Dragon Lube
Skyrim

Dragon dildo, Huge dragon dildo, And a copy of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for Xbox 360. I'm calling it right the fuck now.

Let's see what's in that envelope then.

One of them is probably Zerda.

Dragon dildo.
Dragon dildo.
Inflatable dragon dildo.

Patrick Bateman poster?

Dragon dildo, dragon dildo, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Open the smaller box

>>116678389 Xbox 360

You disgust me.

>>116678426

Envelope it is.

Dragon dildo, 20 lbs. of pussy and ass, skyrim

Dragon dildo
Dragon dildo
Dragon dildo:Skyrim edition

Open the envelope, get whatever shit-tier crap is in there out of the way so we can enjoy the other two packages

I havent been in a real dragon dildo thread yet, DONT DISSAPPOINT OP

>>116678869
>20 pounds of pussy and ass

Oh god i completely forgot about that

>>116678866
You might as well have taken the whole thing out, we can see Elder Scrolls, right there.

>>116678983
Thats surprising, every other unboxing thread is a dragon dildo, or bad dragon product

>>116678983
I've been in FOUR.
Fuck you noob!

>>116678866

>Skyrim

Enjoy your shitty game

Okay, which next?

smallest box

>>116679142
Big package.

>>116679142
>skyrim job

>>116679225
This.

>preorder Skyrim off Amazon
>pay for first class delivery (royal mail)
>gets dispatched at 5pm today
Is there any chance ill get it tomorrow?

>>116679142
o wow i love games that suck too op

smaller box

Open the fragile one

>>116678866
Alright, now off to the dildos, OP.

>>116679281
>>116679225
thirded

>>116679292

^

>>116679202
Okay then, here goes.

Oh boy somebody else on /v/ bought skyrim!

Get to the dildos dammit!

Open the small box

>>116677909
You have to save the biggest box for last. Have none of you fuckers ever opened things before?

>>116679283

Yeah, Royal Mail is pretty damn good these days.

>skyrim

Fuck this thread

>>116679142
>pc
good man

>>116679369
>twenty eight pounds of pussy and tax

>>116679369
>filename

>>116679369

28 english pounds..I doubt this is a dragon dildo.

Oh my

Yeah, erm we don't really give a fuck about skyrimming, just get to the dildos already

>>116679542
Wh...wait......no....it can't be

>>116679542
tell-tale dragon dildo wrapping

better not be what i think it is

>>116679526
>>116679542

WELP.

>>116679542
OH GOD THAT'S THE PAPER THEY PACK THE DILDOS IN!

WE'VE GOT A WINNER!

>>116679542
>Purple paper

It's dragon dildos.

>>116679542
No fucking way

You'll not be disappointed.

>>116679542
Bracing for dragon dildo

>>116679542

Firing up chanarchive now.

>>116679659

DRAGON VAGINA

>>116679659
Close enough.

>>116679659
MOTHER FUCKER >Zelda sound
YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>116679659
is that a dragon vagina?

>>116679659
wut

>>116679659

>filename

GET TO THE LAST PARCEL NOW PLEASE

>>116679659
WHAT

>>116679659
>>116679659
>>116679659
>>116679659
>>116679659
>>116679659

>>116679659
YES. YES.

>>116679659
Uhh...

Dragon Fleshlight?

>Dragon Vagina

What?
Where's the dildo?

>>116679659
>dragon vagina
what a faggot

Who the fuck wants vagina

Hell yeah, it's the golden dragon pussy.

>>116679659

I swear you fucking faggots just buy these things to make threads.

>>116679283
There was an an entire top gear episode about the Royal Mail service.
It's efficient as fuck.

>>116679659

>>116679659

>>116679659
DIRECTED BY M.NIGHT SHAMALAMADING-DONG.

>>116679659
THE BIG ONE, DO THE BIG ONE.

WELL SHEYYYT...
I guess someone actually did prepare for Skyrim!

>>116679816
Videos of it in action, now.

Furrys

>>116679659
>Dragon vagina

Next package is a dragon dildo, I'm calling it.

>>116679659
>your dads face when his son is a degenerate
>yfw your dad is a frog

>>116679659

THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!

>>116679816
the next one should be the dragon dildo with batteries then

So the Skyrim Collector's Edition comes in two packages?

