ads

Like a freezer of frozen leftovers.

A bunch of posts sharing recipes for easy casseroles and one pot meals and replies thanking OP for the recipe and showing genuine gratitude.

Also a lot of posts bragging about children and grandchildren. Oh God, that would be frightening

cookie recipes, EVERYWHERE

and threads about ice cream suggestions for out of the carton consumption while watching specific movies

We should get all our mom's to post on /ck/ one day and see what happens. Hopefully they wont look at the other boards on 4chan.

>>3298558
That would be hilarious and probably a much better board for actual recipes. Make /ck/ even slower though as they each took about two hours to type the perfect polite response.

>>3298555

>how to make cakes thread
>whats the best kind of cake /ck/?
>cookies pies and cakes, post em!
>so my grandson is coming over what do i make
>metimucil goes on steak thread

>>3298586
>so my grandson is coming over what do i make

This made me laugh. Unfortunately I will never have a grandson to make food for.

No troll threads, no ramen, no weeaboo.

A lot of shitty recipes though.

recipes for bland one pot dishes and potatoes as far as the eye can see, and no trolling because everyone would agree on everything

i have a feeling there would be a lot of chatspeak.
but maybe that's just my mom.

>How I get my son to eat his greens?
>My daughter refuses to eat my dinners anymore. She says it's unhealthy and loaded with grease. I've already reduced many of my recipes to half a stick of butter. What should I do?
>baby food recipe thread? Baby food recipe thread.

Instead of tired/high threads,
>Husband/children's cooking mishaps (god bless them for trying!)

To be honest, it sounds like paradise compared to the /ck/ we have at the moment. I'm a bit miffed over the board being all about sleazy bachelors arguing of whether burgers make you fat.

more threads about mayonnaise & fruit concoctions

pic related: some vile nasty shit which includes mayo & fruit

I would lurk just for the recipes. Middle aged and old women usually have amazing recipes. It would be awesome.

Empty. Moms can't captcha.

lots and lots of recipes that require canned cream of whatever that allow you to make a "quick and easy meal even during the work week"
that and recipes involving ranch dressing packets.

Fav Low Fat Recipes Thread?

No sceak, chef cain, progun or progun strokers!

>mfw

>What if /ck/ was only used by women aged 30-65. How would it look?
sexy

>>3298752

>Middle aged and old women usually have amazing recipes.

sup parallel universe anon? which one are you posting from?

>>3298544
>How would it look?

Fucking Casseroles. ALL DAY LONG.

>>3298773

They'd all be here still, just in the form of 40-something housewives.

Pic related, it's Progun.

Hello there gals,

So I was out at some oriental restaurant last night, and they had what I thought was a glob of guacamole on the side of one of the dishes! I was kind of afraid of the raw fish, so I just had some of the guacamole because I was hungry, but it wasn't guacamole! It was so hot that I cried.

>mfw I saw this happen

>>3298823
hey look, its sceak getting ready for the olympic team

every thread would revolve around making their husband sammiches

Wow, the naivete in this thread is amazing.

>>3298823
>comparing Betty White with that fat faggot neckbeard

>>3298880
You read my mind.

There would be occasional off-topic threads about marriage problems.

>Last night I was making dinner and I accidentally burned the chicken
>My husband came home tired from work and was wondering what happened to dinner
>Then he hit me for ruining dinner
>Should I call the police on him?

>>3298558
>implying your moms aren't already on here and have been for quite some time.

>>3298787
My mother is an awesome cook. Her mother made epic deserts. My other grandmother made the best lasagna and also treacle tarts.

>mfw there is no imageboard for people who seriously want to discuss cooking and sharing recipes.
>mfw every chan is populated with sarcastic college aged males and you can't have a serious conversation.

I for one, in this momchan heaven.

:) I love this thread OP, seriously probably funniest thing Ive ever read here

They would all try to reply by making a new thread.
One guy would post a virus link and they would all click it.
Every post would be accompanied by a 90's style gif.

>>3299016

Irma Joy, how is your nephew doing? Tell him he's been in my thoughts and prayers lately.

And now my recipe for Aunt Peggy's Zesty Taco Casserole!

