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What do you need a gladius for, Romanfats?
If your house gets robbed, just call the lictor's guild or use your scutum to fend off the attack.
No Roman citizen actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a ballista? No Roman citizen should need anything more than a pugio to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short stature and plebeian birth.
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>>10937812
10/10 save for future copypasta
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>>10937812
SHHH!
You'll just trigger bulk buying and inflated prices for gladii at the armararium!
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>>10937812
10/10
would spam in anti gun threads
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>>10937929
>Didn't Romans actually have a ban on weapons in towns? I think I remember them using sticks or somethin'.
It varied throughout place and time. Interestingly for a long time in Rome only citizens and the praetorians could carry weapons while soldiers could not.
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Clearly you live in a walled latifundium in the Empire's heartland. For those of us Romans in the coloniae, we actually have to -deal- with barbarians in their native state.
Sure, it's easy to point to your blonde-haired slave and say, "He's completely harmless, and looks delicious in the caldarium when I'm scraping him down with oil. Such a nice change from all the bronze skin around here." Decadent catamite! Real Germans are ferocious, deadly, and would sooner drink wine from your skull than speak to you! And do you think the Legion is always camped nearby, waiting to rescue you? I think not!
Let us have no more talk of this foolishness. I bet you love gladiators too, you hypocritical whoreson!
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>>10937929
Roman soldiers weren't allowed in Rome in uniform, except during ceremonies and triumphs.
Lictors are the ones with the bundles of sticks. They were called fasces (yes, that's where Mussolini got "fascist" from).
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>>10938145
>Interestingly for a long time in Rome only citizens and the praetorians could carry weapons while soldiers could not.
Romans had the greatest fears of military coup. That's why the legions were kept far away from the city of Rome itself and any general commanding an army entering Italy proper became outlaw along with his army.
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>>10938201
I'm turned on at the thought of a blonde boy slave now.
Thanks a lot asshole.
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>>10938314
femanon detected
back to /soc/ with you
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>>10938361
No I want to fuck his oiled up asshole with my cock while he moans in pleasure.
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>>10938314
Don't even get me started on the deleterious effect that said hulking Teutons have on our fair Latin women.
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>>10938411
I know for homosexuals, playing with their dicks is considered political discussion, but for the sake of everyone else, fuck off.
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>>10937812
>If push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained barbarian slaves going to defeat 10 legions by yourselves?
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>>10938524
Remind me how that went again?
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>>10938593
And then there's this asshole.
Check your privilege, plebeian scum.
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>>10938525
O_O
i was so born in the wrong era
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>>10938691
A gorilla has a cock like a drinking straw, the monkey family less so. No monkeys were raping anyone in Ancient Rome.
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>>10938840
Still I could have watched some Gorillas tear the limbs off a common whore while my slave boy fed me grapes.
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http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.h tm
>What a lot of tricks you use to deceive, innkeeper. You sell water but drink unmixed wine
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>>10938524
>Hurr ~50-65 thousand trained roman soldiers (8 legions) can defeat some rebel slaves given a few years, with the loss of 20-35k (40k in total) of the Roman well trained troops, to a few gladiators and assorted slaves
I did look this up now, because I really haven't read about it previously.
The slaves did lose, and while it took a retarded amount of Roman troops, and a few years, the legions of Rome finally did kill them all.
The question here, though, is; would you say modern police and military has the discipline of a Roman legion?
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>>10939009
Who needs discipline when you have drones and tanks
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>>10939009
Meant to reply to >>10938589
Then again, Rome was defeated by decadence and barbarian hordes, so hey, I think the US empire is about ready to self-implode any time now.
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>>10939031
Is a drone or a tank going to knock on my door and ask me if I'm a rebel symphatizer?
You'll get the same problems you had in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq and so on, only now you're not only attacking your own base of power, but the rebels have easy access to your production facilities, as well as your supply lines, not to mention most of the army being from the regions that would most likely need to be supressed at the start of the war.