>>116679816
What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>116679816
What's the red thing for?

I'm no expert in dragon vaginas OP.

>>116679819
I would.

>>116679816
finally an anon delivers. sort of.

>Expect dragon dildo
>Get dragon vagina
>Actually disappointed

What have you done to me /v/?

A wise man once wonderd if there are vidya unboxings on the bad dragon fora.

Best thread in a LONG while.

dragon vagina.

glorious, OP.

>OP's face in a few months when he has all the greatest dragon sex mods installed and finally puts his dragon pussy to use

>>116679976
It not as weird as the dragon didlo, trust me

Vote 1/5

You now realize that there seems to be people rich enough to have money, to buy a embarrassing, big dragon dildo or vagina, not actually wanting to use it, but still ordered that just to show off and unpack it for /v/.

>>116679659
This pleases Pinkie Pie.

>How do you kill that which has no life

ect.

It's been a while since a real dragon dildos/vagina thread. That other box better be the dildo. I can't recall anyone ever getting both at once.

Well, OP? Where's the video of it in action?

Could someone post the Skyrim collector's edition image with the dragon dildo? Could have sworn I saved it, but it's nowhere to be found.

Time for the large package, OP. Don't let us down.

>this thread

Do the big box!
DO it do it!

Today OP was not a faggot.

>>116680150
>not wanting to use it

BULL FUCKING SHIT

where's OP?
did his parents walk in the room or something?

I don't even know where to begin opening this big fucker.


>>116679905
http://videos.toypics.net/search/Dragoness/

Go nuts

>>116679978
Sample disk, so you can feel for yourself what certain hardnesses of dragon dildos feel like.

Hurry up and open the last box, faggot.

>>116680187
THIS.
WE DON'T CARE IF YOUR PENIS IS SMALL AND UNAPPEALING.
LETS SEE THE BAD BOY AT WORK!

I see they upgraded the collectors edition for Skyrim to the /v/ edition.

Oh god that big box better be a thick rubber dragon dong or I will NOT be happy.

I mean, seriously, who buys a dragon VAGINA? What are you, some kind of faggot?

THE BOX!
THE BOX!

THE BIG BOX! DO IT!

>>116680273
Cut it.

>>116680273

oh boy oh boy OH BOY

Open the next box. And please send a video of yourself fucking that dragon pussy.

This thread displeases The Emperor.

OP WHEN YOUR DONE TAKE A PICTURE OF EVERYTHING TOGETHER!!!!

>>116680273
>tubes
its Dragon Dildos

>>116680273
>fragile
Glass draon dildo?

>>116680403
No it doesn't you dragon cunt.

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXX

toasting in epic bread

>inb4 OP unboxes a dragon dildo and uses it to penetrate the draqon vagina, tearing a rip in reality and transporting him to the elemental plane of dragon dildos

Good on you OP

>>116679816
I'm late to the party, what did i..

good god

well played

what in fucks name is going on right now

Make the dick and the pussy fuck

Posting in golden dragon vagina thread.

the box!

>this thread

Oh lawdy best unboxing thread in awhile

BOX

>>116680600
Op is gonna play Skyrim while fucking a silicon dragon vagina.

BAWKSES

Just fucking rip and tear.

well played OP, well played

>>116680273
fragile, must be italian

and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA

durgan dildo and durgan vagina

If dubs, you must film yourself using it!

>>116680731
FRAGILE INDEED

>>116680591
They aren't dragons, they're renard's sharks

>>116680731

Wow that thing must be super fragile

>>116680731
no fucking way
could it really be?

>>116680731
>532 KB
>nondescript white box
that HAS to be something lewd

>>116680591
Where can I get shark vaginas?

captcha ate my pic

>>116680731
Portable dragon dildo?

>>116680731

>>116680731
>filename should be "huge dildo"

>mfw it's a glass replica of his dragon waifu

>>116680731
Interesting... Continue.

>>116680731
>Ordering a bong

>>116680731
Wait, is it the Dee Dee Dee Plate?

>>116679816
>>116679816

dildo dildo dildo dildo

>>116680731
Dat bubble wrap.

Put the dildo in the fleshlight.