>>3298991
>mfw I am a mom over thirty
>mfw I post OC nearly every day
>mfw I know I'm one of the most accumulated, comprehensive advice dealers on /ck/.
>mfw I know I'm not the only one of us.
also,
>mfw I laughed my ass off reading this thread after getting back from buying $270 worth of booze for the holiday party this weekend.
Merry Christmas, /ck/!!!

>>3299020

oh my goddamn jesus-sparkles

>>3299029
>after getting back from buying $270 worth of booze for the holiday party this weekend
>mfw the only reason you`re invited is because you`re that one omega who buys the booze for everyone

>>3298991
Stfu you cunt! It's 4chan. There are going to be trolls. Ask legitimate questions and you'll still get legitimate answers, you just have to sift through bs.

Also, threads on keeping 'regular'.

>>3299029

i want to believe

>>3298991
There are many good food-related forums though. Not the same thing. But imageboards are always going to suffer from the Great Internet Fucktard problem.

MFW you teens think 30 is old, LOL!

>>3299034
We're hosting the party, so of course we buy the booze. You don't ask your guests to BYOB, that's poor manners. YOU invited THEM, so you should be prepared.

>>3299039
Believe what? That >>3299029 is female? Cause I'll tell you right now that, that is bullshit.

>>3299045

thanks for your opinion, but i still want to believe

>>3299045
Ah, another chan myth....

>>3299045
lol, lil dawg, you really think no women post on 4chan. come on lil dawg, be real now.

THX OP!

I loved the pork bread banana bake! I cut the salt back from 1/4C to 3Tbs b/c hubbys doctor sayes he should cut back a bit (his back is okay now though) This was PERFECT because the STORE had a SALE on WONDERBREAD this week! Hubby LOVED it and all the time he sayes "I cant believe your so good of a cook" and its just In a days work for a dedicated serious home chef! But work is never done, I have to give the dog a bath and vaccumm the whole house! Thanx again OP!!1

--NYmama57
_______________________________________
If you think you are perfect– Try walking on water.

i think 30 was a lil off, most of the jokes people are making are about suburban housewives in america from like mid-40s to early 60s

How long is it safe to keep unwrapped hard candies in my bag?

My friend Sue says 2 years is fine but I'm not sure.

>>3299050

I lol'd heartily

>>3299049
I also don't believe niggers know how to use computer, nor have comprehension of the English language.

Jew moms spreading smaltz spam.

>>3299034
There are many advantages to getting older:
- money to buy booze
- you realise that things like alpha/beta/omega is just pop-psychology bullshit.

Now pull your pants up and get your hat on straight son, adults are talking.

I'm 62 years old and what is this?

>>3299050

>>3298547

I've come across such forums occasionally when searching for recipes. Rather than hubby >>3299050, I usually see them use DH (dear husband).

better

maybe 50-65

that would be sweet

>>3298991

>>3299050
Everything about that is perfect. Especially the signature.

OT: I recently had a hysterectomy and was wondering if I should broil or saute my uterus.

My cervix looked very tough, so I'm just going to use it for stock

>>3299101

>>3299101

Does red or white go with that?

>that feel when menopause
>that feel when hot flashes and facial hair

-sassykitten59

>>3299101
slow cook that shit

>>3298544
>>3298545
>>3298547
>>3298555
>>3298558
>>3298581
>>3298586
>>3298588
...
...
...
>>samebag

There would be threads about Japanese food.

I love Japanese food, but the threads about it are horrible, so... I'd be ok with this.

What the hell kind of old ladies do you know?
Knowing my mom, it would be endless posts about the weird shit her dad eats.
Like squid ink pasta and polpi in umido.

Haha,

Moms are so funny and adorable.

>>3299118
OOH, GOOD QUESTION. UTERUS HAS A MILDER FLAVOR SO I'D ACTUALLY GO WITH A SEBASTIANI ROSE WHITE ZIN

How can I spice up a skillet meal? Things to add? Any ideas?

Less than well steaks are for liberal urban "foodies" or 20y/o hapsters.

Prove me wrong.

