ads

I can't think of anything clever to save her say...

(On iPad, don't have the means to shoop and post)

Princess Bubblegum is now a sassy black woman.

I don't even know man. I just... I don't even know.

>>5009951
"Bitch you best be givin' me yo dayum pokwhatevas befow I pop off!"

>>5009951
hurrdurr I double posted and misspelled.

PB for anon that can't make a picture

>>5009970
PB is sooo sassy! 'GET ON MY SWAN'
And didn't you see her throwing deuces when everyone was fighting for a kiss?

World's sassiest otaku.

"Anderson, you best shut yo whore mouth!"

I think i can help

>>5010061
Sherliquakita.

AW SHEET I BE GETTIN MY BITCH ON TONITE

>>5010070
I like it. Has a ring to it.

>>5010061

I lol'd. Props man.

im not sure how to feel about this

>>5009837

>>5010019

bitch you better get the hell out of mah grid right NAO

Mmm-Mm

>>5010120
Do you have any of the accrual cosplay? I have yet to see any legacy cosplay except for one of tron.

I can imagine this

Imma suck the soul outta you!

"GURRRL. Who do you think you are? Carrying yo pasta and shit in yo bag when you ain't even bring no water when we in the fuckin' the desert. You a dumb bitch."

So many things wrong with this, but I'm really okay with it.

Needless to say I doubt anybody will be givin' dis gurl shit ever again.

>>5010126

It's on my DA. Not so sure about selfposting yet, but there are a few nice tron cosplayers on DA!

Shameless Selfpost.

>>5010207
Winner, thread over, everyone go home

I can't think of anything to say

>>5010249
Bay-umf.

>>5010207

holy fuck i know you
brb
de-anoning in amusement on your facebook page 8|

Oh lawdy, this thread.

aw shiet aw naw u didnt bunni

i kno u aint coppin my daughta for yo' po' azzzz

i am a strong UNIQUEEE blaqq woman!

>>5010429

>>5010429
Can someone please do a bunni response?

whatevva whatevva i do wwhat i wwant fuckin bitches best be respectin me. Mmhmm.

>>5010447

"Aw HELL naw Rassilon. You git yo skinny ass ova here an you fight yo OWN gawdam Time War! I ain't doin SHIT fo you o nobody! You gon RESPECT me an ma black ass o I gon whup yo ass so hard you gon think I be a Dalek!"

>>5010487
you are literally the best person right now

da FUQ u think u doin comin up here in MAH cave? bitch i'll supersonic yo ass.

NAWW UH HONEY CHILD, YOU THINK YOU JUST WALKIN THIS MOJAVE DESERT? GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRL I BE SITTIN OUT HURR WISHIN FO' A NEW-KLEE-UH WINTAH JUST SITTIN HURR

dad, i KNO u didn't just go thru my drawers

barnaby gon be my baby daddy, ya hearrrd?

I'm abouta open up a can'a alchemy on yo ass, fool.

Bitch best not interrupt MY doom song.

>>5010572
i lost it on this one.

ERIZABEEEETHHHZU

>>5010598
lost it. The face. Can't... oh god.

>>5010608
glad you like it, bro

i ain't wearing no ho outfit for you, russia.

hold up hold up, is u serious?
this chickenhead be lyin'

yo gurlfrand, i dont need no aniki!

This thread is gold

UH-UH DON YOU COME NEAR ME WIT YO CRAZY ASS TELEPORTATION BULLSHIT
AM I GON HAVE TO CUT SOME BIRD-FACED BITCH?
PO-NI-KO HOLD MAH EARRINS

"I ain't gon tell u again boi, you best release dem pokemon. Pokemon yo goddamn friendz biyitch."
This is best thread ever.

MOAR!

>>5010743
>>5010764
Oh god I lost it so hard.

Also this thread is diamonds

>>5010743

Tropius Guuurljinka, don't you be messin' with her banana-goatee weave naw y'hear?

nihongo desu neeeee

I AIN'T SUHGESTIN' DAT MASTUH CHEEF.

