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Sorry OP.

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Bumping with more stories

Requesting Sailor Cunt and the Bathroom horrors if anyone has it.

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>>5961956
Shit I don't have that one. Sorry man. Bumping with a different one.

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Bump with more stories.

C'mon. Somebody's got to have some OC to console me in my depression.

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More bumps with craziness.

>>5962040
That one's been confirmed fake. That picture was on DeviantArt as stage makeup.

>>5962046
Wow! Then that artist did a great ass job.

Disappointing but I'm still kind of impressed.

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More stories with hopes for original content.

>Con/Weeaboo horror story thread? Horrible con story thread.

Yeah I got one for you, it's a real bone chiller

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>>5962091
lol oops, i was trying to link directly to /cgl

i hope you get it now. you guys are the worst weeaboo story. ever told.

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>>5962091
Story time then?

>>5962095
Aww. Your failure to actually make a taunt got me excited and then ruined. I thought you were actually going to be interesting and original and then you weren't and so now I'm sad.

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>>5962103
'Fraid not, buddy...

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Last bump and then I'm out of old stories.

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>>5962128
And I'm out

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Tale of Tim the Fuckwit.

Once upon a time there was a Theater Arts student named Tim who was trying to get a BA in Japanese language. Unlike the several other TA students in his year (myself included) that were doing the same, Tim did not know how to hide his power level. This was a shame, because while Tim had the jawline of an angel and the hair of an Italian model named Fabio, he fucking loved moeshit and frequently wore Lucky Star t-shirts with his shabby trench coat. His favorite pair of trainers was a pair of those black and red Fullmetal Alchemist shoes, and whenever he took them off it smelled like someone had died a week ago in the room.

The thing about Tim was, though, that while he loved his moeshit like any self-respecting neckbeard he also loved to play first person shooters. Call of Duty and stuff like that, you know? When he wasn't yakking on about how to properly eat eggs or school uniforms or whatever he was talking about weapons and killing fictional Japanese soldiers and sniping people from this super secret nest he found on his favorite map and how he had gotten two kills with one bullet and wasn't it amazing?

I cannot even begin to understand how he could love both and still come across as a sane human being until you got him talking.

>>5962237

So at my University, Theater Arts students have to take Scene Construction as a degree course. It's basically this amazing class where they turn you loose in a workshop the size of a high school gym and tell you to make things for a grade. Very little supervision, lots of power tools, general instructions given for what needs to be made for a show, basically heaven.

Well I signed up for it and lo and behold, so did Tim. He might have done so because I told him I was taking it at one point, and he had some kind of mild obsession with me because of how fucking Ginger I am and how goddamn small I am (5'2"), but whatever. I am not the focus of this tale. Nay, that would be Tim.

So the first day of Scene Construction rolled around and we were all assembled around the drafting table in one corner of the room. There were five of us, not counting the supervisor that looked like an eighty-year-old Anthony Ainley (goatee and all), and while I was practically bouncing with excitement because oh my god table saw and oh my god band saw and oh my god power tools I love them Tim looked like he was about to die of boredom.

That was, of course, until our supervisor handed him a staple gun.

>>5962239

Looking back, this is where Tim's descent into madness truly began. I think our supervisor must really have been the Master, because there's no way that any human being could have ever been so brilliantly cruel to us simply by giving a man a staple gun. What that man did to us was inspired in a way that only a batshit insane Time Lord could ever be.

From that day onward Tim basically adopted that staple gun. It was his friend, his mentor in the ways of attaching things to other things, his baby, his constant and singular companion. Where he went in the shop, the staple gun went. The man got no work done because he was always pretending that it was his weapon and that he was on secret missions assassinating enemy troops. We would find staples everywhere from his escapades, and would randomly get horrible frights from him jumping out from behind wood organizers or from underneath tables or basically just fucking anywhere he could fit. I very nearly lost a couple fingers to a circular saw because he surprised me while I was using it.

I cussed him out for it, but the rude language and crude mental imagery I attempted to conjure did no good- to him I would always be his "Kawaii Aka-chan" and I could do no wrong. The maniacally brilliant Time Lord in charge of us, however, was nowhere near so forgiving. Tim quickly used up every warning given to him and was on very thin, cracking ice by the time our tale comes to a close.

>>5962241

One day, someone stumbled unknowingly into Tim's territory. It was our academic supervisor, a really really nice guy who told funny jokes and was very understanding when hysterical Frosh came to him unsure as to what to do with their academic lives. He was a kind and gentle soul, undeserving of the fate he had unknowingly subjected himself to.

As he stood talking to a few of us about our classes, a shadow loomed. As he continued to talk, the armed predator drew ever closer. There was nothing we could do as we watched Tim creep up upon his unsuspecting prey. We viewed the macabre scene with abject horror as he came up behind our academic supervisor with his shiny silver constant companion and leveled it in the direction of the man's unguarded posterior.

Without further ado, Tim fired.

>>5962243

The list of punishments Tim accrued from his misguided LARPing with the staple gun included a suspension, academic probation, a restraining order and assault charges. He changed his Major to Japanese studies and as such gained a new academic advisor.

I sometimes see him around campus, talking loudly to his Anime Club friends about whatever moeshit he's obsessed with nowadays. He works at the Chinese food place on campus, and I think he has a girlfriend, but I doubt she knows about his assault charges or the restraining order. In fact, I doubt anyone beyond the small circle of people that were present that day know the tale.

But now, /cgl/, you too know the Tale of Tim the Fuckwit.

The end.

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>>5962246
Thank you.
88 Internets for you, sir!

>>5962246
O god my sides.

>>5962246
Storytelling at its finest, bravo anon!

>>5962246
Ahahahaha, wonderful.

I was close to having a weeaboo horror story, I think. The reason I'm not sure is because I'm not 100% positive she was a weeaboo- she had a huge thing for cats and vampires, and the reason I think she may be a weeaboo is because I caught her drawing art that looked almost exactly like Nyan Sugar Neko Girls style. Does it sound close enough for you to want to hear it anyway?

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>>5962237

The name alone made me giggle.

>>5962810
>Nyan Neko Sugar Girls

Tell it.

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>>5963171
Basically this girl comes to the same musical theatre camp as me, I'll call her Bella because she loves Twilight. At first everyone thinks she's just shy and awkward and try to include her. I actually get put as her scene partner because apparently I looked nice and friendly and like someone she would enjoy. She wouldn't sing in front of everyone, didn't have dance shoes, and her acting was average.

My first taste of Bella's weirdness was when she would randomly walk up to people and just start saying this. "So, if you make a clay cat, and put a noise in the cat, the cat will just repeat the noise over and over again, or you can put a real cat inside the clay cat..." And so on and so on. She called people her kitties and stuff. Then, one day when I asked if she would take notes on our scene like the director told us, she just said "I have a photographic memory, because I'm a vampire."

Later that day she informed me that she wouldn't be at the performance so we couldn't do our scene. Alright, whatever, it wasn't too good of a scene anyway. But then I realized none of the other directors knew it, and she was in a group song and all of the dance numbers, and tried to get her to tell the directors she wouldn't be there. She flatly refused and seemed to hate me after that and I don't know why. She'd stare at me and follow me, it was creepy. Still I tried to be nice. When I saw her drawing anime instead of doing the activity we were supposed to, I complimented it, she said she thought the eyes looked good but not the rest (everything looked just like a Nyan Sugar Neko Girl).

continued in one more paragraph

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>>5963335
From there, everything just sorta went downhill, but I slowly became less involved. She continued to hate me and refused to do any scenework, her "friends" made her tell the directors (and I did myself) and thankfully we're able to sort everything out and it didn't mess up too much, she told us what an amazing book series Twilight was, I think I saw her vagina because the shorts she was wearing under her skirt were so short, and one day she was wearing a flowy lowcut shirt and you could see her tits, finally when literally her entire right boob was out of her shirt we sharply told her to pull up her shirt and she told us to stop looking at her boobs.

Then the next day, she disappeared, and I have to wait until tomorrow to see if she's gone for good. That is my boring story. Pic is what it would look like sometimes when she'd try to talk to her "friends".

>>5963343
what a bitch, i can't believe she wore shorts under her skirt.

>>5963399
Shorts that didn't help tuck away her vag.
>actually read the post before you attempt a sarcastic comment.

>>5962082
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>>5961862

>mfw I can't read any of these cause the text is too small and the quality sucks.. I don't think its my phone either

>>5963638

Nope, it's your phone. They're 1:1, no resizing done.

>>5963638
I'm on my tablet and it's too small to read unless I zoom in a ton.... Then it's too annoying to read cause I gotta scroll to the side to read a sentence. Sucks.

I'm new to this board (came from /co/) so I wrote this all out in notepad because I'm not too sure how fast threads move around here. Some seriously fucked-up shit gets told in these threads and I'm goddamn glad that I've never been subject to anything like it, but since the thread's mostly reposts I hope you guys like crazy fatties with bad dye jobs. I have got a fucking weird story for you.

>AX 2008
>Cosplaying Warren Peace for a really small Sky High group (grand total of three of us)
>My girlfriend was our Layla, her brother was our Will Stronghold
>Didn't get a lot of people knowing who we were, but the few people who recognized us thought it was goddamn brilliant

Everything was going grandly, but then I left my girlfriend and her brother to go get us all some food. I don't remember what restaurant I walked into but it was close and it was cheap so I figured why not because we were tight on money after getting badges and a room. I think I had managed to pick up our food and was on my way out the door when I was nearly full-body tackled by 300lbs of screaming fat.

>>5963702
>>5963693

Bawh OK I thought maybe if I downloaded the images it would be better.. but nope actually made it worst..

I guess Ill just wait till I'm home from work.

>>5963730

So here I am, on the floor of a restaurant with a screaming hambeast on top of me, takeout all over the tiles and everyone in the establishment looking at us. My natural reaction is to knee her in the flab and roll her off me. She started gasping in the doorway and I got up and started picking up all the spilled takeout. I don't quite remember what I was saying, but I'm fairly sure it had a lot to do with "What the fuck did you think you were doing you dumb cunt," and other such expletive-laden things.

But then she started laughing. It wasn't a happy laugh or a silly laugh, I can't really explain just how fucking creepy this laugh was. It was fucking batshit-sounding. She stumbled to her feet and couldn't stop swaying around like she was drunk, still laughing. For all I know she could have been drunk, but she didn't smell like it (I had ample time to get a whiff of her while she was crushing my lungs) and she had a badge on so I know she had to be from the con.

