ads

>Stand out from everyone else
>Get noticed more often

Gee I sure wonder why...

>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would do gomad before lifting for gains.

>I'm lean gains reckoning

>i wonder what will break first: your motivation, or your gains?

>When your workout includes cardio, your gains have my permission to die.

Before
>dyel mode, quiet, shy, no one paid attention to me
After
>muscled, quiet, shy, every notices me and expects me to say something

Feels bad man

>Walk into the gym.
>PR bench: 3plate.
>Drink protein shake.
>Put on fourth plate.
>Lay down.
>Whole gym is now looking at me.
>Hands on bar. Push. To heavy.
>One guy starts chanting.
>Deshi Basara
>Still to heavy.
>Three other guys follow.
>Deshi Basara
>Deshi Basara
>Suddenly, everyone in the gym.
>Deshi Basara
>Deshi Basara
>Deshi Basara
>Deshi Basara
>Deshi Basara
>Push. The bar rises.
>Push harder.
>I'm doing it.
>Bar falls.
>Breaks my spine.
>Old british guy comes crying, shouting how he failed me.

>>14111521
10/10

>Calm down, /fit/! Now's not the time for gains. That comes later

Keep them coming.

>You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!

Bane confirmed for ultimate cocoon mode neckbeard.

inb4 alfred "the squat rack sends one back"

>S-steroids are e-evil.
>A necessary evil.

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Good Job Bane, I'd let you fuck me dizzy.
Call me.

>SS and GOMAD, powerful agents for the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren't we Ripptoe?

>>14111599
>>You merely adopted the oats; I was born in them, moulded by them. I didn't see the gains until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BULKING!

/fit/ - replacing words in quotes from movies with le epic meme xD lel

>>14111622
Chest to arm ratio is fucked, I garauntee he's one of those faggots who go to 90 degrees on bench and does a billion arm exercises

>>14111622
Does he even chest day ?

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>>14111649
You act like I gave a fuck.
The things I would do to this man...

>No brother. They expect one of us to stay ottermode!

>Bane: Deadlifts and Squats are powerful agents to the uninitiated... but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce? Members of /fit/!
[Lifts Batman by the neck]
>Bane: And you curled!
Bruce Wayne: You were excommunicated... by trainers of Planet Fitness!
>Bane: [viciously beats Batman and throws him to the ground] I AM /fit/, and I'm here to fulfill Mark's al Ripptoe's destiny!
[Batman uses roids to keep Scooby away]
>Bane: Youlift like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable but bad form.
>Bane: Oh, you think lifting is your ally. You merely adopted lifting; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see roids until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but CHEATING!
[grabs Batman from the shadows and continues to beat him]
>Bane: The deadlifts betray you, they belong to me!
[repeatedly punches Batman in the face, sending him to snap city]
>Bane: I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice. Then I will break you.
[Hits detonator, blowing a hole into the bottom of Whey Enterprise]
>Bane: Your precious stash, gratefully accepted! We will need it.
[Batman desperately stands and swings at Bane]
>Bane: Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first...
[lifts Batman high]
>Bane: Your bulk, or your cut?
[slams him on his knee]

Jim Gordon: We were in this together, and then you were gone. Now this dyel... rises. My gains have to come back.

Gains: What if your gain don't exist anymore?

Jim Gordon: They must... they must.

-Jim Gordon lying in hospital bed after he did cardio.

>>14111741
this is gold.

What was his routine for this shit???!?!? DEM TRAPS!!!

I've buried enough of the GAINZ family

Bane: [Listening to Call Me Maybe before the hitting the gym] What a lovely, lovely voice.
[Song ends and Bane starts lifting]
Bane: Let the gains begin!
[hits detonator and bombs go off across Planet Fitness franchise.]

>>14111784
Perfect

Moar

>>14111741
>>14111756
>>14111784
my sides are moving on their own.

>>14111773
>>14111773

I've buried enough members of the gains family

Behind you stands a symbol of oppression; /fit/, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man: (Holds up picture of Zyzz)

You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this corrupt internet board.

>>14111554
9/10 would lol again

You're not a dyel anymore, you're ottermode, and ottermodes aren't allowed to believe in creatine.

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>http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000208/quotes
here are his quotes, just take the ones from the movie, not the comics.

