ads

>>110509132
dragon dildo's

Dragon Dildo

Hmm... The outer packaging is done with. Let's see...

>He paid for star wars ads

>>110509132
That's clearly dragon dildos, i have seen many dildos in my life so i can confirm it.

Dragon Dildo's

>>110509132
>>110509167
>>110509242
I laughed because in the future it's all going to be dragon dildos.

467 centipedes

>>110509254
k guys

i'm pretty new to x-ray on MSPAINT

but

i have come to the conclusion that its a game

what game? you will have to wait to find out!

No one can stop the future.

GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!! i need to know!

>>110509386
Is that game Dragon Dildo's?

Deuce Sex? Christ that means there's TWO dragon dildos in this one.

>>110509415

>Obvoiusly dragon dildos
>Pretend to not know what's inside.

YOU SURE FOOLED US!

>>110509415
OH GOD! OP YOU SICK BASTARD!

You dumbasses, a dildo wouldn't fit in there.

It's obviously a dragon vagoo

>>110509524

If its not dragon dildos I'm gonna be pissed.

I never asked for these.

>mfw this entire thread

>>110509524
>>110509605

>>110509605

Called it.

>>110509605
HOLY SHIT

>>110509524

Purple can only mean dragon dildo

>>110509605

God fucking damn it.

>>110509605

>>110509605
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

ITS TIME TO CELEBRATE

>>110509605
amazing

>>110509605
Are those the ads they were talking about?

MY SIDES!

>>110509605
>Augmented Edition
>implying those aren't augments

>>110509605

>>110509605
>>110509524
>>110509415
>>110509254
>>110509132

>>110509605

>>110509605
Only on /v/.

>>110509605

>>110509605
oh fuck you goddamnit

>>110509605

What i really want to know, op did you seriously just go out and buy these to make a joke?

cause i fucking laughed

good day.

Is that the collector's edition, OP? I never got any dildos...

>>110509605

>>110509524
>>110509605

>>110509795
lots of people on /v/ actually use dragon dildos, bro.

>>110509800
EU and AUS only. Maybe you got the Augmented edition.

Already lol'd as soon as I saw the purple paper

>>110509605

You fool, it's ultra-mega level encryption for some USCENTCOM OPS, disguised as ads for a US-made movie embedded in a UK produced game heavily financed by a Japanese publisher.

>>110509605
I'M IN TEARS
I'M IN TEARS

>>110509132
>>110509254
>>110509415
>>110509524
>>110509605

samefag

10/10 OP
would laugh again

this whole thread brought a smile to my face

>>110509605
oh you

>>110509795

>>110509919
What an astute observation.

I don't mean to be a shit, but is the original dragon dildos thread archived?

>>110509919
Gee whiz, you think?

>Dildo AND Vag

Gonna need to see some pics of OP...'s private parts. Using both at the same time.

>>110509505
>>110509505
>>110509505
>>110509605
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS IT WOULD BE TWO DILDOS BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN.

Oh god archive this fucking do it guys.

I'm fucking gaging i'm laughing so much.

>>110509605
/v/irgins must make up 90% of bad dragon's customers. If it weren't for /v/ they wouldn't be in business. They owe us a Deus Ex robot dildo.

>>110509980
this.

gif format preferably

>>110509993
>Two dildos

k

Whelp.

Skyrim's gonna have to think of a different preorder bonus

/r/ing archive
we don't see this everyday anymore.

>this thread

>>110509993
one of those isn't a dildo

>>110509971

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>>110509993

But it's only one dildo. The other is a vagoo

>this thread

>>110510052

>>110509971
>this thread

Thought BD were currently not selling anthro dragoness OP?

>My Dragon Dildos are augmented

>>110509993
>Two Dildos

Apparently you don't know what a horse vagina looks like.

Ok, that's funny.

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

>this entire thread

>>110509795
Mine was about $110 including cum lube,
so I seriously doubt anyone would buy multiple ones for a silly prank

Are these usable in TF2? Otherwise, shitty promo.

Best thing today.

>>110509605
What I want to know is if you can put the dragon dildo in the dragon dutch wife?

>>110510128
Au contraire.

LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION
LETS SEE IN ACTION

>>110510214
Not the large dildos.

>>110509605
op we need pictures of you using them right now

>>110510234

Why
Why did you post that
Why do you have that image
Why?

Is OP going to use it or not?

>>110510234

Wow, that could be it's own reactionface.

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT LOOK SO CLEAN COMPARED TO A HUMAN VAGINA. FUCK

>>110510171

why.jpg

>>110509605

OMG OP.

totally off guard. my sides won't stop hurting

well played

>>110510171
what does a dragon dildo cum taste like?