Rate your city's McFlurries

Louisville, KY 10/10

In the winter these things come out of the drive through window sooo cold. Shit is so cash.

>>3299165

>Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in Chief is Gayle Butler. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by the Meredith Corporation. It was founded in 1922 by Edwin Meredith, who had previously been the United States Secretary of Agriculture under Woodrow Wilson.

>Here are the coupons you will find in the December 2011 issue of Better Homes and Gardens:

20% OFF one single item @ Bed, Bath & Beyond (exp. 1/9/12)
$5/$10 or more purchase @ Hallmark Crown Store (exp. 12/24)
40% OFF/1 Regular Priced Martha Stewart Crafts Scrapbooking Item (exp. 12/6)
20% OFF your entire purchase + FREE Shipping on Eddie Bauer catalog & Internet orders (exp. 12/20)
$5/1 Any Size HoneyBaked Bone-In Half Ham (exp. 12/31)
$ .50/1 Vicks Cold & Flu or Cough Relief item - excludes trial size - Target Coupon - (exp. 2/1/12)
$1.00/1 NatuRelief (exp. 6/30/12)

epub: http://www.archive.org/download/cu31924000610117/cu31924000610117.epub
pdf: http://www.archive.org/download/cu31924000610117/cu31924000610117.pdf

>>3299118

Walter just bought me a fancy box of wine, I think it goes with everything

Just checked the icebox for the name: Franzia Refreshing Blush it is. What a sweet man I have.

This after he'd spent all morning unclogging the drains. (Our precious teenage grandson is in for the holidays and it appears he was so embarrassed by the smell of his socks that he flushed one of them down the toilet. )

>>3299191

You should get him a Jizzle

MAKING MEATLOAF FOR DH WHEN HE GETS HOME OUT OF KETCHUP TO BATHE MEATLOAF IN SO JUST GOING TO USE SOME COCKTAIL SAUCE HOPEFULLY HE WONT NOTICE LOL!!!

It's obvious that slow cooker threads would be prevalent, but what would scotch/whiskey threads mutate into?

Btw, op, way to go.

>>3299195
Being a 30-65 year old women doesn't make you a retard, ya know.

>>3299020
I don't think a gif has ever made me laugh so hard before. I fuckin love this board sometimes.

>>3299196
boxed wine threads

Reserve the liquid from your canned vegetables and keep it together in a container in the fridge. It's a great substitute for bouillon!

Broke collegefag threads would now be about sending care packages to 'my little man' who's away at college.

Tea threads?

>>3299197
But being a 50s housewife aparently did.

>>3299220
They'd still be teathreads, they'd just be about nothing except bagged herbal tea and MAYBE "irish breakfast".

I think this should be archived.

>>3299523

Have you tried cooking on a large dose of Valium?

>>3299569
Agreed. I haven't laughed this hard at a /ck/ thread in a while.
>http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival


To contribute, the idea of my stepmother (or mother, but she refuses to use the internet for social reasons) using /ck/ cracks me up. She'd post shit like
>>3299020
constantly. The horror. Her constant facebook posts about "HURR WE SHOULD ALL SAY 'MERRY CHRISTMAS', FUCK YOUR VIEWS BECAUSE JESUS AND AMERICA" are annoying enough.

Weight Watchers generals everywhere.
"I've had 200 calories for breakfast so I should be good until supper."

>>3299215
this almost made me puke

>>3299600

Needs one more vote to be archived.

>http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

>implying they wouldn't all post recipes with one ingredient missing so nobody would ever be able to make it but them.

A packet is good in any dish...

amirite girls??

>>3299785

GOD TIER:
>gatorade

MID TIER:
>powerade

GET THE HECK OUT TIER:
>kool-aid

>mfw i'm now imagining 4chan where everyone is a 30-65 year old woman

>>3299891
Naw betsy. You get moviprep for colonoscopy prep now. It's covered by medicaid.

That would be hilarious.

Think of how many times they would refer to themselves as "chocoholics" from their menopause.

>>3299215
My mom used to do that. Good thing I moved out of that place, I miss her baked goods though, I can't into baking.

We're not that far off.