Then she started calling me 'Stupid Momo'. Now I dunno about you but a six foot guy in a leather jacket doesn't really hearken to a tiny Asian girl with a bun and abandonment issues, but who knows with this girl. She looked like she had just sprayed all her clothes with spraypaint and walked out of the house with a bad purple dyejob, I'm not gonna pretend to understand her mental processes.

>>5963742

At this point the manager of the restuarant had come over and was offering to have my meal replaced because of just how mad I looked because of this girl. He was also trying to get the girl to leave, but she was outright ignoring him and still shuffling around and swaying like she was drunk.

So about then I just started outright ignoring her, even though she started pestering me in a fake nasal voice and pushing on my arms and back every now and then.

>"Ne, ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne Momo ne ne ne"
>"Baka Momo baka baka baka ne ne ne baka"
>"You're no fun baka Momo stop ignoring me ne ne ne ne ne"

And so on and so forth.

So I got my new batch of takeout and was nearly out the door when the hambeast started jumping around and smacking me in the shoulder. I finally got so fed up that I slammed the restaurant door in her face fast enough that she smacked right into it and I made a speedy getaway.

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>>5963730

>Sky High group

>>5963750

Of course I managed to run into her again, though.

I got back to my GF and her brother and we had our lunch, and we were headed to the exhibit hall when I heard that god-awful screaming. I managed to turn around in time to dodge the crazy bitch, but she winged my girlfriend and nearly sent her brother to the floor. She was still doing that swaying drunken dance, but this time she had somehow gotten her chubby hands on a bubble gun and was blowing bubbles in our faces while doing that fucking insane laugh.

Bless my girlfriend, though, because she took one look at the hambeast's purple streaked hair and immediately thought that she'd found a Magenta cosplayer and that this girl should be our friend. Myself and my girlfriend's brother, though, we had other plans. He's a sensible guy, he took one look at the girl and almost immediately said that he had forgotten something and that I should help him look for it. We promptly went off and held possibly the strangest pow-wow I have ever had with another human being, in which we decided upon an almost Rube Goldberg-esque sequence of events to get rid of this crazy bitch.

That plan failed spectacularly.

>>5963755

Thanks, Nonny. Love you too.

>>5963763

One more part after this.

By the time we got back to our Layla the hambeast was calling her 'Neesan', and they were making plans for hanging out for the rest of the day and going to see movies in the 35mm viewing rooms and all that shit. She immediately got confrontational when I wanted to take my girlfriend to the exhibit hall and started smacking me again. I told her to step off and tried to intimidate her into doing so, but she just kept dancing and laughing and calling me Momo like it was the funniest damn thing in the world.

We were most of the way to the exhibit hall with the hambeast bitching and whining the whole way in her nasal voice interspersed with lots of "Ne, ne, ne!" when someone recognized us and wanted a picture. We posed and the hambeast took a running leap at the girl with the camera just as she took the picture. Thankfully nothing was expensive and nothing got broken, but the spraypaint hambeast sat on this tiny girl and started yelling at her with things like "Nobody takes pictures of my neesan," and "She's MY neesan and nobody else's" and it took me and my girlfriend's brother to haul her 300lb ass off the poor girl.

>>5963778

At this point her shit had gotten real old real fast, so when we grabbed her the two of us just took her by the arms and drug her spraypainted ass all the way to con security. In retrospect it had to've been the best moment in the entire con because she wouldn't stop kicking but couldn't do anything about it because between the two of us we could bench enough to keep her hoisted up off the ground.

We made a complaint and explained all the shit she'd done, and she would've gotten her badge yanked if she hadn't managed to summon some kind of massive hambeast strength in time to break loose from the two of us and run after some guy in a hoodie with a mullet.

I still don't know why she was calling me Momo, and frankly I don't think I want to know.

And that's the end of that.

>Be in middle school
>Mostly whites and Asians, I was one of 5 other black kids
>Mostly keep to myself, eventually make friends with this one white girl who's obsessed with Bleach, let's call her Hime (which is pretty close to what she'd insist I'd call her anyway)
>She's kind of loud, bratty and smells a bit like cat piss, but whatever
>I brought a particular game to school and she took it from me and gave it back because she "deserved it and I didn't and besides she's sekai de ichiban ohime sama"
>There was also an incident on my birthday involving her stealing my sketchbook and coloring in and doodling on most of my sketches in fucking MARKER >It actually made me cry because one of the sketches she'd ruined was pretty meaningful
>Eventually move schools, go to a high school in a completely different area
>I make a lot more friends, join the anime club and what not, good times
>By some miracle/curse, Hime transfers
>She's overjoyed to meet me, hugs me on sight
>She still smells like sweat even though she's not wearing older brother's jacket, ohgodwhat
>I'm...not so happy to see her, but I welcome her with open arms
>She joins the anime club, tries to squeeze into my group of friends.
>I wouldn't care if she wasn't still so loud and obnoxious, but she doesn't seem to have changed at all in personality from middle school

Cont.

>>5963842
**Forgot to mention she'd occasionally wear her older brother's jacket in middle school and she'd stink of sweat, which I just kind of dealt with. Not really important but whatever.
>I start a relationship with this guy, let's call him Mango
>Hime can't stand it, posts extremely passive-agressive shit on Facebook when she sees us acting lovey-dovey with eachother
>We both approach this with a "whatever lol deal with it" tone, which only makes things worse
>She asks to hang out over the weekend, I'm fine with this
Cont.

>>5963875
>Nothing too horrifying about her house, except her room is pretty messy
>She tells me to make myself comfortable (doing WHAT I can only imagine) and that she'll be right back
>Look around her room a bit, notice an open sketchbook on her dresser, see a crude drawing of what I guess is a naked girl
>Know better than to touch other people's shit and try not to question porn, so I leave it alone
>She comes back with a bag of Doritoes and asks if I want some, I accept because I like Doritoes
>We eat silently and then she takes the sketchbook off the drawer, but not before closing it (which is pointless, but she doesn't know that)
>"Anon, I want to show you something"
>Something inside me says "Nope" and I start trying to think of excuses to leave
>Can't
>She flips to a bad drawing of two girls in sailor uniform holding hands, apparently it's supposed to be us as kawaii desu schoolgirl lolis
>Say it's "nice"
>She just silently hugs me
>"Anon, let's be friends forever. Please don't let anything or anyone tear us apart"
>She put emphasis on the word "anyone"
>I don't respond and just pat her back awkwardly
>The rest of the weekend is kind of awkward, actually, but I try to be nice and apart from that it goes smoothly
>After that her aggression toward me and Mango worsens

>>5961862
can someone verify this as true?
and i don't mean "i know this person so it's true" or "i am this person so it's true" but articles, tumblr posts, etc

I'm surprised I haven't seen the one that involves the guy nearly raping his friend and he pisses in her mouth.

I have the Trapchan story, but it's not all in one picture. Anyone want me to post it?

>>5964034
plox

>>5964034
Yep

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Sorry in advance for the add formatting.

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>>5964087

>>5963925
>During lunch, Hime suddenly takes my hand and loudly declares me "her property", glaring at Mango especially
>Try to laugh it off nervously, absolutely mortified
>She then grabs me by the waist and lays her head on my shoulder for a bit
>No one knows what to do, so we all just silently eat as Hime makes somewhat inappropriate passes at me and tries to rub it in Mango's face
>Mango gradually is annoyed about this and other shit she's pulled and talks to me, and after I explain that she just does this kind of thing, we try to talk to her about it
>She gets pissed off, THROWS A BOOK AT Mango, and storms off
>Later find she's been making up all sorts of shit on tumblr, deviantart and Livejournal, calling Mango a rapist, claiming he "stole" me from her and brainwashed me into hating her, etc
>On her DA, there's a slew of weird Orihime/Yoruichi drawings and she posts a shitton of pictures like that on tumblr, too
>In her blog entries/journals she keeps referring to me as "Yoruichi-chan"
>fuckno.exe
>Immediately put a stop to this, make accounts on tumblr and DA to set things straight
>A few white-knights rush to her defense and she just piles lies on top of lies
>Eventually, she closes all her accounts, deletes her Facebook and everything is gone
>A week later at school, Hime tries to physically attack Mango and accuses him of starting the "cyberbully" accounts
>Her being 5'3 and quite skinny, it's actually pretty laughable
>I tell her I started them, and she only gets angrier
>She tries to get the school involved because I "cyberbullied her off the internet" and "hacked her computer so I know all her accounts" (she honestly just used the same weebish username for everything, it wasn't difficult) and brings in parents

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>>5964094

>>5964093
>This is, of course, bullshit and I don't get in any trouble
>Hime leaves the school after word spreads around about what happened
>I still get e-mails from her asking to rekindle our friendship, and a while ago she asked if I wanted to meet up at an anime con in the area
>Still has yet to apologize for the bullshit she's done
>Nope
The end

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>>5964097

I think this is more of a "wolfaboo story" than anything, but here we go

>6th grade
>Huge fan of anime
>No one else at my school knows what it is, so I enjoy it alone
>One day a new girl shows up, let's call her Lina
>She sees me reading some manga and immediately latches onto me
>We're sitting at lunch one day
>"Hey, anon, I can tell you anything, right?"
>"Well...I have a wolf side and a human side. I keep the human side on at school, but I can become a wolf too"
>I thought she was kidding, then she got mad
>"I'll prove I'm a wolf!"
>Doesn't talk to me the rest of the day, but she still sits with me, so things are awkward
>The next day she's completely different
>Wearing those cheap Halloween cat eye costume contact lenses, a tail on her belt, and black!goffik! everything, also what was probably false vampire teeth
>Also, she's wearing a dog collar
>A fucking dog collar
>Proudly displayed around her neck in red, metal studs shining
>I have my very first shudder of secondhand embarrassment

>>5964102
Yelp, that's nightmarish.

>>5964134
>She barks in class
>During a test, she howls
>Teacher is pissed off, tells her to be quiet
>Within 6 minutes, she starts up again
>"Lonnice, be quiet! You've been doing this the entire period! You are not a dog!"
>"I CAN'T HELP IT MR.[TEACHERNAME] I'M CHANNELLING MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS"
>He tells her to go the principal's office
>Yells at him as she walks out
>"AND ANOTHER THING! MY NAME'S NOT LONNICE, IT'S SHADOW TEAR!"
>Slams the door behind her
>Nobody knew what to say
>We all just go back to the test
>Later on, I look out the window and see her with her hands and knees sticking up, probably to imitate paws
>She starts rolling around in the grass like a pig would roll around in mud
>mfw
>Decide this is too good to spoil don't alert teacher
>Eventually, she gets up and walks off like it's nothing, not even wiping the blades of grass off her clothes
>She's walking home
>

I'm pretty sure she didn't go to the principal beforehand. There are more stories about Lonnice if anyone wants to hear 'em.