>>110510234
I seriously thought that was some black chick's vagina. Then I remembered how unclean black chicks are.

>>110510171
>spending money for sexual pleasure
>spending money on Dragin Dealdoughs
>One Hundred and Ten United States Dollars

But why

>>110509605
>>110509605
I couldn't breathe, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe

You almost got me /v/ and I liked it

>>110510309
Because I have sex with horses.

>>110509605

Those are some fine augs you have there my friend. Are they military grade?

>>110510324
because god damn it's the best dildo I've ever owned. I'd pay for it twice if asked.

Why do people even WANT dragon dildos?

How would anyone know what a dragon's penis even looked like

>>110510482
Yeah, what's wrong with a regular dildo

>>110510482
To stick up their ass.

Duh.

>>110510482
Because we want to fuck dragons/dogs/horses.

>>110509605

>>110509605
well now

>>110510482
Uhmm.. to stick it in their anuses?

>>110510357
I wouldn't know, I usually don't put it near my mouth. Probably taste like glue, though. I have the clear one.

>>110510477
>best dildo I've ever owned
>implying many dildos
>implying dildo connoisseur

>>110510128
I'm thinking that's the dragoness, bro.

>>110510234
Oh god yes.

video games

>>110510435
Do you have any Horse dildos?

>>110509605
Great Job OP, you made me spit out my morning coffee in laughter.

>>110510523
How would anyone know what a dragon even looked like

>>110510482
It's a furry thing.

You could get the same enjoyment out of a $10 dildo from Amazon.com, but nooo. It has to be shaped like a dragon's schlong, just like Tolkien described, and it has to squirt synthetic jizzum, it just has to.

>>110510357
Like something clearly not intended for human consuption.

I mean, come the fuck on. Did he pay like hundreds of dollars for these things just for a joke or does he actually use them? I mean, OP is the comedian of the century here.

>>110510482

Why do you NOT want dragon dildos?

>>110510523

crocodiles penis

>>110510477
And you're probably male too, aren't you.

Why would you give these people money? Buying a dildo is one thing, but can't you just hollow out a cucumber to achieve the same effect?

The dragon dildos have arrived, everyone rejoice.

>>110510585
I have seven different dildos in total. Three of them were more than $70.

>>110510625
>Getting cheap dildos
I bet you stream your anime too.

>>110510625
not really, quality dildoes are better and duuragoon dillduus are top of the line

>>110510639
>implying he doesn't use them almost nightly to fuck his slutty ass and blow a load in a dragon's cunt.

>>110510611
not him, but

bad dragon makes a horse dildo and fleshlight, but they're anthro

too bad they don't make a real-looking mare fleshlight, i've been trying to find one of those forever

>>110510611
I'm sorry to say that I don't. Perhaps I'll add that to my Christmas shopping list.

>>110510639
Hundreads of people are laughing this same instance. Fuck man, it's great.

this is a worksafe board and this isn't even vidya

reported

>>110510669
1. It looks like a fist. I just had to make that observation
2. Is it skinned? The fuck?

>>110510669
I am so glad I am not a crocodile.

>>110510792

>>110510792
It is Vidya you butt nugget.

>>110510482
>Why do people even WANT dragon dildos?
I'm a straight man and I would love to have one of those things on my coffee table.
Whenever company comes over just make some feasible story about what it is "Like some dumb star wars memorabilia or a dragon horn...but they wont know its a dildo...yeah you bastard you just touched a dragon dildo

>>110510625
Bad Dragon confirmed for being the Apple of dildo companies.

Enjoy your poverty, furfags.

>>110510682
You've obviously never had anything in your ass besides anal pain, then. There is a big difference between a hollowed out cucumber and a sculpted, dick-shaped hunk of realistic silicon.

>>110510827
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZwhNFOn4ik

so many newfags

what's this your first dragon dildo thread?

>>110510792

I don't know about you man, but I think Deus Ex videogames.

>>110510792
Half the threads on /v/ end up with NSFW content.

And didn't you see the beginning of this thread? Deus Ex: Human Revolution is DEFINITELY a video game.

>>110510908
>There is a big difference between a hollowed out cucumber and a sculpted, dick-shaped hunk of realistic silicon.

What a great sentence.

>>110510792

Dragon dildos are more /v/idya related than video games. Also you forgot the thing that goes in all fields.

> /v/ - Dragon Dildos

>>110510936
It's been the first REAL dragon dildo thread in a while man. It caught me offguard.

