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Hi, /ck/. Let's make a giant hot pocket.
Pic related, I just brought the dough ingredients together.
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Let's just knead this for a little bit.
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I'll see you guys once the dough has rested.
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Holy shit those are awful pictures.

Interested in seeing how this turns out though.
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>>4282464
I'd like to thank all the little people. I couldn't have done it without you guys.
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Slight confession to make. I took those pics over 45 minutes ago, so the dough is ready to go.

Flattened it into a pizza like shape.
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soaking some frosted flakes in blue water.
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>>4282482
Straining them before I dry them in the oven.
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boiling some spaghetti
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>>4282482
>>4282486
Dude what
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Also boiling some lasagna in the microwave
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>>4282494
the fuck are you doing OP
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>>4282491
>>4282494
dude


what
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What the hell is happening? What happened to giant hot pocket time.
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placing boiled lasagna down on the pizza dough, and spaghetti carefully placed on top.
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>>4282506
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mfw
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Placing the second sheet of lasagna on top to form a pocket. Also placing pasta sauce (the secret ingredient in anchovy).
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>>4282506
oh my lord
do idiots really waste money for some people on a forum to go 'wat'
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Adding marshmallows and the dried blue frosted flakes.
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>>4282522
r u gon eet dat
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>>4282522
What the fuck is going on
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Crumbled cheetos are the perfect pizza cheese.
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>>4282522
>>4282527
OP pls
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>>4282527
The fuck are you doing?
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Rolling the whole thing up, rubbing with olive oil, and topping with a little more cheeto dust, then transferring to a baking sheet I made out of tin foil.
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>>4282527
I-

I don't know what's going on
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>>4282533
JESUS PLEASE SAVE US
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>>4282533
>yfw this actually somehow tastes good
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OP here with another confession. I actually started this thread when I put this in the oven, it's about ready to be taken out.
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>>4282541
the only part i dont trust is the blue water
what the fuck was that
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Here we go!
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>>4282545
I assume it was water with blue food coloring. I mean, what else could it have been? Some sort of juice, I guess.
>>4282548
Eat it, faggot.
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Using my chef's knife to prick my hand so I can squeeze a drop of blood onto it.
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>>4282553
that was truly unecessary just cut the damn thin gin half and show us, then eat it.
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>>4282545
I'm hoping it's blue arsenic.
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>>4282557
i never said i trusted the flavor everything else is edible though.
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First slice.
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fucking disgusting
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>>4282560
>mfw it actually looks good
>remember what's in it
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Getting a second slice so I can cum on it.
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>>4282567
is that spaghetti even cooked?
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>>4282567
just eat it, faggot
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>>4282570
too late
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Make sure you get sum dat good scat on it OP. u seem like the kinda guy who likes sum dat good scat.
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Tastes pretty good.
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The part that I found the grossest is that I'm pretty sure that spaguetti was boiled to mush
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This has been a lot of fun, thanks for your input guys!
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Jeff pls go
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>>4282572
>>4282582
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The fuck. Just...the fuck.
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>>4283882
My thoughts exactly.
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>>4282612
Who is Jeff
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>>4282584
not the cum eating?
anyways at least the dough was cooked, unlike that awful meatbread.
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this vaguely reminds me of the sogwich
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Best thread on /ck/ right now.
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>>4282518
apparently, yes
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>>4284267
ask /fit/
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>>4285098
Is that a compliment to OP, or an insult to everyone else?
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>>4283882
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>This thread
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>>4282486
>>4282482
Saw something like this a few days ago on another board...
Something about crusty cunt flakes.
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>>4282527
this looks like an omelet from neopets.
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>>4287176
Shhh, if they know its origin they won't give the dish a chance.
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>>4287197
I won't even give it a chance, I will stay hushed though.
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So I'm bumping this thread just so people who haven't seen it can witness this monstrosity. They need to.
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>>4289265
They do?
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>>4289265
Holy tits, thanks.
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...So this is what /mlp/ came up with in the end?

I'm all for creating a dish for a broad, great idea, but that whole offering blood/cum thing ruins it.
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>>4291393
>/mlp/
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>>4291398
Aw shit the cat's out of the bag. I guess the blood thing does make more sense if he was praying to the pony god.
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MAKE ANOTHER OP
SHARE IT WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS
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what
the
fuck
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>>4291393
I thought the blood was a nice touch
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>this thread
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>>4282437
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>>4289265
thanks.
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>this fucking thread

All of my wats.
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It's /mlp/'s retarded attempt at cooking. There was some gay thread posted about it like a week ago.
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How is thread still alive
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>>4293308
>bumping the thread 7 hours after the last post
>guys how is this thread still alive
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vertical, please.
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This thread
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Actually looks pretty darn good...
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>>4293396
wat
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i love you /ck/
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>>4287195
Omg this.
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>>4293396
>>4293425
Thank you
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>>4282553
no.
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>>4294517
What's wrong with that? Doesn't everyone do this before eating?
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>>4294617
I know I do
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Was working on a vertical than screwed everything up. I'll work on it later.
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>>4294760
I don't
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Dear god why would anyone make and use blue frosted flakes in some way
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>>4296874
The same reason they would make a literal blood sacrifice to the my little pony god?

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