Ophisthread.jpg

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Catwoman: About that whole no steroids thing... Turns out I'm not as committed to it as you are.
>Catwoman proceeds to lift Bane, throw him off of Gotham's bridge, and eat three chickens.

should have gotten jason huh to play bane.

>>14111839
Let me tell you the truth about Zyzz from the words of Mark Ripptoe himself. 'Ripptoe didn't murder my gains, he saved them and then took the blame for Zyzz's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own gains but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of /fit/ with the truth and it is time for me to resign.' And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the corrupt?

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>>14111554

The moment I saw him climbing down that chain was when I realized that he is now my /fit/ goal

Gaine: Tell these people who you are.
Dr. Scoob: I am Dr Scooby, a muscle scientist.
Gaine: What have you done to this device?
Dr. Scoob: I've turned it into a working vertical skateboard.
Gaine: Who among the people on this board can work with this device?
Dr. Scoob: Only me.
Gaine: Only you...
[breaks his neck]

>>14112050
Would lol again.

>>14112050
>Dr. Scoob: I've turned it into a working vertical skateboard.
my gains are moving on their own

>Staying natty has cost you your strength! Victory has defeated you!

>Bruce Wayne: I do fear death. I fear dying in here while my gains burns.
Blind Prisoner: Then make the lift.
>Bruce Wayne: How?
Blind Prisoner: As the child did. Without the spotter. Then fear will find you again.

>op samefagging like a motherfucker in this thread

>>14112094

LOL

this is great keep going.

>>14112096
>OP here.
Hey faggot, this is OP. I can't come to the phone right now, as I'm busy altering quotes from Batman and posting them here, while other people do te same thing.
Leave your butthurt after the beel, and I'll sage you back!
BEEEP

This thread is dildos

>>14112165
>>14112096
And that kids, is a samefag.

>>14111404

>No one cared who I was until I put goatse on my face.

oh wait I still don't care

Sage again

Gordon: No barbells, no dietary recommendations, what kind of fitness program is this?
Crane: Your workout has been determined. This is merely a sentencing hearing. Now what will it be: death, or P90X?
Gordon: If you think we're blowing out our knees willingly, you have another thing coming.
Crane: Death...death.
Gordon: Looks that way.
Crane: Very well. DEATH...by P90X.

sage goes in all fields

>>14112181
>goatse

LE UPBOAT XD! REDDIT 4 LYF

>Bruce Wayne: Why didn't you just... kill me?
>Bane: You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
>Bruce Wayne: Torture?
>Bane: Yes. But not of your body... Of your soul.
>Bruce Wayne: Where am I?
>Bane: Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why Gold's Gym is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the poster of Arnold and imagined becoming just as big and aesthetic as him. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize /fit/, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can acquire aesthetics so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Mark al Ripptoe's destiny... We will permabulk /fit/ and then, when it is done and /fit/ is fat, then you have my permission to die.

Keep on sagging this shit

>Bruce Wayne: Why didn't you just... kill me?
Bane: You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
>Bruce Wayne: Rustling?
Bane: Yes. But not of you body... Of your jimmies.
>Bruce Wayne: Where am I?
Bane: Home, where I learned the truth about Jimmie Rustling, as will you. There's a reason why this gym is the worst hell on earth... Lunk Alarms. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined breaking that red bulb. So easy... So simple... And like beached landwhales turning to oreo cookie dough IceCream from uncontrollable shame, many have been banned trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize /fit/, I will feed its people broscience to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can get fit in weeks so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "avoid eating after 10:00pm." You can watch me torture an entire board and when you have truly understood the depth of your rustlin, we will fulfill Mark's al Ripptoe's destiny... We will destroy /fit/ and then, when it is done and /fit/ is ashes, then you have my permission to curl.

>>14112165
>>14112186
>>14112212
>>14112266

Why the butthurt?

>>14112213

What? Goatse was a 4chan thing before Reddit was even a thought. That post made zero sense.

>>14112329

le summer pls go

Faggot shit

>We take /fit/ from the corrupt! The aesthetic! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of nattyness, and we give it back to you... the people. /fit/ is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming McDonald's, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For an army will be raised. The aesthetic will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Gains will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The mods will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great board... it will endure. /fit/ will survive!

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Hamplanet: I paid you a small fortune...
Weightwatchers: And you think this gives you power over your permabulk?
>Note to self, shop 'Maggie goes banemode' or 'Maggie sees new batman film'

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>Oh, you look nervous. Is it the stretch marks? You want to know how I got 'em?