>>5964170
Fucked up the name. Lina = Lonnice.

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>>5963789

Hey Warrenanon, if you're still here I think I know why she was calling you Momo. Top left and bottom right corners look familiar?

>>5964170
Please do. I have one myself about a girl, let's call her Maggie.

From 3rd-10th grade I went through a phase of wanting to act in life and through 6-8th grade I did go through a big weeaboo phase. I loved InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist..basically anything that came on Adult_Swim_ at the time.

I went to an acting program which was like an acting school but agents from various companies and stations came in to audition to. Within this school were classes for singing, dancing, modeling and of course, acting.

Improv was where I met Maggie. The 16-18 year old girl in a group aimed for 11-13 year olds. She wore a blue collar with little silver studs, baggy anime t-shirts, a tail and wore a fleece cap with dog ears. At the time being a 11-12 year old awkward weeb I thought she was cool at the time, didn't talk to her much though.

It was when I came to class one day and wore an InuYasha necklace she latched onto me and called me her 'pup' and tried to convince me to act like her, luckily I didn't because even when I was a weeb, it weirded me out and it actually got me to come out of my weeb phase a little bit. Every time someone finished their skit instead of applauding she panted like a dog, she sat on a chair like a dog and barked.

She disappeared after a while, I wonder what she's doing now.

>>5964102
tldr but from the gist of it, you're a gay trap who was sexually assaulted by some chick. why should anyone care?

>>5964274
You don't understand weeaboo stories threads do you.

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>>5964209

>mfw I opened the image

Yeah, that's it. If the red guy is Momo then I can see where she was confused. Still, nothing excuses that kind of batshit crazy.

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Hi, i'm from a country of south america (near uruguay).
I like this horror con stories, but here there's nothing that mess up like fat chicks bitting and tackling people
In other hand, now i'm afraid of fat people and i'm starting to hate fat people
thanks /cgl/ (?)

-Cosplaying Edea from FF8
-In huge group of FF villains in OBVIOUS STAGED PHOTO OP
-13-year-old Weeb cosplaying some grayfaced dude from Naruto barrels in, dodges my pointy headboard backmount of DOOM, and fucking tackle hugs me.

-GREY GREASEPAINT FACEPRINT ON BLACK GOWN. LITTLE FUCKER

Also:
-derping at Fanime, sitting against a wall with friends and friend's kidlings
-hear a rustle and a thump
-look up just in time to see teenage dude hucked over the 2nd story railing and land on his face about fifteen feet from us, splitting his chin open. He does this noodly crab walk until he can sit against the wall. I skitter off to get help (looking like a tard because I'm a Disney princess at the time) and while I'm gone, my friends, two licensed nurses, are either a) sitting with the kid to keep him from succumbing to his concussion and passing out or b) standing in front of the blood trail so no one tracks it. When I actually get back after finding a rover, my friends tell me than a rover already got there and told them, basically, "Go away. You're in the way. This is none of your business." Didn't ask what they were doing or question them about the events. Just told them to GTFO. Again, registered nurses trained to deal with fall risks and blood safety.

So we unwillingly leave and find that not fifty feet down the aisle, a girl sitting against a column with two EMTs swarming her like the cut a leg off. She was the typical con n00b that forgot to eat. I'm not so good with blood so I still have my hands covering my mouth from earlier and an EMT asks if I'm okay. I tell her I'm find, but the kid that just gashed his face open is worth a look. She tells me the ambulance is already on the way for him. (Meanwhile, no one with first aid training is seeing to this kid since we were shooed away and some dudes with SECURITY vests are just standing around near him.) Thoroughly unimpressed, we turn and go because we're starting to choke on stupid fumes.

We never heard how he fared, but we kept correcting rumors for the rest of con because hearsay travels faster than herpes at Burning Man.

>>5963946
Yeah, unsure on this one. It's a good horror story, but nearly an hour on google didn't turn up a single mention of any handicapped woman being stabbed with a fork.

>>5969594
I'm on fanime staff (extravaganzas, though) and I'm relieved to tell you that the rovers in charge of handling that situation got in a lot of trouble. We have staff that are EMT trained and quite a few who are marked for this sort of situation and those particular rovers didn't handle the situation properly. They didn't contact the correct departments despite being trained to do so.

I can say that shooing away your friends, while pretty backwards-sounding, was the correct thing to do. I'm sure they had the best intentions and they probably knew how to handle the situation, but because they weren't 'employed' by fanime, we'd be putting two more people at risk. If staff are hurt doing what they're trained to, they've already signed a contract and are aware of the risks they're agreeing to take for fanime con-goers. If your friends were, for instance, infected with a disease from the blood of the injured, we'd be liable for both his injury, and for they're resulting disease infections. I hope that makes sense.

Anyone have bodysnatcher-chan? About the girl who visited with her Japanese boyfriend and some psycho tried to become her? I've wanted to re-read that one for awhile

another story of S for those who may remember.
Alright, some may call underage but oh well, here goes: On the 12th of this month i finished up 11th grade, hooray right? all i had to do was take 2 regents and id be free from S and all the other weebs at my school. ha, no. i was walking into my school to take my first exam and i had maybe 20 min of free time to study prior, which i decided to do, (and i will call myself ryan by the way, im a girl but lets use my boy name shall we?) until i hear "RYAAANN-CHHAAANN!!" at first i think its a dear friend of mine being funny and pulling a weeb joke. oh. fuck. no. its S running up behind me, only to slam hug right into my back and cause my collarbone to hit into the edge of the table i was studying at. naturally my initial reaction was a gasp of pain and to try and push her off but no sucess, she clung to me and went "i thought you didnt have any tests and i missed you already! i wanted to work on the animation projects for graphics with you and you could help me.." and on and on. and. on. eventually she stopped and decided to sit her ass down next to me and stare at me while i tried to study, touching me ect. finally say "dont you have stuff to i dunno STUDY FOR!?" get up, storm the fuck out of room into testing room. and after my exam she proceeded to find me again and attempted to follow me home as well (i walked home from my exam) "what the fuck are you doing?" i said after about 30 seconds of her following me "i wanted to walk with you ryan-chan so we could talk about hetalia and the animation ^.^" while she touched me. fuck. that. i decided to call my friend T, hitched a ride from him and went to his house, moral of the story? get away from weebs as fast as possible or dont let one attatch themselves to you. ugh. my spine is shaking just typing shit like this

>>5970316
>tfw I can't enjoy this story because I just played Tokimeki and "touching" just suddenly looks normal to me

>>5969836

This, please. I haven't been lurking long enough to have had the pleasure of reading this.

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>>5969836
I actually haven't read this one yet, it seems super interesting! If anyone has the bodysnatcher story, please post :]

>>5969836
I'd never even heard of that story. Now I'm very curious.

>>5963638
I'm on a 42" HD monitor and I can't read that shit

Personal Weaboo Not-Quite-Horror Story:

When I was in middle school, I heard my friend say the word 'yaoi' out loud and my child mind decided the 'ii' at the end sounded retarded. So I told her the 'ii' was silent because "I totally knew so much Japanese" desu.

About a year or so ago I meet up with her again and we are talking a bunch and at some point she refers to "yao". I get confused as fuck for a second, but just brush it off and pretend I heard her right.

MFW a few minutes later I realize what she meant and what I've done.

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>>5961956
I knew I had it somewhere!

There was a dude at my high school, good kid, friends are cool too. But his backpack said "hentai inside" like the Intel logo. ALL my secondhand embarrassment.

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Anyone have part one of the schizoid story? I only saved pt2 by accident.

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Let's call this story jealous fatty because I can't think of a more appropriate title.

I go to blizzcon for the first time one year(tickets so goddamn difficult to get). So I sing up for the costume contest online hoping that they get their shit together this year. Previous years people said that the staff there made you stand and wait for hours upon hours backstage with nowhere to sit. So after reading terrible things about the way Blizzard prepares the costume contest, I hope for the best.

So contest day finally rolls in and people are ushered back stage. We had to checkin earlier, either the day of the contest or beforehand just to confirm our spot.

I'm waiting in line back stage and see this girl dressed up as a WoW character. I didn't recognize her costume at first because its from the comic and I don't read it. So friends tell me later its Valeera Sanguinar. The girl wearing the costume was a bit chubby and didn't have the bodytype to cosplay such a skantily clothed character. Picture related. It's the figure and girl comparison.

>>5975336
So this girl starts going on and on about how her costume was all made of real life leather that she had tanned herself and cut, patterned, glued, sewn, riveted, etc. I think she tried to say that the crystals on it she had harvested by herself from a fucking cave or something LOL. So I just listen to her go on and on about how amazing her costume is and how long she had to work on it blah blah blah.

While I'm still waiting in line talking to this girl(we'll call her Tina for the sake of things), I see a very similar cosplayer(let's call her Valeera) walk by with a very revealing costume. I immediately think that these two girls may be dressed up as the same character. When Valeera leaves to go find her spot in line, Tina immediately starts to rage. I'm talking steam from ears rage red face etc. She goes on and on about how Valeera "copied" her costume and that she was supposed to be the only person in that costume at blizzcon this year. Tina also goes on to say that Valeera had threatened her online against making the costume as well as harassed her at the convention and gave her(Tina) dirty looks throughout.

>>5975345

I thought, ok, seems reasonable if Valeera actually had threatened her online harassed her etc. Then, Tina starts busting out the racism. I couldn't really tell if Valeera was asian or white or whichever race but Tina starts calling her a "stupid chink." She continues to whine about how Valeera copied her cosplay and calls her a slut as well for having such a high cut costume. Btw this costume is really slutty or at least the figure is. Even after insulting Valeera for her race, Tina decided that wasn't enough and coined the nickname "vagina sanguinar" for Valeera.

TLDR; I have never met anyone at any convention or gathering that has been so blatantly jealous and hateful of another's cosplay. Valeera seemed really pleasant as well when I talked to her after the contest.

>>5975336
figure comparison* I don't think I want to post the girl because although I know she was probably spewing her hatred to anyone without earshot I think its best if we leave some anonymity. That and she may recognize me and go on some crusade.