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SCREENCAPPED PRO MAGNA JVSTITIA
VLTRA MMMMMMMMM SECVNDAE IN MS PIGMENTO
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little plebeian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ludus in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vercingetorix, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in triple line warfare and I’m the top sagitarii in the entire Roman military. You are nothing to me but another barbarian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Empire, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the forum? Think again, lutulente. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Rome and your villa is being scouted right now so you better prepare for the storm, caenum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, plebeian. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Praetorian Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Empire, caudex. If only you could have known what underworldly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn stulte. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Vae te, kiddo
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>>10939338
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>>10939031
The drones over the US are not strikes drones with missiles. they are unarmed. ffs
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>>10939338
Should be raids on the Gauls not Vercingtorix who was a person, this indicates your raids failed
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>>10937812
Oh wow.
That's quality.
Is this OC?
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>>10939479
look at this snowburner
i bet you like them real white
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>>10938525
Those were babboos.
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>>10939465
>they are unarmed.
How do you know? Are you there every time a drone is prepped for launch? Or do you just believe everything the corrupt government tells you?
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>>10939580
Disgusitng.... ugh! Who would ever touch a ghostly pale skin beast?
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>>10939720
some people find white skin, fair hair, and height, more attractive
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Die, cis-privileged, heterosexual, rapist scum!
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>>10939871
Roff doff vhere de Roman vomen are?
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I don't really understand the logic behind this argument, the gun grabbers wanna take your swords too. That's what they did in Britain and Australia after they took the guns, went after every other thing that could be classified as a weapon. Even pepper spray in a lot of cases, which doesn't even make sense.
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>>10940731
Preparation for a police state.
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>>10942172
Where talking about rome not america dumbass.
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>>10940731
I heard in some places in Japan if you can prove your genealogy or something you're allowed to carry a sword around as long as you dress traditional to match. Is that shit true? It sounds like something a fat Japanophile in America made up.
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>>10942459
I've heard that in Britain, in York and the area around it, you can legally kill a scot with a bow and arrow (provided he is also equipped with those) unless it's Sunday - Church day.
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>>10942449
Oh sorry, I thought you were using Roman Soldiers being allowed to possess swords in their homes thousands of years ago as an excuse for modern day Americans to possess guns. I must have been mistaken.
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>>10942459
Straight bullshit.
I think however that there are some places that have like "traditional days", where everyone dresses and talks like old days so at that time you are maybe allowed to walk around with a sword. But obtaining that sword in the first place isn't something everyone is allowed to.
In any case there isn't such a thing as Japanese men in traditional dress walking around the street with katanas.
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>>10939001
>innkeeper you are my greatest ally
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>>10938967
>scutum
>weapon
>gladius
>ballista
>obscure
Not if you finished school
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>>10942687
>oh god please tell me about history I didn't attend that class
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>>10943592
Neither have any liberals, apparently.
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>>10937812
Slings kill more men every year than the gladius, and every illiterate shepherd boy has one! Perhaps we can outlaw leather straps?
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>>10939338
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little plebeian?
Excellent post but it's "pleb". "Plebeian" is the adjective.
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>>10942621
That's incorrect.
It's only true for Welshmen.
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>>10937812
Populare detected. Your kind isn't welcome around here.
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>>10939338
>Praetorian Guard wasn't created till long after Vercingetorix
Stop lying pleb.
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>>10937812
You made my day. Thanks OP
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>>10955247
But what if 11 barbarians break into my house? 10 arrows just isn't enough sometimes.
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>>10955326
What barbarian? Rome hasn't been sacked in 200 years. Or are you suggesting that any Roman General would actually cross the Rubicon and march on Rome.
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You know who is responsible for all the crime in the Empire? Teutons. They rape the most, they steal and kill honest romans. We give them a comfortable life at the auxilia and a chance to become roman citizens after a few years and this is how they reward us. They are wild animals and Roman women who go with thier kind are traitors to the Roman race.
Germanicus should have wiped them all when he had a chance.
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>>10942172
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.h tm
VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught
me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t
mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis
has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous
femininity!
VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to
screw boys.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2175: I screwed a lot of girls here.
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2185: On June 15th, Hermeros screwed here with
Phileterus and Caphisus.
VII 12.26.16-20 (the Inn); 2345: Swindled again!
VII.12.18-20 (the Lupinare); 2192: Sollemnes, you screw well!
VII.12.35 (Vico d’ Eumachia, small room of a possible brothel); 2145: Gaius
Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of
Rufus, screwer of women
VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1864: Samius to Cornelius: go hang yourself!
IX.1.26 (atrium of the House of the Jews); 2409a: Stronius Stronnius knows
nothing! (Stronius is a silly goy)
Herculaneum (bar/inn joined to the maritime baths); 10678: Apelles Mus and
his brother Dexter each pleasurably had sex with two girls twice.
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>>10956127
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>>10956266
It's like looking at a mirror. Time really does repeat itself.
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>>10959685
Joke's on you, by the time Rome showed up at Sparta, the remaining Spartans were imbred to the point of grotesqueness.
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Lel that diversity train.
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>>10956127
What nonsense! The German is a noble individual who, if he were awarded the privileges of citizenship, education, and integration, would contribute so much to our society. We have much to learn from their ways of nude fighting, face-painting, and hair-gelling -- our legions are outdated and absurd, which was proved in the Battle of Teutoburg Forest!
And besides, we Romans are not really a cohesive "group" -- indeed, Romanism is a social construct! So lay aside your shameless bigotry. Your wives deserve a well-hung pale-skinned admissarius to make up for all the time you spend in your seaside villas!
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>>10963631
What's the archive link?
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>>10963630
>And besides, we Romans are not really a cohesive "group" -- indeed, Romanism is a social construct! So lay aside your shameless bigotry. Your wives deserve a well-hung pale-skinned admissarius to make up for all the time you spend in your seaside villas!
It's funny because being Roman WAS a social construct.
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>>10968047
Wonderwoman is a domme? Would explain the lasso, and the one piece.
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>>10968415
More portable than an onager, but with a better kick than a scorpio.
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>>10939698
I know because the Government would never do that. Obama won a peace price you racist prick
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>>10968415
siege attack for tower push
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>>10969286
Peace = War
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Look at fine product of Caesar engineering, you greedy celt could never come up with such glorious weapon of fine smithing from the heart of Rome, you have axe forge by germanic pleb and wool made by your slut wive
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>>10972337
Celt + Teuton + Carthage = KILL ROMULOSERS!!
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Ave perdita
Nomen tibi Caesar singula odio. Omnibus vobis pingues retardatur, haud-lifes qui consumunt omnis secunda sui seculi aspiciens at stupidis asinus papyrus. Omne es malum in mundo. Pia, habere quis ex vobis semper Acquisivi ulla pussy? Nam ego suspicor illud tibi maerens amet insecurities derides, sed novum totum capere omnia, massa. Hoc est etiam deterior jerking off ut picturae Goths.
Noli esse increpabant. Iustus ledo me cum vestri optimus PILUM. Im 'pulchellus ultum perfectus. Ego magister erat Legion, et starter in meus Gladiator equos. Quid sports operor vos ludere, aliud quam "Jack off ut nudus tractosque Aegyptium populo? Ego quoque adepto recta A suus ', & habere banging calidum girlfriend (Illa iustus flaverunt me; EXCREMENTUM erat SO denarios). Omnes vos estis improbis cinaedis qui should iustus occidere vobismetipsis. Gratias agens pro audiendo.
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What need spear for, Homosapifats?
If cave get attack by Sabre Tooth, Just call shaman or use club to bonk on Cats head.
No Hunter need spear. If push come to bigger push, what, are you and you dumb dumb tribe going to bonk Big Ugg's clan by youself.
What next, you think need Fire? No Cro-Magnon should need more than big rock to defend him cave and wife. You just overcompensate for small mammoth skin and puny skull
>Paint on cave wall before Neandapoor
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>>10972724
mea latus
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>>10973193
Alright, I laughed. Nice.