>>116680731
It's the...
It's the...
Oh God it really is

>>116680731
Bracing for impact

>>116680870

>>116680731
GLASS DRAGON DILDO

could it be pussy and ass?

>>116680739

i love you

No purple paper this time, chaps.

Hey guys, whats going on in this thread?

>>116680731
OPEN IT FAGGOT.

Square box = Dragon dildo
Round wrapped box = Dragon fist + lube
Flat package = Inflatable dragon dildo

FUCKING OP POST ALREADY

>>116680955
Welp
Someone just won the internet.
Time to pack it in.

>>116681013
Soon

OH GOD I'M SO EXCITED

IS THIS REAL LIFE

>>116681013
THE TENSION IS KILLING ME
OP FOR FUCKS SAKE OPEN IT

>>116681013

Just a cool dragon goblet, is all.

inb4 404

>>116681013
A human dildo? Boring.

>>116681013

>>116681013
FUUUUUUUCK

>>116681013
>item no. DRG 173
>no. DRG
>DRG
>DRAGON
>DRAGON DILDOS

>>116681081

WHAT THE SHIT THAT'S SO AMAZING

>>116681013
>ITEM NO DRG173 is written on the box
confirmed dragon dildo

>>116681081

>>116681081
boring

>>116681081
Genious!

>>116681081
Not bad. Now take a photo of all of them together

>>116681081

>>116681081
It's beautiful

>>116681014

>>116681081
Neat

>>116681118
oh, lordy, lordy

>>116681081
Well that's fucking gay.

>>116681081

>>116681081
Oh, okay.
>everythingwentbetterinexpeditions.jpg

>>116681081
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>116681081
please take a picture of everything together

>>116681081

>>116681081
>>116681081
>>116681081
>>116681081
>>116681081
>>116681081

>>116681081

nice....is it a dildo

>>116681081
Not even dissapoint. This was a good ride.

>>116680731
OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN
OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN
OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN

>>116681081
wait thats not a dildo.

OP confirmed for classy as fuck

>>116681081
hehe...that's nice

>>116681081
Does it come filled with dragon semen?

>>116681081
All that build up for nothing.

>>116681140
I'm gonna need sauce on that pic for scientific purposes.

Calling it.

http://www.amazon.com/LG-AGS110-3D-Shutter-Glasses/dp/B004GJ0EEI/ref=pd_sbs_e_1

link to OP's goblet

>>116681081
Special dragon cup that can be rearranged to make a black dragon dildo.
Calling it.

>>116680216
Please?

>>116681081
mfw

Put goblet in pussy

>>116681081
Looks nice, but it's no dragon dildo.

>>116681081
Picture of goblet in dragon vag NOW

>>116681081
Well that's a bit anti-climatic

>>116681281

slowpoke.jpg

Photo of everything together.

>three packages
>Only one is a bad dragon item
>It's not a dragon dildo

Very disappointing, would not use again. 3/10

>>116681081
hahahaahaha
oh god what the fuck am i looking at , take a pic of yourself with you fucking the fleshlight and drinking from the golblet . you will be crowned the king of /wee/

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS, LISTEN

LISTEN GUYS

THE GOBLET

THE GOBLET IS WHERE

WHERE HE'LL EMPTY THE DILDO INTO

take a picture of it all together, caption it with "SKYRIM: MY BODY IS READY"

Some faggot's gonna post this on Reddit, I just know it.

TAKE A PIC OF EVERYTHING TOGETHER

>>116679659
gaping dragon.jpg

>>116680955
Oh man, they actually sent those things out?

>>116681081
My disappointment in you is endless. You could have had something great.

>>116681452

>drinking from your dragon goblet
>playing a dragon born in skyrim
>taking breaks to have sex with your dragon pussy

livin' large

>>116681484
>>116681462
>>116681343
>>116681194
>>116680414

Waiting for the inevitable thread with the skyrim collectors edition including a dragon dildo. Surely someone will do it.

>>116681524

Kinda wish it was a dildo.


for the lolz

That's all I had to unbox, but do you wanna know what I keep in my closet?

>>116681081
Oh.

Well alright then. See you tomorrow, Frank.

I see you got the extra exclusive Bad dragon edition OP. Lets hope those mods come out soon.