>>14112338

>uses that pls go shit
>calls me summer

And sage does nothing unless it's a thread that will hit bump limit, which this is not.

>>14112329
Referencing goatse is a stereotypically teenage thing. It's a long dead meme only drummed up by kids. The history of where its been used is irrelevant.

Anyone got a decent link for a stream of the movie?

>>14112371
and you contribute?how? you do fuck all.

>>14112395
I'll sage this shit until it dies

>>14112395

How exactly is that a teenage thing if it was big during a time when the teenagers of today would not have been on the internet?

>Speak of the gains and they shall appear.

thank you OP

>>14112213

le ironic shitpost

>>14112403
>contributin
>inserting gay memes into a shit movie's dialogue

Fuck off

You think the squat rack is your ally? You merely adopted the squat rack, Iwas born into it! Moulded by it... I was a man before I saw the plates. By the time I saw the plates, they were ntohing to me but LIGHTWEIGHT BABY.
The plates betray you because they belong to me!

>>14112338
>saging things
>shitposting
>claiming other people are summer

jesus christ man, stop being so aspie

>>14112444
but YOU are bumping it, dipshit.

What happens if you squat below parallel?
>it would be painful
You're a big guy!
>for you!

>>14112468
lol'd

Keep on sagging

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>>14112468

>>14112390

>implying it doesnt say bump in the email field
>implying i was calling you summer and not the other guy

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>>14112365
>mad photoshop skillz

>>14111554
i laughed, thank you

>>14112478

>sagging

I bet you think sage is pronounced sayje. If people keep responding to you, you're actually bumping the thread.

Sage again

What is your plan?
>using every plate inthis gym...WITHOUT RERACKING THEM

Roids have cost you your testicles. PCT has defeated you!

Noone cared who I was until I got under a bar

>>14112523

10 or more people having fun.
One lonely guy tyring to ruin it for every body.
One thread.
This summer:
THE ASPIE AT THE PARTY: SAGETRIBUTION

Gay thread

>You're only a few inches taller than me?!

Do you feel...alpha, manlet?

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>actively spending your time hating a thread on an anonymous internet forum

jesus christ

Sage

>>14112574
>>14112606

>ihadfunonce_itwasterrible.jpg

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>>14112496
>my sides

Wanna know how I got these quads? The gym owner was....a power lifter. Used to take creatine. And one night he squats way more than usual. I grab the barbell to defend myself. Gotta match 500 pounds. Five. Hundred. Pounds. So, him watching, I squat down with the weight, straining as I do it. I turn to him and say... "u mirin?" I squat down to the floor "I seriously hope you guys don't do this!" And..... hey, u mirin?

best humour thread on /fit/ in a long time

>>14112606
must have an interesting life.


Anyone else absolutely adore banes voice? is there a way to sound like him?

Sage it

>>14112636

Just talk in his accent.

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>>14112626

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Remember when you left /fit/? Before all this, before SS? You were gone seven years. Seven years I waited, hoping that you wouldn't come back. Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Venice Beach, there's this gym, on the beach. Every fine workout, I'd sit there and order a protein shake. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a 6/10, maybe a solid 7. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy. I never wanted you to come back to /fit/. I always knew there was nothing here for you, except gains and tragedy. And I wanted something more for you than that. I still do.

Shit

>>14112636
I do. I love accents and voices.
As a native spanish speaker, getting a decent english PRAWNUNCIATIOWN without some bulshit lisp took some work. Then learning accents was fun. I can confidently do Russian, Indian, Asian, Western, Redneck, and now I'm working on Bane. Hard as fuck. It comes out too british.

>>14112646
why are you so bum devastated?

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>>14111404
well played OP, i even read it with bane's voice

here, have some muddy tits

Sayje

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>>14112674
>>14112674
>>14112646

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>>14112667

>>14112210
bravo bravo

>>14112651

I just do a non-scottish sean connnery and muffle my voice wiht my hand over my mouth lel

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>>14112674
your tears are delicious

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Squats with skateboard

>>14112711
Why thank you very much. I do enjoy me some muddy tits.

Sayjing

>>14112626

my sides

Batman: A hero can be anyone. Even a man doing something as simple as teaching a little boy about squatz and oatz.

[takes off in the Bat]

Gordon: Bruce Gains?