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>Implying Romans are not a barbarous people, predisposed to lying down and accepting Tyrants, as all Barbarians do
Carthage>Rome when it comes to government. It's indisputable. The greeks even made note of how successful and remarkable the Carthaginian government was, proclaiming that Carthage never had any noteworthy rebellions-and paradoxically also never had a tyrant rule over them either.
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Ave everyRoman im from Alexandria! *holds up scroll* my name is katucius but u can call me t3h EviL AuXilliAry oF FaTum!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very Civilised! thats why i came here, 2 meet Civilised citizens like me ^_^... im 13 Lunar years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Greek comedies w/ my High Priestess (im a Vestal Virgin u dont like it deal w/it) Satyr is our favorite performance show! bcuz its SOOOO Civilised! shes Civilised 2 of course but i want 2 meet more Civilised ppl =) like they say Pax Roma! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of forum time! EXITUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein civilised again ^_^ hehe...Vale!!!!! love and , Garum*~t3h AuXilliAry oF FaTum~*
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What do you need a bow for, Saxonfats?
If your house gets robbed, just call the Town Watch or use your quarterstaff to fend off the attack.
No free smallholder actually needs a gladius. If push came to shove, what, are you and your fellow villagers going to defeat the Sheriff's men by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own a trebuchet? No subject of King Richard should need anything more than a staff to defend himself in his home. You're just overcompensating for your short lifespan and inability to speak French.
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>>10973452
CIDF pls leave
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>>10973550
lol'd, but katucius would be a male name. It should be Aikaterina, the ancient precursor name to Katherine/Kathy.
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>>10973577
>Implying you're not just jelly of muh elephants
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>>10973452
>>10973646
Butthurt Berber spotted. Rome conquered the world, Carthage couldn't even hold Hispania, lol.
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>>10937929
They forbade armies from entering Rome. It was illegal for a General to march an army anywhere near it.Which is why Caesar crossing the Rubicon with his Legions was such a big deal
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>>10973646
Hey Carthagebro. Mind if I borrow some salt? I know you fields have plenty of it.
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>>10973671
>Rome conquered the world
Rome was consumed by its own kind, uncouth barbarians barely above beasts. Carthage fell nobly to an admittedly great rival. Rome died an atrophied shell of its former self, picked to a thousand pieces by uprooted tribes too weak to hold their own lands.
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>>10961557
>>10956266
SVM pls go
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>>10937929
Doubtful. The gladiators didn't fight unarmed and mock fighting against a pole in the rgound with wooden swords and shields that were 2x as heavy as normal was the most popular fitness regimen back then, so some weapons must've been around.
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>>10937812
gladius i not a good self-defense weapon. it's only good for stabbing other people thru a wall of shields. a longsword is better
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>>10973807
>Wall of shields
That's not how Romans fought at all.
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>>10973807
Nah, a gladius can also cut very well. The legionaires stabbed for tactical reasons. Today's argument of cut vs thrust among knife fighters literally goes back to antiquity.
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What do you need sharp teeth for, Therapodfats
If your Foraging goes poorly, just call some mammals or eat dirt.
No Dinosaur actually needs Sharp Teeth. if push came to shove, what, are you and your untrained Raptors going to eat 10 Brachiousaurus's?
What next, should you have the right to own claws? No Dinosaur should need anything more than round teeth to eat leaves. Your just overcompensating for your tiny arms and only two legs.
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>>10973750
Yeah, nah, Rome only really died after the Renaissance.
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>>10973193
>>10973877
10/10
Keep em coming
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>>10956161
Mea latus
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>>10973879
Bury your head deeper in the sand. Rome died with the empire, and it wasn't doing too great for long before that.
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>>10968295
>they were right
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What do you need moons for, Gasfats
If your orbit get altered, just call and asteroid impact or use a Lagrange point to stabilise your orbit.
No planet actually needs moons. If push came to shove, what, are you and your thick atmospheres going to stop a supernova?