>>116681599
holy shit I haven't seen that squirrel since like 8th grade.

if it was a dildo you could use it to fuck the vag

>>116681691

Oh you genius fucker, YES.

>>116681691
Oh boy, here we go again

>>116681691
Oh gosh.

>>116681691
Sure. Why not.

>>116681691
yes please

>>116681691

Oh SHIT!!!

ohboyherewego

>>116681691

>>116681691

ib4 clothes and dildos

and games

>>116681691
That stack of Gundam...

>>116681691
BILLIONS
OF
DRAGON
DILDOS

>>116681691


IT BEGINS

>>116681691
More than anything in the world...

>>116681462
DO IT

You will.

Never.

Guess.

What's in there.

>>116681691
There better not be a dildo in there

Can we archive this?

>>116681691
20 lbs of Pussy and Ass?

>>116681691
>dat gundam
>dat goblet
op confirmed for classy

>>116679142
>GFW
>Steamworks
Why do they do that?

OPEN THE CLOSET!

Calling it now.


Dildo closet.

>>116681849

>>116681691
inb4 a collection of dildos and fleshlights

>>116681691

>>116681849
WHAT THE HELL

>>116681849
>xenogon

I am dissapointed.

>>116681691

>>116681849
tenta dildo

>>116681691
OH SHIT YES WE DO

>>116681691
>GUNDAM SEED
Go and kill yourself I FUCKING HATE YOU.
Lot's of love /m/

>>116681849
>THE LEGENDS WERE TRUE.jpg

Haha, brilliant.

>>116681849
What's in that other box?

And then by the side of my closet.

>>116681849
Now, TAKE A PICTURE WITH ALL YOUR POWERS COMBINED

>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849
>>116681849

>>116681849
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM

>>116681956

>>116681691
My god...

>>116681849
YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>116681849

>>116681849

OP TAKE A PHOTO OF THE GAME, THE GOBLET, AND THE DILDO WITH THE VAGINA

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

OP
You are a classy motherfucker.
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

And thus I present to you, the complete Skyrim Collector's Edition package.

>>116681956
OP YOU WONDERFUL PERSON
EVERYTHING TOGETHER
THROW IT ALL ON THE FLOOR
I WANT IT ALL IN ONE FANTASTIC IMAGE
ITS ARCHIVIN' TIME

>>116681849
TAKE A PIC OF SKYRIM + THESE + THE GOBLET AND THE FLESHLIGHT

>>116681956
>onions

>>116681849
What the hell are you supposed to do with that stuff?
Do you actually use them?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OP TAKE SKYRIM, THE DILDOS AND THE FLESH LIGHT AND TAKE A PICTURE OF ALL OF THEM TOGETHER

>>116682041
fucking saved

>>116682041

>>116682041
>Skyrim Collector's Edition package.

Oh you glorious you.

You have spent like 400$ on dildos and a fleshlight.
Dildos and fleshlight shaped like dragon genitals.
Seek help.

>>116682041
OP, why does your unboxing thread get 300 posts while mine only got like 50?

this is gay

Every time you kill a dragon in skyrim you should have sex with your dragon vag, the spoils of your conquest, and drink heartily from your goblet.

>>116682041

>>116682041
SHIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

Today, OP was a cool faggot.

>>116682041
HAHAHAHA YESSSS

>>116682041
>Ghost coke inside of the wall

Coka CoOoOoOoOoOola?

>>116682041

BRILLIANT

BRILLIANT

>mfw these pictures
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlSKbTOiqnw&feature=autoplay&list=FLrcy1M9dKrAj1cSj-NUZqkg&am
p;lf=plpp_video&playnext=1

>>116682041
How do you manage to keep your dildo so clean? I want to make mine all shiny too.
Can anyone tell me how to keep my dragon dildo clean and shiny?

>>116682041

>>116682041
>>116681849

Dream package

>>116682076
Are you stupid?

protip: the answer to both your questions and mine are yes

>>116682041

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

I saw the photoshopped mock-up of this months back.

THE PROPHECY BECOME REALITY.

>>116682041

Someone was prepared for skyrim job.

>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041

>>116682140
>MFW GHOST COKE
SHIT NIGGA

>>116682160
Don't use it?

Epic thread.

>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041

mfw this thread

>>116682041

A legend is born

>>116682105
You have bothered to post this in a thread where no one cares what you think, on 4chan, on the internet. Not only that, you think your opinion matters here.