Guuurrl you better stop turnin into a bitch before I open a can of woop-ass on you.

Best thread ever!!!!

Capcha- seek ohniqui, even my captcha is ghettoish

>>5010853
I lost my shit right here

"I ain't need no man to feel special, you bettar keep ya damn hands to yaself"

heh.. U-1224, Japanisches Kaiserreich Mitternacht Marine

requesting Mami cause I cant draw worth shit on a laptop

>>5011029

I'm not that amazing on a laptop on msn paint either but I am very very bored.

>>5011060
i love you so much. thank you <3

This is the single most beautiful thread I've ever seen.

Archive this thread

for a friend

...

I like this thread since the last character I cosplayed was fem!garterbelt.

oh god...

we're all going straight to hell, every last one of us.

Worked out the best for all of us.

"Gurl, do NOT make me get out of this spaceship."

Bumping so it lasts til I have time to draw things. This is my favorite thread on the board right now.

>>5010891
Yo MaDOHka. Gurl, get you ass over here. Bitch, sign my contract, the hell is wrong wit you.

Aww yeah, just take yar faith in yar own hands little sweetheart, Bitches be hating, screw that asshole dad of yours!

>This thread

Havn't LOL'd in such a long time, oh wow

>>5010572

>>5011381
but is she SASSY?

>>5011154
Nuh UH gurl you best be trottin' yo samurai ass out here so I can WHOOP IT.

>this thread

1,000 hours in MS paint.

>>5010764
>PO-NI-KO HOLD MAH EARRINS

My sides

I aint nevah axed fo dis.

>>5010175
Great. Now every time I play this I'm gonna think of Mr. Face as a sassy black chick

"DANIEL DANIEL GIMME ALL YOUR TINDER GUUUURL"

Such a phony

Hahahah what the hell.

>>5011968
>Ooooooooooooooo, Massa J! I can be yo baby momma?!

Whatchu talkin bout. Mozart ain't no German.
Bout to get sum Chopin on yo ass.

gURRRRRRRRRRRRRRL u betta not b tryin 2 steel mah man!!!!1! u an yo weirdass purple herr aint got nuthin on deez tittayz

>>5011986
Oh jesus.

> "Excuuuuuse me?? Did you just HIT me, 'puddin'"? Uh-uh, oooh no, you di' not!"


updated because the rest of you assholes went all out. Jesus. I'd like to think Sassy Black Harley wouldn't want to cover up her "natural beauty" with white face paint.

don'cha even THINK bout goin thru dat temple w/o lettin' me teach ya' a song first

If I catch any yahl bitches gettin yo hands on mah trahforce, you know I be ready to open a can o' bitch slap on yo ass.

Awww hell naw, you bitches ain't got shit on my hyakki yakou.

archive this shit
seriously.

.__.

OH NO YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT BOY. THIS GIRL BE ARRESTIN' YO NIG BABY DADDY ASS.

GUUURL I know u ain't tryin' to steal my man u pale ass skinny bitch
my dark skin look GOOOOOOD

>>5010254
I love you.

>>5011091
>>5011091
You just won the Internet, so hard.

Ijustcan't.

>>5012315
HEINE MOFUGGA I *KNOW* YO ASS AIN'T BEEN TAKIN' MY SMOKES. I WILL FUCKIN' CAP YO PASTY ASS, BITCH.

THIS FUCKING THREAD
Archive this shit forever. OP is beautiful and don't need no man.

GET CHO NASTY ASS SKANKY PARASITIC HO BUTT OUT MY HOUSE

AWW HELL NAW BAWSS I KNOW U AIN'T SASSIN' SHANIQUWA CHINACHONG MILLUH! NOW YOU GET DAT TIGHT LITTLE ASS OF YO'S UP DAT DAMN MOUNTAIN WIF DAT OL' AS SHIT HOSS AN KILL DAT GODDAMN COMPUTUH!

AW HELL GURL, HOW MANY TIMES DOES A SISTA HAVE TO TELL YA TO STOP SAYIN "UU"?