What next, should you have the right to habitable worlds? No Celestial Body should need anything more than a ring system to accessorise their gravity well. You're just overcompensating for your radiation belts and long orbits.
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>>10973877
what do you need an anus for analfag,
if you have to take a dump, just puke the turd from you mouth.
no human actually needs an anus. if push came to shove, what, are you humans going to shit cheesy green rotten diarrhea by yourself ?
what next ? should you have the right to put a turd in the freezer and after a couple of hours fuck your ass with it ? no human should need anything more than a mouth to shit, you are just overcompensating your antisemitism and amerifatness
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>>10974245
wut
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>>10974245
keep em coming
best 1
11/10
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>>10974203
The only thing in orbit is my sides
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>>10974301
>>10974203
samefag pls go
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>>10974245
omg ahahahahah
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>>10974245
OMG HAHAHA I've never laughed so hard IRL at something on 4chan
6,000,000/10
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>>10974245
hilarious 10/10
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What do you need Electrons for, Atomfats?
If your valency gets changed, just call an alkali metal or shed a proton to fend off the ionisation.
No subatomic particle actually needs an electron. If push came to shove, what, are you and your Neutrons going to bond with 10 noble gasses by yourselves?
What next, should you have the right to own metallic bonds? No particle should need anything more than an antiproton to defend himself and his charge. You're just overcompensating for your high mass to energy ratio and weak atomic force
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>>10974326
Ha Ha
>implying you even know what a samefag is
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>>10974493
lol
good/10
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>>10974523
>>10974326
Samefag
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>>10974523
>>10974524
what are you going to do piece of shit ? call the samefag police ? oh.. it doesn't exist :( shut up and go die somewhere turd
p.s.
im not a samefag you are a samefag here
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>>10974523
-1/10
Try harder
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>>10974540
you are retarded
>>10974493
-10/10
>>10974245
10000000000000000/10
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>>10939465
>The drones over the US are not strikes drones with missiles. they are unarmed. ffs
well, the AG Holder says "i can think that i could justify it, but dont worry, we wont ever do it"
yeah okay
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>>10974523
what if i kill you ?
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>>10974245
the best of the thread, you are a genius 10/10
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>>10939338
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little plebeian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my ludus in the Praetorian Guard, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vercingetorix, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in triple line warfare and I’m the top sagitarii in the entire Roman military. You are nothing to me but another barbarian. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Empire, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in the forum? Think again, lutulente. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of frumentarii across Rome and your villa is being scouted right now so you better prepare for the storm, caenum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, plebeian. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the auxilia and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face orbis terrae, caudex. If only you could have known what underworldly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn stulte. Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. Vae te, kiddo
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>>10974564
What are you even trying to say?
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>>10937812
>DO YOU WANT TO OWN A HORSE?
>DO YOU WANT TO OWN A HORSE?
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Samefag
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>>10974649
what do you think ? you are the king of 4chan ? the professor of /pol/ ? go to suck a nigger dick cunt
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>>10974718
do you think you are the best ? you think you can bully people cunt ?
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>>10974649
i dare you to speak freely, tell me, you are the king of /pol/ ? you rule ove thread ? why don't you die ?
>>10974245
10/10
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>>10974718
what is your problem turd ? are you frustrated ? your life is shit and do you think you can come here and bully us ? answer cunt , i'm curious
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What do you need a Samefag post for, Samefats?
If your thread gets saged, just call the porn dump guild or use your r3ddit buddies to bump the thread.
No Anon actually needs to Samefag. If push came to shove, what, are you and your 350 Samefag posts going to stop Moot from deleting all of your threads
What next, should you have the right to ban people who are mean to you? No Samefag should need anything more than a Perma-Ban to make him realise what a faggot he is, posting on 4chan from his mothers home. You're just overcompensating for your Autism and pathetic threads.
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>>10974770
Because reasons
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>>10974883
>>10975120
retard
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>>10972337
You're just jelly of our luscious red moustaches and our artistic tribal tattoos.
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