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Got a few oldies

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Obligatory

>friends getting drunk near a con
>we're all in TF2 cosplay except for one guy who deicded to be an asshole and didn't wear a costume
>see some weeboo asshole walk into the pub with costume and in-character behavior, shitty bright colored wig
>he actually says 'Arigato' to the cashier
>friends and I dying from laughter
>weeboo eyes us, tries to look angry
>friends follow him to bathroom while I pay the bills
>they switch off the lights and beat the crap out of him
>we all casually exit and hang around outside
>see barman step out front door, probably looking for us
>there's some commotion in the pub
>we gtfo

I do feel guilty about it but sometimes I can't help but laugh.

>>5975504
This never happened.

does anyone remember the story of the guy that got his balls caught in the escalator at A-kon?

>>5975811
Someone needs to expand on this.

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>>5975811
No, but now I cannot rest until I hear it

What would be your top picks for Weeaboo Horror Stories Tournament of Champions? I'd have to put in:

- One where guy gets sexually assaulted in pool
- One where guy in wheelchair gets pushed into pool
- One with guy getting trapped under gym mats and almost molested
- Trapchan
- Girl getting stabbed in a wheelchair
- One where the girl couldn't walk, and a kimono got trampled in the mud?
- Mentally disabled British kid being molested by weeb, story posted by brother
- The one about the sound technician with a stalker

>>5976310
>The one about the sound technician with a stalker

Is that the one with the cat and the ribbon?

>>5976310
i need
to hear all of these

>>5976310
Adding some classics

Bloody Miku
Hambeast Prime
The one with the pregnant woman being essentially held hostage by weebs
The girl who injected a syringe of her own blood into another girl

>>5976310
One where the girl saves a furry's dog
That one where the hambeast yaoitard kept going after a gay couple (there's probably a million, though)

>>5976313
Yeah, unless there are multiple sound technicians who got stalked by weebs.

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Mark Twitchell was a /co/splayer who actually murdered someone(he was "inspired" by the TV show Dexter). He got arrested at his mothers house while working on a costume.

Here's a documentary about the murder case;
http://youtu.be/4HDqW_Ro_68?t=20m51s

>>5976589
>Halloween costumes
God fucking dammit

Not so terrible but the worst thing I saw at AM2 was some chick who'd defaced a gay pride flag by scribbling "YAOI" across it. Idk might not be that big a deal but it just rubs me the wrong way

>>5976769
They actually sell those at my local con.

>>5976704
I ashfkhasiguhlrei'ed.

How many redguards were there? d

>>5976769

That's pretty awful but its OK to talk about black people as "redguards"

REALLY?

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>MFW someone brings up a fascinating narrative about a real life Bodysnatchers from Mars and nobody delivers.

>>5976769
this always seems to be very much like advertising that you were a man who likes lesbian porn/lesbians.

>>5975811
Somebody please tell this one!!

Guys I was just recommended one of PT's videos
She's kind of related so um
How come I was under the impression she didn't have a working YouTube...? /cgl/ never mentioned it before. At least not while I've been here. So weird.

http://www.youtube.com/user/orihimeningyo?feature=watch

>>5976310
What about the one where the poster gets attacked at a party and is left alone outside with her neck cut. Poster also included pictures of the wounds.

>>5975084
I wanna fuckin kill that cunt Emma so bad.
Bitches like this don't deserve life.

>>5969836

bump for this one pls

>>5975084
>>5977370

...wtf. How can someone be so inconsiderate? How can someone be that self centered? What a disgusting excuse for a human being. It makes me want to cry. Why is it that these people never show any kind of remorse? What the fucking hell. Emma doesn't deserve to live at this moment...

>tfw it's near impossible for me to read most of the stories here because font size

...why does everyone go with screenshot form instead of typical text copypasta? what advantage does it have?

Very long, sorry

There was a person, let's call this person Chris. I was on the Anime Central forums when Chris spoke up in defense of small boobed people playing big boob characters. Chris had an eye-catching lolita pic in her avatar or signature or something and I asked if that was really them.

Well we became internet friends, talking about lolita stuff at first, trading pics, eventually talking about other aspects of life, skyping (voice and video)...

There were lots of things I realize now were red flags, but in the middle of normal conversation I thought nothing of it...

- Chris often complained she didn't have much money, and so only had like 2 brand. But throughout our friendship I learned that she had a rather well-off family and still got allowance at 20, she wasted money often. She said she couldn't get a job because she didn't have a driver's license, and at some point she admitted she had failed the test multiple times. (This started to annoy me because I have been working since 15 and worked hard for all my lolita stuff)

- At some point I told her I'm a lesbian. and Chris would often ask if I thought she was cute, which she was, but I wasn't attracted to her so I would kind of brush things off when they started going in that direction. Also Chris would sometimes say things like "I can understand why you don't like boys, they're mean and smelly" but I would brush that off too, I'm not a man-hater, I'm just not attracted to them. Sometimes she would send me pictures of "traps" asking what I thought.

>>5977858
- Chris often asked to borrow things from me. But I was reluctant because Chris said many times her replicas had ripped and she "had to" by more. I eventually realized she was buying stuff that was just barely too small, putting lots of strains on the seams, and she was putting handwash and dryclean only stuff in the washer & drier. At one point I asked why she didn't dryclean stuff and mend them, and she went off, saying things like "That's easy for you to say, you don't know what it's like to be poor" etc.

- Chris just generally acted spoiled and immature.

One day Chris abruptly ended a Skype call when her sister barged into the room. She came back later apologizing and saying her sister was PMSing at her, that her family didn't really approve of the way she dressed, her sister especially. Then the conversation changed, she saw a recent pic of mine and asked where I had gotten unique accessories that matched a brand dress.

We were kinda close friends by then, so I figured I would share the embarrassing story. I said "speaking of PMSing, I have a kinda funny story..." and then told her that I use to have really heavy periods, and at one point it came early and I ruined a brand dress, I was on bc now to control it, but the dress was ruined, I tried to have it professionally cleaned but even that couldn't get the blood out so I couldn't wear it and couldn't sell it...

Chris said something like "Do you still have it? I'd buy it" which was weird but I thought she was joking. So I said "lol no, I cut off the stain and had the rest made into the custom accessories, I bought another of the dress to match"

>>5977860
At that point Chris got depressed about not having a lot of money again, and I made an excuse to end the conversation...

Well at some point we decided to share a room at the next ACen. I wanted it to just be us 2, but Chris insisted we have at least 1 more person because she could only afford a 3rd, not a half. I said I would cover the extra but she refused. So we found another person, not into lolita.

Since I lived pretty close to Acen and close to a bus station, and Chris lived about an hour away from me and couldn't drive, we decided that Chris would come to my house first, we'd have a relaxing day of fun in my town and the next day we'd drive out there. I warned her to dress cool because it was unseasonably hot. So Chris arrived, wearing one of her brand that seemed way too hot for the weather. I asked if she had something cooler she wanted to change into... nope she had only bought her 2 brand. I thought wtf, because she was going to be out here a total of 4 days but whatever. We went to a mall, went to get something to eat. About 15 times Chris mentioned that I was way cuter in person. So I'm thinking ugh what have I gotten myself into, is she going to be hitting on me all weekend? Chris was fatter in person - I had already suspected that because her pics were noticeably shopped, and during her skype calls things were always dim and her camera was at a carefully planned angle - and was starting to smell a bit, being in over-hot clothes. But I brushed it off as much as I could. Then as we prepared to leave I said I had to stop by the ladies room. "Me too" Chris said, so we went.

>>5977863
When we got there... CHRIS HEADED TOWARD THE MEN'S ROOM. So I'm like "What the fuck? You're a guy?"
Chris was just calmly like "Yeah, I never told you?"
I said "NO!"
Chris said "Oh, guess you never asked, I don't usually bring it up unless someone asks." and went into the men's room.

So I am thinking wtf, Chris looks like a girl, dresses like a girl, sounds like a girl, has conversations like a girl - shit I have told him things I would only talk about with a female friend! - am I suppose to ask every person if they are actually female?! But okay that puts some of the pressure off I guess, because I have a valid excuse to not be attracted to her-him.It made more sense that Chris's family didn't approve of the lolita. But why would he use the men's bathroom? He's over there dressed in lolita, adjusting his makeup in the men's bathroom? Wtf wtf...

I tried to act like it was no big deal, since Chris acted that way about it. We got through the night with him at my house, and headed out to Acen, picking up the other person along the way. They were kind of standoffish but not rude, and didn't spend much time in the room the whole weekend, they pretty much came back to change cosplay and then left, I guess they partied all night long...

Well anyway on Friday Chris pretty much followed me around, I didn't think much of it since we were mostly going the same places. He generally acted spoiled and immature, whined when things were too expensive for him, asked to borrow money from me and other people, asked us to go to other things with him instead (other than what we already planned to go to) pouted when we said no to these things, pouted and whined when people just generally weren't paying attention to him.

>>5977864
The first night things started to get bad. We came back to the room and Chris went into the bathroom, it happened so fast that I was still standing at the bathroom door; without shutting the door, he lifted his dress and started to pee, saying "I hope this is okay, it's faster and easier this way, in case anyone needs to do their makeup or something..."

You know when people say "It was like a gruesome car crash, I couldn't look away..." that day I started to understand that phrase, as I watched an overweight, pit-stained loli hold skirts with one hand, penis with the other, standing and peeing...

But okay, that moment that seemed to go in slow-motion got over with, and Chris started to change into pjs right in the room, I grabbed mine and went into the bathroom, took a quick shower and changed. When I came out Chris was in the bed, I realized we hadn't discussed who would get the bed, it hadn't been an issue the night before because I had 2 beds at my house because of my sister that was off at college. But I was just like whatever, I got on the floor.

So Chris said "Don't you want to share the bed?"
I said "No thanks."
Chris said "Are you wierded out because I'm a boy?"
I said "...No..."
Chris said "I'm not like other boys, I'm not mean and smelly, you know that right? We're friends, right?"
I said "...Yeah, of course we're friends..." Not wanting to agree to the not smelly part (not that I think that is true of all men, but Chris was pretty smelly and still had 2 more days to wear the same 2 outfits...). Then Chris came down to the floor, and put his arm around me, and said "Do you think you could like a boy, if they were like a girl? Or does a penis just gross you out?"

>>5977869
I was like "Uh, no, I probably couldn't like a boy..."
So Chris said "What about a boy that turened into a girl, like Ranma?"
I said "I don't know, now I really need to get to sleep, I have a lot to do tomoro" and I kind of pulled away, but Chris stayed on the floor, so when he fell asleep I moved to the bed.

The next day was the same, Chris following me around, asking me creepy questions when we were alone, peeing with the door open no matter who was in the room. No one else actually had to see it, so most people still didn't know he is male. I made as many excuses as I could to not be alone with him, but it still happened, so Saturday night I slept in a friend's room, told her Chris was being annoying and rapist-ey and I wished I could leave early, but that I was Chris' ride. She said I could leave, she would drive Chris to the bus station, and not tell Chris I was leaving until I was gone.