>>110511003
You will never see a sentence like that again.

Well, until the next dragon dildo thread

>>110510863
inb4 the rest of this picture

>>110510639
He probably just owned them and decided to use them for a joke
They are really great toys to be honest

>>110510669

Okay, did NOT expect it to look like that.

>>110510409
I filed my taxes correctly and bought it and an extra hard drive.

This image was drawn months ago yet it is so applicable now.

>>110511047
OP here. I've been posting the video games I get in the mail on /v/ with different backgrounds.

>180 posts
>Still no pics of OP using it
..........

>PC
>buying this piece of shit
>full price retail

You're the dumbest fuck I've ever seen on /v/

>2011
>Buying dragon dildos
>Not buying a german shepherd and teaching it to fuck your asss

>>110511247
Him ACTUALLY using it is not vidya
>>>/b/

>>110511247
>180 posts
We're only at like 160

>>110511103
Originally I thought it was in poor taste to post them on /v/. Everyone seems to have gotten a good laugh, though, so I'd say it was worth it.

>>110511196
STIMULATE THE ECONOMY - USE YOUR TAX RETURNS TO BUY DRAGON DILDOS

>>110511216
Show us your ass with the dildo near it or something. I'm pretty aroused.

>>110511336
This whole thread is not vidya...

>>110511216
how does it feel compared to a regular dildo

>>110511281
>implying HR is a shitty game
5/10 I replied

>>110511281

>Dumbest fuck on /v/
>RETARED

>>110511370
WHAT MOVIE IS THIS GIF FROM

>>110511541
planet of the apes

>>110511541
The Phanom Menace

>>110511541
There's a NASA logo on his shirt, so I'm guessing Planet of the Apes.

>>110511370
The economy wasn't the main target of any of the stimulation I've done, sorry.

lol

>>110511541
Mad Max 4 Electric Boogaloo

>>110511690
ba-dum tsh

>>110511690
Do tell us what you stimulate with Razor there.

I wanna try a dragon dildo, they looks fun.
I've only used my finger, a banana, and occasionally, an actual penis.

This just made my night. I'm going to bed. I hope this shit gets archived. It deserves it. I can't stop laughing.

>>110511734
where does this laughing cathulhoo come from?
>>110511846
>banana
wouldn't that get crushed?

This thread is diamonds

Good show OP

>>110511843
I'm absolutely terrified to know that you actually correctly guessed which one I have. Don't come near my dildos.

>>110511936

Dead Space 2.

>>110511846
Come on over sometime and you can have all the dildo/penis you want.

So, would any owners of the dragon dildos actually suggest buying one?

Never tried anal before, but I'd love to have a dragon ravage my little boicunny.

>>110511936
ya, if you use it when it's too ripe.
I learned that the hard way, or rather, the mushy way.
They're great if you use them while they're green.

>>110511494
>implying it's not
I take it you're a console kid

>>110511534
Pic related, it's you newfriend

>>110511936
>hasn't heard of Ultros
>hasn't played Final Fantasy 6

You best be joking nigger

>>110511846
>banana
virgin confirmed. I think you underestimate the strength of your asshole.

>>110512056
never got into FF

>>110512039
If you've got money to spare then give it a go. Try a smaller one since you've never done anal. Obviously use lube, too, though not necessarily Bad Dragon "cum lube".

>>110512001
>Guessed

Bitch I am familiar with all names of Dragon Dildos. I am a furry chaser, I've used just about every one but a Chance Flared to cyborg fat chicks and fuck skinny little fags alike.

>>110512056

>final fantasy vi
>not final fantasy iii

>>110512056
>actually playing final faggotry

>>110512169
>furry chaser

>>110512169
Oh, I'm sorry, I think you are confused. I'm not actually the OP. We simply appear to simply have similar taste in synthetic dog dicks.

>>110512245
I never actually played it, I just remember the Ultros threads on /v/

I did here it was one of the better FFs

>>110512146
Kindly go fuck yourself, you colossal faggot.

Jew Sex

>>110512129
hoo mah gahh
I don't think I could take somethin bigger than a banana to be honest

>>110512262
Fun lays. They are horned out sex fiends aching to be breeded.

>>110512309
Ooooooooh, I see now.

>>110512338
But...being better than horseshit means it's still shit.

>>110512444
But how do you stand the smell?

>>110512444
>horned out sex fiends aching to be breeded.
Sounds about, right.

>>110512349

>>110512444
>breeded
never say that again.
ever.

One day I'm going to order this just for /v/, and hang it up on the wall above my computer.