>>14112711
>>14112748
>that's not mud

>>14112771
Clay?

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>>14112667

>It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our workout

>>14112667
>>14112667
i came.

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>>14112626
Oh god this was good

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>>14112769

Say-je

>>14112667
dat copypasta

And on that day, no other thread on /fit/ was cared about

>>14112050
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Alfred: I'll get this to Mr. Scooby, but no more. I've stretched you up, I've massaged your DOMS, but I won't see you snap. I've buried enough members of the Wayne family due to snapped backs.
Bruce Wayne: You'll leave me?
>Alfred: You see only one end to your journey. Leaving is all I have to make you understand, you're not Squatman anymore. You have to find another way. You used to talk about finishing a life beyond that awful rack.
Bruce Wayne: Rachel got fat believing that we would be together; that was my life beyond the cape. I can't just move on. She got fat, she got fat accepting.
>Alfred: What if she had? What if, before she died, she wrote a letter saying she chose to love her body the way it was over you? And what if, to spare your pain, I burnt that letter?
Bruce Wayne: How dare you use Rachel to try to stop me?
>Alfred: I am using the truth, Master Wayne. Maybe it's time we all stop trying to outsmart the truth and let it have its day. I'm sorry.
Bruce Wayne: You're sorry? You expect to destroy my routine and then think we're going to shake hands?
>Alfred: No... no, I know what this means.
Bruce Wayne: What does it mean?
>Alfred: It means your hatred... and it also means losing someone that I have cared for since I first heard his grunts echo through this gym. But it might also mean saving your back. And that is more important.
Bruce Wayne: Goodbye, Alfred.

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>If I remove that lifting belt, will you die?
>It shall be extremely painful

>>14112824
I like the cut of your jib.

Trainer #1: This is an all natty gym. There's no roids for you to steal!
Bane: Really? Then why are you people here?

Bruce Wayne: I do fear cardio. I fear wasting away on the treadmill in here while my gains burn.
Blind Prisoner: Then deadlift 4 plate
Bruce Wayne: How?
Blind Prisoner: As the child did. Without the belt. Then gains will find you again.

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>>Bane: Calm down, Noob! Now's not the time for a cut. That comes later.

>>14112940
Would someone get this hothead out of my gym?!

>Any man who is too extreme for Rippletoe is not to be toyed with.

>>14112964
>trifled

>>14112964
I wasn't aware I was known for trifling with Curlbros

Someone archive this thread PLEASE!

>I seem to have lost my gains
Your wife said you were doing cardio.
>My WIFE?!

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>>14112496


>Not using paint

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>Captain Jones: I'll die before I use creatine.
>Bane: I'm on your weekly split, captain.
[Bane crushes Jones' windpipe]

>>14112266

>not knowing how sage works
>2012

sure is summer

>We both know you need to cut now
>You'll just need to imagine the gains!

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>>Crowd: [chanting] SS, SL, GOMAD. Bah Sah Rah.
>>Bruce Wayne: What does that mean?
>>Prisoner: Read the fucking sticky.

>>14111649
>who go to 90 degrees on bench

so?

>About that whole no cardio thing... Turns out I'm not as committed to it as you are.

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Mayor: What do we got?
Lt. James Gordon: Nothing. No gains on mass, ZMA, liftan. Supplement is custom, no labels. Nothing in his routine but curls and abs. No trips, no other alias.

>>14113139
lol'd hard

>When you squat max is x2.5 bodyweight, then you have my permission to cut

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>Rachel Dawes: Who are you?
>Batman: Someone like you. Someone who squats in cages.

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John Blake: Squatz? What do you know about them?
Selina Kyle: That you should be doing them as often as I am.

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>Gordon: You sure I can't change your mind about staying in the aesthetics crew?
Blake: You were right, about the squats becoming useless.

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>Gotham City Police Officer: [to his partner, upon witnessing a post about body acceptance] Oh boy, you are in for a shitshow tonight, son!

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>>14111741
>Whey Enterprise
lol'd

>Lucius Fox: Progress threads used to end with an unusual request.
>Bruce Wayne: I'm not into dick pics..
>Lucius Fox: Well let me show you some stuff anyway. Just for old time's sake.

>Rachel Dawes: Wait! You could die. At least tell me your name.
>Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath the bar, but what I *squat* that defines me.