NOBODY TOUCHES MY BASS YO BITCH!

archive please

what did yo say SCUSE ME WHAT DID YO SAY?? WHO YO CALLIN A REE-JACT CRACKA?? IMMA WHOOP YO SORRY BYITCH ASS UP FO DAT SHIT N MESSIN W/ MA SHORTIES YA HEAR

YO AINT TALKIN SMACK BOUT DA PRINCE NU-UH

I think I peed myself. this thread is solid gold.

I could see it.

Bitch you know dem witches don't be real.

what da fuck is wit dem bees?

I KNO u didn' jus touch mah fried chicken! me and mah sistahs gonna shank yo ass if u don step off mah food
Why is this too fitting?
I suck at Paint, sorry

>>5012516
>>5012762
>>5012806
I love you, seacats <3

GUUURRRL you better go get this prince some uerng drink !

awwwww yeah kind of ironic

sassy black Videl

i know what to say as hilarious commentary but i cant deliver it right ugh

IMAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

Oh God.

This is as far as I could get.

>>5013057
ahahah

>>5010605
Oh guuuurl, your titties did NOT just get in the way of my photo bomb.

Bitch, I built this shit in cave with boxes of craps!!

Bitch I told you not to breathe, now you gone and did, and now we is screwed. Aw hell naw gurrl!

>>5013107
ninja please, you betta recognize
ur mo' pathetic than bison's social life

what if the last cosplay i did WAS a sassy black woman?

I have literally been waiting all day to participate in this thread.

'bitch, I be foreseeing my foot up yo skinny ho ass'

>>5013222
oh god this is killing me inside

>>5013222
>Hitomi

...Badr, where are you from? Just curious.

>>5013249
up till june, Ontario. why?

>>5013273
..as in, just left in june, or here until june 2012?

im.. ahem, working on an escaflowne group and we dont have a hitomi yet~

>>5013302
I moved to P.E.I. right after AN last year...
however, if this is for AN '12 I'm totally game for it...

>>5013328
we'll probably end up doing it for AN12, by then I should have my Vans wings done and everything. I'll for sure be giving you a shout closer to that time, then~!

>>5013328
why PEI

>>5013346
fantastic! I have you on FB?

>>5013354
Because my mum moved there when she retired and I'm a pathetic NEET who lacks the skills to live on her own.

>>5013213
>>5013107

My siiiiiiiiiiiides

"Oh hell naw, you foolz ain't got no chances in beatin' my ass in a summon battle and Akiisa, don't you be thinking you gun' get with any utha girlz but me"

fuck we need to get this thread archived

Apperently I did not have you. Added. I'm the cranky looking ginger.

Boooii if you be dumpin' fo' dat ho Katherine, I will go yandere on yo' ass and CUT. YOU.

Aww hell yee' Maury, I'm sure Wakka's ma' baby's daddy! They got the same head of nappy-ass orange hair!

>>5013492
pfffffffffffffftttt

I lol'd

AWW, HELL NAW. GURL, YOU DID NOT JUST OBJECT TO ME. HOW DAAAAAAARE YOU OBJECT ME. I AINT HATIN ON YOU, BUT DAYUMN, WHY YOU GOTTA BE HATIN ON ME LIKE DAT?

I was going to go as plain clothes Botan, but my friend's mom was all like I CAN MAKE KIMONO'S TEEHEE I CAN FOLD THINGS and put her sanity on the line for me so

requested for archival! Gogogo!

My lord, this thread is the epitome of beauty at it's pinnacle. We should do this more often. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

Imma get the fuck out of yo with ma keahblade!

...
I can't imagine the Major as a sassy black woman. I just have problems

I love this thread

>>5013763
All my fucking love.

>>5010207
I loved your demoman costume with the wee booties

>>5010891
>>5012753

The only mami round here is me bitches. MMMMMM HMMMMM WATCH OUT LADIES THIS BITCH BITES

Bitch you don't even KNOW how many badges I got up in hurr!

Nausiquaa and D'Teto.