So Sunday morning after I knew Chris had left the room, I packed up all my stuff, and I had a checklist of every clothing item and acessory I had packed, because I didn't want to forget anything. Then the friend called and asked me to go to just go to this one more thing before I left, something that Chris wasn't going to, and I agreed.

I went to the thing, came back and grabbed my suitcases, and left. After I got home and started unpacking my stuff, I realized that some stuff was missing. It was the unique acessories made out of the period-stained dress. I pulled out the checklist... I'd checked them off. I knew I'd packed them. I knew Chris had to have taken them.

>>5977873
A few days later Chris skyped me, asked if I was feeling better. I said "I feel okay, but I lost something. Maybe you picked them up by mistake? I'd hate to think [other roomie] stole them or something. It was those unique accessories."
Chris said he hadn't unpacked yet (ew ew ew) but that he would watch for them. Later he skyped me again, wearing my acessories, and said "Found them! You must have left them behind and I thought they were mine." Absolute bullshit of course, but I wanted my stuff back so I played along. I agreed to come pick them up the next day... in retrospct I should have just let them go, but between the dress and having them professionally made into acessories I had $500 put into those things, and like I said I work hard for my money, I didn't want to let some spoiled asshole that was creepily interested in them after hearing the story keep them...

So the next day I headed out to Chris' house, doubly stupid of me because my parents were out of town, and I didn't tell anyone I was going to go there. So I got there and he's wearing one of the brand again, and it doesn't look/smell like he's cleaned it. And it's still hot as fuck outside. Chris met me at the driveway, said the stuff was in his room. Made me come inside and introduced me to his mom and sister. The house and everything in it looked expensive as fuck. The mom and sister seemed to be trying to not look at Chris and I could feel angry vibes coming off them. The sister said something along the lines of "So Chris actually does have a friend, huh?" and Chris shot her an angry look and ushered me to his room.

>>5977877
Once in there he shut the door, locked it. I said "So where's my stuff?"
Chris said "It was fate that put your stuff in my bag, to bring you here."
I said "Okay, so where is it?"
Then Chris pushed me onto his bed and started kissing me. I thought OMG I was about to be raped by a trap lolita. I pushed him off, started screaming. Someone tried to open the door. Chris put his hand over my mouth, held me down. I pulled it off and screamed some more, I said something like "help me please he's a fucking rapist". Chris' sister broke the door open. I ran into the hallway yelling "Where's my stuff, just give me my fucking stuff!" His sister yells to him "Give her her fucking stuff Chris!" As I continued running. I got into my car and as I was pulling away Chris ran out carrying my stuff and jumped onto my hood yelling "WAIT ANON I LOVE YOU I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO IM SORRY I WENT TOO FAST FOR YOU WAIT" and I kept going. His sister and mom are on the front porch yelling at him. He managed to hold on until I went down the block and stopped at a stopsign, I stopped jerkily trying to get him off. Sure enough he fell and I quickly threw it in reverse so I could go around him. As I left he tried to run after me, throwing my stuff toward my car one by one.

My only comfort is that he can't drive, so while he does know where I live, he would have to get someone to drive him the hour over here...

Well Chris isn't his real name, but he does have an androgynous name. Beware of an androgynous-named Anime Central loli that defends small breasts.

>>5977656
No post size limits

>>5977883
That sounds like Sinny.

Oh god anon. I've seen some shit.

Bump hoping for that balls in escalator story...

>>5977883
holy hell that sounds horrifying
and oh god his sister
I have an aspie trap sibling who spends all day on the computer and doesn't bathe, though they haven't raped anyone
but oh god i feel for her

>>5977886

I am so, so sorry you had to experience that anon. He sounds... crazy. I hope you never have to see him again.

>>5977883
I busted out laughing at the jump on the car part.

I'm sorry you never got your items back. Maybe a PO Box or mail forwarding would have worked. I'm sure he made a shrine with them or something by now.

>>5980414

Samesies

A whole bunch of these (boy raped by DBZ cosplayers, Trap-chan, naked furry boy) are blatantly fictional material intended for female masturbation.

>>5980414
>>5976973
>>5976302

i can't recall witch year was it, but this guy was sitting down on the escalator, he was wearing a cloak, no under i believe; so his cloak gets stucked in the escalator as he was trying to pull falls and gets his balls trapped in the escalator so the guys start screaming ( at this point there was blood everywhere), someone pushes the emergency stop button and all the people in the escalation falls in top of each other causing more injured people later on, ambulances came and shit, i dont really now what happened to the guy and his balls but it was pretty terrible; after that it turn into a "law" that escalators has to be off at a-kon.
> horror con-story

bump

>>5981329
I could never get off to something like that.

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>>5981590
WHY WAS HE NAKED UNDER THE CLOAK?!

>>5981760
Why? Why not.

FEEL THE BREEZE.
FEEL THE FREEDOM.
FREE YOURSELVES FROM THE OPPRESSION OF BOXERS, BRETHREN!

>>5975467
This made me cry. Worst story I have ever heard/read. What an an asshole older brother.

>>5981796
Now the escalator freed his balls.

>>5981760
Them soft cotton cloaks feel kinda nice. There's a whole… airflow. Besides, you can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I am a mystery.

Small stuff but reading this thread made me remember,

First big con , we went as a group cosplaying Kuroshitsuji (because it's the only anime we all had in common) , the serie had been adapted in an anime fairly recently and it was far from being popular at that time so not many people recognized us but they liked the costumes so we still got a lot of attention.
That's where I met this girl who was cosplaying Maka from soul eater, at first she seemed like an okay girl so we accepted her in our group and she hang out with us for a while.
For the 3 days of the con she hangs out with us and start being overly-affectionate with me , almost obsessional.

Shrug it off because I used to be really awkward with skin-ship back then so I thought I was the weird one.

After the con she insists on coming over to my house for a sleepover, even though I feel a bit uncomfortable I agree (silly me). We spend the day playing video games with my bro , but when it's time to sleep she insists on sharing my bed instead of sleeping in the one we had planned for her (in the same fucking room ) and starts being really really flirty with me even though I told her I have a boyfriend. She finally retreats and pretends to go sleep in her own bed.

She crept in my bed and started fondling me while I was sleeping, I was too scared to do shit so I pretended to be asleep.

Next morning was awkward as fuck, I still occasionally see her at conventions and try to avoid her as much as possible.

One of our common friends told me she was so obsessed she wanted to move right in my neighborhood and that she kept posting explicit drawings of us on her deviantart.

Sorry for the long post.

>>5981329
What kind of horrible fuckhead could get off to a kid being raped? I mean I'm not a chick or anything, but I think it's still probably safe to assume that tarring an entire gender with that brush ain't right. That shit was upsetting, I'm sure most people feel the same.

Wow, I wouldn't have guessed a thread about this would be addicting, but yeah, it's like reading horror short stories.

How are people deducing that certain stories are fictional, anyway? Some of them are both highly plausible scenarios and not written like fiction, but people still say they're obviously fake. Am I gullible, or are people being needlessly douchebaggy? Or a combination of both?

Serious question, I think I have a problem with being trusting.

>>5981998
There's as much authenticity in a post in here than any post anywhere on the web. Untill it's confirmed fake(and credited with a source), it's considered real.

Besides, trusting that a story is real or not changes nothing.

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Yesterday my sister turns to me and goes

>JAMES YOU HAVE TO COME WITH ME TO YOUMACON

And I immediately thought of these threads. I can't decide if I'm obligated to go with her as a bodyguard, or drag her away from the nightmare kicking and screaming.

>>5982006
Go go there for her safety. Cons are filled with autists.

>>5977864
>wah he's so weird n i dont trust him anymore cuz hes a GUY!!
>TOTES NOT A MANHATER
LOL Ok.

Hipster Ariel and Adam from OP sound like such a cute couple.

>>5982006
Make sure you tell her how to take care of herself. Never be alone, never open the open when alone (because you would probably have a key card as well), and if anyone acts like randumb xD they're not worth to talk to.

I kind off want to tell a few con stories myself, granted they're not "period blood Miku" story bad but it might be interesting. Anyone curious to hear them?

>>5982128
Go for it!

>>5982061
>>Guy leads girl on into believing he's a woman. >>Girl tells him things that she would only tell with another female.
>>Bomb dropped that he's a guy.
>>WTF reaction
>>Trap proceeds to flash and attempt rape on girl
LOL WHAT A MAN HATER!
Something tells me that anon either didn't read the whole story, or it's chris. Sup chris?

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>>5982128
We all are, is that even a question nigga. Dump them on us.

>>5982003
>Untill it's confirmed fake(and credited with a source), it's considered real.

LOOOOL that's like the opposite of any sensible rule. Try "Don't believe everything you read online".

That particular story has been more widely discussed than any other weeb story I believe and consensus had tended towards it's fake. I'm not an expert but reasons I remember off the top of my head include

>spells things like a britfag but description (underage+con in hotel+there's a dealer's room) doesn't fit any UK con.
>Police in this situation would follow up, guys' details would be on hotel records.
>Account of hospital tests totally different from any procedure for pedophilic male rape any knowledgeable anons have known of.
>General supar kawaii way the guy acts.

There were more but I can't remember them.

And girls don't get off to this shit? Try getting through 10 yaoi/shotacon mangas without someone getting raped.

>>5982153
Oh yeah, and in the original thread the guy conspicuously never answered any follow up questions people gave him, and has never posted ever again despite how often the story has been brought up.

>>5982153
>mangas

>>5982169
Oh sorry queen weeb, *manga

>>5982153
>LOOOOL that's like the opposite of any sensible rule.

Ever heard of "innocent untill proven guilty," eh? It works the same way here.
I was just talking as a general rule, not a specific story.
>>5982159
Albeit, that is suspicious, you have to admit.

>>5976769
Lol, I staffed am2, and I remember that chick. she was..... eccentric.

>>5982141
>implying the story is real and she's not really a misandrist trying to make men look bad

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>>5982283
>Misandrist
>I LIKE YOU DO YOU LIKE ME
>[YES]
>[I'M A MISANDRIST]

Thats what you sound like.
More stories or get the fuck out.

>>5963977
WHAT
DOES SOMEONE HAVE THIS??

>>5963977
>>5982286
Someone post it!

Anyone got the one about the Asian Staffer and Ursula? Lost my cap.