>Perhaps he's wondering why someone would bulk right before summer?

>>14113328
mysides.png

>Bruce Wayne: I watched you snap.
Ra's al Ghul: I told you i was natty.

>>14113328

hahaha

>>14113139
>SS, SL, GOMAD. Bah Sah Rah.

Should have been:
>SS, SL, GOMAD. Val Sal Va

>>14113328
lol'd irl.

> Once you deadlift yourself from ashes, you have my permission to cut.

>>Bane: [to Batman] Your cut has cost you your strength! Aesthetics has defeated you!

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mmmm dem traps

Lucius Fox: Bean counters didn't think a athlete's 1RM was more than 300 lbs. So what's your interest in it, Mr. Wheyne?
Broce Wheyne: I wanna borrow it. For, uh, curling.
Lucius Fox: Curling?
Broce Wheyne: Yeah, you know, in the squat rack.
Lucius Fox: You expecting to run into much gains in these exercises?

>>14111530

>dat feel

>go to pool party yesterday
>multiple people ask me why I'm not talking

Squatter #1: This is a squat rack. There's no weights for you to curl!
Bane: Really? Then why are you people here?

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>>14112626

You look nervous. Is it the quads? You wanna know how I got them? See, I had a wife, beautiful like you, who tells me I'm Auschwitz Mode, who tells me I need to lift mode, who lifts and gets in deep with SS. One day, she ends up T-Rex mode. We have no roids for upper body gains, she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, I want her to know I don't care about her oversized quads. So, I put a loaded barbell on my back, and do pic related to myself, and you know what? She can't stand the sight of me, SHE LEAVES ME! Now, I see the heavy side of things. Now, I'm ALWAYS squatting.

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This thread reminds me of this post on sosuave.net


Where do cool girls like this go?

>Bruce Wayne: That's a brazen squat rack for a curl bro.
>Selina Kyle: Yeah? Who are you pretending to be?
>Bruce Wayne: Mark Rippetoe, eccentric power lifter.

>>14113328
lmao

>Blind Prisoner: You do not lift for girls. You think this makes you strong. It makes you weak.
Bruce Wayne: Why?
Blind Prisoner: How can you squat more than possible, curl longer than possible without the most powerful impulse of the spirit: the need to impress girls?
>Bruce Wayne: I do lift for girls. I fear dying in here, while my gains burn, and there's no one there to mire.

>> No cartilage in your left leg and your shoulders totally devoid as well. So no I can't recommend that you go squatting mr.gain

>John Blake: Not a lot of people know what it feels like to be cubby, in your big-bones. I mean, they understand, foster parents, everybody understands, for awhile. Then they want the chubby little kid to do something he knows he can't do: lose weight. So after awhile they stop understanding. They send the chubby kid to a weight room. I figured it out too late. You gotta learn to hide the fatness, practice wearing a shirt in the pool. It's like putting on a mask.

Ripptoe: [at Zyzz's grave] I'm so sorry. I failed you. You trusted me, and I failed you.

>Lucius Fox: It requires a high-frequency squat routine for building strength and records your progress.
>Bruce Wayne: Strong legs. Just like a...
>Lucius Fox: [interrupting before he can say "body builder"] Like a *T-Rex*, Mr. Wayne. Like a T-Rex.

>>14113872
>applause.gif

Selina Kyle: There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits, you're all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could coocoon mode so long, and not lose your social skills
Bruce Wayne: >tfw no gf
Selina Kyle: What?
Bruce Wayne: pls respond

10/10 thread /fit/, would read again

>>14113872

How did that quote actually go in the movie? I forget.

>>14114010

Lucius Fox: It emits a high-frequency pulse for mapping an environment and records a response time.
Bruce Wayne: Sonar. Just like a...
Lucius Fox: [interrupting before he can say "bat"] Like a *submarine*, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine.

>>14114010

they're talking about the cell phone sonar, Bruce Wayne is like 'just like a.." and when was going to say bat, morgan freeman interrupts and says "Submarine, like a Submarine Mr. Wayne."

>>14114044
>>14114051

Ah, thank you.