That's all I got. I wish I were more witty. :(

FUCK THE ROKKAKU POLICE

Fionniqua I thought I told you not to be messin' with mai man! I'll (ice) cap your hoe ass bitch.

I don't need no metal upa, the hell is wrong wit chu?

Ain't no use hiding all that crystal from me up in here, I'll be finding them and capping your ass.

>>5014014
Gahahaahaha. You should totally post your Beat cosplay!

>>5014270

it really wasn't that good, just something i threw together in a few days for a party

NE P-P-P-PANTY, YOU BETTA GET YO SKINNY WHITE BOY ASS OVER HERE AND GET SUMMA DIS

the lady in these pics needs to see this. Sadly I bet she will never know.

>>5013048
Guuuuurl don't you be messin' with my Rinno-soo-kay. I WILL Master Spark yo ass, bitch!

>zombie michael jackson


ALLOFMYWAT

>>5013763
YES! Pics of cosplay?

This is the best thread I've seen on /cgl/.

Ever.

Thread archived; remember to upvote it so it becomes permanent.

chanarchive.org/4chan/cgl/22316/the-last-person-you-cosplayed-is-now-a-sassy-black-woman-shoops-of-d
is-independent-and-plus-size-woman-be

I just burst into hysterical giggles in my university's library. Thanks, /cgl/.

Oh whats that? You want extra sugar, yo get it yaself, bro.

>>5013492
>>5013492
THE BEST

Yu-kaw, you'd better stay away from mah man, or you gon' be dead!

Gurl, you know bein' sassy originated in me.

SOME BITCH NAMED SHINJI

I sho do be wishin' da professuh be comin home soon, I sho is gettin lonely.

....AWW HELL NAH, VERONICA, I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST PEE ALL OVA MY CLEAN ASS FLOOR, SISTA

Yo ass gonna be attached to your mouth for a week! Shoo!

>>5014584
ILOVEYOU

Guys we have madoka, homura, mami, kyubey and Charolette.

Requesting sayaka and kyoko so we can have full madoka sassy black cast

>>5014710
On it. I'll need captioning help, though.

>>5012815
This one made me laugh so hard.

This fucking thread!
Oh, my sides.

>>5014752
Sayaka:
AWH HELL NAH KAMIJO YOU BEST NOT BE LEAVIN ME FOR DAT BITCH HITOMI AFTER ALL I DUN FO YO ASS.

"Don't MAKE me go jungle up on yo' ass!"

Oh god this is too fun

aw shit I kno u aint tryin to live

i bess be killin yo ass

>>5014811
>>5014584
WOW!! My sides are splitting. LOL
Moreee moreee

"AWH HELL NAH KAMIJO YOU BEST NOT BE LEAVIN ME FOR DAT BITCH HITOMI AFTER ALL I DUN FO YO ASS."

>>5014805
Thank you. I don't know why I'm so bad at ghettofication, I sure as hell hear it enough.

Yo Guurrl if yo ain't stop ignorin' me I'm gonna shove dis starfish rite up yo ass

Aw, you BEST be buyin' somethan in my store! I work HARD to pay off MY daddy's debt, gurl!

Capitalism HO!

Harry Potter is a sassy black woman. Wat.

Guuuurl I'ma flashkick you so hard you be sonic boomin in yo draws!

>>5014998
I am crying, crying with laughter.

>>5014998

>Guileiqua

AAAA MY MIND IS MELTING
FUCK my brain is falling out of my ears from laughing so hard

Ah hell nah, I know you not be tryin to oprate mah new lexus baneblade widout recitin da propah litnies!

the world love this thread

>>5012119
>implying Rosa don't have no black in her.
Seriously, bitch dunno Maria's baby daddy is, be going around fucking different men while leaving Maria home alone. Oh and she loves the 1st of the month.
>>5012516
Always thought of Aisha as a sassy black girl in the series.