>>5982298
>Ursula

God, that name was on the tip of my tounge since >>5976310 mentioned it.
Seconding this, that was a goldmine of NOPE.

>>5982302
>goldmine of NOPE

I don't get it...

>>5982283
oh god it's you again. Seriously, that guy who dressed in loli was obviously a distrubed trans person, so OBVIOUSLY that's not making men look bad, it's making trans people or people who identify with other genders look bad. Also MOST of these weaboo rape stories have to do with women attacking other women and men getting raped by women and you don't hear the women in here going
>>STORY WAS OBVIOUSLY MADE UP BY A MYSOGINIST TO MAKE WOMEN LOOK BAD
So shut up and enjoy the weaboo horrors or GTFO. Also, are you sexist chan that keeps shitposting in every thread about how EVERYTHING on this board is an attack on men? Seriously, I've seen you in every single thread from skin care to fashion talking about how unrelated shit keeps the white man down. Please shut up, this is a thread about horrible PEOPLE doing horrible things, not one gender oppressing another. You put psychopathy or any mental disorder into an equation and it starts to go beyond gender oppression alone and into crazy territory.

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>>5982306
The entire story makes you want to run far, far away.
Like pic related.

>mfw she attacked the go-go dancer
>mfw the kitty and the fire escape
>mfw that Avril Lavigne scene
If I was him, I'd have flown overseas and dug myself a hole 50 miles underground.

>>5982128
I should probably state that this isn’t a weeb story despite the fact that my friend in this is a pretty big weeb, It’s more of a “why I refuse to bring people to cons anymore” story. She is absolutely harmless, even though you might think otherwise. At the same time she can still be very awkward to be around.

I suppose a little back story is in order. I kinda went through a weeb phase, only with the aforementioned friend above. We didn’t think we were vampires; we didn’t shout “dattebayo” or “bankai” unlike some other kids in our school, though she and I fucking LOVED neopets. It was out LIFE. We even had a giant fanfiction story thing planned out (it was stupid as hell though) We had our differences in anime, she liked Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts while I was getting into Hellsing, Higurashi and other “HARDCORE anime”. It was also when I got into Silent Hill and my love for anime disappeared.
cont.

>>5982318
Ahh! I thought it was full of lying shit to you. But hey! It does sound made up with slices of real life mixed in.

>>5982319
Around this time my sister and I discovered that there was this con in town that was fairly huge and we decided to go. It was fun, I was twelve-ish and my sister was nine. I cosplayed a horrible rendition of Sweeney Todd (I saw the movie a month before the con.) my sister wore a Halloween costume and we walked around with our Dad. Surprisingly no one gave me crap about my costume and I made so pretty close cosplay friends. I had a very positive experience for a first time con-goer and continue to have positive experiences, lucky me.

Now this story was…two-three years ago? I was starting to take more time with my cosplays even though it was difficult for my sister and to fund for our cosplays projects. We didn’t get to go to the con the year before because we didn’t have money for the tickets. This year we saved enough money for tickets and spending needs. We were planning on going for one day so we had to make it our best con yet. I was planning on going as Flapjack from the Marvelous Misadventures Of Flapjack and my sister as Finn from…well Adventure Time. We were all set to go when my friend, lets refer to her as Yuffie since she did a pretty good cosplay of her a year before (EVEN THOUGH SHE POOR AS BALLS. THIS SHIT LOOKED PROFESSIONAL)

Yuffie called me two weeks before the con just to chat; everything was fine until I mentioned I was going to the big con. She instantly got sad and whined how she bought her ticket for the con but she mom couldn’t drive her. It turns out the day was the same day my sister and I were going. I politely begged my mom to drive her to the con with us and it wouldn’t cost her a thing. She said yes and everything was set, I was a little excited to hang with my friend and my sister.

>>5982326
I was psyched when the day finally came, my sister looked pretty good for our second time cosplaying and we couldn’t wait to see all the god-tier cosplayers when we got their. We drove to my friend’s house and she comes down in a…questionable cosplay. I learned she was Minamimoto from TWEWY, except instead of a fancy jacket and hat she was wearing a hoodie. I wasn’t too familiar with the series so I shrugged it off. The real problem was that she had some other girl step out with her. She had short, faded red hair. It was obviously dyed poorly. She was wearing a black turtleneck and skinny jeans that didn’t exactly fit her too well. Mind you wasn’t horribly fat, but she was skinny fat. I again learned she was Genesis from Crisis Core, a character I never heard about at the time so AGAIN I shrugged it off. I asked why she was here (as politely as I could) Turns out she promised her friend that she would bring her to the con too without even informing me about it. Naively I let her bring the friend, despite not knowing her at all.

My mom wasn’t so happy about it either. I kept mouthing “I’m so sorry” to her on the ride there.
We finally got to the parking garage. We were all ready to grab our badges when my friend and her guest (let’s call her Daria cause she had a very intellectual personality) told us to wait. Turns out their characters had wings and they wanted to tape them on WITH DUCT TAPE. I asked why they didn’t do it before OR attach it under the coat and hoodie? Yuffie said that she didn’t want to ruin her clothes with holes, despite the fact they have holes in them already. In fact they smelled like they were drenched in sweat and as if the Yuffie has other clothes, so there is no excuse on her end.

>>5982334
**oops! I wanted to say that it looked like they only wore their cosplays for about a week. Sorry if it was confusing!
We stood around for about fifteen minutes until my mom got antsy and said to either forget about the wings or do it later. They silently went with the latter, but while we were walking they kept stopping to fix the wings. They did this the whole con until they ran out duct tape and stole some fabric tape from the cosplay repair booth. Waiting in line with them wasn’t as fun either, Yuffie and I would go on about anime we were getting into and talking about our favorites but Daria would ruin it by saying how she knew Japanese so she could watch all anime without subs. She also took pride in knowing anime we didn’t until she mentioned Sayonara Zestubo Sensei. After I claimed I knew it and loved it she changed her mind and said it was a trivial anime.

Another you guys should know my mom is super protective of me and my sister, so when we go off to places when she’s not around she tends to get antsy. We have a system where every hour and a half we text her and say where we are or we call her. When this happens everyone in the group must be present. She’s a little overbearing but we all learn to deal with it. She told this policy to Yuffie and Daria, got our badges and then left us. It wasn’t even fifteen minutes later when Yuffie and Daria run away from my sister and I without us knowing where they went.

>>5982343
Honestly I wasn’t mad, but I didn’t want our mom to randomly call and have them not be there. I texted both of them every hour to ask where they were so if mom asked where they were I would know. Yuffie replied occasionally but not that often. Daria never replied at all. It wasn’t until later I learned FROM Yuffie that Daria ran off with this tall guy hippie in a top hat. I freaked. I wouldn’t mind if she told us she was with him but this was annoying. It didn’t help that when my mom did call she’d ask for the both of them and I had to bullshit a stupid excuse every time.

Finally at lunch I got a hold of both of them and we decided to eat. Fun fact was that I learned that Daria and Top hat hippie was watching Hentai together in a dark room by themselves. Daria was sixteen. He was Twenty-five. Not something I was okay with, but I shrugged it off, WHY THOUGH. This is the part of the story where I got very frustrated. We met up with them, top hat hippie, and two other friends we ran into and decided to go out to eat. I don’t know why I was okay with this, all of us excluding top hat hippie were and we were planning on driving to Burger King. Again, we were minors following the directions of a 25 year old to a place in the city we didn’t know where it was. For some stupid reason we overshot Burger King and he decided he wanted Subways instead

>>5982351
At a train station.
A FUCKING TRAIN STATION.
I didn’t even know my city had one. I flipped the fuck out I didn’t know what part of the city we were in. My sister tried calming me down but it didn't work. Top hat hippie then said that he forgot how he got here and it might take a while to get back, he was joking but I was about to murder him. What sucked even more was that I had to pay for Yuffie, Daria AND Top Hat Hippe’s meal. My money that I saved for the con to spend on merch was spent on footlongs for three poor sods. After this we got back on the tram and arrived back to the con. Yuffie’s mom surprised Yuffie and Daria, said it was time to go home and thanked us for baby-sitting them. My sister and I spent the rest of the con having fun.
After this though, I’m hesitant to take people to cons unless I know them really well. So far I haven’t had anything bad happen but we’ll see.

I also forgot to mention that Yuffie begged me to buy a lot of merch for her, I was nice enough to buy her two things since I know how poor she is.

>TL;DR: I had to babysit two weebs who ran away from me for the whole con and spent all my money on feeding them and merch.

>>5982318
>>5982323
I have the Ursula Story. But I copy pasted only the words because I don't know how to photoshop. I'll post it if someone can screen cap it. I tried before but file size came out to big to be uploaded and i don't know how to shrink it.

>>5982371
Stalking weaboo Thread!!!
Contributing!
I’m of a descendant of Asian immigrants. 6 Ft. tall slim. Long wavy hair (up to middle of back) Male. Am a tech for an Events Company. Company uniform cargo pants and Black shirts. Was in the phase where I automatically called every female Beautiful, Gorgeous, and My Pretty, and others along that line that doesn’t get below the belt. My Story starts at an AniCon in 2003.
1st day Afternoon
Event was packed. Event goers ranges from normals to weaboos. I was doing my 2nd round of the hall when I noticed a wallet fall out of a fat lolita’s purse. Of course me being a staff member we have to be nice, I pick up the wallet, call out and run after her.
“Hey, you dropped your wallet!”
Fat Lolita turns to me, and I got a good look at her. She’s wearing a black and white (more on black) pleather Lolita dress. And she kind of looks like those lesbians you call “Butch”. She kind of reminded me of Ursula from little mermaid with a pink wig.
“OH! Mah wallet! Domo Arigato!” And she bows to me.
“Uh, misterobato!” Me. Trying to be funny. Why?
Ursula looks at me, scrunches up her face trying to understand what I said. Then she goes “KAWAII!!!” in a Big Girl trying for small kiddy voice.
“I have to go!” Backing away.
“Thanks for returning my wallet!” Ursula shout
“No problem, beautiful!” Why, oh, why? BIG MISTAKE!