> My extended family is coming over.
> Make a big pot of spaghetti.
> Worried the sauce is too cheap and they'll think I'm white trash.
> Worried the wine is too cheap and they'll know I don't even drink wine.
> Family arrives with various foods they all brought.
> Get drunk on my shitty wine and barely taste my shitty food.
> Everything went better than expected :) :) :)
[spoilers]> my face when my son starts talking about his atheism while chewing garlic bread with his mouth open[/spoilers]

>>3300191
lol

that text analysis software is sexist as fuck, mang

>>3299042
30 IS old.
You can't do shit new or interesting with your life when you're 30.

>>3300236
Oh wait, you're serious....let me laugh even harder...

>>3300236
That's when your career really starts to move and you're making a decent amount of money, you stupid fuck.

We'll see how old you think 30 is when you're 28 or so.

>>3300253
True dat...
And for that matter, these days, it's not until you get into your 40s and 50s that you really start making the big bucks.

>>3299050
My god, it's beautiful. One time in te comments of an allrecipes recipe, a woman wrote something like
>the hubby doesn't even like vegetables, but he LOVED THIS!

>>3300256
Yeah, I was working for a non for profit place office, all the kids my age were on $15AUD an hour, the fifty year old was making over $100K

... Everyone hated that fucker though.

Anyway, sorry for going off topic. My mum and my grandmother are making all the food for Christmas now, we're polish to we celebrate on the 24th. We've spent seven hours making over 100 peices of pieroggi. Told her about the thread and she said she'd probably be asking about how to improve the cheesecake they're attmpting to peice together atm.

>>3300259
>allrecipes

LOL, I use that site a lot for finding recipes, but you're right about the horrifyingly stupid comments. I can't read the comment section without either raging or facepalming myself stupid. Example: (from a recipe for rolled sugar cookies I was thinking of making)

>I just sat down from making these. I forgot to add the egg initially, so the first batch was without it. They tasted fine anyway...hubby said he actually preferred those! He did say he'd like more sugar in the dough either way. Maybe I'll add 1/4c. to 1/2c. more sugar next time. I'll also cut back on the lemon extract by half, using only 1/4tsp. I rolled these extra thick, about 1/4inch, so they'd be soft & chewy. I cooked them for about 10 minutes and then let them sit on the hot tray for a while. It made about 32 cookies. I guess I don't like the hassle of painting on the icing. I ended up dumping the cookies in the bowl of icing face down & then giving them a shake. I think I'll stick with the colored granulated sugar, especially for Christmas.

>>3300270
>icing
>cookies

plebeian tier

>>3300270
My god...
I just went and clicked on a random review for a random recipe and got this:
>Fairly simple to prepare, amazingly yummy. We substituted spinach for the bell pepper.
How does that even make sense?

:)

Thanks for the recipe OP. I made it exactly as you described using fresh ingredients. Everyone loved it! A perfect recipe!

Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

>>3300279
"DH" works too

>>3300764
what is DH? i see it all the time on collegeboard forum

you people must've had some dull moms

>>3300805
I can personally attest that this guy's mom is not dull.

>>3300795
"Dear Husband". Its peppered all over allrecipes.com

Someone needs to make a momchan, and advertise it on sites that moms read, like what comes default on their toolbar.

Man, my mom never really cooked. Which is fine, I guess, she's a working single mother. But I wish the taste of my childhood was more than ready meals and take-away.

If you want to promote both regularity and holiday cheer, substitute "ALL BRAN" cereal for bread crumbs in your stuffing this Christmas

Bump for great justice

It would change from /ck/ to /wi/

It would look a lot different than you think. Most woman in that category are not some lazy wake at noon dip shits like most of you. They also have the experience where you just have what you think devine knowledge about things. To criticze someone who is older than you is about the dumbest fucking thing i can imagine.
I am a 40 year old married to a 45 yr old woman who would cook circles around you lazy neck beards.
Maybe if the lot of you would pay attention to those older than you (i know, waking before noon is a drag for you assclowns)instead of playing video games and lurking 4chan thinking you have it all figured out, maybe some of you could do something with your lives besides bitching about us older people.
ITT: idiots who lack perspective
inb4 "old guy" comments. Fuck you. I am twice the man any of you are.