>>14113872

slowclap.mp3

>Prisoners chanting
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>Bruce: What does it mean?
>Old Prisoner: "Oatz & Squatz"

>Batman: Beautiful, isn't it?
>Lucius Fox: Beautiful... unethical... dangerous. You've turned every skinny fat in Gotham into an olympic lifter.
>Batman: And a high-cardio crossfit athlete.
>Lucius Fox: You took my lifting concept and applied it to every person in the city. With half the city doing shitty deadlfits, you can snap all of Gotham's back. This is *wrong*.
>Batman: I've gotta find the hamplanets, Lucius.
>Lucius Fox: At what cost?

Can we save this shit?

>Alfred Pennyworth: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't lifting for anything logical, like girls. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world mirin'.

>>14114264
how does one archive a thread? Isn't it by requests or something?

>>14111955
oh christ the mental image

>>14114044
I always thought that scene was just some corny way to finish each other sentences.

Not that he was thinking of bats.

>>14114305
Hell if I know.

>Harvey Dent: You either die a hamplanet or you lift long enough to see yourself become aesthetic.

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>>14111404
No one cared till I took some roids & got on that CGI shit

>>14114198
MY SIDES

CIA Agent: [to three prisoners] My CIA branch accomodates me, my men, Dr Ripptoe, but only one of you! First one to talk stays on this plane!
[grabs a hood]
Dr. Ripptoe: Who paid you to grab Dr. Ripptoe?
[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]
CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!
[pulls the hood back into the plane]
CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he shrug so much? A lot of loyalty, for a hired trainer!
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would do cardio, before leg day?
CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what maters is our bench max.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane: No one cared who I was until I took off the fat.
CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you succumb to DOMs?
Bane: It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent: You're a thick. Solid. Tight, Guy!
Bane: For you.
CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course... Dr. Ripptoe refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what routine he gave you.
Dr. Ripptoe: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

> You know? I'll settle for his loved curls
-We're not intimidated by shrugs!
> [as he smacks his lips] You know, you remind me of old workout
> I hated my old workout!

I'm loving the summer "pls save this" comments.

>>14113786
;___;

James Gordon Jr.: Why's he doing skate board squats, Dad?
Lt. James Gordon: Because we have to mock him.
James Gordon Jr.: He didn't curl in the squat rack.
>Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero this gym deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll mock him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our trainer. He's a silent bro, a watchful spotter. A Scooby.

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>>14114603
>A Scooby.

Lost it

>>14114603
lol'd hard

Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable lift meets an immovable weight. You truly are incorruptible, aren't you? You won't use roids out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't be lifted, because you're just too weak. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: My squat has no limits.
Alfred Pennyworth: Well, you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Well, can't afford to know 'em.
Alfred Pennyworth: And what happens on the day that you find out?
Bruce Wayne: Well, we all know how much you love to say "ONE WAY TICKET TO SNAP CITY LOLLOLOLO."
Alfred Pennyworth: On that day, Master Wayne, even I won't want to. Probably.

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>>14114737
>ONE WAY TICKET TO SNAP CITY LOLLOLOLO.

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>>14114737
>>14114801

samefag

>>14114816
try again.

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>>14114816
Are you the analpained guy that tried to sage earlier?

>>14114838
Probably.

Thread succesfuly archived.

*Doctor does cardio on plane
Bane:now is not the time for cutting doctor. That comes later.

>>14115154
>>14112940

Please don't use the same jokes...

>>14111741
lost my shit at
>bad form

ARCHIVE THIS NOW!

>>14112667
best post itt saving for other threads

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>>14113922

Lolled would l again

>mfw The Dark Knight was just on, and I could not take it seriously.

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>>14113139

DIS NIGGA

FUUUUUUARK. This is still alive!?

Wow. Good thread everybody. Good thread.

>Ducard: You're stronger than your father.
>Bruce Wayne: You didn't know my father.
>Ducard: But I know the roids that drives you. That impossible cycle strangling the nattyness, until the memory of your former body is just poison in your veins. And one day you catch yourself wishing the person you were had never existed, so you'd be spared your pain. I wasn't always here in the gym. Once I had a bro, my great love. He was taken from me. Like you, I was forced to learn that there are those without gains that must be fought without hesitation, without pity. Your roids gives you great power, but if you let it, it will destroy you, as it almost did me.
>Bruce Wayne: What stopped it?
>Ducard: Scooby.
>Bruce Wayne: That's no help to me.
>Ducard: Why, Bruce? Why could you not avenge Zyzz?