>>5982386
All throughout the afternoon, I felt eyes are on me. I shrugged it off as my supervisor watching me.
Carrying a ladder to fix a Kleig Light near the stage, who should be in my way but Ursula.
She goes “Hi!” and of course not wanting to be rude, I reply with “Hey!”
The she starts speaking to me in what I think is Japanese
“Sorry, I don’t speak Japanese.” I respond and try to move pass her.
“Why?” she asks, still blocking my way.
“Because I did not learn the language.” Was able to slide the ladder to one side of her, with ladder between us.
“Oh, you poor boy! I can teach you, you know!”.
“Uh, no! Excuse me, gorgeous!” Oh, Crap! I thought immediately as I got by.
Ursula laughs. (imagine old Betty and Veronica comics = Teehee)

>>5982389
Up now the ladder now, repositioning the lights when I feel someone hold onto the ladder, look down and see Ursula.
“It’s ok. I got it!” She says.
Kind of freaked out and told her to let go and not touch anything because she not covered by the company’s insurance. And I try to say this all in one sentence.
She laughs and waves her hand, says “Oh, poo! I just want to help. Can we talk?”
I tell her no and I’m working. Ursula smiles and says, “later then” and walks away.
The rest of the day I avoid her when I see her heading to me or in my way.

>>5982394
Backstage I was having a packed dinner with the other event staff when she came rumbled in.
“Ohayo, Can I speak to that handsome gentleman?” Pointing at me.
Guffaws, grins and embarrassing comments as I stand up.
I ask what she wants.
“I just want to talk to you.”
I tell her go talk to her friends and I’m busy and she is not allowed here backstage. She leaves but before she totally goes away, she turns throws the ugliest face of flying kisses!
I lost my appetite.
After we close the vent for the night, I was the room for staff members when I get a text message. It’s from Ursula. Somehow she got it from staff member. Text contain how she was so happy to meet me and make a friend out of the event staff. Told me how much I look like one of her Man on man porn manga.
Then several text follows describing the man on man action in the comics.
At this point I shut off my phone.

>>5982396
Day 2
All day I forgot about Ursula. It was smooth running. Around 7 pm I was called to the rave party due to a faulty smoker. The smoker was beside a side Gogo girl platform and naturally, there was a Gogo girl dancing away on it. Gogo girl was hot. Asian, around 5’7 and long legs. It’s rare for me to find an Asian with long legs. And in a skimpy outfit (use your imagination).
So I bend over to open the side hatch of the smoker. See nothing wrong and noticed it the power cord was unplugged. Reached for the power cord and then something heavy lands on me.
Sprawled on the floor, in pain. I hear someone say “Ow, you ok?”
I roll over to see who it was.
It was the Gogo Dancer.

>>5982398
“I’m fine!, you?“
“Shit! I broke my heel!” looking at her boots.
Now, being a guy who wants to be manly, I offered to super glue it for her.
“It’s ok. I got another pair in the backroom. Help me there!”
Smoke machine forgotten, I helped her to the back. She clings to my arm.
Get to the back room, she lets go and goes for her luggage, rummaging for her boots.
She asked me who I was. Told her I was a tech. She laughs. She says she meant what’s my name. I tell her.
“Well, Art” (I’m not stupid enough to post my name here) “I’m Maya” (of course it’s not her real name). “Were you looking at my ass back there?”
Caught off guard, I sputter. She laughs. “Escort me back to the platform, Art”
I like the way she said my name.
Got her up the platform, plugged in the smoke machine. Took one last look at Maya, she smile and waved, I waved back and leave.
I receive a text message from Ursula.
“Only I can have you”
Two hours later I hear Maya’s been brought to the hospital.

>>5982400
I wait till the event closes for the night and hightail it to the hospital.
I get there, get directed to the emergency room and see the other Gogos with her along with an event Security. (please note all Gogos are now dressed seriously less provocative)
She looks a mess. Hair pulled. Both eyes beginning to purple, bruises on all over her. She sees me and tries to hide under the sheet.
I ask what happened. Her friend, I think her name was Cheryl, explained it to me. Why they were in the ladies restroom, a fat girl charged into Maya, slammed her unto a wall and proceeded to beat her. First with her fists then with a plunger. All the while shouting “HE’S MINE! ONLY FOR ME!”
Then she described the exact look of Ursula as the fat girl who attacked Maya.
The Event Security guy, I recognize him as Maurice, told me they already got her(turns out her name in Tanya but let us keep it as Ursula) and turned her over to the police.
I asked Maya If she was going to press charges (Yes! Stupid me! Inconsiderate. Not asking first if she was OK)
She mumbles something under the blanket. I ask if someone is going to take her home. Cheryl answers for her. “It will be ok. We’re neighbors. “
I look at Cheryl, look at Maya look again at Cheryl. Cheryl Takes out a pen and writes her number on my arm and tell me she’ll let me know when Maya gets ok.
I thank her and tell Maya, who is still under the sheet, Let me know, ok?
She mumbles again and I think nods her head under the blanket.
(Obviously I have never encountered this situation so I really don’t know how to react)
I stop over at hospital gift shop, closed, stole a bunch of flowers from some sleeping guy, tossed the card and went back (they should make giggling illegal in hospitals), handed it over to Cheryl (Maya hid again) and left.
3rd Day
Uneventful.
Till Career day at local High school

>>5982401
I only agreed to this once on the request of the of my friends kid. The wife being busy with work at some Ad agency and my friend being dead.
I changed numbers when Ursula kept sending text messages and calling about her fascination of me being her Manga Boy or something. And how I should be only hers and that slut (Gogo Dancer Maya) got what she deserved when she tried to steal her property (me).

As for Maya, a few days after she left the hospital, she called and thanked me for being concerned and she really appreciated it. I said “You can thank me by letting me take the Prettiest Dancer (never ever call a girl a Go go, guys) out”
“But I think Cheryl’s busy” Maya says.
“huh? Wha?” Me, losing!
She laughs “ Next week, Tue. When my face is no longer a mess.”
Yay me!

>>5982405
Career day
It was weird talking to students. We had a table in the gym
Fun kids. Some interested, some not. Even had one table for the military (Is it true that in some states the army is no longer allowed to present themselves as career choices?)
I was laughing with a bunch of students when
“Funny meeting you here, (insert Japanese word of affection)”
It was Ursula.

She still looked the same but in civvies. All I say Is “Oh, hey”
“Is it fun, your job? Is it fun meeting girls left and right?” Ursula is trying for a euro accent and fails.
I say yes, just to annoy her. My co-worker looks at both of us, silent. I tell my co-worker she was the “incident” at AniCon. Co-worker stares at her.
“I’m not doing anything later,” Ursula starts playing the collar of her top’ “I just read the most amazing manga about older men and chains”.
Other students start noticing. One kid, tall, athletic jock type, yells out “Thar she blows!” and the kids start laughing.
Ursula screams “BAKA”, winks at me and walks away, failing miserably in swaying her hips.
Next day I hear my friends kid was beaten up by Ursula for his cell.
Then the Ursula calls started. Again.

>>5982410
>>5982410It would start with Hi, hello and nice weather then it would progress to descriptions of demeaning acts of slave sex or public wantons. And how she would dress up as a sailor, a teacher, a schoolgirl.
It’s a bitch to change numbers, calling contacts just to inform of the number change so it stayed. I asked the Phone company to block Ursula but they told me I had to file harassment report (which I did) and after a month or so it was blocked but she would get those disposables and continue as if nothing happened.

At that time, I was currently dating Maya, so I just said to myself, if this harassment is just to balance having Maya as a GF, I could ignore Ursula. Just have to sure to switch my phone off when I’m with her. (Maya has calmed somewhat. She used to flinch everytime a fat teenager brushed against her.)
I dropped Maya at her place and went home. Outside my apartment building was Ursula!

>>5982417
“What the fuck are you doing here?” I shouted at the land whale
She shouts back ”How can you betray me? I’m you’re hime for god’s sake!”
Passersby turn to look, or stop to stay and watch.
She give me a complete rundown on the Dinner Maya and I had. And she does this at the top of her voice.
I just shake my head and fish for my keys, push her aside and open the door.
And then she Grabs my arm and spits into my ear, “Are you turned on as I am?”
Disgusted, I slam the door in her face.
Someone called the police. Police knock on my door. Asked me a lot of questions, I told them about Ursula. The other cop looks at me as if I’m a pedophile. And leave. I don’t know what became of the report.
A month later I’m at the local animal shelter getting a cat for Maya. Yes, I could have gotten a kitten from the pet store but Maya was into abandoned animals. As I was leaving the shelter, who should I bump into but Ursula.

>>5982418
“MEOW!” The great pig exclaimed! “How Kawaii! I’d like you to meet my Mom.
Lady about same shape and size of Ursula is behind her.
I say hello, just to be polite.
Some small talk and I make an excuse to leave. Turn quickly away before anything else could be said.
A week later at single day event, Ursula Shows up as Catwoman. Not Just any Catwoman get up. But Halle Berry Catwoman! The flab! The stretch marks! The wings!
She comes up to me, meows and scratches me! What the hell! The claws were actually pointy! I called security and they escorted her out and banned her.

>>5982419
A few weeks past and Maya had to leave for Houston for some Clubbers Delight Party so she left the cat with me. The cat loves me and I do like cats. So no problem. The next day I come home from work and as I was about to enter my apartment, I notice a large pink ribbon tied to the fire escape. I go over to investigate. The ribbon is tied to a length of rope which is tied to the cat, hanging from the fire escape.
I call the police.
The police investigate. I tell them about Ursula Showed them the harassment report with the phone company and her messages. They go up to Ursula’s parents. Cops say they have an alibi.
That’s just shit I tell the cops.
The police just tell they can’t do anything without actual evidence. BULL!
Maya cries when I call her.

MOAR MOAR

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>>5982423
>>5982423

The moment you mentioned the cat I knew what was going to happen ;_; I'm extremely protective of cats.

Please post her real info so I can make this bitches life a living hell.

>>5982423
Dinner with Maya
Weeks later, sometime in December I ask Maya over for dinner. I cooked (yes, I can cook, when I understand the cookbook) Fish, Heavily buttered veggies and store bought Ice cream with That movie she mentioned she likes (Sleepless in Seattle).
She arrives.
I open the door, and Maya IS THERE!
A draft of air slowly tussles her hair unto her bare shoulders. Her hands squeezes the jacket like she’s nervous. Her eyes twinkle like there is some secret hidden behind. She smiles like little shy girl. And she glowed! Like when you watch a sun set on the beach!
I invite her in by doing the Price is Right hand gesture and I just stare at her.
She smiles and like a Goddess speak
“close your mouth”
I obey!
After some small talk, We sat down to eat.
A heavy fist pounds on the door. I get up to answer it.