>>110512518
Good god, I could probably sink to the level of picking up a landwhale furry chick if it weren't for the miasma and abysmal hygiene that she most certainly would have.

>>110512663
why not just go with a femboy furry?

>>110512565
Sorry mang, but most of 'em aren't even unattractive and I'm more than happy to yiff all night.

>>110512718
My favorite kind. I am a Fox killer.

>>110512663
I've never been with fat/female furries
I was with a skinny asian guy who was a furry once. He smelled pretty good actually.

>>110512795
You disgust and intrigue me at the same time.

>>110512718
Every femboy furry I've met has either been retarded or insane. Why is it so hard to find a "normal" one?

>>110512943
femboys are not normal, they are insecure but are still a good lay

>>110512943
>"normal"
>femboy furry
That's probably why.

>>110512718
Because dicks.

Also a trap IRL is far different from the "magical chicks with dicks" characterization. The farthest I'll go is fapping to futa.

Also sage for not vidya

Oh hello, gay furry thread, maybe you can help me with my problem.
The guy I like is a gay furry, and has asked me previously to have gay furry cyber-sex. I'm not a furry. What do?

>>110513007
>>110513001
I suppose I should've said "sane".

>>110513126
You can't be into that shit and be sane, bro. Not trying to be mean or anything, just saiyan.

My edition is augmented.

>>110513126
My point stands. If you're looking for a femboy furry, they are not sane.

>>110513232
>>110513311
Yeah, I know. I guess I'm just flustered because I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>110513061
idk go find some shit and learn from it or just pretend, he probably doesn't care how good you are he just probably wants to have sex with you really badly

>>110512045

>Uses shitty overused meme
>I'm the retard

Get some better material yo

>>110509605

thats one fucked up DRM...

>>110513390
>complaining about shitty overused meme
>uses a reaction image filled with them
Stay classy, /v/.

>Dragon Dildo Augs
>Augmented dragon dildos
Take all my money

>>110513061
Not same guy, but I too am in this situation.

Currently on cam with him atm. Wat do?

Pic related, it's a furry

>>110513377
Oh, well that's good. He actually is already dating so I was unsure about his motives. Him, his boyfriend and I all played Minecraft on his server this evening and I've been a little depressed, but I'll go do some research I guess, and then try and steer a future conversation into the topic.

>>110513527
Think you can get a dragon dildo attached at the LIMB clinic?

>>110513593
looks likes a normal guy with mosaic face, can't tell shit from that pic

Dead Island?

>this thread

I can't wait until skyrim comes out

Looks like game developers are really going the distance for the fans now when it comes to Limited Editions.

>>110513590

>>110513593
Minus whatever is causing that horrible mosaic skin defect on his face, he's pretty cute from what I can tell. Hit that, Anon. Use ":3" and it's variations a lot.

>>110513593
>>110513061
Wow, I'm in the same situation too.
It's not that bad though.
He always jokes about trying to "convert" me and shows me furry porn and stuff but he's happy just having normal sex with me.
I kinda want to try his dragon dildo though.

Do you guys actually fuck yourself with those things..?
Fucking gay....

>>110513935
oh hi
you must be new here

>>110513869
doitfaggot.ico

>>110513593
Is your friend Doom 3?

>>110512045
Stay mad.

>>110514059

>>110513593
Get him to do sexy things on cam and post here please. I would eat him up.
And by that I mean lick his asshole until he was about to come from foreplay alone then slide my throbbing cock into his lubed up boypussy.

>>110513862
He is not a fan of smiley faces or *actions*, probably cause of his autism. And I don't really like camming either, and he always talks about how bad he wants to go to furcons and shit with me, but unfortunately he lives about a few hundred miles away.

>>110514059
Faggot I censored his face for a reason.

>>110513869
It's an epidemic, but an understandable one. Most guys similar to us here on /v/ are furries I guess.
I have an update from my current LI:
We traded porn folders, and much to his surprise, I had about two gigs of furry porn. Mostly more mainstream artists, but apparently he got some sort of fur-boner and told me "I want to kiss you right now, man c':"
I'm guessing his current boyfriend is not a furry either.

>>110513527
KERO GO TO BED
ALSO, FARM MORE CHAMPAGNE FOR ME GOD DAMN IT YOU FUCKING NIGGER SLAVE

>>110513935
>Implying it's gay to derive pleasure from pounding your ass with a hard dragon penis.

>>110514289
What do you got, like Onta and stuff? That'll send him the message you're willing to cum in him.

Does anyone have a code for Onlive? i would really appreciate it.

>that feel when you're the only furry in your town