AWWW NAH

CAIN I KNOW YOU AIN'T STEALIN DAT FATHERLY AFFECTION I DONE EARNED MYSELF

Bitch you don't even know all what I do fo yo ass
Shootin yo butler all UP with this shit

FUCK YO EARL ASS

>>5015081
Mmmmmm hmmmmm guuuurl you be do'n some heresy right thurr

>>5015073
>>5015002
Pleasure to be of service.

>>5010605
>>5010764
>>5011129
>>5011646
>>5012144
>>5013048
>>5014014
>>5014559
>>5014952
>>5014998
>>5015361

..... Is it bad that I actually want to see the not-sassy black women versions of these?

>>5014998
this is the most ironic thing I ever saw

Izusa don't ruin the thread dammit! Go be annoying or pretend to be useful somewhere else.

AH SHEEEET, DON'T PISS ME OFF OR I'LL GET MAH PERSONAL ARMY.

(My MSPAINT-FU is very weak)

This reminds me,
when I was at the airport just sitting there waiting for the plane... this sassy black gay flight attendant walked by me while talking on his phone, and all I heard him say was
>NUH UH YOU AIN'T BRINGIN NO TURTLES UP IN MY HOUSE

still makes me lol.

Thanks, Piplup. You just made my day.

>>5015957
You think he was talking about the candy? Cos I wouldn't allow that either.

>>5015997
I don't know.
I like to imagine it was turtwigs.

"I don't need no man to save me!"

bumping

bumping for glorious lulz

Phantasm from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

Oh hell naw, Batman, you ain't the only one wit a cape! I want my ring back! It's yo baby!

You know, though... dang it, since the character is fully clothed, she just looks like a really grossly overweight Phantasm.

That was an enjoyable 6 minutes in mspaint

I'm sure there's a hilarious caption but I'm too tired to think.

(looks like two of mine got deleted for using a certain n word, whoops! repostin')

>>5010605
u best buy some motha fuckin' pepsi

ex-cuse u? did u just call me Bunny?
boy i dare u say that again, i will slap u so hard
old ass triflin' bitch
u musta lost yo damn mind

OH, I just KNOW your infected ass didn't juss stumble aross mah goddamn SHOES. I'mma pop a cap in yo undead ass.

I had one in this thread but it got deleted....what.

Don't miss wit me gurl, I'm gon' Psychopomp yo ass

now i kno yo skanky ass hands did not just touch my boiiii when i got a whole meal 2 prepar 4 dis famurly
qurl yo in fo some good ol' fashion can of whoop-ass, dat u is

sebonda gonna show u wat wat

>>5018823
psshh u just wish u looked as gud as ME n' my big black bOOtiful curves.

/r/ing decode version of Birdy

Bitch, don't make me get my Stella' Spirits to pop a cap in yo' ass.

Nuh-uh gurrrrl, whatchoo thinkin - imma bout to bust out meh bendin powahs on yo cracka ass!

N0W D4V3, Y0U B3SS B3 L34RN1N H0W T0 T4LK T0 M3, F0 1 CR4CK D4T D0M3 W1D3 0P3N T0 T4ST3 D4T C4NDY BL00D, H3H3H3H3.

YOU BEST GIT YO DUMBASS BACK IN DA GODDAYM DUMPSTUH, YA BLONDE BITCH.

Get off page 13! I'm still drawing/coloring.

"Gurrl, you bes not be sayin' dat witches exist!"

>>5010788
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS?! OH LAWD ALL MY LAUGHTER!

holy shit this thread

MARS, BITCH, YOU BEST BACK THE FUK UP OFF ME BEFO I WHOOP YO ASS! AH'M SAILUH FUCKIN MOON, BITCH, I AIN'T GOTTA TAKE YO SHIET. MERCURY, HOL MAH EARRINS GURL, IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME HO ASS.

I'm too tired to think of a phrase.

>>5022846

>AH'M SAILUH FUCKIN MOON, BITCH

Aaaaand that's where I lost it.

Seagulls, you are gentle[wo]men and scholars. Best thread I've seen in a long time.

>>5010532
I lol'd so fucking hard I got chills, holy shit