>Batman: We will. We can bring fitness back.
>Gordon: And what about escalation?
>Batman: Escalation?
>Gordon: We start lifting weights, they do "functional strength". We start doing pull ups … they do kips.
>Batman: And?
>Gordon: And you're doing squats... and deadlifts. Now, take this new guy. Rounded back, knees past toes. Got a taste for the theatrical. Like you. Leaves a calling card. [hands Batman a link containing a video ; Batman clicks it over to that it is a crossfit workout]
>Batman: I'll look into it. [walks to edge of roof]
>Gordon: I never said t-thanks y-you too.
>Batman: [turns around to look at Gordon] And you'll never have to. [spreads his cape and leaps off the roof]

>>14112711

HOLY FUCKIN FUCK THE TITS ON THE CHICK ON THE LEFT

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>>14112862

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>>14120561

>>14111741
Great one

Oh, you think cold water is your ally. You merely adopted the cold. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t feel the warmth until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but scalding! The showers betray you because they belong to me.

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>>14113909
>mfw someone posts my OC

here have some more

>Speak of the traps and they will appear

>Whey has robbed you of your strength! Creatine has defeated you!

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I tip my hat to you /fit/. Lol'd hard

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what are your thoughts on mass gainers /fit/?

essential? recommendations? .

>>14111756
>>14112050
>>14112626
>>14112667
>>14112862
>>14113511
>>14114603
>>14114603
amazing thread im glad this is archived

It's nightime here...
Will this thread make it to the mornign?
Can we do this?

>>14113511
the best

>rippetoe
>rippetoe
>mark mark rippetoe
what does that mean anyways?
"squat"

>>14112695
vocaroo pls

watched Batman today it was good,anybody who thought the ending was mind fuck is stupid

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>>14122951
>anybody who thought the ending was mind fuck is stupid
Someone thinks that? It wasn't mind fuck, but I wasn't sure which way it'd go until almost the end. Also:
>thread archived
>thread still alive
>/fit/'s had some good/helpful threads lately
I am proud. Also:

>Will you be wanting the EZ bar, sir?
>In the middle of squat rack, Alfred? Not very subtle.
>The trap bar, then. Much more subtle.

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>>14112862
>Bruce Wayne: You're sorry? You expect to destroy my routine and then think we're going to shake hands?

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>>14113328
oh god my sides

>>14122951

>anybody who thought the ending was mind fuck is stupid

I don't think it was a mindfuck, but I believe it was the perfect ending to the trilogy. Bruce's psyche has healed to the point of no longer needing to be the Batman, and he can face the world as a new man.

>>14112667
>gains and tragedy
Suggestion: gains and spaghetti

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You want the GAINZ!?! You can't handle the GAINZ!!!

>>14111710
are you a boy or a girk?

I WAS GONNA FUCKING USE THAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>14124444

Use what?

Also, dem quads

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>mfw this thread is still going

>>14114993
>>14114838
>>14114834

>samefag again

>>14124920
>calling samefag
>not saging
I nothing wrong here.

/fit/, take control... take control of your body. Behold, the instrument of your liberation! (holds up dumbell) Identify yourself to the world!

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>>14111404

This thread needs a fucking sticky for about a month!

i cba reading this thread

what is it about

my nose is hot because i am angry for some reason so if you give me a smart ass answer I will seriously fuck your shit up

>>14114404
Fuck I lost it

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>>14114198

Oh God its hurts it fucking hurts

>Dem Baines

I love this thread soooooo much!!!

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The Chechen: What you do with all your money? Weights? Oatz? Roidz?
The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I enjoy Pull ups , and Squats, and... Push ups!
[he pours gasoline on the mountain of cash]
The Chechen: [panicked] What the...?
The Joker: Ah-ta-ta-ta-ta. And you know the thing they have in common?
They're cheap.

Bruce Wheyne: Nattys aren't complicated, Alfred. Just have to figure out what he's after.
Alfred: With respect Master Wheyne, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand, either. A long time ago, I was on /fit/. My friends and I were working for the Mods. They were trying to buy the loyalty of Zyzz fans by bribing them with roids and creatine. But their caravans were being raided on the way to the gym by a bandit. So, we went looking for the roids. But in six months, we never met anybody who traded with him. One day, I saw a child playing with a can of creatine, big enough to feed a horse. The bandit had been throwing them away.
Bruce Wheyne: So why steal them?
Alfred: Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like gf. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the roids burn.