>>3301777

You are also proclaiming how "tough" you are in the internet...just saying...

I love this thread.

>>3301777
I know it's a troll post but still
> To criticze someone who is older than you is about the dumbest fucking thing i can imagine.

Because age determines your intelligence. So let's see your wife's tits and cooking or gtfo.

>>3301777
mad?????

also: I'm quite amused by this thread

also: I'm a year older than you

also: I'm more of a man than you (using your flawed logic)

>>3301811
Never said tough.
Notice no one is denying the sleep till noon thing.
Wisdom is almost always a result of age... if you are a year older than me then you are more than likely slightly wiser. It all stems from experience and what you take away from it.
All i was really trying to say is children are people who think adults are 'stupid and gross'
And am i mad? Fuck yeah. In my late teens and twenties I learned everything from older people because i chose to pay attention to those poeple who lives I admired. I see so many people in there 20's now acting like they should have a lifestyle like mine even though they haven't put in the 20+ years of toil that i have. They think it was magically handed to me and it should be given to them.
I thought that way when i was 12.... not 20. I really think a generation raised on ADHD medication... they are blinded by their own magnificence.

Your whole childhood having everyone tell you the stupid shit you did and said was not your fault, you had a "disease". Guess what? ADHD is not a disease and your stupid parents should have recognized that and beat your asses instead of rushing to the doctor saying "he just won't listen.. he needs ritalin (or WTF ever)"
NO. your parents fucked you up for life and now it's my generation that has to deal with you little whiney bitches who think the sun shines out your assholes.
You'd be mad too if you had the boomers ahead of you and crybabies behind you.

/CK/ related. Making pies like a madman

>>3302343

Bravo! I'm in my mid twenties and I agree with this post.
Also, older women make bitching food; they know all the secrets and we must learn from the awesomeness that is wisdom.
Picture related: mom makes the most fucking delicious tamales in the entire world; I've yet to capture such deliciousness :(

>>3302331
You brought ritalin into this, I think that's pretty irrelevant to most people. It's good to understand that it's likely that people older than you are likely wiser if they have learned from their experiences, but that comes down to character. Wisdom to age is not inherently 1:1 in any way. I wake up at 7:30 everyday on a break because I think it's a good habit (still in high school). But that is irrelevant to anything but your macho man, generalized accusations. Calm down bro.

>>3301777
you're a washed up old loser bro

I don't care how old a woman is, if she's in my kitchen, all she gets to do is suck my cock while I cook.

>>3302868
>being alpha on 4chan

>>3301777
i think this is the maddest i have ever seen someone on the internet

>>3302868
And this person gets most pathetic. congrats

>>3301777
>Maybe if the lot of you would pay attention to those older than you

I'm 25 and probably do more than she does. I'm probably twice the woman she is (although half the volume) and practically half her age (a bit more than half, but close enough).

>>3302918
Tits then gtfo

Food and sex threads as well as lots of threads talking about dumbass teenage kids.

>>3302930
From when I was pregnant. There's more to the picture, I just cropped it down for tits only.

>>3302343
This is a classic example of incoherent rage. Yes, he mentions some things that are rage worthy, but then he confuses cause and effect and mixes in some relevant crap.

Or lets put it another way. That generation of whiners who were their parents? Generation X. That is, you.

>>3301777
>>3301777
>I am twice as mad as any of you are.

Ftfy

>>3302960
i'm sorry i asked

>>3302967
Yeah, milk jig tits aren't very nice to look at, neither are cheap 'just to hold me over until they shrink back down' bras.

>>3302960
more please.

>>3302970
Nah. I don't have any photos of my tits that aren't from my pregnancy, or covered in clothing.

>>3302979
Not yet.

>>3302979
hell, I'd settle for preggie-boobs.
they look quite tasty.

>>3302985
I'm not going to take pictures just to post on 4chan.

>>3302997
Then post the rest of what you have.

>>3302960
You're the one who got knocked up, but you're better than his wife? You might want to rethink that.