Seek help.

OW LAWD OP DELIVERED

>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041
>>116682041

1.5 empty bottles of cum lube

thread of the year all years

>>116682041
That's great.

you did good, son.

wait a minute
>Skyrim
>for PC
>Dragon fleshlight
>Dragon chalice

>DL naked dragon mod
>fill chalice with wine
>fuck dragon vag

you sick fucking bastard

good god, you're magnificently pathetic op. bravo.

OP is a faggot of cosmical proportions. godspeed

You are a cool faggot OP

We need an archive now.

This... this deserves it

>>116682041

Fesus Cucking Jrist THIS IS AN AUSPICIOUS DAY

HOLY SHIT OP, Best Thread in a long ass time!!

>>116682041
Needs more dragon

>>116682160
Water.

>>116682041
You are a god amongst gods.

>>116682105
And then there's THIS faggot.

>>116682381
This pleases gaga.jpg

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>>116682379
already archived.

>>116682176
Damn son, nonetheless it's still pretty goddamn hilarious.

VOTE FOR ARCHIVAL!!

>>116682041
You glorious bastard

>>116682041
>coca cola in the back
fucking viral, this is a coke ad

>>116682381

saved

>yfw you realize that 245 posts later, people were hoping it was a dildo shaped like a dragon to the point at which they were disappointed that it wasn't

Holy fuck, we've lost control of our lives.

>>116682041
>>116682041
its... beautiful

shit OP I'm laughing my ass off, best unpacking thread I've seen in a while

Best thread on /v/ in a long time.

50/10 OP

>>116682381

Saving this for future threads.

>>116682199
Well, what's the point in buying a 12 inch black bad dragon dragon dildo if I'm not going to ride it when I'm bored? Just tell me how to keep my dildo clean and shiny.

Make the dick and pussy fuck OP. please for the love of god

>>116682381
Fuck yes.

Also, OP knows how to filename properly.

>>116682195
MIXIN UP SOME DRAGON CUM LUBE, GHOST CHOKE AND SPACE RUM

WE GUN' GET KRUNK

>>116682259
Why so mad?

PUT THE ONIONS ON THAT PICTURE OP

>>116682381

>>116682381
AWWWYEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thank you, OP. Thank you for this glorious thread.

>>116682041

This pleases me. Its going to be a good night.

>>116682041

Put the dildo in the pussy.

YOU HAVE TO.

>>116682429
forever in the annals of time
if u no what i mean

I lost my shit at "the complete Skyrim Collector's Edition package".

Well played OP

>>116682512
WATER

>>116682278
No it's only .5
One's the clear cum and the other 1.5 are white

PUT DRAGON DILDO IN VAGOO
PUT DRAGON DILDO IN VAGOO
PUT DRAGON DILDO IN VAGOO
PUT DRAGON DILDO IN VAGOO
PUT DRAGON DILDO IN VAGOO

IT MUST BE DONE

holy shit op, you made my night. you are truly my hero

>>116682548
Why so autistic?

wow never knew thered be many faggots on /v/

>>116682381

>mfw dat twist

>>116682700
newfag detected

>>116682668
THIS

>>116682706
:3

Fuck the bump limit!

Let's take this baby TO THE MOOOOOOON!

DRAGON DILDOS AT LAST THE LEGEND CAME TRUE!!!

Posting in the best 4chan thread in this year.

>>116682668
DO THIS OP. I KNOW YOU'RE AWESOME ENOUGH TOO

>>116682700
clearly you have not been around on /v/ long enough to know this is a true /v/ thread.

child.

>>116682824

Toasting in delicious bread

>>116682686
Why so 50 dragon dildos up your ass?
Still mad.

>>116682668
>>116682668
>>116682668
>>116682668


DO IT. JUST DO IT. PLEASE

>dragon dildo in dragon pussy

so it must be

>>116682825
>bump limit
this thread should be exempted from such a thing

>>116681956
Diaper packaging?

>>116682668

DO IT!

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE STICKIED.

>>116682666

We need to see dragon dildo in dragon vagoo. FOR SCIENCE!

FUCKING IMAGE LIMIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUU
WE NEED ANOTHER THREAD