>>5982433
Two cops.
“Sir! Are you Mr. Art?” I say I am.
“We need you to come down to the station with us.”
“What about?” at this point Maya is beside me.
“For the Abduction of a girl” One cop has his Handcuffs out.
Maya does not leave me alone and is with me at the station. Cops question me.
I found out Ursula has a journal about her Fantasized relationship with me. The last entry was That I was supposedly going to pick her up at her school and we would run away together.
Told the cops I was at work.
Ursula’s Mom starts raving at me for misleading her daughter.
Cops figure out she ran away and I’m free to go.
Maya and I ,in silence, get back to the apartment.
Maya spends the night. We just lay there in each others arms.

You guys replying need to read >>5982371

He's not the original storyteller, he's just copy and pasting.

>>5982432
We're going to have to wait and see if "Art" is around 4chan. Last I talk to him was Feb of this year.

>>5975504

That's so not cool.

Yeah it's a weeaboo and they're fucking retarded but he was minding his own business. Your friends sound like total tools.

>>5982435
Days later. I was home. Sleeping .
I hear 2 clicks. Ignored it. Thinking I’m dreaming.
I thought was dreaming of being sucked by Avril Lavigne (Avril was a total hottie at the time)
My eyes starts focusing on the face
The face that’s sucking me off.
The fat Face of Ursula

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>>5982439
>>5982439

My bad. I over reacted at the cat part.

>>5982444
I screamed like little girl! Pulling myself away! Or try to. My right hand is caught on something!
FUCK! Ursula handcuffed me to the bar of my bed.
I scream at her to uncuff me. She smiles and says, “Wasn’t this our fantasy?”
“Come here, My Japanese rice bun!” and lunges at me.
All I can do is kick out. I kick her hard. She rebounds off my clothes drawer and lays still.
I reach my cell phone beside the bed and call the police.
Police arrive, they had to brake down the door. Since I couldn’t get to it.
An ambulance was called. Maya Arrived at about the same time the ambulance did.
We both went with the police to the station to press charges.
Found out she was living wither 1 friend. Found out she crossed a ledge to my window in the living room. Found out Her LJ was filled with pics of me and Maya only Maya’s face was shooped out and pasted with hers.

A month later a judge ruled in our Favor.
She got slapped with a restraining order of not to come within a hundred yard of me. A fine 50,000 dollars and since she just turned 18, she has been tried and sentence to a correctional facility with mandatory therapy.

We haven’t heard of Ursula ever since.

>>5981998

The story about the girl biting the guy in the arm is fake, as can be seen by Googling "zombie bite" and finding that same image on the first page of results. There's naive and there's plain stupid.

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MY favorite parts of the story. Suspense made me F5 so much last year it sticks.

>>5982455
It was somewhat addressed earlier on the thread.

I shall tell you all the story of the crazy girl I used to be besties with (I was young and naive).
We met my freshman year of high school. We were in the same biology class even though she was a senior and I was a freshman. I used to draw all the time in class and one day she saw my drawings and showed me hers. She was actually pretty good, better than me at the time, and she was really into anime. I was just starting to get into it at the time so she lent me some of her series and we became friends pretty fast. She also introduced me to cosplay and later that year I went to my first con with her and some other friends.
In a lot of ways I do feel ad for her,because she had a pretty crap home life (her parents were basically white trash and treated her really poorly, her house was a disaster and always smelled like cat piss, a few years ago herded had a child with some other woman that now her mother takes care of because the other woman is MIA or something, it's fucked up) and she is bipolar. I don't fault people their illnesses at all, but a lot of the time I think she did use it as an excuse to treat people like shit.
Anyway, we were friends off and on for almost ten years. I say "off and on" because she would randomly get mad at me for really stupid shit and stop talking to me for months at a time. At one point, I was living with Herat her parents house. It was after my first year of college and I had had an enormous fight with my mother (my mom is batshit and she and I had never gotten along well) and just couldn't take living with her anymore. So this friend (let's call her L) offered for me to stay with her. I didn't have a car at the time and we were working at the same place, so we asked to have our schedules synced up,and it worked out pretty well.

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>>5982730
I was paying her parents $150 a month to sleep on a camp cot in their "spare room" which was literally so full of crap (garbage, L's cosplay stuff, an old computer that didn't work...) that there was barely room for my camp cot and the cardboard box I was using as a desk. But whatever, I didn't have to live with my parents, I was happy. I gave L gas money in return for riding me to work (even though we worked all the same shifts anyway), but most of the time I ended up paying fr her food and other stuff as well because she spent literally all of her money on cosplay. A few months after I move in with her, we decide to go to a con.

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>>5982733
So we take the weekend off from work. The people we work with generally know about our hobby and some think it's kind of weird, but whatever. At this con, L was cosplaying as Yuuko from xxxHOLIC, in her maid outfit. I was a bit peeved because I had spent a long time doing her makeup (painting her white, and drawing in the butterfly tattoo) and all she did the whole time was complain about how crappy the makeup job was. Blah. Anyway, we generally had a good time, get home from the con and go back to work on Monday.
That day, a co-worker asks me about our weekend. She was a nice girl, dumb as bricks but well-meaning. She didn't know much about the cosplay thing, so I took out my camera and showed her a picture of L and her boyfriend in costume. Didn't think much of it, until later in the evening I get an angry text from L.

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>>5982742
I should explain, the place where we worked was in a mall. There was the main store but there was also a small kiosk, owned by the store, in another part of the mall. So that night, I was working the kiosk and L was in the store. I couldn't eave the kiosk unattended so this whole conversation happened over text with L.
Basically she flipped out on me for showing that co-worker her cosplay picture. It's not like it was a risqué picture, and its not even like she wanted to keep her hobby a secret from our co-workers since they all knew about it anyway. Apparently I was violating her privacy and didn't have "permission" to show the girl that picture or whatever. I honestly didn't understand why she was upset, and refused to apologize because I hadn't done anything wrong. Anyway, it ended up that L kicked me out of her house, right then and there. I didn't have a way to get home from work,and she wouldn't even let me back into her house to get my stuff. So I had t call up a mutual friend of ours, have her pick me up from work, and then have her go over to L's house to retrieve my stuff. L didn't talk to me for, like, a year after that.

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>>5982742
>Yuuko from xxxHOLIC, in her maid outfit

Eh? I don't remember ever seeing her in a maid outfit. Mind posting an image, if you've got one?

>>5982455
That doesn't help with stories that don't provide such obvious evidence of fakery.

>>5982750
We eventually make up, I don't even really remember why or how, and things are cool for a while. I go back to school in another state but we still chat online and whatnot. Sometime during this time, L, myself, and another friend become mods of our local Lolita group on Livejournal. Now, there's one particular girl in this group that L has had beef with for a while. Back when lolita_fucks was active (so you can tell how far back this goes), the other girl, let's call her K, posted a picture of several local girls on there, including L and myself. Admittedly, our outfits were horrible, whatever, I moved on. L never did, and hated K ever since. She was convinced K was out to get her or something. One day, a mean secret was posted on the old loli_secrets about one of the girls in our comm (not L). For some reason, L becomes totally convinced that K posted the secret, despite total lack of proof, and without even a warning or clearing it with the other mods, she bans K from the comm. a few days later, K messages me to ask why she has been banned. She was totally perplexed, especially because she was never given a warning or notice of her ban. I tell her about the secret and how L thought it was her, but she can prove that she didn't do it, and I admit that banning her (especially without warning) was totally unfair, so I unbanned her.
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>>5982753
I'm assuming you know her, and it's on her acparadise page I think. I won't post a picture because I'm on mobile and I have no means of blurring her face/ hiding her identity.

>>5982766
Anyway, she flipped the fuck out on me (again) because I unbanned K. I tried explaining that the ban was completely unfair but she simply wouldn't hear it, and stopped talking to me again. I believe that was the last time we ever spoke.
TL;DR used to be friends with crazy girl, now live in another state and haven't spoken to her for years.

In her defense, though, she was really a good friend as long a you didn't do anything to piss her off. She helped me through a lot of hard times and in a way I miss her, but I was also fucking sick of walking in eggshells around her.

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About time someone posted this. Was looking for it!

>in progress of reading all of these
>suddenly become grateful that i can't go to AX this year
>...friends are going
>worry for them

Oh shit u guys what i they get hurt/stolen/violated zjiabsjdissbjsemjahsjshdjsbshhskais

>>5982952
>Oh shit u guys what i they get hurt/stolen/violated

When that happens, they'll post here

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Wow there's no way this is true because it leaves absolutely no doubt as to who you're talking about, and I happen to know her from past Blizzcons and know that she is nice. I call vendetta.

Bumping for more!

>>5983158
Vendetta against some vaguely described person 0.01% of people reading that can recognise?

>>5982770
No, she's saying she doesn't remember Yuuko ever having a maid outfit. Nothing about your "friend", just the character.

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>>5983661
Yep, this. (I think I)Found her page anyways.

Wow, the makeup isn't bad at all and that tattoo looks awesome(pic related is the best view of it I can find).
Making mountains out of molehills is all.

>>5984457
i'd ravage dem tities.

>>5984595
Even after hearing that story?
Relationships with bipolar bitches 'aint worth it, no matter how much tittage they've got.

>>5975467
Wow this one is seriously fucked up

>>5982730
> We were in the same biology class even though she was a senior and I was a freshman.

Uh, did she fail multiple times or what?

>in new orleans for MechaCon 2010
>second night, hanging out with my group of friends in the hotel lobby having some drinks and waiting for some rave or whatever that was supposed to be going on in one of the ball rooms upstairs
>typical con shit, mingling, taking pictures, talking about our costumes
>SUDDENLY a kid dressed as Sasuke from Naruto comes tumbling down the up escalator as some skinny chick vaults over the railing and falls a good 12 feet, lands in a sort of botched roll, scrambles to her feet and flees the building laughing like a fucking lunatic
>dafuq
>Sasuke is rescued from his disgraceful perpetual fall by a group of onlookers just as security comes jogging around the corner with a wigged-out looking and appearently homeless (dirty, drunk, matted hair, filthy backpack and tattered combat boots)girl in tow
>security guys ask if we had seen where the other girl went, someone directs them outside
>resume having a nice time

We found out from some other con-goers who had seen them earlier that they were just some drunk street kids who were sitting on the sidewalk near the con and saw some people in their cosplays an thought it'd be a kick to go in and look around, and then they started causing trouble. They didn't really hurt anyone, Sasuke kid was fine, but were just being rude and drunk and making people uncomfortable.

>>5984700
In the states you are allowed to decided what year you fulfill your requirement requisites, I actually took Bio freshman year and met a bunch of seniors who had never taken the class or failed any course.

Yeah I totally posted my story to put down men and/or for you all to fap to. It's not because I want other people to be aware this person is out there, so they need to be careful so they don't end up in the same situation.