>>3303063
I didn't get 'knocked up'. I was a surrogate for my sister since she lost her uterus to cancer.

>>3303089
*blink* *blink* .... you fucked your brother in law because she couldn't into child? What are we, Biblical Palestine?

Does Reddit have a food & cooking forum?

If so, then it would look like that.

>>3303098
>not knowing how surrogacy works

>>3303063
Good for you though, not a lot people will do that :)

>>3303098
What? No. They harvested her eggs, inseminated them with his sperm, and implanted them into me.

>>3303107

And they say romance is dead.

BTW, if you have preg-boob-pics, even with cheap auntie bras (in fact, expecially with cheap aunti bras) please to post. It is the season of giving, after all.

>>3303103
Thanks! I'm guessing you meant to reply to >3303089

But yeah, we've always been really close. And she's such a great mom, and I knew she would be. I actually moved in with them for a couple months after the baby was born to help (breast feeding and all that), only recently moved back to my own place.

>>3303114
Since I have no romantic feelings for him, it worked out great! If I ever decide to have kids though, we'll do it the old fashion way.

>>3303128
MOAR

my hubby hubs hubs dh cut down on salt diabetes the doctor today toxins in my poo black helicopters puppies and kittens can't find a good brand of tamato paste

posts like this would be everywhere:
>This recipe turned out perfectly, its a new family favorite!
>I didn't have any freshly minced garlic on hand so I just substituted it with celery seeds and a few tablespoons of honey and it worked like a charm!

>>3303310

everyrecipecommentsectionever.exe

>2011
>buying HFCS

>>3299188
>mfw better homes share threads

31 yr old mom reporting in. i was a /ck/ regular for years but i got banned for a month back in august and i realized i didn't miss this place.

>>3299050
nice one

18 year old female here

I will make a good wife someday

>>3303369
Never NEVER trust someone who claims something this way.

>>3303369

Until then, you'll make a good fuck toy today.

Now come sit in Daddy's lap.

>>3303128
that's very neat.
thank you!

>>3303442
You're welcome.

I like how this thread went from shit middle aged women would post on /ck/ to middle aged women posting tits on /ck/

>>3304009
The question has been answered! /ck would look like titties, titties everywhere!

Wonderful!

>>3304009
I'm not middle aged.

>>3304065
You sure look like it

>>3304065

bitch, that bra looks middle aged

you are now obligated to prove otherwise

>>3304069
I look middle aged based on swollen milk jug titties in a throw away bra? Ha. I'm 25.

I'm so glad they shrank down now that I'm not breast feeding though.. Fuckers were an G cup in those pictures, and heavy as shit. Its nice to live with out back pain again.

>>3304072
The bra was something super cheap I bought just to hold me over while I was pregnant. I think it cost all of $12. Its certainly an 'aunty' bra, as some one else called it, and not my preferred type. But again, I wasn't going to buy an expensive bra that I'd only use for a couple months.

>>3304076
>>3304074
Women ranting incoherently about shit no one cares about. Shut the fuck up.

>>3304078
I don't see how its ranting. Calmly explaining something is far from ranting.

>>3304078

Middle-aged women do talk about swollen boobs and back pain.

hahaha. Im in my 30s and I post here quite a bit.
No fucking cookies, pot roasts or casseroles.
I posted two things here today and no hate was given.

>implying women actually cook anymore
>implying cooking isn't a definitively masculine thing to do now

As for how it would look like:
>frozen food thread
>frozen food thread
>what kind of obscenely sweet coffee-based drinks do you buy at starbukkks?

It might be exactly the same...
well maybe not. Also, I wish I could meet a girl that actually enjoys cooking like I do. Every girlfriend I've had can't cook for shit, shitty taste in food, and is pretty much a slut.

>>3304202
So your mommy never coked for you, candy cane?

>>3304212

His mommy coked up too often, that's the problem. Her drug habit tore the family apart, and you expect her to cook?

You're a monster.

>>3304212
I'm not the anon you addressed, but my mom hardly did.

Even now in my long-term adult relationship, I do nearly all the cooking too.

>>3306131
I'm a guy, if that wasn't already implied enough by the condition of the reply.

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